Give me some tasty recipes that also happen to be simple and retard proof.

making food is really not that hard

>>21493440 (OP)
cold hot dogs on white bread.

Pork and peppers stir fry
Chicken and pepper stir fry
Can interchange between rice and noodles
Grilled chicken and asparagus
Pasta bolognese with cheddar

>>21493467
Could you give me some instructions?

>>21493450
I know. I just want to vary my pallet without having to make something that would take a couple hours.

>>21493511
NIGGER FRY SOME OIL IN A PAN THE FUCKING ONIONS AND GARLIC TIL TRANSLUCENT THEN THROW THE MINCE IN
IN SEPARATE BOT BOIL SOME FUCKING PASTA THEN THROW SAUCE INTO THE MEAT
WHEN PASTA IS SOFT FUCKING DRAIN AND DUMP IT IN SAVE MAYBE A CUP OF WATER FROM THE PASTA
THEN THROW SOME SHREDDED CHEESE IN THE PAN AND TURN OFF WHEN MELTED
NOT FUCKING HARD IS IT

>>21493514
I already do this. Its a boring dish and I want more.

Components:
>Whole cow's milk
>Cereal
>Bowl
Instructions:
>Pour cereal into bowl
>Add milk until cereal starts to float or milk covers cereal completely, whichever comes first
>Pour the entire thing up your ass

>>21493517
You’re fucking useless mate

CUT CHICKEN OR PORK TENDERLOIN IN THIN STRIPS ALSO CUT ONIONS AND PEPPERS INTO THIN STRIPS
COAT MEAT WITH CORNFLOUR SOI SAUCE SALT PEPPER AND GARLIC POWDER
HEAT UP OIL THEN FRY MEAT AND STIR OCASSIONALY
TAKE OUT WHEN BROWNED THEN FRY UP VEGGIES TIL SOFTENED THEN ADD THE MEAT BACK
ADD MORE SOI SAUCE AND A BIT OF WATER AND STIR TIL THICK
WASH AND BOIL RICE IN SEPARATE BOWL
NOT FUCKING HAAAAAARRRDDD

>>21493511
>without having to make something that would take a couple hours.
just do what this guy tells you and cut your shit before you start cooking and if you're making chicken breast get it out of the pan and add again when the veggies are done
https://youtu.be/NZkmUMry8F4

>>21493511
Go outside and eat grass

>>21493450
>>21493440 (OP)
It really isn't all that complicated. It's just simple chemistry.

>>21493440 (OP)

>>21493746
it's pretty complex chemistry

>>21493781
Depends where you got the education sadly.

>>21493792
so you learned to deal drugs or make bombs at school wherever the fuck youre from?

>>21493801
Anon, I'm just an engineer who loves to cook.

>>21493440 (OP)
Jacques Pepin, Cooking at Home

>>21493440 (OP)
Can we put this webm to sleep?

>>21493965
Chill out Mr Miyagi

>>21493440 (OP)
Dice up some sweet peppers, onion and harissa paste. Stir fry. Throw in some feta cheese cubes towards the end so it partially melts into it but not completely. Enjoy. You can also add some meat to this dish if you like.

>>21493440 (OP)
Dice up some sweet peppers, onion and stir fry in harissa paste and olive oil. Throw in some feta cheese cubes towards the end so it partially melts into it but not completely. Enjoy. You can also add some meat to this dish if you like.