Thread 21475787

HOLY SHIT I FOUND DUBAI CHOCOLATE AT WALMART
omg
that's an easy cop

>>21475787 (OP)
>$14.97 for chocolate

>>21475787 (OP)
that better be australian dollars, cunt

>>21475797
That's a walmart so it's probably USD, maybe CAD.

>>21475797
why did you screenshot your post?

>>21475787 (OP)
I want all consoomers to die

How much money is UAE pumping in to try to make this overpriced garbage a thing?

>>21475787 (OP)
I stole about 10 or 12 already, I grab a couple every time I got the the food court during lunch break. They're not even that good but the price makes it feel like I'm eating something special, idk.

They sell that shit at gas stations.

>>21475790
Poor perspective shot
>>21475861
I dont believe you

I almost bought a cotton candy one at 711 but when it was scanned my total was like $30.
It was a $20 chocolate bar. What absolute retard would buy these expensive things?

according to reddit, the lindt version isn't very good. I lived through the DK cronuts to fake cronuts wave and watching all the flyovers say cronuts sucks, so I'm withholding judgment on dxb choccy until I've gone to dubai and tasted the real thing

>but bububut soulless!
suck it up princess, the world does not exist to cater to your reddit pearl clutching

i'd rather get a bar of dark chocolate for $2-4

>>21475787 (OP)
I bought a bar on sale a couple months ago.
Tasty, but it's regular price is too high.

>>21475955
fml, had a case of the ESLs.
>*its regular price

>>21475787 (OP)
normgroid trendslopping consoom-worshipping cattle such as yourself belongs in the gas chamber
you should purge yourself from the gene pool yesterday

Does it come with a free picture of the camel shit parties that go on in Dubai?

Crunch bar master race

It's basically just a Reese's peanut butter cup, but with pistachio butter instead.

>>21475787 (OP)
I'm determined to be the only person to never try Dubai style chocolate

>>21475843
Go back newfaggot

>>21476196
Fucking God tier

>>21475787 (OP)

>$14.97 for Lindt chocolate

Holy shit Lindnt is worse than Hershey's. As least Hershey's is cheap.

>>21476211
I've made my own pistachio butter bars before with Callebaut callets. It was pretty good. I'm certain the Lindt stuff is overly sweetened slop.

>>21476213
Good news: you're sane
Bad news: you're exactly the same as every other sane person on the planet
>>21475953
Try looking for Criollo

it doesn't taste good, so I'll never buy it again

>>21475787 (OP)
>Lindt

>>21475787 (OP)
They sell it at the gas station near me for 20 dollars a bar and I have never seen a single one missing from the display

>>21476196
For me, it's almond joy.

>>21476196
For me, it's

>>21475787 (OP)
The fact that they jumped on this TikTok consoomer bandwagon so desperately lowered my opinion of the Lindt brand.

Someone please explain this to the Lindt PR marketing people, they are devaluing their brand and looking like desperate trendchasers as opposed to trendsetters. Good chocolate doesn't need to be chasing the latest TikTok fad, they should be good on their own right.

>>21475787 (OP)
Can’t wait to try one at an israeli labubu matcha rave

>>21476455
>Someone please explain this to the Lindt PR marketing people
They're making boatloads of money from this and they understand their job better than you do, retard.

>>21476479
Making more money in the short term.
When the fad dies down they will have lowered the premium quality of their brand. Which means less money in the long run.

>>21476484
>lindt
>premium quality
fucking lol

>>21476489
Ok semi-premium. Now my opinion of them is on par with Hershey's.

>>21476484
You live in a delusional fantasy world and should never be in charge of a brand.

>>21476415
>Still no Dubai Bueno

What is keeping you waiting, kinder?

>>21476370
What's so special about it? I can get every other lindt bar for 3 dollars at the grocery store

>>21475947
>until I've gone to dubai and tasted the real thing
Are you an Instagram prostitute? I can guarantee that you won't like the taste of real "Dubai chocolate".

>>21476602
desu this is what I thought of when I first heard about that
it also looks like a vegan saudi "fabricated" it

>>21476356
Looks like it should be filled with weed and will disappoint the consumer when they dont get high

>>21476602
no, I rightsize churn for a SMB that creates AI-powered 5V enterprise-scale cloud solutions for rockstar teams that don't know the meaning of "time zone", and while we are best known in the anglosphere, we have a rapidly growing footprint in EMEA, would you like to know more?

>>21476636
Only if you're a feeble dude weed basket case >>21476636

I am never going to buy this shit after all these recalls. And these are the ones that got caught

>>21476645
Probably would be better as an edible than an overpriced gimmick bar

>>21476655
Duuuddee weeeedd! Dude! Weed! Roflcopter

>>21476657
>having a melty over criticizing a 20 dollar chocolate bar
Yikes

>>21476628
>>21476642
He's talking about melanated phalli when referring to dubai chocolate you absolute mongoloids.
>>21476729
>Inserting his weed addiction into every aspect of his life
Dude weed lmao

>>21475787 (OP)
I still have no idea what Dubai chocolate is.

>>21476484
>When the fad dies down they will have lowered the premium quality of their brand. Which means less money in the long run.
Nothing's going to happen. Relax.

>>21476747
Weed is nice man, you should give it a shot. It might make you less of a miserable cunt.

>>21476657
>Roflcopter
snorted

>>21476729
Chairman lmao dude weed!

>>21476747
>>21476786
As brain melted as hotsauce cucks

>>21476655
DUDE

>>21476790
Chill dude, lollapanther. Maybe hit another blunt to help with your rage, man

>>21476884
you were a little slow to the punch there, you really might be high

>>21475787 (OP)
That looks gay and for poor fat ppl

>>21476747
>He's talking about melanated phalli when referring to dubai chocolate you absolute mongoloids.
He's talking about shit you black dick obsessed homosexual.
The common joke, is that rich arabs pay tiktok and instagram sluts tens of thousands of dollars to actually shit in their mouths.

But no, you IMMEDIATELY thought of brown dick. You fucking poofter.

some guy - so what do you think of this food?
/ck/ - "reeee black dicks black dicks black dicks"

never change, neckbeards

Did the Lindt chocolatiers fly to Dubai and train under the Dubai chocolate masters?

>>21475932
you don't believe that I shoplift every time I enter a store? oh boy... what am I gonna do?? please bro, I need you to believe me!! *hyperventilates*

>>21475947
it's just pistachio paste, dawg. it's good, but not $14 for a candybar good.

>>21477033
and a cronut is just dough and sugar but it turns out the devil is in the details

>>21476657
soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

>>21477042
devil these pistachio nuts dog.

>>21475977
middle aged white millennials

>>21477033
It's pistachios and fucking shredded wheat

>>21477014
Yep, I think you're a filthy liar because these bars are sold out in every stores across America and Canada since, I dunno... 2 or 3 weeks? They're being resold online for quadruple the price we're seeing on that walmart tag.

>>21477091
yeah honestly I felt called out by the image a little

>>21475977
>picture of some working class midwesterns enjoying working class midwestern kitsch
>YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF
very normal response

>>21475977
idk what those are aside from the matcha drink with the gay paper straw

>>21477341
Nothing midwestern about any of those things.

>>21477363
Isn't middle america still going nuts over exotic stuff like bubble tea and matcha?

>>21477366
Oh you mean those things that are extremely popular everywhere?

>>21477366
No it's a coastie thing still

>>21475787 (OP)
I would not trust food based out of India
that 'chocolate' probably came out of some pajeets ass

>>21477375
Anon... lindt is swiss

>>21477375
it's not good for you being this obsessed anon

>>21477419
sounds like some pajeet shit to me

>>21477422
Did you confuse dubai with mumbai or something and decided to seethe about pajeets?

>>21477430
Pajeet bin Streetshitter can't change his nature just because Slumdog Billionaire happened to be born in an oilfield.

>>21477430
He prob did, but, funny enough Dubai was largely built by and continues to be built by Jeet slaves. Seriously the Arabs keep a debt slave underclass of Pajeet immigrants who are promised good jobs in Dubai and then end up permanently indentured in exploitative contracts designed to keep adding to their debt by charging more in room, board, food and other fees than they pay.

>>21475839
There's a sign in Spanish right behind the display. It's likely USD.

>>21477341
>>21477366
>half man half söy, living off nothing but cheddar covered bugs, pretends to know what the last remnants of humanity are like
Why are you like this? Did you choose to be this way?

>>21475855
1~2 months ago some anon here called it out as obvious, desperate Saudi soft power
It's so fucking funny normalfags bought into it since then

>>21477468
Spain is in europe retard

>>21477514
And they also use Euro which would have a euro symbol not a dollar sign.

What the hell is Dubai chocolate

>>21477470
why do you choose to use cowardly umlauts to dodge the soy wordfilter that isn't even on /ck/ to begin with?

>>21477519
Basically just pistachio scraps turned into paste and mixed with shredded pastry covered in chocolate.

>>21477529
Those crunchy fried vermicelli are nice.
Though not $20 or whatever nice, obvs.

>>21477447
Westoids do the same thing but for some reason instead of sending the jeets back when they’re done working, they let them stay permanently and bring over all their family to stay permanently as well.

>>21478057
>instead of sending the jeets back when they’re done working
They don't though? Dubai is like 85% foreign born, and that's intentional

Also the jeet slaves are basically all out of sight/out of mind in dubai, do you guys think the endless LA-style tract housing and high rise condo complexes are inhabited by slaves? All the gigantic soulless malls are full of slave shoppers? Really?

>>21476750
It's a chocolate bar filled with pistacchio (something that has existed for decades already) but now it's from Dubai and something something rich Arabs so that'll be $14.97 dollaroos plus tip.

>>21478091
>rich Arabs
you misspelled "middle class indians and iranians"

>>21478094
I haven't mispelled anything. I'm describing the stereotype normies have of Dubai.

Dubai -> Rich arabs live here -> "Dubai Chocolate" -> Wow! rich people love this, it must be good -> I will now pay extra for this pistacchio-filled chocolate that has existed for decades

I'm describing the thought process of the normcattle.

>>21476415
based

>>21478096
>say something dumb
>uh actually you see I was just being ironic
4chan in a nutshell

>>21478105
The meaning is very clear from the first post.
It's not my fault you are fucking retarded.

>>21478105
His meaning was pretty clear from the outset.

>>21478106
>>21478113
>samefagging this hard
you're the kind of guy who replays arguments in your head with what you should have said when you're in the shower, aren't you

>>21475790
The cow poop filling is expensive sir

>>21475790
I thought it might be the price for something else but it is indeed 14.99

>>21476196
>>21476237
My daughter told me that crunch was her favorite candy bar and I asked if she's had the ice cream bar. She hasn't so i need to track some down

>>21475787 (OP)
I like these but wait until the fad is over and they all go on clearance or to Ollie's

>>21476747
>smol asian cock
No, poop in ze mouth

>>21476196
>chocolate bar has "made with 100% real chocolate" on it
i dunno if it's tasty or not, but something like that would 100% stop me from eating it.
boneless pizza marketing department right there

>>21479383
I remember when it was always Nestles Crunch.

https://files.catbox.moe/337cws.mp4

>>21475843
because i can, so i will occasionally

>>21476495
>Retard admits that their marketing worked on him for years prior to now.

Good job kiddo, you're really showing them!

>>21475787 (OP)
I specifically do not buy anything that is India-themed. Fuck you.

What an obvious marketing campaign. Aren't those scatologists content just selling oil and gas?

>>21479383
how would you not know if your daughter had a crunch ice cream bar? are you kept in a cellar?

>>21481336
isnt it just pistachio paste mixed in with some wheat noodles and white chocolate, covered in regular chocolate?
Pistachios arent even produced in india

>>21476455
It's being sold in walmart. Lindt was already the brand that trailer trash buy when they want something "nice".

>>21476455
Lindt sells commodity chocolates at supermarkets and gas stations bro, did you also think Ferrero Rocher was served at top diplomatic soirees?

>>21482529
Actually when Jeremy Clarkson visited the british embassy in Africa, they had an entire platter of ferrero rocher out

So yes
It literally is served at diplomatic soirees
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F5bTtmSgNZY

Guess you arent so high class as you thought, chump

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>>21475787 (OP)
same people hating on this the same people who can't afford shit lmao
broke ass bums

>>21482544
>obese boomer trashes an embassy waiting room in a third world country for laughs
I don't understand how anyone can stand that guy, he's "funny" the way tom green was funny and he should be a nobody, pushy mortgage broker or barkeep in a blighted town yet somehow he's a multi millionaire with millions of fans

>>21476636
If you've ever hunted it looks a bit like the stomach content of ruminant animals like deer

>>21482567
why buy an ad when this works just fine? no, I bet you're mad because you're jealous you didn't do it first. You snooze, you lose! haha :D

>>21482714
Ah you mean deer chocolate

>>21482673
OK Hammond.