Thread 21465225

Anyone know how to have buldak without getting spicy diarrhea the next day? Seems to happy no matter the flavor

>>21465225 (OP)
>spicy diarrhea the next day?
never had that from buldak. perhaps just don't eat it on a empty stomach. this helps me with other spicy dishes to not run to the toilet in a few hours. the longer you can keep it inside you, the less the burn is

>>21465225 (OP)
I've had the black and pink ones in your photo and basically stopped eating ramen (likely until winter) because of the absolute waterfall of hot brown coming out of my ass the following day. I don't know if its the sodium content or what, but as I get older, I can't eat this shit anymore. Expensive and real ramen doesn't do this to me.

The Jjajang one tastes great and doesn't give me burning shits the next day

>>21465225 (OP)
Don't use the entire spice package.

Or don't drink the leftover water after you eat the noodles.

>>21465225 (OP)
You have to eat it every day just like Koreans. Don't forget to add their most special delicacy (cabbage)

>>21465225 (OP)
You have to train your butthole like a good little slut.

don't eat spicy, sodium-laden trash?

Learn to love it. Spicy food exit wound is a warm reminder of the pleasures of yestermeal.

I only eat it when I'm high and it always destroys me the next day. I would say listen to >>21465242
and eat it with other food.

>>21465225 (OP)
I stopped feeling the "second spice" years ago, not sure why. I think your butt just gets used to it.

Take 2 teaspoons of soluble fiber with it.

>>21466000
I'm 31 and I've eaten spicy food since I was 5 and I've never gotten over shitting fire

>>21465225 (OP)
mabye your juust not making it riight..!

>>21465225 (OP)
Ez, don't be born a weak bitch? Or just don't eat it? Really not that hard.

>>21465225 (OP)
eat this shit if you enjoy gastrointestinal cancer. there's a reason why asians get gastrointestinal cancer more than any other group of people, and it's not genetic.

Dairy tends to make food less spicy as you eat it, so I'd guess that it probably helps for the poop too.

>>21466057
Yeah, the fiber method is probably the most effective method I've used.

>>21466000
>>21465308
Yeah, you build up a tolerance on both ends.
Kinda sucks because I burn through hot sauce way too fast.

>>21465264
In my experience the Jjajang one is pretty close to the spice level of the regular. I've noticed the spice levels seems pretty inconsistent, but maybe that's due to the age of the ramen or something I did wrong.
The Jjajang one is great with some roughly toped onions and extra peas. A little closer to the real dish.

When I eat the carbonara flavour, I cook it with milk and cheese so it's less spicy. But only put a splash of milk, once you've drained the noodles. Add the spicy sauce and the powder packet and let the sauce "simmer" a bit...if that makes sense? So it thickens and stuff. Then put it in a bowl and add cheese on top, and let it melt.

If its still too spicy for you, maybe add less of the sauce packet. But I never understood people who have a hard time in the bathroom after eating spicy stuff, never happened to me.

>>21465225 (OP)
Don't eat it as intended, keep some water and make it a soup

>>21465225 (OP)
i love the soup one, cant find it anywhere nowadays

Wait do people actually get the secondhand spice shits? I thought that was "picky eaters" (mental children) joking online.

>>21465225 (OP)
If it goes in your ass it won't come out your ass, so no diarrhea.

Friend told me a great recipe for carbonara
While the noodles are cooking dump the sauce and powder in a bowl and add a tablespoon of kewpie mayo and an egg yolk. Take 4 tablespoons of the boiling water and add while slowly stirring (pour the water onto opposite side of where the yolk was so it doesn't get cooked). Lovely and creamy. Add parmagiana on top with spring onions to serve.
Also works with some leftover guanciale i have pouring two tablespoons of the fat in while stirring and then two tablespoons of the boiling water. (I'm sure pancetta or bacon that's fatty enough would work too.)

>>21466931
similar to the viral tiktok recipe

>>21466981
Is it? Idk. Tastes nice though.

>>21467095
very nice anon

just dont eat those

>>21465225 (OP)
I dunno why you'd want them. They're terrible noodles.