Meal hacks thread

>>21479651 (OP)
I'm not going to encourage your shit posting by replying to this thread.

>>21479688

>>21479651 (OP)
I hate people who whaste food just for phony internet doots. we have truly lost our way as a schpeeçees

>>21479651 (OP)
Hacks?

whenever a recipe says to dice, grate, finely chop, grind, etc. just toss that shit into a blender/food processor for a few seconds

apparently in european cuisine if you put raw onion on raw ground beef it's a gourmet delicacy

>>21479724
I have one of these pull chopper dealies which works really well does this count?

>>21479729
needs a raw egg yolk too

>>21479729
apparently in american cuisine if you put bland,flavorless beef in a sandwich roll, along with plastic 'cheese', ketchup, Lawrys, onions, pickles it's a gourmet delicacy and something to bragg about.

>>21479740
>plastic 'cheese'
why do you call it plastic

>>21479730
my mom got one of those because they're more compact and she didn't have the kitchen space to keep a food processor or electric chopper on a counter at all times, hers sucked ass. maybe yours work better. if you think it does, just try it and you'll see. i use this method most often enough for soup mirepoix/sofritto, so maybe next time you're making a soup

>>21479651 (OP)
> Tattoos on hand

That's a fail,not a hack.

>>21479741
because that's what it is

>>21479752
Mine's pretty great. The problem is it can't really be sharpened, so once it gets dulle it's sadly kind of a throwaway item. I don't use it much, mostly for oignon or to chop pickles into relish and such

>>21479767
no it isn't

>>21479767
It’s 2 types of cheesed mixed together with a salt. People are so baselessly scared of American cheese

>>21479860
>scared
No.
>derisive
Yes.

>>21479741
Plastic for spastics

>>21479895
plazzies for spazzies

>>21479740
Apparently if you make a post on /ck/ all the brown third worlders come out to voice their jealousy of America.

>>21479860
the emulsifier gives it a plastic-y feel and gloss, but yeah, not actually plastic.

>>21479773
if it manages a fine enough chop for juice to come out, it's already much better than hers. personally i always try to never pulverize stuff fine enough for juice to be leaking out but just the fact that you can do it means it should be good enough

>>21479717
well, that hamburger can still be used and in no way is a poptart food

now i'm hungry

>>21479741
American Cheese is disgusting. I suppose when properly done it sounds good but the stuff you get in individually wrapped slices is trash.

>>21480003
Yes this is true, they can't even produce food in their own countries because they are starving all the time. Then people are sad and send them food aid and they reproduce more and then there are more angry brown third worlders and stuff.

>>21479740
seething thirdie HAHAHAHAHA

>>21480048
but wheel never know if it was