I respect mortadella, I like it. There’s no better meat to fry. You fry it up, throw some ketchup on it, and it’s the best fucking food in the world.

okay.

>>21463895 (OP)
>fry it up, throw some ketchup on it
I mean, this is what we do with spam, taylor ham / pork roll, bacon, hot dogs, etc. the moral here is that pig is good fried and with ketchup

>>21463895 (OP)
zabij się cwelu pierdolony

average mortadelka enjoyer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMS8GlZMrAM
>>21463915
typical mortadelka hater

>>21463895 (OP)
>eating processed meat
enjoy fucked up kidney and cancer and eating rats

>>21463895 (OP)
Mortadella is really one of the best. A local shop near me makes their own and it is incredibly good.

>>21463915
take this advice, OP

>>21463895 (OP)
>I respect mortadella
I worship it. I need it to be big

>>21463895 (OP)
>cold cuts
>fries them up

Not for me, thanks.

>>21464615
Where are the pistachios?

I want one of those Brazilian mortadella sandwiches

In Italy it is required that the mortadella cutter be a licensed physician

I've never had it
I ate fried bologna sandwiches a lot as a kid and I still have them every once in a while now, this looks like about the same thing as bologna so maybe I should try it

>>21464636
What is your favorite bologna? Mine in Wunderbar all beef

>>21464649
I've never had any respectable bologna, just oscar meyer lol.
When I was a kid it was that cheap ass bologna with french's mustard on mrs baird's white bread. Pretty white trashy but it's nostalgic.
I should really try something like in your pic with some quality mustard and bread.

>>21464653
very nice. for me it was bar-s bologna on sara lee white bread.
sometimes we'd get crazy and add a slice of kraft

>>21464661
My brother and cousins would make bologna boats all the time and eat them without bread or anything, like these but with shredded cheddar. I never tried them because the idea grossed me out.

>>21464653
If you like Oscar Mayer Bologna you will love Wunderbar Bologna. Here is a recipe for a fried bologna sandwich
https://wunderbarbologna.com/recipes/fried-bologna-sandwich/

>>21464636
>>21464686
The main difference between common mortadella and common "baloney" (AKA "Bologna sausage") is how badly adulterated it is. Things marketed as baloney are hot dog and Spam tier. But mortadella is somewhat better. It's not just oversalted pink slime. It's smoky, not stuffed with salt and bullshit, and is pretty nice.

>>21464630
It's almost like if doktorskaya kolbasa had a based fascist grandfather

>>21464759
>Spam tier
You say that like it's a bad thing. Spam is top tier.

>>21463895 (OP)
>mortadella
its mozzarella you new york italian larping fuck boy

>>21463928
a-a-and piss! and and, and... and poop! that'll REALLY get them!

>>21464768
this is some shit bait even for this site

>>21463928
Don't forget to stop eating celery if nitrosamiens are a concern you retarded low iq faggot

>>21465107
>>21465117
cope fat fags

I like muffalettas. Haven't had one in a while though.

>>21464630
after a 20 year internship

Guido dreams of mortadella

>>21463895 (OP)
In my cunt, we call it 'chrupiąca' (eng. "crispy")

>>21464622
Very expensive, very allergic, prease understanderu

>>21465145
y-you're fat, a-and brown, and and and... and, um, you'll get cancer, and uhmmm, you'll die and stuff!