Thread 21478386

Post illegal cooking methods

>>21478386 (OP)
Why put dry rice down there? It's not going to get nearly enough drippings, it'll just burn. Put some prepped potatoes down there so they get chicken juices basting them as they get crispy bottoms from being low in the oven. I'm starting to think whoever took that picture isn't very good at cooking.

>>21478400
its to absorb the grease dripping its not for consumption

>>21478403
You can use a square of foil on a pan and do the same thing. OR enhance a side you're going to be eating a swell unless you're planning on eating an entire roast chicken by itself like a double-retard.

>>21478386 (OP)
I've actually cooked it that way but with metal hooks.

>picrel
>What's illegal about it?
Everyone else puts it legs up. I'm a contrarian.

>>21478397
After 10 years he is still clumsy and does retarded shit like that.

>>21478439
>back up or breast up?
Yes.

>>21478442
i would honestly

>>21478442
Ass up>>21478439
It's stuffed with duck hearts and duxelle btw. On a bed of fermented cabbage.

>>21478454
Very interesting, I'd honestly like to taste that.

>>21478441
yeah but he also has fewer braincells to work with now

>>21478464
It's very good, I've also put rice in the mix, it's good either way. I put butter under the skin. It was a totally improvised meal with what I had in the fridge, try it out. Duck hearts are cut in cubes and sauted with butter/herbs and soy sauce, then mixed with the duxelle after you draw the moisture from the mushrooms. Then stuff it and bake it on 390F - 200C until golden brown, I make my own fermented cabbage - the eastern european way and before I put it in the dutch oven I mix it with some parpika or chilly powder for sweetness.

Y.. you know what would be funny? Imagine you had an oven big enough for a kid.

>>21478483
If I see duck hearts I will try this, thank you.

>>21478386 (OP)
Those toothpicks are gonna break before the chicken gets done

>>21478495
Np bro, it works with chicken hearts as well. Duck hearts I buy frozen although it's really not a downgrade from fresh. If you have access to chicken hearts it will taste almost the same :)

>>21478386 (OP)
>isolating the wings and legs
They’re going to burn before it’s finished

>>21478391
>>21478393
>>21478394
this guy is fucking disgusting

>>21478400
>dry rice
I was scratching my head wondering why there was a carpet sample in there.

>>21479036
The industry term is berber.

>>21478403
That's a waste of food.

>>21478821
Not anyone's problem. That doesn't hurt anything because it's not solid lard.

>>21479036
I honestly thought it was panko

>>21478491
gnarled witch fingers typed this post

>>21479055
so is your life

>>21478391
NOT.
HIS.
PROBLEM.

>>21478386 (OP)
kek

>>21479051
You can't eat carpet, silly daddy.

>>21479623
Not like that, obviously. Just need to boil it for a while and then string it up by its legs in the oven for an hour over a bed of dry rice. Merry fucking christmas.

>>21479062
>his life is a waste of food
Based cannibalbro

bump

>>21478391
>still raw

>>21478391
the craziest thing is this dude has someone else filming

>>21480871
deskosten

>>21480871
#promotion

all attention whores need to be gassed and put to death

>>21478391
>>21478393
>>21478394
fake & gay.

>>21478403
>grease drippings are not for consumption
You pathetic little cooklet.

>>21479061
lol

>>21478442
>lust provoking image

>>21481193
Mmmm lead based paint lead.

>>21480871
>it's the little things that get you promoted
Like not being a fucking psychopath
I would absolutely charge him for the coffee maker, what the fuck dude

>>21481288
doesn't seem such a bad concept if you strip all the paint first.

>>21478386 (OP)
>i'm a woman now!

>>21480871
based

>>21478391
>>21478393
>>21478394
absolute cinema

>>21478821
>>21479066
you paid for the room so fuck 'em

>>21480871
>#careeradvice
>cook chicken and garlic in the coffee machine to get promoted
terrible advice Alexander

stuffing a woman full of assorted meats, cheeses and veg until she is plump and pregnant with food then slow cook her over a charcoal bed for 8 hrs. Cut her open and enjoy the feast

>>21478391
Every time I see this I am reminded how insane humanity is.

>>21478386 (OP)
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>>21481609
And you will be asked for paying for the plumber and his fatdrill next

>>21482186
if you have ever taken a washing machine apart you would never EVER put food in it. they are disgusting.

>>21482581
>>21482186
That was my first thought, the sludge that coats the outside drum...

>>21482581
Yeah I had to do that over the weekend on account of someone dumping towels covered in food scraps from the sink inside for cleaning, it's very gross down there

>>21480871
LinkedIn is something else.

>>21480871
please post more ck looking ins

>>21478391
I FUCKING [spoiler]love[/spoiler] THIS GUY

>>21485816
>one day this will be me

>>21478391
>yes I am american indian, how could you tell?

>>21482581
I imagine it is the same as a hotwater tank. Never use hot water for cooking.

>>21480871
Per diem is paid out whether you expense it or not.

>>21485939
sooner than you think

>>21485956
>Never use hot water for cooking.
Because the heat of the cold water cooks the egg?

>>21485939
one day youll be a pedo who posts on youtube?

>>21485939
>hasn't planned to kill himself as soon as he turns 30/40/50
lol

>>21478400
That's a carpet swatch, retard

>>21478391
>NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM

>>21478386 (OP)
Is that a bed of rice?
I don't understand.
Is this Weimar 2.0?

>>21478439
Skin looks dry.
>>21478442
Is that enough coating?
That breast is gonna get dry... just saying.

>>21480871
if there was a wierdo like that on a team i was managing he'd immediately be on the shit list

>>21478386 (OP)
I shouldcall her.

>>21478386 (OP)
Is that a carpet on the bottom? Wouldn't that just set on fire?

>>21478403
So you can waste the drippings AND some rice for no reason?

>>21480871
This has got to be parody. If I was his boss I'd fire him for this.

>>21478397
didnt he get raped by a downie in a mental asylum

>>21482229
>I paid for the room using a prepaid credit card under the name Chuck Roast McDribble III.

You're move Mr Holiday Inn

>>21478386 (OP)
>Post illegal cooking methods
Nice try, fed. I would never post my illegal behaviours because they're illegal as fuck

>>21489712
>You're move
I am move. Very move.

>>21487789
>Skin looks dry.
It was crispy and juicy. I stuffed butter under the skin.

>>21485956
>>21485964
water from hot water heaters is not intended for consumption. Water heaters collect huge amounts of minerals and other junk.

>>21487780
The oven toasts the rice, and chicken juices drip down to moisten the rice. Wet rice and dry chicken. Seems like a cool idea.

>>21478391
Wasn't there a video of this guy cooking in an airplane bathroom or am I just imagining it?

>>21485816
Looks pretty good tbdesu. I'd add a slice of freedom cheese though.

>>21485956
I cut our 5 year old one open after it was replaced. It had unfiltered well water for 4 years and honestly it wasn't that bad. A little bit of rust around the heating elements but the tank was pretty clean.

>Illegal
>No jeet street food

>>21491796
>orders up!

>>21488151
yeah and his wife divorced him because of it

>>21478441
>After 10 years
is this the bald guy with rosemary salt?

>>21478391
>picks up the bin
>pours the oil down the sink
lost

I used to work in a hotel and Indian business travelers always tried cooking curry in the rooms and there was nothing we could do to get the smell out of the linens, carpets, curtains.

>>21478442
That's not how you butterly a chicken, you have toe shave the breast and legs to spread it over a wider area, that way it cooks evenly and you don't end up drying it out.
Lemon herb rub recomended

>>21490090
Lmaoooo
Get a load of this ding dong
Do you purge your faucet of ex-hot water so you can use cold water to boil your instant ramen?
Do you wash your dishes in cold water?
Do you take cold showers?
Wouldn't want to clean yourself with junk water, would you?

>>21489732
explain

>>21493513
>purge faucet before cooking
Yes
>dishes
No, but the water is removed before use to the point that there's no meaningful residue
>shower
No, but I also don't guzzle shower water. Water heaters are NASTY inside and hot water leaches all kinds of equally nasty shit from the pipes on the way out. I know you don't care about this, but especially in the kind of wretched slum I expect you live in it's a bad idea.

>>21493605
I'd suggest a water filter but you might look inside and see how dirty the filter gets and be too affraid to use cold water too.
If you see the junk in the HWH it means you didn't drink it. Store the cold water in a tank and you'll see the same thing. It is the same water coming to your home.

>>21485958
At my old job they'd just tell you to buy dinner on your company card, then read your receipts and bitch at you if it was anything more expensive than a McDouble.
Unless the upper management liked you, in which case you could buy as much restaurant food and alcohol as you wanted. Shit was lame.