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Anonymous No.21495309 >>21495318 >>21495334 >>21495342 >>21495845 >>21495919 >>21495952 >>21496153 >>21496238 >>21496403 >>21496432 >>21497028 >>21497220 >>21498923 >>21498972 >>21500618 >>21501414 >>21501419 >>21501479 >>21502033 >>21502706 >>21502854 >>21502867 >>21503393 >>21503858 >>21503882 >>21505155 >>21507493 >>21509875
UK hinting at banning the sale of slushies to kids, 7 Eleven UK is about to go broke.
Anonymous No.21495318 >>21495939 >>21496238 >>21500787 >>21502207 >>21502609
>>21495309 (OP)
UK under labour: no fun allowed
Anonymous No.21495322 >>21496238 >>21502609 >>21502609 >>21506811
>Slushie bad
>Rapeugees good
Kek
Anonymous No.21495324 >>21495906 >>21496238 >>21496731 >>21498923
You got a liocencee for that slushie, m8?
Anonymous No.21495334 >>21495912
>>21495309 (OP)
>UK hinting at banning the sale of slushies to kids,
OP inventing stories as usual.
Anonymous No.21495342 >>21495496 >>21495770 >>21495830 >>21498320 >>21502564
>>21495309 (OP)
Why is this even a bad thing? We donโ€™t even drink slushes much in the UK and they certainly shouldnโ€™t be drank by kids that young anyways
Anonymous No.21495496 >>21495505 >>21495967
>>21495342
So true. Health & safety comes first. And not just for our most vulnerable youth. I'm proposing the UK bans bacon, soda, red meat and crisps. Together, we can forge a Healthier Britain.
Anonymous No.21495505 >>21495842 >>21496728
>>21495496
I agree with the soda and bacon ban
Anonymous No.21495770
>>21495342
The totalitarian urge is one of evil. they'll not stop there.
Anonymous No.21495830 >>21497073 >>21503399
>>21495342
You "shouldn't" should not equate to "you aren't allowed"
People should be free to make poor decisions
Anonymous No.21495842 >>21496092 >>21510790
>>21495505
How do you feel about sausages? In fact any pig product...?
Anonymous No.21495845 >>21495906
>>21495309 (OP)
>Oi, Nigel! You got a loicense for that slusher?
Anonymous No.21495906 >>21496134
>>21495845
The same 12 year old kid joke has already been done here>>21495324
try something original.
Anonymous No.21495912 >>21496113
>>21495334
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjd24ny7z35o
Anonymous No.21495919 >>21495923
>>21495309 (OP)
>be britbong
>get knifed by "asian"
>can't watch TV because no license
>can't browse 4chin
>can't get slushies
>can't criticize the gov or immigrants
>no property rights unless you're refugee
At this point, is Bongistan worse than China?
Anonymous No.21495923
>>21495919
V for Vendetta and Two Weeks later right around the corner
Anonymous No.21495934
Did you know Winnipeg is the Slurpee capital of the world?
Anonymous No.21495939 >>21495953 >>21496149 >>21496294
>>21495318
Can't wait for Reform to take power and dismantle the health care system.
Anonymous No.21495952 >>21498746
>>21495309 (OP)
It's significantly less bad than soda since a lot of volume is taken up by air and ice. You also have to go somewhere and get one or make it yourself rather than just have it freely available in a can or a bottle so you're less likely to gulp it down as a water replacement.
Anonymous No.21495953 >>21495965
>>21495939
because the NHS is doing so well..
Anonymous No.21495956
I cannot survive the summer without $1 sugar free slurpees from maccas and 7 eleven.
Anonymous No.21495965 >>21496129 >>21496741 >>21502052 >>21502218 >>21507533
>>21495953
Take a good look at the American health care system and ask if that sounds better because that's what conservatives want to replace it with,
Anonymous No.21495967
>>21495496
based
Anonymous No.21496066 >>21496083
It's specifically because some kids have seizures or some bs from the chemicals in it
Anonymous No.21496083
>>21496066
don't forget the dreaded brain freeze
Anonymous No.21496088 >>21496095 >>21496735
now you're going to have kids hiding in their basements taking koolaid packets, ice cubes anda blender and drinking their forbidden suger-laden treat.

crazy how these fucks are banning the product alltogether rather than raising awareness of the lack of parental influence in their childrens lives so that such shitty foods that should be enjoyed seldomly aren't consumed on a daily basis so that everyone gets to enjoy them still.

what kind of backwards fucking world are we living in?
Anonymous No.21496092
>>21495842
fish and chips is pretty unhealthy too. we should talk to the prime minister or whatever the fuck and seek to ban it as well.
Anonymous No.21496095 >>21496101
>>21496088
Nobody is banning anything.
Brit media has stories like this running every day and have done for years, covering every food going.

It's just clickbait and you fools fall for it every single time.
Anonymous No.21496101 >>21496107 >>21496110
>>21496095
bro, look at the world around you. america is trying to ban a lot of shit, too. you can't force people to be healthy. you can't force anyone to be anything they don't want to. I mean, you can. But you're going to have to directly monitor them all the time, cause the second you stop, they're just going to go back to their old ways. They have to be self motivated to really push through the hurdles that come along with it.

This is the one thing these dumb fucks in power can't seem to grasp. It's such common fucking sense, too.
Anonymous No.21496107
>>21496101
And this goes well beyond health and literally fits with anything in life that one could possibly pursue. If someone has to force you and light a fire under your ass, then it's rarely if ever going to be successful. But given the thread, and the topic of discussion and all that, it's primarily directed towards health.
Anonymous No.21496110 >>21496641
>>21496101
I don't think you understand, the only person that mentioned bans is OP - as usual talking shit just for bait.

Like I said, we hear this stuff all the time about everything, from meat to eggs.

Grow up.
Anonymous No.21496113
>>21495912
when I was 7 I was downing the largest sized slushie from speedway at least twice a week and I never died or went to the emergency room. wtf even is this information? did they start adding glycerol recently or is this just nonsense?
Anonymous No.21496129
>>21495965
>nothing between these two extremes is possible!
Anonymous No.21496134 >>21496143 >>21497192
>>21495906
we will when it stops being warranted m8, careful, I'll report this post for offending me.
See you in jail.
Anonymous No.21496143 >>21502555 >>21503461 >>21503741
>>21496134
Go and collect some rainwater . . . .oh wait Americans can't you need a licence for that.
Anonymous No.21496149
>>21495939
What healthcare system?
Anonymous No.21496153 >>21496225
>>21495309 (OP)
They are unsafe. They contain large amounts of glycerol, which is the same crap in ice packs. It's disgusting. Never drink a slushie. Make your own.
Anonymous No.21496225
>>21496153
glycerin is in a huge amount of products and it's not really a problem. the only stories about 'glycerol intoxication' came out of the UK in the last 5 years.
Anonymous No.21496238 >>21496265 >>21497121 >>21498311 >>21498756
>>21495309 (OP)
>>21495318
>>21495322
>>21495324
>unironically having slushies when you're a damn 7 year old
that's something that only white trash americans do, they get their kids addicted to sugar and fast food at a young age. because for some reason most parents get a bizarre fetish for corrupting, traumatizing, and hurting their kids.
Anonymous No.21496244
slushies are for fags
Anonymous No.21496254 >>21496285
why is there glycerol in slushies? i have pic related and it can make slushies out of any regular drink.
Anonymous No.21496261
The UK keep continuing to embarrass themselves on this most trivial shit
Anonymous No.21496265
>>21496238
I can't remember how old I was when I had my first unwatered down soft drink.
Maybe seven, when I bought one from the school canteen?
Anonymous No.21496285 >>21496742
>>21496254
it's a sugar free sweetener and it prevents large ice crystals.
Anonymous No.21496294
>>21495939
why would they
Anonymous No.21496403 >>21496419
>>21495309 (OP)
>7 Eleven UK is about to go broke.
I didn't know they operated here at all.
Anonymous No.21496419
>>21496403
they don't. they abandoned the UK in 1997
Anonymous No.21496432
>>21495309 (OP)
Wake me up when they ban Cola.
Anonymous No.21496440
>Kid downs 5 ice slushis
>Gets brain freeze
>Falls over, hits head.
>Dies.
>Rozzers say "Oi oi oi what's this then? You got a loisence for that slushi m8" and ban them.
Anonymous No.21496641
>>21496110
You don't get it and that's okay.
Anonymous No.21496721
Britoids
>No porn, slushi, butter knives, thought crimes, or mean language without a loicense.
>Rapefugees welcome!!!! :)
Anonymous No.21496728
>>21495505
Why bacon or red meat? Really only soda should be taxed or have warning labels at the most, but nothing should be outright banned.
Education is the key to health. Good parenting. Not laws against getting things or making things YOU don't like. Fucking vegan cunt.
Anonymous No.21496731
>>21495324
Lee-oh-sen-see

What word sounds like that anywhere?
Anonymous No.21496735 >>21497932
>>21496088
Use your fucking shift key.
Anonymous No.21496741 >>21502559
>>21495965
Conservatives never want anything that will help out the middle and lower classes. They want privatization which they insist will foster "good competition" to provide the best cost for the people, without any of that damned "government oversight" or those pesky regulations.
And then when no one is watching them and they get to make the rules, they can totally be trusted to keep prices low instead of making money for their shareholders, which is the only rule for such corporations. They'll break that rule for us, the little people, the 99%. Because they really CARE.
Anonymous No.21496742
>>21496285
If only slushies were sugar-free. Then I might have one now and again.
Anonymous No.21497028
>>21495309 (OP)
My parents never allowed me to have a slushie until I was 13 and I thank them for it.
Anonymous No.21497073 >>21497106 >>21502561
>>21495830
Theyโ€™re children, retard. Young children. Thereโ€™s literally no reason to give 7 year olds the option to drink sugar ice.
>NOOO MY INDIVIDUALISM, MY AUTONOMY!!!!
When you turn 13 you can buy them. Should we scrap the legal drinking age too? Idiot
Anonymous No.21497106 >>21498328
>>21497073
When I was a little kid, like 9ish, I got slushees every once in a while
I think they were like 25 or 50 cents
It's fine :)
Anonymous No.21497113 >>21497450
Why does the UK need slushies?
Anonymous No.21497121
>>21496238
You are jealous of our Freedom and our Strength
Anonymous No.21497138
The problem with slushies is they need way more sugar than regular sodas to keep the ice crystals nice and small. There's just no reason to consume that amount of sugar at any age
Anonymous No.21497192 >>21498318 >>21498773
>>21496134
You can't even cross the road without the governments permission. Pipe down Pablo.
Anonymous No.21497219
It's not good to suddenly cool down the inside of your body.
I also suffered from the worst cold of my life the day after eating a huge parfait.
Anonymous No.21497220 >>21497223
>>21495309 (OP)
I dont think ive ever seen a 7/11 here.
Anonymous No.21497223 >>21498291
>>21497220
Maybe try leaving your housing estate every once and a while
Anonymous No.21497450
>>21497113
because they're so mindbroken by overcast 14c days that they think 20c is hot as fuck and need slushees to cool down
Anonymous No.21497932
>>21496735
oH NICE
Anonymous No.21497984
>>21497948
My Father is with my always, everywhere I go.
Anonymous No.21498291
>>21497223
I'll have to ask the groundskeeper about it.
Anonymous No.21498311
>>21496238
Not one child is corrupted or traumatized by drinking a sweet drink you absolute turd.
Anonymous No.21498318
>>21497192
>europoor strikes and misses
oh man kek
Anonymous No.21498320
>>21495342
Yeah. Keep them safe from addictive and fattening sugar.

Btw here is your new flatmate Mohamed. He's from Sudan, doesn't speak English, and his IQ test came back at 60.
Anonymous No.21498328
>>21497106
you became a 4channel poster. it was not fine.
Anonymous No.21498512
Go to my favorite gas station to get a cherry slurpy. It's fucking out, next favorite flavor is out as well. Seethe but oh well and drive down to the next station down the road. Same fucking deal. My day is ruined, I can't get the intrusive thoughts out of my head now. I'm never going to forgive them.
Anonymous No.21498746
>>21495952
Wait. How the fuck did I get fat off slurpees then? WHAT THE FUCK!?
Anonymous No.21498756 >>21498765
>>21496238
You are about to ban VPNs lol
Anonymous No.21498765
>>21498756
Still true though, even if the bong forgets people on the dole that do the same thing. I don't think there's a good time to introduce sugar to kids.
Anonymous No.21498773
>>21497192
in california, there hasn't been jay walking laws for well over a decade
Anonymous No.21498923
>>21495309 (OP)
>>21495324
LOL
Anonymous No.21498959
>some of my oldest memories are Grandpa bailing me out of daycare at 4-5yo, taking me to 7-Eleven to get a slurpee and then back to his and Grandma's house to swim in their pool and play tetherball
Anonymous No.21498972 >>21503635
>>21495309 (OP)
being British sounds fucking miserable
Anonymous No.21500618
>>21495309 (OP)
>7 Eleven UK is about to go broke.
We don't have 7 Eleven in the UK
Anonymous No.21500768 >>21500801 >>21501448 >>21502069
Sometimes children must be protected from themselves and their neglectful parents.
Anonymous No.21500787
>>21495318
There is no party in the UK that is in favor of fun. The one thing they all agree on is that the correct thing to do about the problems in society is ban shit.
Anonymous No.21500801
>>21500768
Nope, fuck 'em. The price of a free society is that sometimes someone's stupid little shit dies. I'm sick and tired of having to live a worse and worse life because some dysgenic little fuck rightfully removed himself from the planet. The entire western world is trying to ban steak because babies can't chew it.
Anonymous No.21501414
>>21495309 (OP)
Atleast hitler was honest about killing nearly everyone
Anonymous No.21501419
>>21495309 (OP)
Honestly sounds bullshit.
How's it going to help censoring the anti-immigrants?
Anonymous No.21501448
>>21500768
Fuck off statist.
Anonymous No.21501479
>>21495309 (OP)
if its anything like when they banned large softdrinks in nyc then it won't do jack shit, bad for business, loopholes like just buying 2, just a pr stunt for brownie points amongst their mouthbreather voters agreeing the kids are fat to get their vote
Anonymous No.21502033
>>21495309 (OP)
Slushie machines never work anyway
Anonymous No.21502052 >>21502068 >>21502886
>>21495965
Americans have next to no wait times and get excellent quality care paid for by their employer while the average Brit pays 40% income tax to go on a 12-month wait list because the government literally caps the amount of medical students in the country to the point where every third qualified student's application is thrown out. We are getting raped in ways Americans cannot even imagine
Anonymous No.21502068
>>21502052
>We are getting raped in ways Americans cannot even imagine

Kevin Nash could imagine it
Anonymous No.21502069 >>21503587
>>21500768
is he wearing one of those jewish hats
Anonymous No.21502207 >>21502211 >>21507488
>>21495318
>Taking steps to mitigate goyslop on kids is le bad because...
You should be skinned alive and doused on a vat of salt.
Anonymous No.21502211 >>21502533
>>21502207
Don't be shocked if the UK bans meat in the next few years.
Anonymous No.21502218
>>21495965
It unironically is better for everyone other than welfare leeches. Better systems than either are possible, but US healthcare mogs UK healthcare despite the memes.
Anonymous No.21502533
>>21502211
Meds.
Anonymous No.21502555
>>21496143
>how dare you have laws preventing companies from hoarding water
Anonymous No.21502559
>>21496741
>just socialism more, it's worked so well before!
Anonymous No.21502561
>>21497073
>ban the ice cream, ban the popsicles, ban the cookies, ban the bikkies, ban the soda, ban the fruits, ban the chocolate, ban the sweets, ban the fun
it's like Bongs want their kids to grow up in a Dickensian novel, truly mentally ill. just cut to the chase and hook them up to soylent gruel machines already.
Anonymous No.21502564 >>21502596
>>21495342
>Why is the government policing what you're allowed to eat a bad thing?
Anonymous No.21502596
>>21502564
you have to understand Euros never left the mediaeval serf mindset. to them, the State is the successor to their feudal lord. they instinctively think the State, like the Lords of old, have a responsibility to care for and provide for the peasantry. The concept of self-sufficiency is utterly alien to Old Worlders because they have never existed in a society where there wasn't an authority figure looming over them at all times.
It's why their political movements are all about creating a "fair authority figure", and why they champion stuff like 'dictatorship of the 99%'. to them, Democracy was a movement to make it so the serfs could select their Lord rather than have the Lord appointed for them. It's also why they have such viscerally negative reactions to Americans calling for the reduction of government power. in their minds, they see it as "the peasantry throwing away their right to select their Lord and going back to Lords decreeing themselves absolute". They truly and genuinely cannot comprehend the idea of making decisions and life choices for yourself. Whenever they say "slave to corporations" as an insult, it's a self-report on how they view the world and the intersection of authority and the individual.
Anonymous No.21502609
>>21495318
>>21495322
>>21495322
7-Eleven soon-to-fired wagie typed dis
Anonymous No.21502706
>>21495309 (OP)
>7 Eleven UK is about to go broke.
they dont even exist here
Anonymous No.21502854 >>21507491
>>21495309 (OP)
This is who wants to ban bong slushies.
Anonymous No.21502867
>>21495309 (OP)
The UK must be a wonderful place, so free of troubles that this is their biggest concern.
Anonymous No.21502886 >>21502989 >>21503258
>>21502052
>Lose job in mass lay off
>Accidentally break leg before finding a new job
>Crippling debt for life
Yeah sure sounds better
Anonymous No.21502989 >>21503275
>>21502886
>make up fake scenarios to be angry about
>doesn't know what medicaid is
Anonymous No.21503258 >>21503275
>>21502886
>accidentally break leg in YooKay
>14-hour wait at AE
>12 month waiting list for check-ups
>literally crippled for life
Yeah, the American thing does sound better actually
Anonymous No.21503275 >>21503679 >>21503708
>>21502989
>medicaid
Soon to have work requirements and has eligibility requirements that an disqualify you.
>>21503258
Is breaking a leg not an emergency in bong land?
Anonymous No.21503393
>>21495309 (OP)
>7 Eleven UK is about to go broke.
ive never ever seen a 7 11 in the uk, aside from footage of bombings and a bus
Anonymous No.21503395 >>21503398
Good. UK is getting as fat as America. Stop feeding garbage to children
Anonymous No.21503398
>>21503395
slushies dont make you fat, the sugar/syrup they use is just gutrot and tooth rot.
Anonymous No.21503399
>>21495830
But you have to pay for their healthcare and wait your turn while doctors struggle heroically to keep useless fat faggots alive.
Anonymous No.21503461
>>21496143
I can in my state, faggot.
Anonymous No.21503587
>>21502069
Wait till you notice what his name is
Anonymous No.21503635
>>21498972
its only good if you live no where near a city, anywhere else is fucking dreadful.
Anonymous No.21503679
>>21503275
Ex gf broke leg a couple of years ago. Went to a&e and the leg was looked at, x rayed and plastered within a couple of hours. And it was free so that was nice
Anonymous No.21503708
>>21503275
>Is breaking a leg not an emergency in bong land?
oh its certainly an emergency, you need to sit for 45 hours in A&E and limping to the toilet before a nurse will even look at you.
Anonymous No.21503741 >>21503745
>>21496143
That's only in like 3 states.
Anonymous No.21503745 >>21503757 >>21503878 >>21506663
>>21503741
u wot, i thought he was just spouting (heh) shit. is there some rule about not collecting rainwater? or is it because the rain water could be bad from the lakes and stuff around the area?
Anonymous No.21503757
>>21503745
Yeah mostly health safety reasons.
Anonymous No.21503858
>>21495309 (OP)
Wouldn't this be damaging to india?
Anonymous No.21503878
>>21503745
Anonymous No.21503882
>>21495309 (OP)
I'm not sure why certain types of what is basically a kind of antifreeze are allowed in slushies in some countries. but a small amount is not really bad even though it's chemicalslop
Anonymous No.21505155 >>21506553
>>21495309 (OP)
At this point, what ISN'T banned in the UK?
Anonymous No.21505233
Most fat kids aren't even fat from slushies. They're fat because their parents stockpile post-apocalyptic stashes of sugar cereal, cookies, chips, and soda at home, so whenever a kid is board of the ipad they reach for some garbage to stuff their fat face with, and you can't say shit because that's healthist
Anonymous No.21506217
There's no 7/11s in the UK you silly fool.
Anonymous No.21506553
>>21505155
anything done by anyone who isn't white
the law doesn't apply to them
Anonymous No.21506663
>>21503745
It's more like "legal with limitations" than illegal.
Anonymous No.21506739
>slushie
>the thing padded out by ice and air, keeping it from being pure sugar
>possibly less worse than soda
>ban it! ban it!

it's not about the slushie, it's about banning fun and also ensuring there's no way to cool down during your stupid 80F heat waves. They'll ban ice cubes at some point too
Anonymous No.21506811
>>21495322
Good.
I'd quote Mr Garrison on the campaign trail but it's end up with Starmer's troopers at my door...

But if I were fresh off the boat I could probably knife you and get a free house for it
Anonymous No.21507488
>>21502207
if you wanna mistook kids from having boys lol then maybe you should do that yourself instead of sobbing for the government to do it for you
Anonymous No.21507491
>>21502854
See here theyโ€™re even talking about home made versions lmao, soon you wonโ€™t be able to make anything at home just the ration packet that comes in the mail, theyโ€™ll tear out your kitchen so you can house more refugees
Anonymous No.21507493 >>21507530 >>21508744
>>21495309 (OP)
Every time people complain about "nanny state" stuff on the left it just becomes typical right wing talking points a decade later. Giving your kids 100g of sugar for breakfast is not good.
Anonymous No.21507530
>>21507493
no oneโ€™s saying you should, but itโ€™s not up to the government to decide that for you
Anonymous No.21507533
>>21495965
We may go into massive debt in our healthcare system but there's a reason why the leafs fly south to use our healthcare and they hate us more than you guys do.
Anonymous No.21508744
>>21507493
My "breakfast" this morning was an electrolyte drink and 100mL of maple flavoured syrup, drunk straight out of a tube. And I'm probably fitter than you.
Sugar isn't bad for you, it's just contextual. In this case the context was that I ate it while running 19km, but the same thing applies for very active children. As a rare treat after they've just won a big sportsball game or something, a Slurpee is completely fine. The government needs to stay the fuck out of our lives.
Anonymous No.21509850
Slushie loisence
Anonymous No.21509875
>>21495309 (OP)
lmao image letting a dog dictate what you consume
Anonymous No.21510790
>>21495842
"7 And the pig, because it parts the hoof and is cloven-footed but does not chew the cud, is unclean to you. 8 You shall not eat any of their flesh, and you shall not touch their carcasses; they are unclean to you."
Leviticus 11 7:8