Thread 21485896

How do we get adults to eat cereal on the regular?

>glazed holes
Hot.

In the past, it was fiber to help you take shits. Today it's about adding protein, bruh.

Cheerios is at it again and the macros are shit. (8g protein per 150 calories). Premier Protein makes a cereal too.

Was Cinna Mon considered racist or something? The fuck happened to him?

>>21485930
We don't talk about that anymore.

>>21485940
quakerbros... we endured

>>21486022
quaker FRIENDS*

>>21485896 (OP)
Make it taste not like goyslop

>>21485896 (OP)
Nobody should eat cereal.
Even as a comfort food.

>>21486236
I'll be sure to tell everyone I know, autist

>>21486238
No, you be a good goy and actively make them eat more.

>>21485929
only a tard would eat cereal while trying to go turbo mode on protein or fiber or wtv, if im eating krave im eating it cuz its good not cus its healthy

>>21485896 (OP)
Cereal is severely lacking in nutrients. It's ultra processed, has hydrogenated oils and tons of sugar, and you have to eat it with dairy milk which is not only bad for you (sugar) but also is bad for the environment and cruel to cows.

>>21486398
>dairy milk which is not only bad for you (sugar)
sugar isn't inherently bad for you lol

>make pot legal and cheap
>gouge junk food
>???
>profit

>>21485929
The new buzzword is "prebiotic"
Which just means fiber

>>21487741
that's to appeal to women not adults in general

>>21487741
>>21487760
With the pastel colors and adding granola to all bran (which is GOAT) it looks like Kellanova is trying to compete with Kashi.

But that's their bri'ish logo, so it looks like it's UK only. Bagged granola is everywhere here in 'murica, so you can just add your favorite into a bowl of all bran.

Or add some raisins or blueberry raisins into the mix, tiny bit of milk, pour it into a freezer ziploc bag, blend, roll, seal, and you've got your own cereal bars. All Bran is awesome.

>>21485896 (OP)
I will not eat sugary, grainy bowls of empty carbs.