Thread 21463678

ITT guilty pleasures
I get a Yoohoo every so often just to remember the taste

>>21463678 (OP)
That tastes like shit and is goyslop. Have some self respect you dumb golem

>>21463768
>I'm a bot and I don't know it

>>21463678 (OP)
They make Yoohoo in cans?

>>21463678 (OP)
I only knew Yoohoo in bottles. They make cans too?

why so many yoohoo threads lately

Love them hot, love them cold, love them smashed after they've been in my pocket for a while. So good.

>>21463678 (OP)
Popcorn dipped in sprite. Yum. Fuck I might have to go get some sprite now…

My dad wouldn't let me drink Yoohoo because he said only fags drank it. I just accepted that for the truth when I was a kid and didn't question it and I never drank Yoohoo because it was what fags drank. Then I got older and wondered why he said that or where it came from. He died when I was 16 so I never got the chance to ask why Yoohoo is a fag drink.

>>21464128
He probably just knew it tastes like shit and is the worst chocolate milk on the market so he told you that to save you from making the same mistakes he did

>>21463678 (OP)
Ew. I haven't had one in fifteen years BECAUSE I remember the taste.

One of those things that helps you realize you can never go back.

>>21464128
lol, this checks out. The kinds of people who post on this website absolutely had the kinds of dads who would say things like "that's fer fags." or "no son of mine is gonna..." and then promptly die before maturing enough to actually teach their sons anything true.

I'm really sorry, anon. But this explains a lot about the state of this place and the dumb losers who post here.
Damn.

>>21464128
Also, it's funny that you're already just like him. You didn't reject his opinion as bigoted or wrong, you actually think there's a reason WHY Yoohoo is a 'fag drink'. Damn you are fucking ignorant. Maybe some other piece of shit can take you under his stinky, tattooed wing and "teach" you why some foods and drinks are "fag" foods and drinks.

>>21463806
>love them smashed after they've been in my pocket for a while
Damn, me too

>>21464163
>t. Assmad fudgepacker

I learned not to be a fucking cunt to people, not to treat people who care about you like shit, and to avoid drugs and alcohol so I wouldn't ruin my life and die at 40. Meanwhile, you're here laughing at and making light of my suffering. Your post explains more about the state of this place than mine. You're an asshole who thinks he's better than the "dumb losers" who post here. And you're not really sorry, you don't know me, you never will, and you don't even know if I'm telling the truth or not. In short, get fucked. I wonder what happened to you that caused you to post here with losers like me?

>>21464163
What the fuck are you talking about? I didn't reject or challenge his opinion because I was a child and didn't really know what gay people were. When I got older and learned about homosexuals, I thought it was odd that my dad told me Yoohoo was a fag drink and wouldn't let me drink it. I don't think it's a drink commonly associated with homosexual men so I wondered where my dad got that idea and why he imposed that idea on me.

>>21463777
>>21463787
Can > carton > glass bottle

>>21464194
You can't tell? Your dad was one of those dumb people who says dumb people things like "fags drink that". It was HIS job to teach you about homosexuals, but he didn't. He just taught you a slur and said they were bad. This is how bigots are raised. You look up to your dad and trust what he says.
It's NOT a homo drink. There aren't really homo drinks. Your dad was an ignorant and discriminatory shitbag. Don't you even know enough to know what a good dad is?
I guess I REALLY took it for granted that I got amazing parents. I had no idea these were actually the kinds of discussions and "lessons" that people like you were subjected to.

Your dad had a lot of bad ideas and problems. It's not normal or acceptable for men to teach their sons that kind of attitude and mindset. You really got dealt a bad hand. It's actually a blessing he didn't stick around to teach you more of that kind of thing.

>>21464178
Sorry. If he was a drunk junkie that at least explains his "fatherly manner" lol. He was a bad egg and he did his best to make another one. I'm glad you could at least learn from his mistakes and see him for what he was; a sperm donor, not an actual parent.
I am an asshole but I'm also better than people who were raised like you were. Everything my parents taught me was helpful and true. They didn't harbor prejudices and pass them on to me like your father did. I can't even imagine having such a trashy early memory. "Yoohoo is for fags, son. Always remember this wisdom." -dies.
LOLOLOL

>>21464208
This is the groomer in his natural habitat trying to lure his victims to a place of safety. Watch how he performs the bait and switch before he pounces on top and performs his mating rituals.

>>21464217
No, you're worse than people like me. You're a cunt to people you think are beneath you. If your parents didn't have class based prejudices, where did yours come from? Are you just an asshole to people who had shitty parents because you think you're better than them? Do you not see how that makes you worse? Why are you posting here if you know its filled with losers from broken homes like me? What you're doing is akin to spitting on homeless people on the street and saying "I'm better than you, you stupid piece of shit".
>I can't even imagine having such a trashy early memory. "Yoohoo is for fags, son. Always remember this wisdom."
If you think that's even remotely bad or traumatic and not funny then you're a giant sheltered baby who probably still relies on mommy and daddy for everything.

>go to 4chan
>take every post incredibly seriously and as a personal attack to your very being
ishygddt
niggy you need to lurk more before posting

>>21464208
>There aren't really homo drinks
Lol. I don't like the taste of alcohol so I often get the brightly colored fruity girl drinks or cans of White Claw at bars. For some reason gay men think that's a sign they can hit on me.

>>21463797
New marketing campaign. Don't tell them I told you that or I'll get fired.

>>21464242
I get where you're coming from. I just think you should be incredibly ashamed of what happened to you. I don't think it's traumatic or bad, but I don't know how you can see the humor in it. My dad might say something like that in an ironic way to me as an adult, because it would be like him embodying a truly dumb character like your father was.
Your dad sincerely raised you with his scumbag sensibilities, and I guess that's just how it works. I naively assumed that someone like that would want to raise his own kid to be smarter and different, but that's just my normalcy bias. Your dad surely thought that he WAS imparting real wisdom to you with that kind of comment. His father was no genius either. Maybe it gets a little better each generation. If you actually procreate you'll be a better dad than yours was just for being sober. And you'll know that in polite society there are things not to teach your kids. But the fact that you're here means you may have already gone too far in a certain direction and might be an incel or something.
I come here because I'm bored, I'm in a bit of a life rut, and I fell in love with this place many years ago before it was overrun with (sincere) ignorance and hatred. When my life is at its peaks I'm not here.
It's like watching trash TV in that I feel better about myself compared to people like you.
But I really would help if I could. I just don't like that you're defending your dead dad. You realize he wasn't a good role model and that he raised you wrong. It would be better if you had regrets about that and admitted them.

>>21464285
There are "fruity" drinks that are considered gay. And they're exactly as you described. Soft drinks like Yoohoo really don't count though.
There are ways to get drinks you can stomach without having it be so obvious though. You don't need umbrellas and fruit or cans of that girly shit advertising your less-than-masculine tastes. At least you go out and mix it up.

>>21464135
It's not chocolate milk, it's artificial cocoa flavored high fructose corn syrup "chocolate drink."

>>21463678 (OP)
I looked up the ingredients and this is some kind of high fructose corn milk? Good job America.

>>21463797
Big summer blowout

>>21464412
>milk

So you didn't look up the ingredients.

>>21464208
i genuinely think you need to kill yourself

>>21464433
Hit a nerve, yokel?

>>21464208
How many children are you exploiting currently?

>>21464435
is your guilty pleasure writing like a redditer

>>21464375
You don't get where I'm coming from because you're an elitist homosexual. You're exactly the kind of Yoohoo drinking fag my dad warned me about. And good job walking back your claim that gay drinks don't exist.
>I come here because I'm bored, I'm in a bit of a life rut, and I fell in love with this place many years ago before it was overrun with (sincere) ignorance and hatred.
Lol get a hobby. Didn't your parents raise you right? Why are you slumming it here with the dregs of society?

>>21463678 (OP)
this shit has sucralose in it, completely ruined now. (((they))) did the same thing to hawaiian punch, sunny d, and other "kids" drinks because they're too dumb to notice and it saves them a shekel or two on the corn syrup

>>21463678 (OP)
Add some lime or jalapeno flavored tortilla chips and turn off the cameras

>>21464433
You're posting anime and telling someone else to kill THEMselves. lol
If you're old enough to post here you shouldn't have images like that, anon. Chi-mo!

>>21464375
Imagine having a "life rut". You're more pathetic than anyone

>>21464444
I'm not gay myself, actually. But you seem to have some sort of resentment about your brain and your class or something. It's not elitist to have some semblance of shame when it's appropriate.
I'm a dreg myself right now I guess because of my depression. My parents raised me to be nicer I suppose. When I'm not depressed I do have hobbies. I think the difference is I can blame myself for my own slump and not "society" as dumber people do.
The main reason to keep coming here is to keep tabs on what the extremists think. Without personal accountability all sorts of truths emerge. Just look at what an asshole I'm capable of being. Just look at what your misplaced pride has done to you.

>>21464487
Imagine not having peaks and valleys but just being this much of a loser full-time and not acknowledging that this is simply your permanent existence.

>>21464503
Holy fuck just go back and stay there this time.

>enter yoohoo thread
>get whatever the fuck this is
WHAT THE FUCK

>>21464527
I entered a yoohoo thread and found a nonce.

>>21464398
>>21463678 (OP)
It tasted like bubble gum

>>21464503
Dude, your parents failed you. I think you should stop drunk posting.

>>21464481
blah blah blah blah blah

i like yoohoo :)

>>21463777
I always make yoohoos in the can

fast food is my guilty pleasure

>>21464428
It has milk-derived products in it so legally it can go in an American cheeseburger sandwich

>>21463678 (OP)
Dad used to love Yoohoos so I get one every so often for him, reminds me of our old roadtrips and how he'd pick one up at gas stations in the glass bottles.

>>21464481
It amazes me how some people can be eternally assmad about anime on 4chan, like what do you expect? That when people talk about food on the anime website they won't post anime? You go to barbecue restaurants and get mad when you see people order meat too?

>>21465007
I'd assume you had perhaps some folders containing FOOD for use on the FOOD board of the website. This isn't an anime website anymore. It was that for about three years and you weren't here then. Your 'twee' little pink glittering faggot pedo images don't really go with the whole "adult male" thing. I don't know why you can't keep it contained to your special little pervert boards like the bronies do. You're no different from them. You play with Barbies and have pink hair. You're not a man. And none of your sick fantasy chimo shit has anything to do with food. It's strange that a lot of you are the same people who will post that you don't like LGBT shit in your face everywhere. What you're posting is gayer than all of that. And sick because of the underage girls. You should be locked up, dude. But you pretty much have yourself locked up indoors. Now KYS or post food images here.

>>21464217
>Everything my parents taught me was helpful and true
Ok buddy lmao. Yet here you are sperging out trying to "make a difference" on food and cooking. At least you remembered not to do reddit spacing.

>>21465111
Eh, that pretending is just mediocre.
It's quite a few sentences long but I've seen much better played arbitrary "disgust".

6/10 it's adequate.

>>21465111
Didn't read any of that, you're trying too hard but you clearly are an assmad tourist who hasn't figured out the nuances of baiting yet which is hilarious. Have a nice day.

>>21465151
There you go again with your little girls. You want to touch them so badly. They aren't real. Sickness.

>Shittiest, angriest poster on this already shitty, angry board is also a miserable failure
Wow who saw that coming? Oh wait I did. Also, anime

>>21463797
its one guy

ice cream
when life is hard, ice cream is friend

>>21464477
snot consistency im sorry for your palate

>>21463678 (OP)
Yoohoos are for fags. I taught my son this before faking my own death and fleeing the country.

Made an egg cream for the first time the other day. It just made me want a Yoohoo. I'm not sure if that's an endorsement of Yoohoo or an indictment of egg creams. Anyway, this thread sucks dong.

>>21464477
for me its the dollar tree nacho cheese
i am beyond reproach and i know how bad it is

Based on this thread I’m assuming Yoohoo turns men gay and I shan’t be trying it.

>>21463768
Mmmmm....goyslop...the sloppiest of slops... OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

>>21463806
Interesting, Nutri Grain is a completely different product here in Australia
It's a barely edible breakfast cereal that they used to advertise by claiming it's food for athletes even though real athletes won't touch the shit

>>21465111
I like this post and the trips bolster it

>>21468564
That shit has worse macros than all bran. I wouldn't touch it.

>>21468564
Honestly enjoy this version of it, I think the trick with it is consuming it before the bricks get soggy. As for my goat breakfast materials three way tie between cocopops, fruitloops and apple and cinnamon pop tarts. However I know better than to eat any of them these days, decades on cravings still persist.

>>21468667
>decades on cravings still persist
Do some intense exercise like a strenuous hike and revisit them. Or better yet, pour a small amount and pad it out with something healthy and low calorie like fiber one or all bran.