>>21472464lmao
When I was a kid, I went through a "I don't like octopus anymore" phase and to try to convince me to eat it, my mother made the argument that I like crab and octopus eats crab so it's like I'm eating crab. 6-year-old me just laughed at her and said that was dumb because it doesn't taste, look or feel like crab so it's not crab, QED
She would get particularly pissed that I'd eat cuttlefish and squid but not octopus