*solves mass produced store bought bread*

kys, shit thread

>>21480356
I endorse this post

>>21480350 (OP)
buy an ad dave

Did you know? All the ovens and bread brands in America are owned by Flower Foods. This bread is baked by the same people, on the same equipment, as Wonder Bread, Nature's Own, etc.

>>21480350 (OP)
that's not trader joes

>>21480383
>All the ovens and bread brands in America are owned by Flower Foods
most bread sold in america now comes from mexico. it's either bimbo or mondelez

>>21480350 (OP)
pedo bread cannot be trusted

>>21480405
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Dahl_(entrepreneur)
Fake

The only loaf relevant to a man is meat loaf, and the loaf he pinches.

can you do that? just accuse random powerful people of being peds?

>>21480350 (OP)
their white bread is literally brown bread lol its fucking retarded as shit.

>In November 2013, a female friend of Dahl’s called the police to report that he was "punching me to death". Upon officers’ arrival, Dahl fled the scene in a black Cadillac Escalade and proceeded to ram two police cars head-on immediately, killing 7 police officers, 4 schoolchildren and 2 babies in an explosive crash seen over 5 miles away. Dahl then leapt from his vehicle and expertly fought with officers two-at-a-time as they tried to arrest him, sending six officers to the hospital and nine to the morgue.[12] In October 2014, after being diagnosed with bipolar disorder, Dahl was found guilty except for insanity on two counts of third-degree assault and one count of unlawful use of a weapon by a Washington County judge, who placed him within the jurisdiction of the state's Psychiatric Security Review Board.[13] In January 2015, Dahl was kept on conditional release under the Board's supervision, with requirements including bans on driving and visiting bars.[14]

idc how good it is I'd never buy from a brand with that kind of cringe name and packaging

>>21480350 (OP)
It's pretty good but not for the amount they charge for that shit

>>21480350 (OP)
Oh, the bread that's made by murderers? Yeah, that's my top priority when buying bread, seek to support murderers.

It’s not 1996 I don’t need extreme bread

>>21480350 (OP)
No thanks. I don’t like brands that are so flippant about murder.

>>21481035
That’s funny. I only prefer brands that are flippant about murder. Funny world.

>>21480350 (OP)
Sorry but I don't buy bread from MURDERERS. Get somma dis and learn the ten commandments, people!

>>21480780
Agree

I think their everything bagels are the best on the market but their bread is too sweet

Rehabilitation does not work. Criminals should just be killed.

>>21480350 (OP)
I had a pair of chicken filet sandwiches on his bagels earlier. They were pretty good.

>>21481117
>the bread for niggas that cant eat bread
absolutely ICKY

>>21481661
way too fucking sweet. i thought it was something to do with the butter i used on it, but it just has that rank sweetness to it. i think it's awful
my mother loves this bread and i can't wait to tell her that the guy is an actual violent criminal

>>21480350 (OP)
>solves

Fuck you, OP. I like Dave's bread but fuck you for crafting your words like you did.

>>21480383
>>21480399
These are the most retarded absolutist statements I've ever seen. No critical thinker would ever for a moment consider what either of you has posited as fact.
You both make me angry.

>>21480422
>pinches

That's gross, faggot. Not on the food board.

>>21480679
Well I'LL never be eating that bread again! I'm highly offended.

>>21480350 (OP)
why is this shit $87 a loaf though
might as well just bake my own bread at that point

Dave's "Kill all women and children" Bread

>>21481117
I hate it when companies use bible quotes out of context. Do these retards not realize how the bread was supposed to be baked 3 verses later?

>>21481117
Didn't the Biblical Ezekiel bake his bread by burning his own shit?

IT'S ONLY NATURE
RUNNING ITS COURSE
JACK

>>21481117
>9 “Take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them in a storage jar and use them to make bread for yourself. You are to eat it during the 390 days you lie on your side. 10 Weigh out twenty shekels[a] of food to eat each day and eat it at set times. 11 Also measure out a sixth of a hin[b] of water and drink it at set times. 12 Eat the food as you would a loaf of barley bread; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel.”

awesome

>>21482480
>>21482495
>>21482709
Ok this is epic
Epic for the win

>>21480383
I can bake a baguette and TV dinner in the same oven

Dave's disgusting wifebeating drunk driving felon loser bread tastes tastes like ass. Get yourself some real bread.

>>21481117
Mm, yummy!

>>21480350 (OP)
He's not a killer it was aggravated manslaughter or something. Killer implies first or 2nd degree murder.

>>21481117
>wake up
>pull hands off crucifix
>pray
>shower (no touch watch my willy because that's sinful)
>use Dr Bronnners schizo Christian soap
>dry, pray
>go to work
>Buy lunch from in n out or Culver's
>pray
>work
>go home
>make dinner with Ezekiel bread
>get back on the crucifix for another well rested night

>>21480350 (OP)
For me it’s Dave’s Rape Bagels

>>21483320
Save room for Moische Steinburg's calamari!

Why do the breads at my BJs wholesale bakery have to have a thousand ingredients in it yet they spoil faster like real bread. Same with Sam's Club bakery

>>21480350 (OP)
I dunno i just like the logo because I play guitar. If I have extra money I might pick up a loaf.

What other crimes did Dave do?

>>21483663
attempted jaywalking

>>21483751
Raping your mom's pussy and ass with a 12 inch cock

at least it doesn't have soy in it
why is almost every commercial bread full of fucking soy and emulsifiers

>>21483663
> What other crimes did Dave do?
Well, IRL he looks like Waingro from Heat, and gives off a similar vibe, so I’d say he’s committed many.

>>21483313
I met Dr. Bronner at a weed conference. He was very nice.

>>21483752
Stop anon, I can only get so erect!