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Bacon
Anonymous No.21475427 [Report] >>21475503 >>21475558 >>21475567 >>21475580 >>21475600 >>21475603 >>21475801 >>21475939 >>21475959 >>21476730 >>21476954 >>21477755 >>21478206 >>21478838 >>21478905 >>21479220 >>21479325 >>21479923 >>21480125 >>21480134 >>21484287 >>21484321 >>21485262
coffee because it's shit and I hate coffeefags
Anonymous No.21475429 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Bacon
Anonymous No.21475430 [Report] >>21475433 >>21475597 >>21477896 >>21484335
>>21475425 (OP)
Honey. Who the fuck has honey? Yogi fucking bear? Pooh fucking bear? Fuck. Fuck the living shit out of it. Fuck you
Anonymous No.21475432 [Report]
Honey doesn't taste very good to me. I prefer refined white sugar.
Anonymous No.21475433 [Report] >>21475439
>>21475430
honey-based cakes are kino
Anonymous No.21475439 [Report] >>21475441 >>21484295
>>21475433
>kino
Opinion taken with a few pinches of salt, Ms reddit
Anonymous No.21475441 [Report] >>21475447 >>21476123
>>21475439
it's a time-honored /tv/ tradition
Good job telling on yourself
Anonymous No.21475446 [Report]
coffee
Anonymous No.21475447 [Report] >>21475448
>>21475441
I know where it's from
Anonymous No.21475448 [Report]
>>21475447
sure
Anonymous No.21475475 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
ez, coffee.
Anonymous No.21475503 [Report]
>>21475427
Anonymous No.21475520 [Report] >>21476958
>>21475425 (OP)
bacon, it's just one kind of cured pork and there's a bunch of really similar ones
Simon Salva - Apostle to the 4channers !tMhYkwTORI No.21475528 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)

Coffee. God didn't make coffee.
Anonymous No.21475551 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
You could just have fried ham or spam instead of bacon. Also, why do you keep spamming these threads?
Anonymous No.21475558 [Report]
>>21475427
VERY good post
Anonymous No.21475567 [Report]
>>21475427
fibblebibble
Anonymous No.21475580 [Report]
>>21475427
this
Anonymous No.21475597 [Report]
>>21475430
Honey on hot buttered toast is absolutely delicious, and it's amazing in porridge. But I have it so very rarely that it's what I'd have to pick too.
Anonymous No.21475600 [Report]
>>21475427
I like the smell of coffee but it tastes like garbage.
Anonymous No.21475601 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Probably bacon. I can think of so many things the others doe nicely but bacon doesn't do anything that can't be replaced with something that has the same sort of flavor.
Anonymous No.21475603 [Report] >>21475646 >>21478838 >>21481956
>>21475427
The overwhelming majority of Indians hate coffee. In fact they're the only ethnic group who don't drink it. Just saying
Anonymous No.21475607 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Coffee. I prefer tea or even caffeine pills.
Anonymous No.21475629 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Hard choice between bacon & honey. cheese and coffee are too fundamental, but bacon I could kinda live without and honey I mostly only use on toast or for honey-garlic-soy type bastes.
Anonymous No.21475636 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
yeah bacon. I mean, I like all these things, but bacon is the leastmost worth eating. It's delicious but very unhealthy, and everything else is just plain more essential.
Anonymous No.21475646 [Report] >>21475725 >>21475788 >>21476676 >>21479919
>>21475603
You know who else breathed air? Stalin. You should stop it right now.
Anonymous No.21475682 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Bacon isn’t even that good
Anonymous No.21475720 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
cheese
honey
coffee
all i want is BACON!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.21475725 [Report]
>>21475646
wtf i love air now
Anonymous No.21475788 [Report] >>21482245
>>21475646
The greatest hero of all is a bad example for the point you were trying to make
Anonymous No.21475792 [Report]
ketoschizo bait thread
Anonymous No.21475801 [Report]
>>21475427
FPBP
Anonymous No.21475830 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Honey or coffee, both have similar or superior alternatives in their categories.
Anonymous No.21475831 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Bacon and coffee can go
Anonymous No.21475835 [Report] >>21475933
honestly bacon
it's so r*ddit

now that I found out where to buy pork belly (asian store) without the poisonous nitrite crap and smoke flavor added, I don't even want bacon again

need honey for honey mustard tendies
Anonymous No.21475841 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
HONEY EZ. everything else is essential.
Anonymous No.21475844 [Report] >>21475945
If all 4 disappeared it would take me years months to notice
Anonymous No.21475904 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
cheese >> honey > bacon >>>>>> coffee (wouldn't even notice it's gone)
Anonymous No.21475933 [Report]
>>21475835
>willingly giving money to non-whites
shiggy.
Anonymous No.21475936 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
fj
Anonymous No.21475939 [Report]
>>21475427
Fippy bippy wippy
Anonymous No.21475945 [Report]
>>21475844
not years months!
Anonymous No.21475946 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Bacon
Anonymous No.21475959 [Report]
>>21475427
Uuuufff based
Anonymous No.21475969 [Report]
coffee without question
if it was replaced with tea then i'd say bacon
Anonymous No.21475989 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
How does bacon disappear? Are pigs unable to grow fat anymore? What about cows or ducks? Anyway, there's plenty of fatty meat to go around, the other three are irreplaceable, so that's an easy choice.
Anonymous No.21476123 [Report] >>21476458
>>21475441
it's not a 'tradition' you stupid redditor
Anonymous No.21476229 [Report]
bacon, I almost never eat it even though it's really good
Anonymous No.21476411 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Coffee. I don't touch caffeine and it'd be awesome to watch all the pretentious coffee faggots around here baaawww about it.
Anonymous No.21476417 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
gotta be honey. i cant remember the last time i had it. rip to a real one
Anonymous No.21476458 [Report] >>21476639
>>21476123
whatever you say pedantic election tourist tryhard
Anonymous No.21476637 [Report]
pick either. Such an easy choice.
Anonymous No.21476639 [Report] >>21476677
>>21476458
nta, I just wanna know why you're crying so much?
Anonymous No.21476647 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Bacon
I could give up the entire animal and all of its cuts for the other three categories. Not a muslim but
>Cheese
Would nuke western cuisine off the face of the earth
>Honey
Flavors too unique, too useful for so many applications that other syrups perform poorly in.
>Coffee
Flavors super unique, also a useful drug.

I would miss pork, but losing it wouldn't have nearly as much of an impact as the other three.
Anonymous No.21476670 [Report]
Probably honey for me. Its good and I eat it nearly daily, but with close substitutes like agave nectar, stevia juice, and other liquid sweeteners (not hfcs) i think I could do without it.
Coffee is probably a close second. I like coffee, but its fucking retarded now, theres no reason the cheapest shit is $7/lb other than they know coffee drinkers are fucking addicts and will pay any price.
Anonymous No.21476676 [Report]
>>21475646
So if I keep breathing I could send communists to the gulag too?
I'm gonna go to California's border right now and breathe enough air that the entire state gets disappeared from all the photos and everyone who dares mention its existence ever again is summarily executed as a Capitalist spy.
Anonymous No.21476677 [Report] >>21476687
>>21476639
Ask that to the ones crying about reddit all the time
Anonymous No.21476687 [Report]
>>21476677
OK, will do. Do you frequent plebbit perchance?
Anonymous No.21476730 [Report]
>>21475427
/thread
Anonymous No.21476947 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Bacon. Trash meat.
Anonymous No.21476954 [Report]
>>21475427
FPBP /THREAD
Anonymous No.21476958 [Report]
>>21475520
this
Anonymous No.21476965 [Report] >>21479446
>>21475425 (OP)
The Ledger:
Bacon - 10
Cheese - 1
Honey - 5
Coffee - 9
Anonymous No.21477591 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
definitely coffee
Anonymous No.21477593 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Coffee. I don't drink coffee.
Anonymous No.21477601 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Can I remove bacon and coffee to get extra cheese?
Anonymous No.21477602 [Report]
get rid of all 4
fuck you cowards
Anonymous No.21477610 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Coffee. Easiest one I've seen.
Anonymous No.21477707 [Report] >>21477901
Get rid of coffee. As tasty as it is, I like tea more, so more people would be drinking tea as a coffee surrogate and it would be more widely available. Especially unsweet iced tea. Too many places only sell shitty sweet tea at a reasonable price or at all.
Anonymous No.21477755 [Report]
>>21475427
fpbp, this to be honest family
Anonymous No.21477868 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Coffee easily
Anonymous No.21477870 [Report]
cheesefaggots can go
Anonymous No.21477872 [Report] >>21477898
>>21475425 (OP)
Coffee. It gives me the runs.
Anonymous No.21477894 [Report]
592
Anonymous No.21477896 [Report]
>>21475430
i have 4 different types of honey, i fuck like a bear
Anonymous No.21477898 [Report] >>21477940
>>21477872
this is exactly why we need to keep coffee
Anonymous No.21477901 [Report]
>>21477707
sugared tea is gross
honey is okay, im not a bear, i swear
Anonymous No.21477909 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
I can do without honey.
Especially after that time I accidentally stuck my hand in some that was fresh out of the oven at work.
It sticks.
Anonymous No.21477940 [Report] >>21477943
>>21477898
you have to pull down your pants before you take a shit, Pepe
Anonymous No.21477943 [Report]
>>21477940
technically not necessary but yes, probably should
Anonymous No.21477987 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
bacon. It is slop and baconfags have been shitting up the net since the 00s. Fuck em and their spray painted slop. Any preparation of pork belly that involves roasting is better.
Anonymous No.21478206 [Report]
>>21475427
FPBP
Anonymous No.21478213 [Report]
i dont eat honey
Anonymous No.21478335 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
>honey
winnie the pooh ahh, it can go
Anonymous No.21478838 [Report]
>>21475603
Would explain the replies to >>21475427
or am I being trolled?
Anonymous No.21478905 [Report]
>>21475427
Agree. Coffeefags are more insufferable than craft beer fags
Anonymous No.21479220 [Report]
>>21475427
kek BASED
Anonymous No.21479223 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Honey and it's not even close, can easily be replaced by tons of other sweeteners in any recipe.
Anonymous No.21479227 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Honey.
I think it's cloying.
Anonymous No.21479250 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Anonymous No.21479264 [Report] >>21479269
Coffee or bacon EZ, don't need em. I do need honey and cheese.
Anonymous No.21479269 [Report] >>21479294
>>21479264
You don't need honey. Coffee is a unique flavor you can't reproduce.
Anonymous No.21479294 [Report]
>>21479269
I don't use coffee for anything, I do eat bacon occasionally but I'd happily replace it with pork chops, steak, guanciale, sausage etc;
Honey I have in milk sometimes to promote hgh before bed and I use it to flavour yogurt. Cheese I eat with pickled onions and olives a few times a week.
Anonymous No.21479325 [Report]
>>21475427
No offense but you sound like a gay homosexual faggot.
Anonymous No.21479351 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)>The Narwharl Bacons at midnight
Anonymous No.21479432 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)

Oh this is a hard one, as while I don't eat honey (not because I don't like it, just because) it's a literally magical food that never goes bad.

Archeologists have eaten honey that was buried in ancient Egyptian tombs and it was still perfectly edible (though it was like rock candy).

The other foods I do eat, so I'm going to keep them.
Anonymous No.21479443 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Honey. Why would I ever need that specific flavor of sugar? lol
Anonymous No.21479445 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Honey is the answer and yet it's the only one that will continue to be produced without human help.
Anonymous No.21479446 [Report] >>21479450
>>21476965
>The Ledger:
>Bacon - 11
>Cheese - 1
>Honey - 12
>Coffee - 15
Anonymous No.21479450 [Report] >>21479964
>>21479446
>The Ledger:
>Bacon - 11
>Cheese - 1
>Honey - 13
>Coffee - 15
Anonymous No.21479485 [Report]
Bacon, easy.
Anonymous No.21479823 [Report]
Bacon, begone
Anonymous No.21479850 [Report]
Coffee, it’s nice and all but I haven’t had it in years without trying
Anonymous No.21479919 [Report]
>>21475646
Good morning saar
Anonymous No.21479923 [Report]
>>21475427
Coffee is good with honey though (tea is better, naturally)
Anonymous No.21479964 [Report] >>21479975 >>21481177
>>21479450
>Coffee getting BTFO
Based. White Monster reigns supreme.
Anonymous No.21479975 [Report] >>21480070
>>21479964
>zero sugar
>must be trans
Anonymous No.21480070 [Report]
>>21479975
>I only drink real sugar
Okay chub-chub.
Anonymous No.21480125 [Report]
>>21475427
based
Anonymous No.21480134 [Report]
>>21475427
fpbp
Anonymous No.21480246 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
buh bye honey
Anonymous No.21481177 [Report]
>>21479964
Based boomer drink
Anonymous No.21481938 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Coffee. Incredibly easy choice.
Anonymous No.21481954 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Bacon kills you the fastest so I'd pick that one.
Anonymous No.21481956 [Report]
>>21475603
Yeah, sure, "Indians".
Anonymous No.21481960 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Bacon. You wouldn't lose much, since there would still be pancetta, guanciale, speck, salo etc.
Anonymous No.21482245 [Report]
>>21475788
ywnbaw
Anonymous No.21484287 [Report]
>>21475427
FPBP
Anonymous No.21484295 [Report]
>>21475439
trying too hard to fit in, on /ck/ for god's sake! what da!?
Anonymous No.21484321 [Report]
>>21475425 (OP)
Bacon gives you cancer
>>21475427
You have to be 18 to post here
Anonymous No.21484335 [Report]
>>21475430
Suck my honey balls anon.
...they're pretty good.
Anonymous No.21485262 [Report]
>>21475427
Basado