Thread 21491699

What part of the military has the best chow?

>>21491699 (OP)
Submarine crews because it's the only way to keep them from killing each other while remaining 101% combat ready for weeks on end.

>>21491707
I thought all the gay sex kept the Navy in line.

>>21491699 (OP)
>chow

Are you an animal?

I never served but I understand chair force has the best meals.

>>21491737
He may or may not be but anyone who joins the military is so it's apt. Sub human food for sub humans.

>>21491727
Submarines are different. You can't cum at those kind of depths because slight variations in body pressure can throw off the delicate internal pressure of the ship. Why do you think they're ironically called seamen? It's a joke because they're all allowed to cum as much as they want, besides soliders in submarines.

navy - no field chow, most static deployments, fuck all to do on ships but sweep and eat

>>21492012
>navy - no field chow, most static deployments, fuck all to do on ships but sweep and eat
I feel bad for undesignated semen.

Captain Crunch Navy

on base it's pretty similar, but deployed it's the navy, they've got freezers

Navy. Full kitchen and electricity.

>>21491774
No, it's because they're MEN of the SEA. It's not a joke and it's not intentional. It's a coincidence and both words were not even prominently known when these titles were established. And your body pressure variations stuff is also nonsense. You didn't post a single truth.

Very immature of you to spread such gross lies.

18th Century British light infantry
>boiled saltpork and hardtack twice a day
>flour porridge when available
>rum with your comrades at night
>stylish fur knapsacks and sharp uniforms
>pair up after dinner to keep warm
>comb and braid each other's hair before morning inspection
I want to go back bros

>>21492070
A seminal post, my good ejaculator.

>>21492096
Would you say you're... frustrated?

The air force pays me over $400 / month to buy groceries and cook whatever I choose to spend the money on. When I lived in Colorado they gave me over $800 / month because there was no dining facility on base. Dining facility food varies from military base to base, but air force installations are always the best in my experience. The first time I ever had fried catfish was at a base in west texas, really wasn't that bad. The same place also had an omelet station which was nice.

>>21492112
Im glad you enjoyed your food stamps

>>21492109
I think that would be a fair assessment yes. Also Townsends fucking sucks. His emasculated take on 18th century culture is so utterly offensive to the determination and masculinity of these men

>>21492118
>dudley do-right set to the 18th century
I agree with your assessment

>>21492112
This kind of shit is why nobody respects you retards

>>21491699 (OP)
These people are all brown. Why did you post this?

>>21492070
Hey dude, what is that picture from? I am very intrigued by that.

>>21492198
that's a lot of options to season they food

When I was in the Air Force, we automatically received hardship pay for the day if we had to eat so much as a single MRE. Back in 2022, we would receive $200 a day because of this, due to rampant inflation. I used to have a wheelbarrow full of cash that I would take to the BX and try to buy a dozen eggs. Sometimes even THAT wasn't enough.
Thanks, Biden.

>>21491699 (OP)
Air Force, no question

t. former army

>>21491774
That doesn't sound right but, I don't know enough about submarine travel to dispute it

>>21492477
The fort benning (or whatever gay name it's called now) officer chow hall at the top of the hill next to the drop towers was pretty decent. They had glass salt and pepper shakers. Would eat there again

Also, camp mackall dining facility.

>>21492489
Eating at Goodfellow AFB DFAC at midnight was fucking baller
That's when I knew Army DFACs were gay as hell

>>21491740
I was in the Army and got around to a lot of Army and AF specific bases, and joint bases. Basically everything but Navy and Marine specific bases. The food's really all about the same and seemed to be base dependent more than branch. It's all probably around the same quality as something like a Golden Corral, except way more sanitary as low as that bar is. Ironically, the food is usually the worst when they are "trying" their best. Like holidays or morale or rewards or whatever. A typical day is a decent set of options. But it's when they try and do a prime rib dinner, in which everything is low quality to save money.

What about the Coast Guard? They tend to get ignored in these threads, but I lowkey suspect they're even cushier than the Air Force.

(I hesitate to even being up the "Space Force" because presumably they survive on Huel, Beast Bars, and HRT.)

What about the Coast Guard? They tend to get ignored in these threads, but I lowkey suspect they're even cushier than the Air Force.

(I hesitate to even bring up the "Space Force" because presumably they survive on Huel, Beast Bars, and HRT.)

>>21491699 (OP)
Air force bases no question. Their chowhalls are open almost 24/7 too and you can buy booze at the "airport" if you're overseas too. Navy cooks are the reason corporal punishment exists. Marine corps bases just serve Cisco slop.
>t. Marine been on ship, and around.

>>21492575
I got hooked on that Coast Guard Alaska show for awhile, genuinely moving and insightful show, and they never really showed the food situation at Kodiak Base

>>21491707
I'd say air force is tied but I worked with a guy who used to be a cook on a nuclear sub and he said they don't get the shitty pre-made stuff because to save weight they use dry or froze products so they get raw potatoes, rice, frozen meat and vegetables and everything is made like in a real kitchen. Unlike other kitchens where they just get a bag of whatever slop, put it in a pan and heat it up.

Plus those guys have nothing else to do so they don't have to rush the food and serve us blue rare chicken like the fucking army did.

>>21492172
>These people are all brown. Why did you post this?
Because it's a thread about American military chow.

>>21492472
This anon is correct
>t. my brother served in army, he's now in air force

>>21491699 (OP)
You mean "Which Branch of the military"

>>21492115
Nothing wrong with assistance. You're just jealous. You're not in the 1% arguing that no one should have them. And if you're in the 99% and still arguing no one should have them I will find you and punish you.

>>21492198
Heavy Metal I think.

>>21492575
>I lowkey suspect

Does that mean you do not suspect?

>>21492172
You do not have an issue with brown people. So don't bring it up.

>>21492675
>You do not have an issue with brown people
What if he does? And frankly who doesn't?

>>21492670
Now why would you assume that was sarcasm

kek did this guy photoshop his balding fucking head
why are bald men like this?

>>21491699 (OP)
>>21492172
>SEAL Team Shit
>When a street absolutely positively has to be defecated overnight

>>21492768
I don't think so. Just looks like messy hair.

>>21491699 (OP)
officers

>>21492118
>His emasculated take on 18th century culture is so utterly offensive to the determination and masculinity of these men
You sound like such a fucking faggot stuck in your pathetic LARP about 18th century retards' "masculinity". 60% chance you're trooning out in the next ten years, your kind always does.