Let me guess, you "need" more

>>21467606 (OP)
Not really, I just crave more. Like when the sloppy jobby from your mom wasn't enough so I fucked her too. Now you exist.

>>21467606 (OP)
Yes, lots of cheese motherfucker, do you speak it? A fucking tomato would be nice as well.

>>21467606 (OP)
You could at a bullet at this point. Food like that is just depressing.

>>21467606 (OP)
Yeah because I don't have a petulant child's palate

>>21467640
Your dad molested you.

>>21467606 (OP)
where's the KETCHUP

>>21467680
The McDonald's hamburger is the ultimate foodstuff. Packed with nutrition, yet dainty enough to hold in your hand and eat without getting everywhere. Onions finely diced so you don't drag out long slices that hit you in the chin. Dollops of catsup, mustard.

>>21467826
>Packed with nutrition
well let's not overstate things here

>>21467827
Would you settle for packed with deliciosity?

>>21467830
Depends. Would you accept my fat 8 incher up your anal passage?

>>21467827
It's not packed with anything, that's why it's so easy to eat so much of it.

>>21467827
Their placemats don't lie!

>>21467847
Your hips don't lie. Show me the truffle shuffle baby

>>21467842
This. The reason fast food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is because there's not a lot of density to it.

>>21467847
Why does the pasta dish need bread alongside?

>>21467606 (OP)
I need less. Remove the useless bread so I can pour mushroom gravy on it

>>21467641
yikes that's some strong projection avi goldberg-silvertheft

>>21467606 (OP)
Ideally, a hamburg steak served on a roll in the Sandwich manner, should be cheesed.

>>21467609
Why are poor people so corny?

>>21467606 (OP)
you guessed right

>>21467885
Lasagna has a high meat sauce to noodle ratio and the noodles are often gone before the meat sauce so the bread is to eat with the remaining meat sauce, ok?

>>21468138
I sure do love me some toppins and fixins

>>21468138
I sure do love tasting nothing but raw onions. Yes sir anything that could potentially taste good, throw a slab of raw onion on there so i can't taste anything else! And the outrageous sandlike crunch goes SO good with a soft chewy hamburger yes sir!

>>21468138
Now THAT'S a burger!

>>21467606 (OP)
Literally yes

>>21468259
Who cares what underage fags like you think?

>>21468438
What does a shepHERD do? They HERD sheep, they don't "ard" sheep.

>>21467999
Where are the poor people? Do you think people who make comments that offend you are poor?

>>21467606 (OP)
Why is need in quotation marks? Are you disregarding the word somehow? You need more, OP. That's not your burger.

>>21467885
To make it comparable to a McDonalds meal of burger and fries. It doesn't say it's healthy, it says it's equivalent to.

>>21469053

>>21467680
I had a roommate that would do this and it would get all over his hands and face and now I dont like ketchup anymore

>>21469053
Sheepherder pie?

>>21469053
this is beyond retarded

>>21469123
>>21469079
>>21469137
My point is it's ShepHERD's pie, not ShepARD's pie
Also it's better with lamb leg or shoulder stew than ground lamb, once I've saved enough for a decent smoker I'm going to try shepherd's pie with slow smoked lamb.

if it's juicy then its cool
if it's not i would like un (1) sliced of chee.

>>21467606 (OP)
You can't call it a real burger if there are no pickles on it.

Yes.

Pepperjack cheese slices on both sides of the patty, special sauce, hot sauce (I prefer Tapatios), pickled jalapenos, slices of bacon, shredded lettuce, onions.

Also, I use a pretzel bun, and my patty mixture is 2:1 beef-pork with a secret spice seasoning, smashed patties cooked well.

Fuck, I'm gonna make some this weekend.

>>21469560
This is such an insane and stupid mixture of flavors and textures that I know for certain you are either an actual handicapped retard or a 20 stone American.