Thread 21489787

DAMMIT!!!!!
I somehow blame this on /ck/

This nigga had a strainer and he STILL fucked it up

>>21489787 (OP)
Why did you drain it

>>21489787 (OP)
I don't have a photo of the disaster itself, but I was making sæƒood nerburg one day (this is a dish where your shellfish is gently pan seared and then poached in a cream and sherry sauce). I spent stupid moneyfunds on scallops, prawns, and lobster, and when I was transferring the shellfish back into the pan to finish in the sauce, I slipped and dumped like 90% of the shellfish down the crack between the stove and the counter. It was a bloody fucking nightmare.

I even baked vol au vents to serve. I got like 2 servings out of it and basically wasted like $80

Pic related, the only photo I took because I was angry. Tasted nice but would do a couple things differently nek time

>>21489787 (OP)
>He strains instant ramen
Never understood why people do this and I've seen several.

>>21489804
>>21489816
not O'Peeh but I tend to strain my 'men.

Mostly because the nuder are cheap and deep fried (that's right, fried, not just dried) and all the starch and oil that sweats out of them when you cook them provides only bad flavour and no benefit, so I drump the nuder water and make my soup with fresh hot water from the kettle. you should try it, much more enjoyable and tastes a lot better. now if I was starving or something I would not waste the gutteroil broth but generally I just want a nice clear soup

Spillin ya noodles, mate? Hehe, ya messy little cunt.

>>21489804

I tend to drain out 95 percent of the water.
Then I add butter, a bit of teriyaki sauce, sweet chili sauce, and whatever I feel like.

I was working overtime and was super tired.

Now I can't sleep.

>>21489829
he is isn't he? a messy cunt >:]

>>21489787 (OP)
Pull that shit out of the sink, wash off the soap and fucking EAT IT. Devour your shame.

>>21489787 (OP)
I feel you
>straining pasta using pot lid
>pot lid slips, pour everything into the sink

>>21489805
>dumped like 90% of the shellfish down the crack between the stove and the counter. It was a bloody fucking nightmare.
That’s the worst, didn’t just lose the food but have to spend a bunch of time cleaning. Looks like it was yummy too

>>21489889
Yeah I had a crisis where the sauce was going to overcook and I wanted to get the remaining shellfish in there but also the mountain of half-cooked seafood was soaking into the floorboards under the stove and out of reach. Ruined the whole fuckin' meal and piste me off all weekend

>>21489823
>>21489838
That sounds good I'll actually try this

>>21490097
pinch of greens and some sriracha and you'll feel alive in a way that you never thought instant nuder could offer

>>21489823
vely sugoi and honorabru.

I'm just happy too see more people on /ck/ actually cooking instead of fast food threads.

>>21490453
Ha ha, I see where her genitals are, but they're covered up!

>>21490481
genital, anon. most people only have one.

>>21489805
>I slipped and dumped like 90% of the shellfish down the crack between the stove and the counter. It was a bloody fucking nightmare.
I fucking HATE stuff like that. Bad enough that the food is wasted, but all the tedious cleaning. My genuine sympathies.

>>21489787 (OP)
I did that once and I still don't even know what happened. I blame autism.

>>21489787 (OP)
I would just rinse and eat it.

>>21490995
Thanks friend. It was incredibly annoying to have to urgently clean and sop and disinfect all while my $$$ time-sensitive meal was overcooking.

I haven't even attempted newburg since. Maybe next time lobster's a good deal I'll try it again and not drop it this time

>>21491010
I scooped it up with a paper towel and tossed it. Used a cooking scissors to cut off the strands.
Sinks collect a shit tonnof bacteria even with all that soup and water.

>>21491100
well advised. sinks, even clean ones, are more disgusting than dog lips. if it touches the sink it's fucking gone 100%

>>21489787 (OP)
not my problem

>>21491100
>>21491108
>whypeepo dont bleach they sink

>>21491156
bleach is toxic, if and when I bleach my sink I still definitely wouldn't eat out of it.

>>21489838
This is good but add some peanut butter too

>>21490481
Imagine the smell

>>21491244
I'm simulating it as we speak..

>>21491372
Conclusion?

>>21491378
Ripe, but still enticing.

>>21489787 (OP)
Is there any reason why I shouldn't be able to do my ramen right in the electric kettle without dirtying a cup?

>>21491108
>if it touches the sink it's fucking gone 100%
just rinse it with running water and it's good to go

>>21491410
I'll need a detailed analysis on my desk by tomorrow morning

>>21490453
That cat has a raccoon tail.

>>21489787 (OP)
you know... you can still eat the noodles that fell in the sink right? just wash it with water+lemon+vinegar and its safe to re-heat and put the sauce/broth/watevs and eat. I do it when it happens and i'm health as a bull.

>>21490453
I hate where that dishwasher is

>>21491108
Generally speaking are dog lips where you draw the line for “still edible if I rinse it”?

>>21492365
Yeah, why is she against the cabinet like that, shouldn't she be tidying up the mess she made?

>>21492610
mhm

>>21492825
lmao

>>21489805
I think you may have posted this story here before. My condolences.

>>21491015
>>21489787 (OP)
"Made" Baked Alaska once when I was new. By made, I mean I heated a pile of shit in the oven that leaked liquid ice cream everywhere (on a tray at least, thank fuck). It's one of my biggest shames because I think I spent like $30 on Ice Cream and trashed it, it was my mother's money too.

10 years later, and it's one of my biggest fuckups still, I won't stop thinking about it until I redeem myself and make it again (haven't tried it since, had it at a restaurant with a friend and realized I need to make it). I've since googled like dozens of different ways of doing it better, but I bought pic related last week. If I fuck it up, all I fuck up is cheap boxed cake batter.

Going to do Baked Alaska for either Mother's Day or her Birthday, but a test one first that I will also give to her, I'll do the "real" one with homemade ice cream, probably Neopolitan (all 3 types).

just put them back inside the isnk looks clean enough