LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>21472017 (OP)
what the hell did they use before??????

>>21472017 (OP)
cool. so how about releasing the Epstein Files, pedo?

>>21472017 (OP)
Top keks. The US barely grows any sugar cane. They use corn syrup because corn is the #1 US crop. That combined with his tariffs on everywhere that does grow cane sugar os going to be beautiful

I haven't had a sugar soda in over a decade but hey congrats fatties.

If you drink soda in 2025 you're a moron.

>>21472022
Juju cum, which is now being directly piped to the White House instead. Best deal in the history of trade deals!

>>21472017 (OP)
Trying to stop people from realizing he's a pedophile so hard lmao

>>21472017 (OP)
UN in shambles rn

>>21472027
Is this the TDS spin?
>nooo he’s making the heckin cokerino too expensive
Good. Soda is poison.

>>21472017 (OP)
I wonder if that includes beatsugar and non corn substitutes.

>>21472069
Neither of those are REAL cane sugar.

>>21472066
no the TDS spin is Trump throwing this shit at the wall to see what sticks to get people to forget he's a pedo rapist

>>21472017 (OP)
I'm Johnny Foreigner. I've tried the imported sodas which we obviously don't have. I'm not denigrating, but they tasted a little differently. I think just sugar was the most well rounded taste

>>21472017 (OP)
WHAT ABOUT THE CHILD RAPE, DONNIE?

>>21472017 (OP)
We are so fucking back

>>21472017 (OP)
Domestic corn producers aren’t going to allow it because of their lobbying power.

>>21472017 (OP)
Cool. Now repeal the 21st amendment.

>>21472164
sure, but only if we repeal the 17th and 19th amendments as well

>>21472154
As safe an asset as ever,
Quarterly increases can still be expected.

>>21472204
Did you think I wouldn't be in favor of that?

>>21472221
when negotiating, you should never say that you're content with the opposition's demands. i take your offer and raise you the abolishment of the fed

>>21472227
>when negotiating, you should never say that you're content with the opposition's demands
Who's "the opposition," exactly?

>>21472240
that would be me

>>21472017 (OP)
... so with the new tariffs in place, a 16 oz bottle of coke will now cost approximately $18 plus tax. Thanks I guess, I don't drink it anyway

>>21472252
Ah. Right.
Anyway, yes, I'd also support abolishing and replacing the Federal Government, with a more robust system that can better enforce the Law and the Culture.

>the president is part of a global pedo ring but my sweet fizzy drink has the right kind of sweetener wheeee!

>>21472017 (OP)
AHHHH... The refreshing taste of REAL Cane Sugar makes me forget all my worries. God Bless Israel.

>>21472342
Cope, Ahmed. The Israelis have utterly humilated the Arabs and the Persians and made them look weak and stupid.

>>21472289
>comes to a food board
>says we shouldn't care about food, but /pol/schizo shit

>>21472289
Really one of the best presidents we ever had

>>21472158
They should start making biofuels that dont suck ass.
Whats more american than f150 powered with corn ?
Nothing.

>>21472419
A F150’running on gunpowder

>>21472017 (OP)
What about Pepsi?

>>21472505
Nobody drinks Pepsi. They make more money off Frito Lay.

holy flip

>>21472027
We grow a fuck load of sugar beets, idiot

>>21472084
Coke is more important than whatever the fuck you're talking about, /pol/cel.

>>21472027
Shouldn't be any worse than Mexican Coke that's already widely available in the US and I have no problem paying the price of that, but that's because I only drink them occasionally instead of guzzling soda all day like it's water. Maybe this will encourage some people to stop drinking so much of the shit.

>>21472573
>I want people to be less happy
How does one become as hateful as you?

>>21472577
If you need to drink 1000 calories of corn syrup water a day to be happy I think you need to start asking yourself some serious questions. I doubt people get much happiness out of soda when they drink a shitload anyway, it just becomes a background part of life, I bet I get a lot more happiness out of drinking a Mexican Coke once or twice a week because it's actually a treat to me, the same way a beer is to a somebody who drinks in moderation.

>>21472593
>1000
Imagine not drinking 6000 calories of just Coke per day.

>>21472059
>Best deal in the history of trade deals!
maybe ever!

>>21472017 (OP)
Sure, you fat orange faggot. I'm sure that will happen right after McDonald's goes back to beef tallow fries.

>>21472618
It's only been six months. The next few years are going to be based beyond belief.

>>21472017 (OP)
literally listening to cola bottle baby rn

>>21472017 (OP)
trump kinda low key based ngl

>>21472701
>The next few years are going to be based beyond belief
Hope it's the opposite.

>>21472729
>a word used to mean a different thing than it does now REEEEEE
Kill yourself

>>21472747
>than it does now
As far as I've seen, "based" still might as well mean "crackheaded," seeing who's usually using it and when. And it's not generally people who have strong positive feelings for the current President.

>>21472729
You don't even mention Lil B or what based means in the current year. Even leftys used based now. I don't like rap or the culture but you're being a dishonest scum fuck trying to smear the term based.

>>21472729
Congrats on googling what based used to mean
we’re all very proud of you

>>21472017 (OP)
Is it weird that I'm not really a fan of sugar cane compared to corn syrup?

>>21472017 (OP)
A very convenient distraction for his very low-IQ cult followers.

>>21472849
>>21472864
Imagine shilling for big syrup this hard

>>21472864
Pepperidge Farm remembers when you retards were crying about eggs for 3 months non-stop

>>21472868
I just never really liked the sugar cane sodas, sorry...

>>21472868
>big syrup
I hadn't thought of it, but this is a great and hilarious new insult name for that orange retard. Thanks, anon.

>>21472872
>One person
>"you retards (plural)"
The famous IQ of Trump cultists strikes again.

>>21472868
Leftists want their minority slave class strung out and fucked up on Big Sugar.

>>21472027
Nigger you are retarded, we grow more sugar cane in Florida than oranges per acre

>>21472878
You destroyed them with facts and logic! You win the internet good sir!

Shut up and take My updoot!

>>21472543
>cane sugar
>sugar beet
actual retard

>>21472017 (OP)

>>21472017 (OP)
Orange Fool getting his priorities right.

>>21472017 (OP)
Mexican coke won't be special anymore...

>>21472017 (OP)
are we getting cane sugar and the epstein list or just the cane sugar?

>>21472729
its from like 2009 when based god fucked all my bitches. thank you based god

>>21472017 (OP)
Beet sugar is disgusting.

>>21473080
It's literally the same thing as cane sugar, moron

>>21472543
if it were cheaper then they'd already use it, idiot

I guess the joke is that Americans tariff cane sugar (originally to prop up sugar beets).

>>21472841
>>21472843
>>21473225
Oh, my mistake, it came from some "musician" whose unwritten job is to normalize vice to the public. Got it...

>>21473350
you are actually amazingly retarded if you think they are the same thing
>not of the same family let alone genus
>look completely different
>grow in different climates
>taste different

I love how the very next day Coca Cola is on front page news going, "Uhh, no dude we didn't say that."

>>21473583
I would love if you died

>>21472017 (OP)
After aeons of doing shit but calling others europoor they're so desperate to follow the old continent.

>>21473197
Now we cat get it and it wont be flat for a change

>>21472017 (OP)
But all you fucking yankies spend years telling me how much better corn sirup is at everything and how overpriced real sugar is in comparison

>>21473628
No we didn't. You hallucinated that like you hallucinate all your other conversations with Americans. We don't bother talking to you fags at all.

>>21473584
I would love if we got a president that wasn't a psychopath, a retard, or a combination of the two.

>>21473651
You could eliminate two of those options by restricting who gets to vote.

>>21473684
Which two?

>>21473651
don't get mad at trump, get mad at the retarded apes that voted for him.

>>21472027
>They use corn syrup because corn is the #1 US crop
and it's the #1 crop because big corn lobbied everyone to use hfcs in everything.

>>21473691
conservative men

>>21473691
>a retard, or a combination of the two
>>21473703
And liberal women, and everyone in between who doesn't hold some kind of official Office, if even that.

>>21473732
I think I'd rather have ineffectual retards in charge than competent psychopaths

>>21473698
yup and now there are hordes of midwest farmers living off the federal government subsidy teat that chimp out if you so even as to think of removing them

>>21472872
Egg are more expensive YoY and they're way, way more expensive than the 2019 price Trump said he'd get us back to.

Does Big Corn know about this?

>>21473584
Seconded

>>21472017 (OP)
>goyslop
>:|
>goyslop, now with sugar
>:O

>>21473746
Then you live in an opposite reality to what we call "shared reality."

>>21472017 (OP)
I hate this. HFCS is a great ingredient. It is a liquid that can be easily mixed into anything, unlike sugar which has to dissolve into a solution. HFCS is sweeter than sugar, so you get more of the taste hit. And HFCS is grown in the USA; sugar is imported from bad hombres.

This will singlehandedly double the price of a coke.

>>21473755
>Hordes
Actually, the vast majority of those corn subsidies go to Big Ag. Independent farmers qualify for them too, and they rely on them to stay afloat, but the biggest proportion of subsidy payments go to the huge mega farms.

>>21472066
>TDS spin
>Trump Dick Suckers
>Triump Daddy Syndrome
Pick one cuck

>>21473946
It's not going to happen. Coke said today that it's not going to happen.

>>21473584
>>21473873
>S-STOP RUINING MY HEADCANON WITH FACTS AND REALITY!
you don't even need to say anything about migatards most of the time, they write the jokes themselves

>>21473583
The sensible thing would be for them to just offer real sugar glass bottle Coke as a premium option. I'm surprised they haven't already done that anyway given how popular Mexican Coke has been in the US.

>>21474041
They did briefly 2• years ago, the green box glass bottle cokes

Did Muslim pay him or something?

>>21474041
it's not economically sensible because then they'd be saying that the regular coca cola was a lower tier product and alienating the entire portion of their consumers that can't afford premium coke

>>21474041
I mean Pepsi already did this with their throwback Pepsi and Mountain Dew

>>21474113
If they did, they'd give him the brilliant idea to repeal the 21st amendment. "Brilliant," I said sincerely.

>>21474041
This is 4chan and you expect sensibilty?

>>21472024
>>21472289
/THREAD

>>21473209

Actually, before he repeals the 21st amendment, can he also remove the caffeine from cola, as well as the rest of society?

>>21472024
Just because Biden sniffs kids doesn't make him a pedo. Maybe he just wants to eat them or something.

>>21472027
The US grows corn because they subsidize the shit out of it.
Start subsidizing sugar cane and wala we have a shitload of sugar cane.

>>21472017 (OP)
Would have preferred this

>>21474525
That's funny, my idea for a "Drunk Camp" looks about the same, only there's a door with a lock that requires steady hands to open.

>>21474502
biden's been out of office for 8 months. why are you still seething over him?

Wake me up if he has them put the cocaine back in.

>>21474533
Just FYI, the shakes don't actually go away completely if they're serious alcoholics. Ethanol fucks your nervous system permanently if you go for prolonged periods without being sober
It's part of the reason why Hank the Angry Dwarf couldn't brush his own teeth

>>21472066
>You'll own nothing and be happy

>>21472881
Not hard since you dont grow any oranges anymore geg

>>21475588
Seems weird that no one has ever developed a dental cleaning system in a form similar to a mouth guard. Stick it in for five minutes and have well cleaned teeth.

>>21475588
Sounds like yet another reason why the 21st amendment was a mistake, to me.

>>21472017 (OP)
Most american president in my lifetime dude just got it.

>>21472289
>the president is part of a global pedo ring

retard biden/democrats arent in the whitehouse anymore

>>21475647
>He thinks Trump isn't part of the deep state
HAHAHAHHA

Most normals haven't ever had sugar soda and they're gonna hate it.

>>21475588
Sounds like you believe what an alckie midge is saying. If he had the shakes it would make brushing easier

>>21475604
you don't need to buy soda fattie.

>>21472017 (OP)
Doesn't this fat retard drink Diet Coke which contains neither sugar nor corn syrup?

>>21475718
fat fucks usually drink diet because in their mind it's "healthier"

Coke all ready walked it back.
Trump
>we need the cane sugar back!
Random coke executive
>this is the best idea ever Mr President! We will look into this right away! Can’t believe no one in our company has thought of such a bold and revolutionary idea!
Trump
>I shall tweet this and be a hero!
Coke
>fuck he tweeted this shit. Doesn’t he have anything better to do? Out out a statement that won’t offend him and send him a case with ‘limited special edition presidential’ seal on the box with his name in big letters so he doesn’t get offended and try to retaliate.
American people
>release the secret ingredients list

>>21474524
we subsidise corn because it grows well here and can be used for a hundred different things. sugar cane is a tropical plant and could only feasibly be grown in Florida and Hawaii, and is a one-use crop.

>>21474087
that was Stevia and it sucked

>>21473946
it's already 10.50 for a 12 pack where I live.

>>21474525
they would just start eating each other

>>21475937
No the one I remember was cane sugar i wouldn't have bought stevia

Why is Trump Deranged Syndrome so virulent?

>>21475962
>why is someone trying to cover up his ties to a real-life villain so hated right now?

Oh it was a blend? What a cruel Mandela effect

>>21472017 (OP)
>does nothing at all to improve the health of americans
based!

Ain't no fucking way Americans are celebrating this.And when they visit Europe they are surprised to see people under 30% body fat

>>21475943
>cane sugar & stevia

>>21475962
'Socialism itself can hope to exist only for brief periods here and there, and then only through the exercise of the extremest terrorism. For this reason it is secretly preparing itself for rule through fear and is driving the word 'justice' into the heads of the half-educated masses like a nail so as to rob them of their reason... and to create in them a good conscience for the evil game they are to play'.

>>21475962
No u

>>21475979
>wanting a serial child rapist brought to justice, even if he's the President, is socialism
>and that means it's a bad thing

>>21475985
Biden been out of office and senile for a while it would be cruel to put him on trial we dont stoop as low as you guts

>>21475996
Biden's not the guy who said him and Epstein had "a lot in common" and wished him every day was "another beautiful secret" in a birthday letter.

>>21476001
What an incredibly crazy coincidence that a liberal news network would suddenly find a card saying
>lets molest kids t. Donald drumpf
Right smack in the middle of a huge furor over pedophile allegations

Not suspicious at all
And where were you the last 4 years I wonder? Epstein wasnt jailed last month you know

>>21476001
>>21475985
Epstein Island had mostly 16 and 17 year olds and most of them returned willingly. "Muh pedophilia" is literally amerilard cope nobody fucking cares. People fuck 15yos in Europe all the time and nobody even raises an eyebrow over it.

>>21476007
>Epstein wasnt jailed last month you know
I know, the System that Trump was appointed to protect (with Biden as an interim puppet for one term) has been making sure their immoral ties are kept covered up, regardless of who's in power.
>incredibly crazy coincidence
Like all the connections between Trump and Epstein going back decades?
>>21476011
>most of them returned willingly
>"I'm separated from my family, I've been abused into complying this far, and this guy's well-connected enough that he could probably kill me if I blab..."
>willingly
Even if I bought that
>mostly
>"Yeah, there were some middle-schoolers and high-school freshman, but MOST of them were old enough to drive!"
How much does it pay to be this stupid?

>>21476032
>regardless of who's in power.
Sorry, I need to correct myself on this: "in power."

The bigger difference is glass bottles. Also Donald Trump is a pedophile, loves Israel, and hopefully he has a stroke that doesn't kill him but turns him into a vegetable soon

>>21475931
Just put it in big farms indoors. Also isn't the world magically getting hotter? Why can't I grow sugar cane in my yard then?

>>21476032
yeah bro slutty teenagers never return to get fucked for tons of money by rich people
your cope is hilarious

>>21475996
Biden can go to jail for obstruction. He can share a cell with Trump for all I care. Trumps didn’t drain the swamp he became the swamp. Just come to terms with the fact that Trump is a serial con artist and he’s conned a bunch of people smarter than you who came to that realization themselves.

>>21476039
Hes based and won't because hes not weak like biden was and other limp waisted lefties

>>21476039
trvke after trvke after trvke

>>21476049
It's one thing if a horny teenager is sleeping with older partners of their own accord. It's another when they're being trafficked to an island and were only teenagers when the lid came off on the operation, for all we know.
If I was a betting man, I'd say that this time last year, you were demanding a full release of the client list. What changed?
>>21476052
>became
No, he was always the Swap. How do you think he got appointed in 2016?

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/17/us/coca-cola-trump-mexican-coke.html
I can't believe you chuds are doing this