Thread 21483672

Popeyesbros, they're laughing at us...

>>21483672 (OP)
Not that Popeyes is any good but did they only ask 11 people in Southern California or something? I don’t even know anyone who has had Jollibee.

>>21483672 (OP)
probably left the poll open to Filipinos

>>21483672 (OP)
Magandang umaga! My name is Ginoong Ken.

I'm a 27-year-old American kusinero (chef for you dayuhan). I cook adobo ng pagpag and sisig in my kawali, and spend my days perfecting my craft and playing superior Pilipino games (Sabong, binge drinking, theft)

I train my gamecock every day, this superior fowl can cut clean through an innocent bystander because I strapped knives to its feet and it is vastly superior to any other bird on earth. I earned my sentensyador license two years ago and I have been getting better every day.

I speak the language fluently, both Filipino and the Tagalog dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Filipino history and their arnisador code, which I follow 100%

I own several barongs, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to the Philippines, so I can fit in easier. I mano po to my elders and seniors and speak Filipino as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in the Philippines!

I read this as pagpagbros

>>21484325
lol'd

>>21483672 (OP)
Okay, but why are all their commercials about feminine asian nice guys getting cucked?

>>21484344
That doesn't sound like the Jollibee I know, can I get a sauce on that?

never tried it never will

>>21484346
https://youtu.be/7kAOvTFA5rs

>>21484352
What the fuck lmaooooo

>>21484352
this is your reality and future, chang

>>21484325

Funny thing is a guy like this probably would actually get flip pussy unlike the weeb version

>>21484234
>did they only ask 11 people in Southern California

I guarantee Filthipinos were passing around whatever poll was being run among themselves while no one else really cared.

i think chowking is better

>>21484846
Chowking is just snacks though a little different from full meals

>>21483672 (OP)
>by USA Today
in the trash it goes

>>21484325
Those filipino cocks are no joke.

>>21483672 (OP)
So today (7/22/25) the entire USA came together to "name" that the best chicken? Okay. Never heard of it and I live in the USA.

>>21484352
This is all of their commercials? Seems very unlikely.

>>21485840
To be fair acclaimed chef and youtuber Joshua (the boss) Weismann has done multiple across the country fast food chicken taste tests and ranked Jolibee as his favorite as well. I am willing to take the word of such a refined palate as his.

>>21484352
That will not sell chicken. That's just bad vibes all around. Even women probably find that sad.

>>21484325
My name is Gooning Ken! I love travel!

>>21485843
>acclaimed chef
>youtuber

lol, you can't have it both ways, faggot. You watch those on your phone? Yeah, you do.

>>21485851
Get a load of this queer who doesn't even season his cutting board. Lmao you don't know the first thing about sophisticated cooking.

>>21485841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDHZkLeh6vw
There's a whole bunch of them actually. They made a shitton of those commercials back in the day. I think they even made a sequel for the cucking one.

>>21485871
I'm an American. None of that asia faggotry concerns me or my people.

>>21485862
If you only knew how much I've forgotten about sophisticated cooking. Go watch your "content creators" some more, faggot.

>>21484352
Jeez and I thought the australian KFC ones where the dude gets cucked out of a kiss were bad

>>21485851
>>21485878
100 iq on display

>>21483672 (OP)
>be asian country composed of 1000 different tribes
>have no unified culture of your own
>make up a fake language to unify the people
>suck american dick
>copy souless american megacorp fast food model
>name it jollibee
>become a haven for 50-year old white sexpest tourists that only travel there to rape your destitute kids
The Philippines is a very dystopian society

>be american
>watch as your women get taken by 5ft tall manlets who speak like mexicans
>bitch about them in a cooking forum
Such is life.

>>21485909
>watch as your women get taken by 5ft tall manlets who speak like mexicans
Pretty sure that's never happened. I struggle to find a single example.

>>21484778
>I guarantee Filthipinos were passing around whatever poll was being run among themselves
they were passing it around just like they passed around the chick in this video before cuck and the even bigger groom cuck got around to her >>21484352

>>21484352
Why does he code-switch into English mid speech? Is that a thing on the Philippines?
what a weird country

>>21485914
Your mom is a good example.

>>21485983
kek

>>21485933
First of all what the fuck does "code switch" even mean because I don't speak zoomer. But it's like spanglish when they kind of randomly switch between languages depending on their audience

>>21486232
>zoomer
>"The earliest known use of the term "code-switching" in print was published in 1953, in a chapter by Roman Jakobson in Results Conf. Anthropologists & Linguists..."

>>21485904
all true but they named it chickenjoy so it makes you feel happy

>>21485878
>I'm an American

>>21486239
But does that actually relate to this topic?

>>21484325
You jest but this is actually fucking based. long live Ginoong Ken

>>21484325
Welcome to the Philippines and Mabuhay Ginoong Ken!

>>21485904
We're still the most powerful race in the world thanks to SWAG

>>21483672 (OP)
Jollibee is the most bland fried chicken you could ever eat

meme chicken but the pineapple drink and fruit pies are top scran

>>21485834
That's pretty gay anon

>>21484771
The weeb version actually would get some too if he were decent-looking and well-groomed. Japanese people love having their cultural ego stroked and you see a lot of guys who get super into some aspect of Japanese traditional culture (martial arts, various crafts, etc.) and end up moving to Japan to do it and then wind up with a Japanese wife.

>>21486239
long march though the institutions. some commies makes up a term and after a few generations of indoctrination it passes into mainstream

>>21483672 (OP)
I ate Popeyes spicy wings and it SUCKED!
I can cook better than that any, day any time anywhere.
Are you fuckin' kidding me?

>>21484352
Gonna try ordering the two-piece spicy chicken joy and upgrade to pineapple juice to see if I can get myself a qt flip gf.

>>21487611
She’s so cute..I wanna put a baby in her

>>21487801
What are you talking about?
You're ruining my larp.
I was talking about wings!

>>21483672 (OP)
Nice.
Gonna buy an 8pc bucket to celebrate.

>>21484325
>tfw this is literally me but with Indonesia

>>21483672 (OP)
Poll is rigged 100% by flips themselves. Their chicken is good but tastes like Popeyee so nothing really special. Filipinos constantly hype up everything they do, especially whenever they suck up to Americans and have no real national identity. They are such tryhards but at least their mixed blood women are hot.

i like jollibee because it reminds me of my high school girlfriend. she was a hapa flip and her mom would make the sweet spaghetti. her dad was a really old white guy that went to the philipines every year to fuck underage flip girls.

>>21484771
If you shower and practice basic grooming practices it is pretty easy to get laid in most of Asia. Doesn't seem to be much of a cultural hangup around casual sex there.
>>21485983
Hapas in shambles
>>21483672 (OP)
While the poll is obviously rigged since there are like zero jollibees, it is unironically the best fast food fried chicken. And the spicy is actually somewhat spicy, unlike Popeyes. Wherever your local spot is will still be better though.
Although I suspect it was rigged by retarded gen alphas and younger zoomers who have never had it, not Filipinos. I think Joshua Weissman and Uncle Roger shill for Jollibee for some reason?

>>21483672 (OP)
He is inevitable.

Yeah fuck popeyes. I gave them the benefit of the doubt after over a year and ordered some tenders with their new signature sauce. Tenders were OK by popeyes standards which means they're not bad but not good but the idiots forgot to give me the sauce so that defeated the whole purpose of getting them.

>>21490519
Jollibee is female

>>21488218
The chicken is a step above most fastfood fried chicken that's for sure, but the gravy is pure sorcery.

Jollibees outside of the Philippines sucks. It's little better than McDonalds, but at least in the Philippines it's McDonalds priced. There's no pretending it's premium, unlike here.
>>21484352
In television, english is often spoken italics. It adds emphasis.
Beyond that, it's targeted marketing: the people who can afford jollibees (branded fast food in general, really) on the reg are people who regularly communicate in english. It's a marker of class: go watch a movie, the whole thing will be in english no subtitles, the ads will be in english, but the PSA not to film the fucking thing will be entirely in Tagalog.

>>21484433
The whole "most powerful race" meme is unironically true as long as you never under any circumstances put Filipinos in charge of a country.

>>21484325
PADA PING PONG POKI MO

>>21483672 (OP)
>search for closest location
Well, that's worthless.

>>21483672 (OP)
Is being Philippino really this cool and hip?

Finally gave their sketti a rry. I can safely say everyones been overexaggerating it's swettness. It wasn't even that overtly sweet like what most people say.