Thread 21469241

You're Waffle House after a long day, what are you getting?

>>21469241 (OP)
Chocolate chip waffles
Bacon egg and cheese sandwich
Regular hashbrowns with gravy
Chocolate milk

>>21469241 (OP)
I’m getting in my car and driving home.

>>21469247
You're in North Korea and you're forced to eat there.

>>21469247
>pretending you're too good for Waffle House
OK communist.

Waffle Houses is amazing actually.
STILL open 24/7 even after fake as fuck cuckvid.
>egg prices go up and they only raise the price slightly
>egg prices go down and waffle house immediately removes the extra cost
They respect the customer which makes me consider them a great establishment regardless of how stupid they are for allowing ANY americans to eat there.

This is the professional order:
Double Cheeseburger
Large topped and peppered hashbrowns
scrambled egg on the side just the egg
Coca's Cola

All Star, bacon, eggs over easy, waffle pecan, double hash brown smothered covered and capped

i am waffle house

>>21469241 (OP)
double order hashbrowns scattered smothered covered chunked peppered capped, two biscuits and gravy, coffee, water, pecan buttermilk waffle, patty melt and a regular slice of pecan pie for dessert

>>21469269
>waffle houses allowing Americans to eat there
Kek what

>>21469241 (OP)
the evening crew already knows I want the All Star Special with sausage and grits, eggs over medium, and a coffee.
>>21469269
agreed. waffle house is great; the servers here are nice and the food is good every time. not super fancy but it's good enough for me

>>21469241 (OP)
hash browns smothered, covered, and peppered
country ham
side of gravy
side of grits

>>21469305
Sorry, typo, meant to say Armenians. Armenians are generally disliked in the service industry.... they show up in their huge gypsy caravans, 30-40 "cousins" taking over half the restaurant. singing devil songs, goats shitting in the parking lot, men getting nude and washing themselves in the bathroom sinks, children swarming the other guests begging and picking their pockets..., then they try to send back the half-eaten food and they NEVER tip. Armenians, folks.

Cheesesteak omelette with rye toast, triple hashbrown smothered and double covered, a slice of country ham, two biscuits, a Cherry Coke, and a cup of coffee.

>>21469241 (OP)
where are the prices anon? how am i supposed to order without prices?
also uh ill take the hash browns smothered, capped and chunked please and a tap water

>>21469241 (OP)
I assault my fellow waffle house enjoyers

>>21469241 (OP)
>mid 20s
>friends decide to roll up to waffle house at 6 am
>so drunk my friend has to guide me through the menu
>just point to pictures of what i want
>try to order a pancake, get a waffle
>workers fighting
>"BITCH DONT YELL AT ME IM 40 YEARS OLD" some black fry cook yells
>go home and sleep all day

>>21469241 (OP)
>what are you getting?
shot

Here in Germany, we do Waffle House a bit different.

>>21469305
Most stores do subtle things to ban certain Americans from coming to the store.
Waffle House does not do anything to stop any American from ordering food at Waffle House.

>>21469241 (OP)
Cheesesteak hashbrown bowl add bacon, mayo and hot sauce. Wish they had sriracha mayo.

>>21469241 (OP)
*2 am*
"What's the move? Y'all tryna go to Waffle House?"
*no one ever answers*
*no one ever goes to waffle house*

>>21469241 (OP)
>You're Waffle House after a long day, what are you getting?
directions to a better part of town.

>>21469241 (OP)
Coffee
Eggs sunny side up
Peanut butter waffle
Bacon
White toast
Hash browns all the way (yes I want chili and gravy, why the fuck do you always ask? like I don't know what I just ordered)

>>21469241 (OP)
they don't have country fried steak?? what the fuck is this shit

>>21470297
Fatass

I am waffle house, after a long day

GET OUT

>>21469241 (OP)
>Hi Miss. I'll get the T-Bone Steaks and Eggs. What's that? Oh, I'll take the Hashbrowns. Regular. And a cup of coffee. Black.

>I'm also going to split a waffle and an order of the biscuits and gravy with my daughter. Ok, what do you want hun? Uh-huh. She'll just have Cheeseburger. Thank you.

And that's how I would order for me and the daughter I never had.

>>21469241 (OP)
Big stack of silver dollar pancakes.

>>21470297
It's probably because in a lot of the older Waffle Houses, gravy was not part of all the way until way way later, so they ask. There are still people that order all the way and then will be asked and say "oh, no gravy".

>>21470210
If you can't witness a line cook throwing hands at 2:30am while you eat your cheesy hash browns, it's not the authentic experience

>>21469241 (OP)
Steak and eggs, medium, over easy, toast, hashbrowns smothered and covered, and a cup of hot tea.

>>21470300
They don't have fryers.

>>21469241 (OP)
I hate it when I'm Waffle House. It's a bad state to be in after work.

>>21470490
>>21470491
>>21470492
kys aifaggot

>>21469241 (OP)
Can I get the Chuddy Buddy Chilli smothered, covered, hunk'd, dunked, chunk'd and double spunked?

>>21469264
Any good communist would respect waffle house. They are the peoples restaurant

>>21470501
>They are the peoples restaurant
but communists aren't people

>>21470493
Fuck you. Bad A.I. is hilarious. Sometimes scary. It's harmless though. Just your bad dreams in near photorealistic detail.

>>21470505
Who are you, the 1%? If you knew what communism really was you'd be for it. But you're ignorant and think it's a bad word. You probably think capitalism is working for you. You clearly have no issue with CEOs making $300 million dollars a year when you make less than 50k.
But communists aren't people. Fucking dumbshit.

>>21470510
>But communists aren't people.

I found the right angle now. A.I. is pretty stupid. I don't want a waffle man, I want a Waffle House/Man hybrid.

>>21470512
You're stubborn and you're going to stay dumb. That's why we're all poorer than we should be. You trust the system that doesn't care about you. But you voted for a pants-shitting 1%er, why would anyone expect you to have self-respect and self-worth over your meager wage. Not that you work anyway. You're a mom's basement incel so the kind of economy we run doesn't concern you anyway. You just get fatter and watch anime and eat nuggets. Of course you don't understand communism. You're the perfect GOP voter. And you'll always think you're right no matter what.

>>21469241 (OP)
Lemme get 3 eggs with biscuit & jelly with hash browns topped and covered
With a side a bacon and an orange juice, large
Thank you kindly

>>21470527
lmao, I have never voted for orange julius and communism has created nothing but misery. I have also been living on my own for 15+ years and I'm quite comfy financially.

>>21469241 (OP)
I’m Waffle House?
in that case I’m probably getting health code violations

>>21470545
Waffle House are usually clean though

>>21469241 (OP)
do i get the pecan pie or the triple chocolate??

I ask for the secret menu because I dont need some corporate marketing shill telling me how to eat my goyslop
I also ask for the secret waffle house sauce

>>21469241 (OP)
T bone steak w eggs
Hashbrowns w gravy
Orange juice

>>21470712
>inb4 someone didnt know about the secret sauce
do you niggers even alcoholic? Ive never ate the slop sober so I dont even know if its actually good but drunk me is at the waffle or tacobell

>>21470724
Oh fuck off you wigger. Nobody wants to read your cringe shit

>>21469241 (OP)
5$ gummer from the waitress AND the cook

Ehhh... I've seen a minority there once. I didn't go inside because of it. Fortunately it shared the same parking lot with a Roy Rogers so I went there.

Yea can I get my waffles sloppered, blobbered, chunky-mo'-slobbered with a detroit style twist then refry that slinkystyle with dirty scatman succulent stinky-fries?