Thread 21464798

How many eggs is too much?

>>21464798 (OP)
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ESL retard.

>>21464798 (OP)
Four eggs are a thousand calories and they are loaded with cholesterhol. It's about the maximum an adult man should eat and only once every few weeks or so.

>>21464821
>four eggs are a thousand calories
nigga what? one regular sized egg is like 70 calories.

>>21464798 (OP)
Idk but I've drank 6 raw eggs every day since 1995 and I have no health issues. Normal blood cholesterol and have never gotten ill.

>>21464825
ohh my godd you overstated the calories of an egg how quaint!!!

>>21464830
Sorry you didn't get the joke anon.

>>21464831
What is the joke

>>21464834
Ok

>>21464831
if you were trying to be funny, you were not. stick to knock knock jokes

>>21464840
Sorry you're so upset anon. Just let it go.

>>21464845
>>21464836
You're the one that won't let it go, you keep replying to everyone.
All you had to do was not lie and make up bullshit in your first post and try to pass it off as "lol I was just kidding for effect bro"
You bullshitted and got corrected, now you're on full damage control.

>>21464845
i'm trying to protect the board from your retardation anon please stick to knock knock jokes

>>21464845
I still don't get it

>>21464847
>>21464846
>>21464845

>>21464798 (OP)
Don't know, but you have to eat them all.

>>21464849
you don't get it? four eggs are a thousand calories!

>>21464860
OK but what does that mean? Is there a double meaning?

>>21464862
it's funny because four eggs aren't actually a thousand calories

>>21464821
>Four eggs are a thousand calories and they are loaded with cholesterhol
retard

>>21464805
Then it would become 'are too many' though. OP's way is awkward and sounds dumb but it would be more correct than 'are too much' I think. It's complicated even for people with a strong grasp.
'How many eggs is too many?' would be the best way to word it. That's besides the point that it's a silly question that needs more specificity.

>>21464823
Well to be fair, 280 calories is such a huge amount that 1,000 calories is pretty much the same thing. You must be so fun at parties since you point out retardation.

>>21464831
>four eggs is a thousand calories!

That's one of the best punchlines I've heard in ages, anon. You've got quite the wit.

>>21464798 (OP)
Whenever I make fried eggs I always make 2 but end up eating 4-6. I could eat a dozen eggs in a single sitting if I felt like it. I fucking love fried eggs.

‘ate that scrambled nonsense though.