Thread 21475425

coffee because it's shit and I hate coffeefags

>>21475425 (OP)
Bacon

>>21475425 (OP)
Honey. Who the fuck has honey? Yogi fucking bear? Pooh fucking bear? Fuck. Fuck the living shit out of it. Fuck you

Honey doesn't taste very good to me. I prefer refined white sugar.

>>21475430
honey-based cakes are kino

>>21475433
>kino
Opinion taken with a few pinches of salt, Ms reddit

>>21475439
it's a time-honored /tv/ tradition
Good job telling on yourself

coffee

>>21475441
I know where it's from

>>21475447
sure

>>21475425 (OP)
ez, coffee.

>>21475425 (OP)
bacon, it's just one kind of cured pork and there's a bunch of really similar ones

>>21475425 (OP)

Coffee. God didn't make coffee.

>>21475425 (OP)
You could just have fried ham or spam instead of bacon. Also, why do you keep spamming these threads?

>>21475427
VERY good post

>>21475427
fibblebibble

>>21475427
this

>>21475430
Honey on hot buttered toast is absolutely delicious, and it's amazing in porridge. But I have it so very rarely that it's what I'd have to pick too.

>>21475427
I like the smell of coffee but it tastes like garbage.

>>21475425 (OP)
Probably bacon. I can think of so many things the others doe nicely but bacon doesn't do anything that can't be replaced with something that has the same sort of flavor.

>>21475427
The overwhelming majority of Indians hate coffee. In fact they're the only ethnic group who don't drink it. Just saying

>>21475425 (OP)
Coffee. I prefer tea or even caffeine pills.

>>21475425 (OP)
Hard choice between bacon & honey. cheese and coffee are too fundamental, but bacon I could kinda live without and honey I mostly only use on toast or for honey-garlic-soy type bastes.

>>21475425 (OP)
yeah bacon. I mean, I like all these things, but bacon is the leastmost worth eating. It's delicious but very unhealthy, and everything else is just plain more essential.

>>21475603
You know who else breathed air? Stalin. You should stop it right now.

>>21475425 (OP)
Bacon isn’t even that good

>>21475425 (OP)
cheese
honey
coffee
all i want is BACON!!!!!!!!!!

>>21475646
wtf i love air now

>>21475646
The greatest hero of all is a bad example for the point you were trying to make

ketoschizo bait thread

>>21475427
FPBP

>>21475425 (OP)
Honey or coffee, both have similar or superior alternatives in their categories.

>>21475425 (OP)
Bacon and coffee can go

honestly bacon
it's so r*ddit

now that I found out where to buy pork belly (asian store) without the poisonous nitrite crap and smoke flavor added, I don't even want bacon again

need honey for honey mustard tendies

>>21475425 (OP)
HONEY EZ. everything else is essential.

If all 4 disappeared it would take me years months to notice

>>21475425 (OP)
cheese >> honey > bacon >>>>>> coffee (wouldn't even notice it's gone)

>>21475835
>willingly giving money to non-whites
shiggy.

>>21475425 (OP)
fj

>>21475427
Fippy bippy wippy

>>21475844
not years months!

>>21475425 (OP)
Bacon

>>21475427
Uuuufff based

coffee without question
if it was replaced with tea then i'd say bacon

>>21475425 (OP)
How does bacon disappear? Are pigs unable to grow fat anymore? What about cows or ducks? Anyway, there's plenty of fatty meat to go around, the other three are irreplaceable, so that's an easy choice.

>>21475441
it's not a 'tradition' you stupid redditor

bacon, I almost never eat it even though it's really good

>>21475425 (OP)
Coffee. I don't touch caffeine and it'd be awesome to watch all the pretentious coffee faggots around here baaawww about it.

>>21475425 (OP)
gotta be honey. i cant remember the last time i had it. rip to a real one

>>21476123
whatever you say pedantic election tourist tryhard

pick either. Such an easy choice.

>>21476458
nta, I just wanna know why you're crying so much?

>>21475425 (OP)
Bacon
I could give up the entire animal and all of its cuts for the other three categories. Not a muslim but
>Cheese
Would nuke western cuisine off the face of the earth
>Honey
Flavors too unique, too useful for so many applications that other syrups perform poorly in.
>Coffee
Flavors super unique, also a useful drug.

I would miss pork, but losing it wouldn't have nearly as much of an impact as the other three.

Probably honey for me. Its good and I eat it nearly daily, but with close substitutes like agave nectar, stevia juice, and other liquid sweeteners (not hfcs) i think I could do without it.
Coffee is probably a close second. I like coffee, but its fucking retarded now, theres no reason the cheapest shit is $7/lb other than they know coffee drinkers are fucking addicts and will pay any price.

>>21475646
So if I keep breathing I could send communists to the gulag too?
I'm gonna go to California's border right now and breathe enough air that the entire state gets disappeared from all the photos and everyone who dares mention its existence ever again is summarily executed as a Capitalist spy.

>>21476639
Ask that to the ones crying about reddit all the time

>>21476677
OK, will do. Do you frequent plebbit perchance?

>>21475427
/thread

>>21475425 (OP)
Bacon. Trash meat.

>>21475427
FPBP /THREAD

>>21475520
this

>>21475425 (OP)
The Ledger:
Bacon - 10
Cheese - 1
Honey - 5
Coffee - 9

>>21475425 (OP)
definitely coffee

>>21475425 (OP)
Coffee. I don't drink coffee.

>>21475425 (OP)
Can I remove bacon and coffee to get extra cheese?

get rid of all 4
fuck you cowards

>>21475425 (OP)
Coffee. Easiest one I've seen.

Get rid of coffee. As tasty as it is, I like tea more, so more people would be drinking tea as a coffee surrogate and it would be more widely available. Especially unsweet iced tea. Too many places only sell shitty sweet tea at a reasonable price or at all.

>>21475427
fpbp, this to be honest family

>>21475425 (OP)
Coffee easily

cheesefaggots can go

>>21475425 (OP)
Coffee. It gives me the runs.

592

>>21475430
i have 4 different types of honey, i fuck like a bear

>>21477872
this is exactly why we need to keep coffee

>>21477707
sugared tea is gross
honey is okay, im not a bear, i swear

>>21475425 (OP)
I can do without honey.
Especially after that time I accidentally stuck my hand in some that was fresh out of the oven at work.
It sticks.

>>21477898
you have to pull down your pants before you take a shit, Pepe

>>21477940
technically not necessary but yes, probably should

>>21475425 (OP)
bacon. It is slop and baconfags have been shitting up the net since the 00s. Fuck em and their spray painted slop. Any preparation of pork belly that involves roasting is better.

>>21475427
FPBP

i dont eat honey

>>21475425 (OP)
>honey
winnie the pooh ahh, it can go

>>21475603
Would explain the replies to >>21475427
or am I being trolled?

>>21475427
Agree. Coffeefags are more insufferable than craft beer fags

>>21475427
kek BASED

>>21475425 (OP)
Honey and it's not even close, can easily be replaced by tons of other sweeteners in any recipe.

>>21475425 (OP)
Honey.
I think it's cloying.

Coffee or bacon EZ, don't need em. I do need honey and cheese.

>>21479264
You don't need honey. Coffee is a unique flavor you can't reproduce.

>>21479269
I don't use coffee for anything, I do eat bacon occasionally but I'd happily replace it with pork chops, steak, guanciale, sausage etc;
Honey I have in milk sometimes to promote hgh before bed and I use it to flavour yogurt. Cheese I eat with pickled onions and olives a few times a week.

>>21475427
No offense but you sound like a gay homosexual faggot.

>>21475425 (OP)>The Narwharl Bacons at midnight

>>21475425 (OP)

Oh this is a hard one, as while I don't eat honey (not because I don't like it, just because) it's a literally magical food that never goes bad.

Archeologists have eaten honey that was buried in ancient Egyptian tombs and it was still perfectly edible (though it was like rock candy).

The other foods I do eat, so I'm going to keep them.

>>21475425 (OP)
Honey. Why would I ever need that specific flavor of sugar? lol

>>21475425 (OP)
Honey is the answer and yet it's the only one that will continue to be produced without human help.

>>21476965
>The Ledger:
>Bacon - 11
>Cheese - 1
>Honey - 12
>Coffee - 15

>>21479446
>The Ledger:
>Bacon - 11
>Cheese - 1
>Honey - 13
>Coffee - 15

Bacon, easy.

Bacon, begone

Coffee, it’s nice and all but I haven’t had it in years without trying

>>21475646
Good morning saar

>>21475427
Coffee is good with honey though (tea is better, naturally)

>>21479450
>Coffee getting BTFO
Based. White Monster reigns supreme.

>>21479964
>zero sugar
>must be trans

>>21479975
>I only drink real sugar
Okay chub-chub.

>>21475427
based

>>21475427
fpbp

>>21475425 (OP)
buh bye honey

>>21479964
Based boomer drink

>>21475425 (OP)
Coffee. Incredibly easy choice.

>>21475425 (OP)
Bacon kills you the fastest so I'd pick that one.

>>21475603
Yeah, sure, "Indians".

>>21475425 (OP)
Bacon. You wouldn't lose much, since there would still be pancetta, guanciale, speck, salo etc.

>>21475788
ywnbaw

>>21475427
FPBP

>>21475439
trying too hard to fit in, on /ck/ for god's sake! what da!?

>>21475425 (OP)
Bacon gives you cancer
>>21475427
You have to be 18 to post here

>>21475430
Suck my honey balls anon.
...they're pretty good.

>>21475427
Basado