Thread 21470511

Give me one good reason not to make creme brulee from my wife's breast milk. (There's currently plenty of it, so I wouldn't be taking food from my newbie, I'd just be using delicious milkie juice that would otherwise go to waste.)

all heterosexuals should be put to death

>>21470513
degenerates get the rope

>>21470511 (OP)
Is it fatty enough?

>>21470511 (OP)
I’d say the main reason is because she doesn’t exist

>>21470511 (OP)
I can't. I'd want to do it too honestly

>>21470618
It's not, human titty juice is similar to cow milk in fat content, but apparently I can mix it with melted butter to make a heavy cream-equivalent.

>>21470511 (OP)
>one good reason n
There is none, unlike less fortunate individuals you are right at he source so keep breast milk maxing.

>>21470513
>you will never wash down your cum glazed cinnamon rolls with a tall glass of breast milk
bi chads stay winning

>>21470513
>>21470771
Why tf would you want to consume cum? That shit lodges into your brain and stays there.

>>21470511 (OP)
Your wife and her friends will think it's gross. It will be used against you when you get in a fight.

If your gonna make it, make sure its fresh from the jug since refrigerated breastmilk tastes like moldy soap

>>21471216
She's into it. And we don't really have many friends. Kind of isolated in that way, unfortunately.
>>21471222
What about frozen?

>>21470511 (OP)
>he isn't drinking from the tap enough to keep reserves from building up
What are you, gay?

>>21470511 (OP)
It's really not that good. Breast milk is like, cloyingly sweet already. Honestly, freeze it and hoard it. She might stop producing a few months from now, while your baby still needs milk, and if you're completely out you'll have to switch to formula, which is full of bullshit and costs a fucking shit ton.
We barely made it, with our son, he had just started to eat solids when our stash finally ran out; my wife had stopped producing a couple of months prior to this point. When we did finally run out, he was old enough to transition to cow's milk, small amounts of fresh juice, and water, getting most of his calories and nutrients from solid food.

>>21471468
Sorry to hear that, anon. Glad you didn't need to give your son formula.
Thankfully, my wife's milkers are a bountiful fountain of sustenance. Our first decided to stop breast feeding on her own around 15-18 months in favor of solids, and her supply was doing fine.
But I'd also make her tons of lactation cookies, too. So those helped, I think.

>>21471216

Weird how the milk of some completely different species is fine to consume, but doing that with our OWN is apparently for some reason "weird", assuming there is still enough for the baby.

>>21471454
It's better but you gotta do it in a specific way I think?
Idk it's been awhile

>>21471562
Man my son started on solids by the time he was seven months, after just a month of purees

>>21471662
Ours started on purees and solids around the same time, but she'd still go to the milkies for snacks, upon waking up and between meals.

>>21470511 (OP)
Your wife will run out eventually. Learn to make your own.

>>21470516
And my axe!

>>21470511 (OP)
souflee is better

>>21471679
I've been told they're pretty much supposed to be off all the stuff by the time they're one. He's 14 months now and pretty much just eats what I eat.

>>21471865
Based.
I despise parents who make their children eat "kids food." The absolute worst, most disgusting slop. There's no reason that kids shouldn't eat what their parents eat.

>>21471713
trannies should be forced to drink their own titty milk
at least a gallon a day

Ok, I have about 200ml so far.
My recipe calls for 520ml of heavy cream, which should be around 460ml of titty nectar with the remaining portion being butter.
Anyone have a good creme brulee recipe? This is what I usually use:
https://www.ricardocuisine.com/en/recipes/4016-creme-brulee
And I'm planning on not adding sugar into the custard. The milkie milk should be plenty sweet enough.

>>21470511 (OP)
I’d try some from the teat, but man it feels like borderline cannibalism to make a real dish

>>21470731
and why haven't you done this already? are you some sort of faggot or soemthing?

Ok, I have enough tit nectar to make my creme brulee. It might have to wait until tomorrow, though. I'm absolutely beat.

>>21470511 (OP)
>Give me one good reason not to make creme brulee from my wife's breast milk.
Your wife is a diseased whore whose bodily fluids are contaminated with decades of SSRIs and "birth control" endocrine disruptors. It's a tragedy that modern Western women have stopped breastfeeding (like humans do), but in reality the offspring are probably better off not suckling from fonts of biological poison. Now if only we could confiscate all the children and relocate them to homes in healthy nations, where the merest suggestion of "gender affirmation" leads only to the gallows...

>>21472384
Jazz it up with your precious bodily fluids