Thread 21493917

Why does jarred vodka sauce taste like vomit? I've tried multiple brands and they always taste like pure bile

>>21493917 (OP)
>totally made up opinion complete with highly exaggerated hyperbole
Can you describe the flavor, OP?

>>21493921
It's not a hyperbole at all, I mean they taste like actual vomit, is there some weird chemical or preservative they have to use in jarred versions that give it that taste?

>>21493925
why do you go online just to lie about trivial things?

>>21493937
Go out and buy one right now and report back it tastes like fucking vomit

>>21493940
it doesn't

>>21493917 (OP)
Rao's has entered the lobby

>>21493917 (OP)
vodka sauce is literally just your typical red sauce with onions, vodka and heavy cream
it called fuck all to make, and you can make a lot more than jars have and freeze it and store it for multiple uses

make ur own sauce

Holy fuck guys op is right. Im eating my vomit right now and it tasts just like pasta sauce. I'm never buying pasta sauce again!

This was a serious question and you guys are being very rude
>>21493980
yeah I know what vodka sauce is but the jarred versions taste like vomit, is it something to do with the cream in the jarred versions maybe?

>>21493917 (OP)
American here.
Vomit tastes pretty good actually.

>>21493991
could likely be whatever preservatives and yeah its dairy in a jar and its shipped in hot trucks, good chance ur buying shit that was stored improperly in the grocer or anything
always a risk with dairy stuff

euro here, personally I prefer the flavor profiles of shit, that's why we import so many indians

>>21494015
America imports more Indians per year than any other country apart from Canada and the UK, thoughever

>>21493917 (OP)
Jarred vodka sauce is for kids that think they'll get drunk by eating it

>>21494028
uk is a euro and canada is ruled by the uk

>>21494045
Yeah but neither of them would refer to themselves as a euro like in the previous post. Next time say "Brit here" or Canadian here"

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>>21493917 (OP)
Alfredo sauce tastes that way too. I assume it's just all the processing, plus light makes milk spoil the same way it does with beer. Milk in cardboard cartons or opaque plastic usually tastes better too.

>>21494009
>Vomit tastes pretty good actually.
Europeans think that vomit tastes like American chocolate, they can't get enough of it.

>>21494128
>one of the main ingredients in product besides tomato is literal dairy
>travels and traverses great lengths to get to the store shelf
>lets make our jars crystal clear so light and heat can rot the product quicker

Always wondered why vomit tastes like chocolate, now I know it's the butyric acid.
Do Euros really dislike chocolate that much or is this just another excuse to shit on Americans? Shouldn't we be HAPPY that vomit tastes so good?