>takes up your entire lunch break ordering the most elaborate fucking sandwich in history

I look like that and do that.

The last 7 employees my job hired have all been black people. We only had 3 black people before that. Perhaps I need to get a better job (for completely unrelated reasons ofc, I'm not racist).

>gimme ten slices of pepperoni
>five slices of mozerella
>once slice if swiss
>three HALF slices of ham
>five handfuls of lettuce
>two STRAIGHT lines of mayonnaise
>one uncut olive
>a pinch of salt
>nevermind i gotta go

>>21482772 (OP)
Is that Alf's dad?

I went to a subway today and for the first time in probably 6 years the lady behind the counter was white. She was older but didn't look like a trashy smoker Karen.

I let her talk me into getting a Happy Gilmore cup for a dollar. Fuck if they stop hiring Indians I might start going back.

>>21482772 (OP)
>Go to a sandwich store where they let you pick your toppings
>get mad that the person ahead of you is picking their toppings
>waste the rest of your tiny wage slave break complaining about it

Okay. .

>>21482790
My subway was entirely white until this year when Indians took over. I stopped going completely.

>>21482789
>Alf
who is that???

>>21482790
>>21482810

I live in NYC and I have never seen an non Indian in Subway / Dunkin Donuts.

I'm 35 too.

whos in the wrong here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1MW66Eg17s

>>21482911
his dad is in the picture dude. Do your own culinary research. This is not /req

>>21482958
I've never heard of Alf

>>21482801
Wagies think they're allowed to tell me how I'm allowed to eat my tuna bowl.

>>21482789
good eye

>>21482963
He's a form of life which is alien to this planet, but other than that not sure.

>>21482911
What's with the proud displays of ignorance here? You should be EMBARRASSED when you don't know common knowledge.
>literally who?
Fucking zoomer twats.

>>21482971
I know that was a joke but I'm gonna get real here for a second. Never ever ever get tuna from Subway. I worked with a guy almost 20 years back when Subway was far less shitty than it is now who got a tuna sub one day who was almost hospitalized due to the food poisoning and had digestive issues for over two years.

>>21482963
Yet you're old enough to know that tourette's guy? WTF, just stupid I guess.

>>21483005
Millions of people eat the tuna there every day. It's just a 1:1 ratio of tuna and mayonnaise. Sure, some franchise may hire some idiot who left it out too long or didn't date it, but canned tuna and mayonnaise kept cold is usually good for a few days and they turn it over quite a bit.

Food poisoning things like that are anomalous and yet people like you will "have a friend" and a story that will warn everyone they know for the rest of their lives NEVER to eat Subway's tuna 'cause this one dude almost died. There's no way they could have traced it back to that sandwich anyway, unless multiple people had it happen and then they'd shut the location down.

In the era of Yelp I sure wouldn't want to own a place.

>>21483016
The thing is, you never really know how a place is being run unless you work there. So especially with fast food it's always good to anticipate things are potentially being done poorly. So with that in mind, if you get a sandwich of cured meats like ham or sliced turkey, if it's been poorly handled you may get a touch of food poisoning. But fish is a whole other kettle of fish so to speak. Food poisoning from off fish like tuna can seriously fuck you up. That's why a ham sandwich from Subway can be a decent roll of the dice if you don't feel like making it, but tuna never is.

>>21482784
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Good one, Jerry!

>>21483036
I have eaten hundreds if not thousands of tuna sandwiches from slopway without incident, my anecdote is better AND my captcha is a palindrome so FUCK you

>>21482772 (OP)
I mean it's better to order online using the app. Usually I could find a BOGO deal or a 20 percent off deal or something. I stopped going to Subway after one of the locations gave me food poisoning.

why does everyone that goes to subway act like it's the first time they've ever been to a subway? you know it's going to be a disaster when there's already confused dialogue just picking the bread meat and cheese.

>>21482789
No he's a US Senator

>>21483016
I've actually eaten the tuna maybe 4 or 5 times and never died, so there's that, I haven't been but once in like 8 years now though now that its not on the way home from work

>>21483048
Good luck to you then. I almost never go there anymore, but was in one a few months back and took a picture of the tuna because the weird dry bits looked so gross.

>>21483016
There was a guy who actually did die from eating gas station nachos. Made him really sick and he didn't recover. And I've personally lost a job because of gas station sushi. I had no choice but to shit in the bushes at the customer's home, it came out of nowhere and there was no time to drive to the gas station down the road. It was a life or death situation, and I wiped my ass with subway napkins. Buried it all.

Unfortunately the customer had cameras everywhere and they recorded me shitting in their bushes and sent it to corporate, said they sent a guy out there who's shitting in the bushes. Corpo fags said I could keep my job if I went back and cleaned it up and apologized to the customer, but I said no way man.

>>21482772 (OP)
>decide to pop into the gas station for quick eats
>some degen is redeeming their scratch offs as they buy the at the counter

>>21483261
This.
They stand for a few seconds looking like they're going to ask for cigarettes or a nip, and then it's 'uhhhhhh I'll have a 5, and a 7, and hmmmmm those 11s look interesting...'

Nothing gets me closer to homicide than people getting in my way on my half hour lunch.

i get a pub sub on my breaks sometimes and i swear to fuck women lose like 100 iq points when theyre ordering a sandwich. they could be the most competent well adjusted human being outside of the greengrocer but when they get to that counter their brain shuts down and they suddenly forgot what a sandwich even is, its baffling. and of course they always have the most specific and elaborate requests out of anyone

>>21483350
i feel ya, what have they done to us?

N

>>21482786
being tired of blacks isn't racist. it's reality.

>>21482950
NYC is not for white people anymore. 40% of residents are first generation immigrants, as all aspiring immigrants still believe in the old American land of plenty meme and try to get their start in the big apple. You ever seen that line of like 200 African suitcase vendors selling fake apple products and watches near Chinatown? It feels like an ai generated scene.

>>21483494
And don't forget how many of those New York "whites" are traitorous tunnel-digging double agents.

>>21483498
Jannies nuked my post for the stats image but left all others in this tangent up, interdesting

>>21482772 (OP)
Anyway, stop going to custom order sandwich shops if you don’t have time to wait for custom orders. It’s at most a minor annoyance if you aren’t in a rush.

>>21482772 (OP)
Only plebs wait in line to be served slop. I cook my own food and bring it for lunch.

>>21484219
Why are you ban evading?

>>21484265
You are such an unbelievably pathetic faggot

>>21484265
I’m not, I was given a warning for a first offense.

>>21483006
Bro alf is from like the 80s and is dumb as fuck only old fucks know alf