Thread 21485179

Why do hot dogs taste better at the ball park?

They really don't

It’s the way they cook them

>a 1.50 costco hot dog that costs twice that

>no onions
>no saurkraut

Nah.

>>21485179 (OP)
40%rat
40%pigeon
20%dog buttholes

>>21485185
>twice that
You haven't been to a ball game in a decade, huh?

>>21485179 (OP)
It's as a hot dog should be enjoyed, as a side snack like popcorn, or peanuts or a pretzel. It's not like you're sitting down for a five course meal where the food is the focus, the game is the focus and then every now and then comes a tasty bite of sausage and mustard after a good play.

Baseball is dead. No one will understand this.

>>21485190
Whenever cal ripken was big in Baltimore.

If that's over 3 bucks you might as well just bring it in yourself. I use to wear camelbaks filled with liquor/mix into parks.

>>21485179 (OP)
"No hot dog ever tastes as good as the ones at the ballpark” —-Vincent Price

It’s just that great feeling you get, sitting back in your seat, watching your team play the grand old game while eating the great American snack. It just feels right. Stop and smell the roses. Watch the game. Enjoy the hot dog.

>>21485347
Why do people do this?
The mustard is supposed to be smeared on the bread. You are fucking up the flavor ratio

>>21485179 (OP)
you feel less ashamed eating a hot dog at a baseball game so you actually enjoy it

>>21485350
It’s how the hot dog guy always prepare it and if you tell him it’s wrong he will say “I’ve been making hot dogs for a living since I was a boy who the hell are you”
https://www.tiktok.com/@chris_redhots/video/7030571399609601286

HOW MANY U NEED BIG GUY??

>>21485373
>file name

>>21485179 (OP)
>OP at the end of the game

>>21485373
you're wemb is whack

>>21485377
*terminator voice*
ALL

Yea I like it loaded and staked.

>>21485389
nigga I'm trying to eat dinner

A challenger appears

>>21485392
Why is the arena so empty?

>>21485409
either a total shit team or a weekday afternoon game before the summer break for school.

>>21485396
>nigga I'm trying to eat dinner
yeah, so what? you got a point?

Pizza is replacing the hot dog at ballgames. It’s easier to throw a slice of pizza
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MH4LCFmThHE

They started selling doger dogs at Arco and they are amazing

>>21485179 (OP)
The flavor just more interesting than the "sport" you're there to watch.

baseball is gay as shit and sportsball is gay as shit banal boringshit for normalfaggots
the only live entertainment worth a damn in history are real bloodsports. bring back jousting and fights with real weapons in the colloseum

>>21485473
>doger dogs

>>21485495
Only thing like that these days is MMA/boxing and HEMA.

>>21485506
Those are gay as shit and everyone knows they are staged and have no stakes.
Mankind became soft and litigious, nobody can do anything fun or exciting anymore. I want to see the maximum security prisons emptied into gladiator pits for the rest of their lives.

I find hot dogs taste best after a grueling Costco shopping trip.

>>21485347
he didn't say that
>>21485523
hurr durr

>>21485179 (OP)
because of all the vaporised semen in the air

>>21485179 (OP)
>the ball park
Americans speak such a childish, infantile language.
No nuance in their vocabulary at all. No wonder Spanish is taking over.

>>21486521
What?

>>21486507
>he didn't say that
It's a quote from his cookbook "A Treasury Of Great Recipes."

"No hot dog ever tastes as good as the ones at the ballpark. It is a question of being just the right thing at the right time and place. So we have included Chavez Ravine, the Los Angeles Dodgers' magnificent new ballpark, among our favorite eating places in the world."

https://laist.com/podcasts/off-ramp/vincent-prices-very-off-rampy-cookbook-a-treasury-of-great-recipes-is-back

>>21485179 (OP)
Fresh air makes everything taste better. Also its prolly kind of a psychological thing of just being there. Kinda like I never like popcorn unless Im at a movie theater.

>>21485409
It's a baseball game

>>21485179 (OP)
You should explain to people what hot dog is first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69d725is0Nw

>>21487036
No, we fucking shouldnt. Fuck off you foreign piece of shit.

>>21486848
Yeah but this was published in 1965, when the dogs were

1. made of real meat and not molded agitated soy horse buttholes and rat
2. it cost like $1.
3. it was NEW, the Dodgers Dog was first introduced in 1962
4. Vincent Price just really liked fucking hotdogs

>Here, in all its glory, is the great American hot dog. Originally a sausage invented in Frankfurt, the hot dog is now as American as blueberry pie, and under the proper circumstances it can be one of the gourmet treats of the national larder…there is nothing more soul-satisfying than the first succulent bite into the juicy frankfurter. Whether you slather your hot dog with mustard, relish, and onions, or eat it purist style with just a delicate dab of mustard, it is, in that brief time, the perfect food.

Here he is in 1965 handing out dogs at Dodgers Stadium

>>21486875
>I never like popcorn unless Im at a movie theater.
This is why the movie theater popcorn is extra salty

>>21487058
>made of real meat and not molded agitated soy horse buttholes and rat
there ARE hot dogs other than Bar-S poorfag

>>21485179 (OP)
because baseball is the best sport
>summer sport so it has a more laid back vibe to it
>go to the concession stand and grab a hotdog and snacks
>casually sit in the seat while watching the game play eating your food. maybe a few times a game there is a big play and people get excited
vs every other sport
>probably cold outside so you have to go to an indoor venue
>full of obese people screaming at the top of their lungs after every play. most people don't even sit down
>concessions have long lines and have shit food

>>21487300
Not only the best sport but the most /ck/ sport. Most stadiums have interesting food and drink options that at least somewhat justify the huge price tag. For instance, when I watched the San Francisco Giants mog the highly inferior San Diego padres, I bought a Ghirardelli ice cream Sunday. It was fire.

I need a chili dog with mustard and onions when I watch baseball

>>21485179 (OP)
>Why do hot dogs taste better at the ball park?
Because at ball parks the hotdogs are beef. All the team owners are jewish so no pork hot dogs. My fav supermarkey dogs have always been hebrew nationals

You’re drunk and trying to tell yourself the $20 dog is worth it.

>>21487463
No your drubj

>>21485425
Go Sox kid

>>21485179 (OP)
That looks kinda nice, very orderly.

>>21485416
The dog certainly did lmao.

Is this the most based gum?

>>21487111
you really gonna diss my boi Bar-S like that?

>>21486848
>>21487058
Here he is in Coney Island talking about hot dogs
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/M-H8CfxopQ0

>>21488775
wasn't this dude gay? he probably shoved those hot dogs up his ass later cause he's gay

>>21488974
Spoopy

>>21489161
I know right? bro has got it made. all he has to do to have a good time is shove a glizzy up his shitter. I try to go anywhere by myself these days and I got to check in with the fucking wife every twenty minutes

>>21485350
but it has better mouthfeel

>>21485179 (OP)
Hot dogs sold to other businesses are of higher quality than hot dogs sold to ordinary consumers.

Because it's a feel eurotrash can never understand

When my team is at bat, if they get a single I eat a plain hot dog. When they get a double I eat a one with relish. A triple: relish and ketchup. A home run: relish, ketchup, and mustard. A home run: a chili dog. I do this throughout the game, it makes it more fun!

>>21485179 (OP)
Its your mind coping on the fact that you had to take out a loan just to enjoy a meal at a sports stadium.

I've never watched baseball, mainly because me don't know how sport works. Never was into sports, only one I somewhat know is soccer and golf. But how much is food at a sports game? I'm assuming ridiculous prices?

>>21485385
>fat guy is america
>vomit is all the resources they bully other countries for while larping as the greatest nation on earth

>>21487074
How much are you supposed to put in your popcorn? I tried it and it was WAY too salty for me.

>>21485517
Theres literally nothing wrong with respecting life, man. You've been consumed by evil and you're an extremely selfish human being.

>>21487315
Objectively wrong, go check out scrandle

>>21491278
>I tried it and it was WAY too salty
>How much are you supposed to put in your popcorn?
Less

>>21485186
40+40+20=120 you fucking retard

>>21491288
Yeah I’m not going to be doing that

>>21491344
This is a really mediocre shitpost

>>21485385
mein gott, I'm always fascinated by how disgusting this webm is
Imagine having to make a long walk out of the stadium with your clothes and undies all saturated in puke, leaving a trail of bile and hot dog bits in your wake, as all children within smelling radius recoil in disgust
I can't think of anything more humiliating

>>21485179 (OP)
It’s warm, you’ve had a couple of brewskis, the pace of the game isn’t as fast as most sports so the vibes are chill. It all adds up to the perfect hotdog eating environment.

>>21485179 (OP)
because your father left you

>>21485365
Why don't you put mustard on your dick the right way and then slap him in the face with it so he understands?

the water at jays games is 8 dollars i dont even bother looking at the menu for everything else

>>21485179 (OP)
sausages taste better at a sportsball event

>>21491433
At least he knew when to get out while the gettin' was good unlike your feminine piece of shit excuse for a father. Look at you posting cartoons on a Friday night. What an 'ole 'chip off the block.' You fucking homo.

>>21487111
Bar-S can get you through some trying times but its one step above a foster farms chicken hotdog. its low quality and cheap but that doesn't make it good.

>>21485377
im doing a 9, 9, in nine. so thatll be nine hot dogs and nine beers please

>>21492130
>300 dollars please

For me it’s chili dogs, with no baseball and Pepsi with crushed ice to drink

>>21492101
I gave your mum a sausage induced heart attack

>>21492145
Thanks for the admission. The authorities will be arriving to your home shortly. Mother will be avenged.

>>21485179 (OP)
Let's sing the baseball song, lads! 1! 2! 3!
Take me out to the ballgame,
Take me out with the crowd,
HEY! SING THE FUCKING SONG, YANKS!
SING IT!!!

>>21491405
>I can't think of anything more humiliating
being a europoor

>>21492244
*being white

>>21492101
mootiekins....

Are these actually eaten at ball parks?

>>21493032
>Chicken and pork
Unclean

>>21485179 (OP)
You paid a hilarious amount of money for it and feel like you have to love it

>>21485350
hot dog autist begone

>>21493030
You are now aware that 4chin was sold just under ten years ago

I think they taste good all the time

>>21492242
>Take me out to the. 4chan take me out to the boards!
>Buy me some fleshlights and pillow dolls
>I don’t care if I ever kiss girls
>and it’s shit shit shit post the boards
>if I’m not banned it’s a shame
>for it’s one two three days a ban at the old 4chan.

>>21486848
That kitchen is stunning and the ability to sit close to the cook is such a nice touch, thanks for posting this

Who the fuck watches baseball, you guys are faggots lmao

>>21492101
Is mark Zuckerberg still trying to appear normal?

>>21494026
Yes, he and his wife had a beautiful kitchen. They loved to cook and treat guests

>>21494065
>>21494070
Magnificent, modestly sized but looks like a palace while still being utterly comfy. Classic, modern, and eccentric enough to fit in LA.
Just perfect

i tried this once, this shit is fucking disgusting