Thread 21485269

>No, I don't eat the pizza crust. It's nothing but a handle.
>Do you eat the stick after you finish a popsicle?

>>21485269 (OP)
yes, that's perfectly good fiber.

>still making pizzas with bread/a crust

Get better. Go crustless pizzas.

>>21485269 (OP)
The popsicle stick isn't edible. Pizza crust is edible. Plus it's really tasty if you dip it in marinara

>>21485283
>The popsicle stick isn't edible
Yes it is

>>21485282
>>21485289
why are you pedo-posting about your hatred of bread in so many threads?

>>21485301
Let's see you eating it then

>>21485313
Come bring me a popsicle and I'll show you.

>>21485332
Yeah, I thought so

>doesn't eat the pizza crust
>probably eats hot pockets, drinks mountain dew and eats oreos all week

fucking stupid

>>21485301
It's edible as long as you're okay with splinters and feeling woozy from the chemically treated wood.
t. retard that ate the stick as a child

I actually knead my pizza dough by hand for 10 minutes straight you bet your ass i'm eating the crust

it's a bonus bread stick, good for when I wanna dip something and also if it's too far to get up and grab another slice i'll nibble on that

>>21485340
I think you probably felt woozy from internal bleeding

>>21485378
probably true yea

>>21485269 (OP)
I eat the pizza crust FIRST

>>21485283
That much og addict you cant even eat without covering it in drugs...

Not about pizza but I find it interesting the cornish pasty has the crust because cornish miners had their hands covered in toxic lead and coal dust and developed the crust so they could eat food with their hands without eating the part they touched with their hands

if you're just fat and like pizza without the bread it isn't really comparable is it

>>21485269 (OP)
absolute amateur hour. ranchchads solved this eons ago

>>21485283
The pizza crust isn't edible. It's commonly made from bleached wood powder and xanthan gum.

>>21485269 (OP)
So what do you dip into the sauces?

>>21485269 (OP)
Crust nigga?
Pizza, nigga?
Nigga I eat STEAKS.
Bitch!
You're a carb bitch to me!

>>21487532
Where do you get this idea? It's just a ball of dough, flattened and shaped into a disc with a raised edge. There are thousands of videos on YouTube showing just how to stretch pizza dough, and if you still don't believe that, you can go get a job at like, papa John's or any pizza place that stretches dough and you can do it yourself.
Are you stupid?

>>21485269 (OP)
>OP the faggot pussy ass bitch doesn't eat the sticks leftover from babby popsicles

I just airfry the toppings on a layer of salami

As a kid I was made to eat the crust so I always ate it first and at one point in my life I suddenly realised I enjoyed eating the crust
That's how a lot of my childhood picky eating was resolved
I remember having that experience eating beef
>>21487630
What are you talking about?

>>21485269 (OP)
The crust is the most important part of the pizza to get right. If you don't like the crust then you should never go to that pizza place again.
To be fair, premade pizza dough is garbage and ubiquitous among cheap shit restaurants so I wouldn't blame you if you've only ordered pizza from chains

>>21485283
>Pizza crust is edible.
Not if it's from a chain or it's been in the microwave.

>>21485269 (OP)
sometimes yeah, i like the taste. i dont swallow any of it though.

>>21485269 (OP)
Let me guess you don't eat chopsticks as well. LMAO.

>DUDE TH E CRUST IS ACTUALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT PART
>DURR DURR DURR

>>21487713
crust is for dipping into garlic and herb or honey mustard sauce

>>21487648
Why are you earnestly replying to a retard? you've willingly lowered yourself to his level and all he's going to do is spit on you.

>>21485283
>>21485301
>>21485313
>>21485332
>>21485333
Smoke weed everyday

>>21485283
my family's been mining crust from Kentucky breadrock for 4 generations. Blows my mind people eat it.

>>21487630
my balls

>>21485269 (OP)
I chew on the popsicle stick after. Tasty wood flavor. I have an oral fixation so its better than lighting up a cig.