Thread 21481541

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>>21481541 (OP)
Dinner for the family for under $15, any of you cunts do the same?

>>21481541 (OP)
Aussies try so hard to compete against Britain when it comes to sausage rolls and pies but they just can't match the bongs.
still nice pies though.

>>21481541 (OP)
Rozella?
I am a man of more distinguished tastes

I spent a semester abroad in Australia in college, and I don't know if it was the carefree youth but I really miss VB. I've never come across it in the states.

>>21481578
>but they just can't match the bongs
NZ and Australia both absolutely shit on bongs with their pies you moron. They're constantly winning awards.

Australia has like 50x the variety than the uk does too. you dunno what the fuck you're talking about.

>>21481597
No.
Are the awards like Americas world cheese awards?
I have never been to NZ but I would imagine it's the same as Australia, sorry to upset you but the bongs do make better pies.
I don't think they make lamingtons though, so you beat them at that.

>>21481570
I used to, now I live alone and eat king sized portions and don't have to worry about fucking seaguls

>>21481570
swap out coleslaw and mayo and use this instead, all the cool kids do it.

>>21481570
pleb

don't forget the dimmies

>>21481541 (OP)
I love a good beef sandwich (as pictured above)

>>21481797
are you calling a pie a sando

>>21481813
Yes here in Chicago we call it an 'Aussie beef' and Lou's does the best in the world.

>>21481803
>not drowning it in cheese

sad.

>>21481724
tastes so good after a

>>21481821
It does, it really does

a classic

>>21481570
i do, love a woolworths/coles chicken

for me it's the humble pizza muffin

>>21481570
Is it me or is the chicken at woolies and coles anorexic? more than usual?

>>21481874
in my early days, got stoned alot, made a butt load of these for dinner one time, good times.

>>21481879
yeah they're pretty small these days, i guess they use the smallest birds they get instead of trying to sell them for home roasting

>>21481570
OVERWorkED ParentS out of/10
combo meal deal still healthier than op(If you're a yoomer or xer aussie this was a staple).

>>21481717
Nah that's for the school holidays

>>21481677
That's for the weekends.

going to the footy for the first time in like 15 years, are the pies still good? need that crinkly plastic in my blood

Imagine carrying on about fucking shitty pies because you never told the ruling powers to simply fuck off. Fucking bogans.

>>21481903
>t .pom

>>21481953
mate they're tying liking pies to a lack of foundational national revolution
sure as shit this retard
>>21481903
is a passportless seppoid that's only ever had those chicken pot pies they post

>>21481903
i don't think pies are that serious buddy

>>21481541 (OP)
Rosella is disgusting

>>21481541 (OP)
Wish we had pies in the US, seems like something that should be universal but it just doesn't exist anywhere I have traveled I really don't get it.

>>21481613
I guarantee the only Australian pies you've had have been some 4&20 pigs snouts and asshole meat pies or that burnt pie face crap

I grew up watching Australian youtubers and I always thought you guys were so cool I was the only Australiaboo aping a fake Australian accent and I got clowned on hard, I also had a pen pal that sent me common snacks once and I was overjoyed
>tfw lived a childhood on earth and it wasn't in Australia

Is fairy bread actually good

>>21481541 (OP)
good luck finding a fucking pastie anywhere anymore

>>21481819
Only fat fuck zoomers and poms put cheese on spaghetti or baked beans. They don't mix.

>>21482101
The worst part is the lid. That shit doesn't even twist open properly so if you try and squeeze it the hole thing blows off.

>>21483705
>not buying the glass bottle version

>>21483701
>Cheese and spaghetti don't mix
Low IQ detected
>>21483520
Fucking this.
Like with all foods there are tiers of meat pies, from shit mass produced sloppa to dedicated pie shops who make their own pastry, gravy and even tomato sauce from scratch.
Would you call a Detroit pizza or a new York pizza equal? OFC not!

>>21481541 (OP)
wheres the brekky bong and the fairy bread mate

>>21481595
it was the carefree youth

>>21483603
it's just crunchy sugar on buttered bread so no not really

I hate Aussies so God damn much. They're getting the thermal treatment when we get done with the jews

>>21481663
Single dad post right here

>>21483754
I love Aussies so God damn much. They're based like Americans and keep Asiancucks in check.

>>21483770
Fuck that Aussies get the rope. No gasoline to huff. Bunch of brain damaged retards

>>21483754
>>21483776
Shut the fuck up you spastic, you won't (and can't) do shit.

>>21483794
No fuck you. Total Aussie death. With giant ovens.

>>21483799
mutant freak

>>21481541 (OP)
>No Winnie Blues
Fuck off cunt

Aussie pies are better if only because they don't cheapen out on the meat.
In the UK you have to options: either the filling is more carrot than meat, or the pie costs 20 quid.

>>21483819
Nice try at covering your cope.
Australian pies just taste like a cheap frozen pot pie like you would get at a discount store. Pies in the UK are just so much better, I don't know why you would even bring this up?

>>21483914
For a decent pie over here you have to pay 5 quid

>>21483819
>>21483914
Can't even get a hot pie over in the states.
Pic related plz send

>>21483922
Yes. I just got a very nice medium bacon roll packed with bacon and good bread, plus a half decent steak pasty for £5.65 from a local bakery just now. But the pies are just over a 5er. Madness. They're a snack

>>21481541 (OP)
It's the same food 3 different.
>But Mexico--
Yeah how many Aussie Bells are there compared to Taco Bell? Stfu

>>21483794
Lmao dropped that fucking mutt

>>21483914
Please refer to this >>21483194

>>21481541 (OP)
Party pies kinda suck
Just way too much pastry

Ahhh I should go pick up one of these bad boys for dinner on Friday

>>21483794
haha

You forgot Pauline Hanson's ginger minge.

>>21484198
David PoCOCK going to set her straight.

Australians put frosting on a hotdog bun and call it dessert.

>>21484447
*icing

Fuckin where's the fairy bread cunts?

>>21484447
A slice of bread is a "hot dog bun" in Australia.
The bread in your picture is literally classified as a cake everywhere else in the world due to its sugar content.
t. true blue

>>21483794
>heem'd with an open hand slap
Lel top nig

>>21481827
F to anon, eaten by an abo.

>>21484173
https://youtu.be/7E44_YgZUC0
https://youtu.be/RdPNmPD00Y4

>>21484661
'straya...the only country in the world that drinks wine from a clothes drying line without shame as a game.
Sir Capt. Cook should have never set foot there, but at least the degenerates from HM lands were sent there, so that the more civilized have no need to deal with them here---and their cousins: the Irish.

wana sheila like pic rel. where can i find one? wa? aint fuck all in hobard

>>21481579
Mon is the tits. I started getting it when other bands stopped using Australian ingredients.
Whenever I shop, I always buy the product that has a higher percentage of made in Australia.

It hurts so much lads
>>21484838
There were prehistoric carnivorous kangaroos. Imagine a big snarling roo with fangs.

>>21484838
>but at least the degenerates from HM lands were sent there
No rapists were sent here. It was mostly working class people (the non inbreds) who were challenging the corrupt system or trying to support themselves.
Having said that, you should read the journals of the First Fleet. The first night they landed, they let the prisoners out who proceeded to get drunk and fuck each other in the mud. It was described as the most debauched sight imaginable by an officer.

>>21484447
isn't that like a brioche dough not just regular bread

>>21481613
NAME THESE 'SUPERIOR' BONG PIES AND WHERE TO GET THEM IMMEDIATELY, YOU ABSOLUTE JKARAD!!!.

when those little whimsy fey come to give you a cheeky little treat

For me, it's the democracy sausage, preferably while arguing with some Labor knobjockey about the existence of economic incentives
>this isn't le /pol/
don't care mate. you're paying twice the price for a feed compared to just 10 years ago
also why hasn't anyone posted choccy milk?
>>21481570
>>21483962
do you remember "feed your family for under $10"? forgotten the cunt's name
we are going to become 20th century Argentina, centrelink will be giving out food stamps by 2028
>>21481541 (OP)
>>21481579
>sugar syrup with bonus tomatoes
>>21483776
that's just the abos cunt
>>21484260
Pocock votes against censorship and social credit score legislation now, actually

>>21486916
>votes

>>21484636
Don't underestimate an open hand strike, if you know how to do them well they can be just as hard as a punch with the added bonus that you are less likely to break your hand/wrist doing them at full force

>>21481595
>>21483740
radical left wingers hate bogan beers which makes VB really cool even if it tastes shitty
and it still tastes better than the piss-water they drink at their bars anyway

>>21484636
Also the added bonus of completely emasculating the person you bitch slapped

>>21486929
MB uses native Ringwood hops. Tastes better.

>>21485667
My family tracked down a letter sent by one of our forefathers who arrived in Australia during settlement, the dude spent like 3/4 of the letter bitching about the mosquitos lmao

>>21486916
Curtis stone is his name, can't get shit for 10 bucks now, especially at Coles, Iv started going to saccas cause despite it meant to be an upscale supermarket half the shit they have is cheaper than it is in Coles or Woolies

>>21481541 (OP)
Haven't been home in 2 years
Finally found a decent roast chook a few days ago.
Immediately bread roll and coleslaw. Euros wild at how I demolish an entire roast chicken.

God I miss meat pies so much and decent fish and chips.
Bong pies suck ass and they're just fatty

>>21486916
>>21486952
I could make a family serving of either shepherds pie, bolognaise, savoury mince or curried mince that could feed 4 people for approx. 10 dollaroos

500g mince is $5 - $6.50
veg - around or less than $5 (potatoes, carrot, can of tomatoes)

granted I'm not taking into account herbs and spices but every kitchen should have ample spices to make any of the dishes on any given day.

>>21487512
>125g meat per person
Are you feeding 4 small children?

>>21487523
Yes because vegetables were never mentioned anywhere in my post you fat stupid goofball

>>21481541 (OP)
the dessert

>>21487603
>her greeen plastic grass
>for her fake kangarooos

>>21481854
Don't be rama rama

>>21487959
Have tried a couple amerifat canned varients of root beer over the years and found it to be sugary blandish and tart. So never bothered to try bundies version of it, it any good as I vaguely remember their pineapple concoction been aight?

Ahem

>>21484838
most people were sent here on bogus charges and were basically pressganged onto the boats to be indentured laborers for the crown
king charles owes me reparations is what i'm saying

>>21486920
Check out martial arts Martin here

>>21488499
Yeah, the charges barely met the crime. My ancestor got sent to Barbados, back in the day. He sold two greyhounds to someone in Oxford University, when he was collecting the money, he asked for the window to be opened, said it was hot. When he got outside, he whistled and the dogs jumped out of the window and off they went. They caught up with him and off he went to Barbados, just for that. You'd barely get community service for it now

>>21481854
craving some premium unleaded rn

>>21481854
Gonna treat the missus to some top shelf 98 on the weekend, whaddya reckon?

>>21481541 (OP)
>Classic Aussie Cusine
No thanks.

Ozesauce is the only tomada sauce for me but

>>21481570
That's more than 15. The chicken alone is 13/14

>>21484447
Yeah, and? How is that different from a donut?

Pies these days are fuckin rubbish, cheapest shit white flour and rice flour mixed with goyslop vegetable shortening and stuffed with cheaper than budget meat, textured soi protein, thickened with cornslop. Make a real pie with suet n I'll eat it.

>>21481541 (OP)
We have lots of Brits and Aussies open pie shops in our country and one thing I learned over the years is to never buy one because I'm always disappointed with how cheap the filling is.
It's the ultimate rug pull fast food.
You think you're getting a mouthful of beef but it ends up being carrots and peas and beef gravy.

I supposed there must be some quality ones out there, but those are sold like posh pretense fast food that costs 10€ for half a serving (two pies being a serving). That kinda defeats the point of a meat pie, which is supposed to be working class fare.

>>21488767
i had a "meat" pie the other day and i swear there was no actual meat in it just some gravy with vegetables
where the fuck is all our MEAT

>>21488767
>You think you're getting a mouthful of beef but it ends up being carrots and peas and beef gravy.
>>21488797
>i had a "meat" pie the other day and i swear there was no actual meat in it just some gravy with vegetables

They are Australian pies NOT British pies.
British pies such as steak and kidney, steak and ale or mince and onion contain NO vegetables.
Even the cheap and humble, supermarket bought Pukka pies contain none of the above.
Australian pies do, they are also very fatty and full of gristle.

>>21483520
>tfw lived a childhood on earth and it wasn't in Australia
Imagine being 7 and forced to run 3km in 40c heat. And when you reach the end, and you can barely breathe, they throw faggy coloured dust at you.
Don’t let the smiles fool you, they are staged actors. In reality it’s a thinly veiled mass child abuse ritual.

>>21488816
>a mince and onion pie contains no vegetables.
Utter fucking retard.

>>21481578
Having lived in both, I can say pies in the UK are very different to the pies in NZ and Aus, but both are great.

>>21488816
Fine. Provide google maps of a place which sells good quality pies at a decent price.

>>21481595
I've owned both that table and that chair.
Actually thought that was an old photo of mine for a second.

>>21483735
If it's tinned spaghetti, it definitely shouldn't have cheese on it.
Deal with it, faggot.

i have some of this shit being delivered next week what should i expect

>>21490552
chicken flavoured salt

>>21490535
We sell a cheesy canned spaghetti but I've not tried it so it must be a thing.
I did have some beans on toast with some melted cheese I had to use up today and it was okay.

>>21490552
it's like the packet of seasoning you get in a cheap packet of instant noodles chicken flavour

>>21481541 (OP)
>Cusine

>>21488843
> I can say pies in the UK are very different to the pies in NZ and Aus, but both are great
They are cope cuisine. Absolute shit. A decent burrito mogs all. Sad!

>>21481541 (OP)
For me, it's the Chiko Roll.

>>21492439
Forgot pic. These with some chicken salt.

>>21492444
I sometimes enjoy a cheeky jack with the lads

>>21487959
I feel bad for Americans getting "root" beer made from a vine.

Food in Australia has almost doubled in cost over the last five years.
We aren't eating anything, Australians are going hungry.

>>21492793
Sure, Chad Roberts.

>>21492796
When I was a kid a dim sim cost 30 cents and I was making $18, or 60 dim sims an hour. Now a dim dim costs 1.20, and I make $30 an hour, 25 dim sims an hour.

>>21491211
You've never even had a pie, Daquanshay Gutierrez

>>21492813
why did you choose to be paid in dim sims instead of cash?

>>21484661
tf is that? some kind of antenna?

>>21492813
It annoys me that more people here in Australia can't see this is happening
It's like everyone is retarded and doesn't want to acknowledge that wages are being stagnated or they just rationalize it away by saying shit like "get a better paying job, then"
>Your society doesn't run without *somebody* working on minimum wage, dickheads

>>21483794
the fuck that looked open hand

>>21494502
It's a rotary clothesline, dumbarse.

>>21495121
WRONG! It's a goon bag line.

>>21481541 (OP)
You forgot the most import food group you dumb cunt.
>

>>21496732
I miss cigarettes, honestly. Been off them for about 12 years now. I was a Longbeach man, myself. Still get nostalgic when I walk past the smoking area at the local shopping center.

>>21496732
Abbogans can't afford that shit anymore. And even if you could they don't fucking look like that

>>21497659
Brian died of aids

>>21492444
I have never in my life seen anyone buy or eat one of those things, I refuse to believe anyone does

>>21490552
Fry up some fresh thick cut chips and enjoy anon

>>21488816
Australian meat pies don't have vegetables you retard

>>21497789
Cope. He died from spending 3 months-worth of his snag budget on a pack of Winnies

>>21497814
Nah he died of aids, his family even sued over them putting him on cigarette packets

>>21497819
Got a bit of proof there have ya, Nullah?

>>21497659
These things are so stupid. All those do is turning cigarette packs into trading cards

>I'll give you two tarred lungs for your Brian

>>21497835
Cute (I'm whimsically disappointed that it never took off.) But it's not like some ossie spastic could afford to take out a small mortgage to buy a pack anyway

you cant get good pies and sausage rolls around here any more since all the bakeries are operated by slants.

>>21498924
They ruined all the fish and chip shops too

>>21497794
I am a chiko enjoyer and frequently get them with muh fortnightly food shop. Air frying them be good.
>>21496878
14 year non smoker here ex b&h golder + port royal rum rollier. Glad I quit before getting sucked into the vape craze though I still miss the sweet burn and flavour town of the first dart and morning coffee of the day.

>>21498924
The Viets know how to bake good bread and generally the pies are good and still leagues better than anything you'd get from a servo or frozen

>>21499646
True, though their vanilla slices and lemon tarts are always too sweet with toouch gelatin.
>>21492813
I have never seen the cost of living so succinctly explained. Everyone always starts crapping on about the average house deposit and increase in minimum wage but it's all just smoke and mirrors. If I can't afford to pay rent as well as buy booze food and smokes then the systems broke.

>>21499341
we've had gangland murders and a ciggy black market for 50 years.

>>21481854
>chug this shite
>lay on the road for a nap
>some whoit cahnt runs me ovah
Piss on ya whoit cahnts

>>21481854
>>21499803
Non aussie here, how violent/disruptive are abos in general? Do they fight people or is it more like they just live in their own shit?

>>21499885
You'll find them in certain rural areas and the lower class suburbs. They are generally abrasive and obnoxious, will hit you up for a smoke or a dollar, usually as a front to rob you, if not to rob you then they'll get verbally abusive and possibly violent when you turn them down.
Luckily I live in a nicer part of a major city and very rarely see one, but if I do it's prudent not to relax but also be sure to not engage them in any way or form as to give them an excuse to become recalcitrant.
They are a blight among society and we are currently going through this bullshit as a country where we are acknowledging them far too much and young people are being brainwashed into white guilt over our failure in wiping them out a hundred and fifty years ago.

>>21499885
They can be pretty bad at times but definitely not close to as bad as west Africans, which in a way I think is kind of a bad thing because a lot of Australians can't understand how truly bad America has it.

>>21499933
>a lot of Australians can't understand how truly bad America has it.
America doesn't have it bad.
All Americans are blond, blue eyes and 6'4"
They earn $300K+ a year own their own homes and have 2cars, all bought and paid for . . .Oh and they have Guns and their food is better than the rest of the planet.
It's all true.

>>21499786
Don't be a disingenuous bootlicker, you know damn well it's gotten worse ever since they upped the tax on smokes. Even the politicians are starting to admit that there's more crime now because to it.

>>21497789
Yeah that he got from bumming a cigarette.

>>21481570
>under $15
nigga the chicken costs $15 nowadays.

>>21481570
You won’t get away with this for less than $22 unless the chook and buns are on special price

>>21499646
>>21499753
For the last few years a.Cambodian refugee has dominated all the Australian Pie competitions. He's won like 200+ gold medals. Chan from Country Cob in Springvale is some kind of Pie Wizard.
Picrel: his Mushroom Ragout Pie. Look at that cross section. That gravy... It's a stunner

>>21499904
Local paper of my small country town, had a front page story about nadoc week with a nice big photo of some abo dance at the council funded celebration. Not a single fucking coon in any of the pics. Maybe, MAYBE, one or two of them are like 1/16 abo (at most), but otherwise they were all just a bunch of white bitches prancing around.

>>21481717
>helgas in 2025
they fell off 10 years ago

>>21483701
>They don't mix.
incredible rage bait
im literally seething mad typing this.

>>21484661
>>21484173
this australia is dead btw

>>21484447
>on a hotdog bun
its a sweet bun with sweet frosting with sweet sprinkles on top
oh wait i forgot you call cake "bread" in america.

>>21488490
Bundaberg ginger beer is literally the best drink on earth.
stupid cunt.
look at ya
sitting there like a fucking loser without a Bundaberg in your hand.

>>21491195
no it isnt you fucking deadshit

>>21501819
Holy fuck his pies look incredible. I'ma go get one, probably either today or tomorrow.
Ill post a pic.

I have a feeling that lamingtons are a racist thing. They made a normal sponge cake with a thin layer of chocolate on top and then sprinkled it with white coconut to remove the black as much as possible. Maybe I’m reading into it too much.

>Lamingtons are believed to be named after either Lord Lamington, who served as Governor of Queensland from 1896 to 1901, or his wife, Lady Lamington.

>>21481541 (OP)
Geezus, and I here I thought you Aussies were more enlightened than us in the US.

When are you going to start catching up to us in terms of obesity and diabetes? We need some English-speaking company at the bottom.

>>21501819
I got to springy country cob a lot, feels good

>>21502652
Lord n Lady Lamington KEK

>>21502046
I do not think you comprehended my post correctly, regardless I did in fact just order some ginger bundies, tried to find their rootbeer as well but had to settle for sasparella instead.

>>21481953
Seething about pies and "not rebelling" is very American though, Bongs like pies and shit

>>21483520
>>tfw lived a childhood on earth and it wasn't in Australia
My dad forced me to start working when I was 10 years old because I was tall enough to drive the manual trucks.
My childhood consisted of being covered in dust, only hanging out with the same 2 kids (3 years younger than me) for like 12 years and getting regular injuries from workplace hazards
>t. Grew up in a station in Queensland

>>21484838
>Civilized with a Z
Nice try, American

>>21483819
>either the filling is more carrot than meat, or the pie costs 20 quid.
Why the fuck are you putting carrots in meat pies?

>>21501819
>>21502312
>more gravy than meat
get back in your boat chingchong and fuck off

>>21486929
>radical left wingers hate bogan beers which makes VB really cool even if it tastes shitty
fuck contrarians are such gutless cucks
>VB ... tastes shitty
should be all that sentence says, """"radical left wingers"""" hate it for the same reasons you dense cunt
VB is jap owned horsepiss
Coopers doesn't suck and it's Australian owned, and if you must be an annoying cunt that lets your personal politics dictate your whole life Tim Cooper is also a conservative and that pisses of lefties

Ready Steady Cook bros . . .

Fucking australians and their stupid accents and good weather, banging sheilas and drinking fosters meanwhile we SUFFER up here.

I would murder millions just to taste one of these again

>>21481579
What I'd like to know is if you aussies call ketchup tomato sauce, then what do you call regular tomato sauce like one would eat with pasta or cabbage rolls? How do you distinguish between the sweet condiment and the savory preparation?

>>21505801
Pasta sauce

>>21492444
yep, checked AND based
love these lil niggas like you wouldnt believe

Pizza roundas were a thing at one point. Haven't had one since I was a kid though

>>21505967
>>21492444
marathon spring rolls are better tbqh

>>21481541 (OP)
Crikey Mikey!

>>21505975
I think ALDI does knock off versions of these

>>21503701
>I do not think you comprehended my post correctly,
>So never bothered to try bundies version of it
im making fun of you not drinking i
and i know you are not drinking it because you told me
so i dont think YOU comprehend my post.
retard
> tried to find their rootbeer as well but had to settle for sasparella instead.
honestly every drink dundy makes is great.
wish they fully adopted twist off instead of their traditional hand grenade lid.


actually re-reading both of our comments i see you said root beer and i said ginger beer
up until this post i didnt know that root beer was not ginger beer because ginger is a root
but yes this "root beer" you speak of doesnt exist in australia.
i have never seen it or heard of it, ginger beer only.

>>21506116
format your posts retard

>>21490133
that shitty glass table is a staple of parties in regional towns, anyone know where they come from?

>>21503701
I used to be big onto their ginger beer, but I've almost exclusively switched to sarsparilla now.
I started drinking it because I thought it didn't taste as good and I'd drink less sugar because of it. Now it tastes like god's sweet nectar for some fucking reason.