UK hinting at banning the sale of slushies to kids, 7 Eleven UK is about to go broke.

>>21495309 (OP)
UK under labour: no fun allowed

>Slushie bad
>Rapeugees good
Kek

You got a liocencee for that slushie, m8?

>>21495309 (OP)
>UK hinting at banning the sale of slushies to kids,
OP inventing stories as usual.

>>21495309 (OP)
Why is this even a bad thing? We don’t even drink slushes much in the UK and they certainly shouldn’t be drank by kids that young anyways

>>21495342
So true. Health & safety comes first. And not just for our most vulnerable youth. I'm proposing the UK bans bacon, soda, red meat and crisps. Together, we can forge a Healthier Britain.

>>21495496
I agree with the soda and bacon ban

>>21495342
The totalitarian urge is one of evil. they'll not stop there.

>>21495342
You "shouldn't" should not equate to "you aren't allowed"
People should be free to make poor decisions

>>21495505
How do you feel about sausages? In fact any pig product...?

>>21495309 (OP)
>Oi, Nigel! You got a loicense for that slusher?

>>21495845
The same 12 year old kid joke has already been done here>>21495324
try something original.

>>21495334
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjd24ny7z35o

>>21495309 (OP)
>be britbong
>get knifed by "asian"
>can't watch TV because no license
>can't browse 4chin
>can't get slushies
>can't criticize the gov or immigrants
>no property rights unless you're refugee
At this point, is Bongistan worse than China?

>>21495919
V for Vendetta and Two Weeks later right around the corner

Did you know Winnipeg is the Slurpee capital of the world?

>>21495318
Can't wait for Reform to take power and dismantle the health care system.

>>21495309 (OP)
It's significantly less bad than soda since a lot of volume is taken up by air and ice. You also have to go somewhere and get one or make it yourself rather than just have it freely available in a can or a bottle so you're less likely to gulp it down as a water replacement.

>>21495939
because the NHS is doing so well..

I cannot survive the summer without $1 sugar free slurpees from maccas and 7 eleven.

>>21495953
Take a good look at the American health care system and ask if that sounds better because that's what conservatives want to replace it with,

>>21495496
based

It's specifically because some kids have seizures or some bs from the chemicals in it

>>21496066
don't forget the dreaded brain freeze

now you're going to have kids hiding in their basements taking koolaid packets, ice cubes anda blender and drinking their forbidden suger-laden treat.

crazy how these fucks are banning the product alltogether rather than raising awareness of the lack of parental influence in their childrens lives so that such shitty foods that should be enjoyed seldomly aren't consumed on a daily basis so that everyone gets to enjoy them still.

what kind of backwards fucking world are we living in?

>>21495842
fish and chips is pretty unhealthy too. we should talk to the prime minister or whatever the fuck and seek to ban it as well.

>>21496088
Nobody is banning anything.
Brit media has stories like this running every day and have done for years, covering every food going.

It's just clickbait and you fools fall for it every single time.

>>21496095
bro, look at the world around you. america is trying to ban a lot of shit, too. you can't force people to be healthy. you can't force anyone to be anything they don't want to. I mean, you can. But you're going to have to directly monitor them all the time, cause the second you stop, they're just going to go back to their old ways. They have to be self motivated to really push through the hurdles that come along with it.

This is the one thing these dumb fucks in power can't seem to grasp. It's such common fucking sense, too.

>>21496101
And this goes well beyond health and literally fits with anything in life that one could possibly pursue. If someone has to force you and light a fire under your ass, then it's rarely if ever going to be successful. But given the thread, and the topic of discussion and all that, it's primarily directed towards health.

>>21496101
I don't think you understand, the only person that mentioned bans is OP - as usual talking shit just for bait.

Like I said, we hear this stuff all the time about everything, from meat to eggs.

Grow up.

>>21495912
when I was 7 I was downing the largest sized slushie from speedway at least twice a week and I never died or went to the emergency room. wtf even is this information? did they start adding glycerol recently or is this just nonsense?

>>21495965
>nothing between these two extremes is possible!

>>21495906
we will when it stops being warranted m8, careful, I'll report this post for offending me.
See you in jail.

>>21496134
Go and collect some rainwater . . . .oh wait Americans can't you need a licence for that.

>>21495939
What healthcare system?

>>21495309 (OP)
They are unsafe. They contain large amounts of glycerol, which is the same crap in ice packs. It's disgusting. Never drink a slushie. Make your own.

>>21496153
glycerin is in a huge amount of products and it's not really a problem. the only stories about 'glycerol intoxication' came out of the UK in the last 5 years.

>>21495309 (OP)
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>>21495324
>unironically having slushies when you're a damn 7 year old
that's something that only white trash americans do, they get their kids addicted to sugar and fast food at a young age. because for some reason most parents get a bizarre fetish for corrupting, traumatizing, and hurting their kids.

slushies are for fags

why is there glycerol in slushies? i have pic related and it can make slushies out of any regular drink.

The UK keep continuing to embarrass themselves on this most trivial shit

>>21496238
I can't remember how old I was when I had my first unwatered down soft drink.
Maybe seven, when I bought one from the school canteen?

>>21496254
it's a sugar free sweetener and it prevents large ice crystals.

>>21495939
why would they

>>21495309 (OP)
>7 Eleven UK is about to go broke.
I didn't know they operated here at all.

>>21496403
they don't. they abandoned the UK in 1997

>>21495309 (OP)
Wake me up when they ban Cola.

>Kid downs 5 ice slushis
>Gets brain freeze
>Falls over, hits head.
>Dies.
>Rozzers say "Oi oi oi what's this then? You got a loisence for that slushi m8" and ban them.

>>21496110
You don't get it and that's okay.

Britoids
>No porn, slushi, butter knives, thought crimes, or mean language without a loicense.
>Rapefugees welcome!!!! :)

>>21495505
Why bacon or red meat? Really only soda should be taxed or have warning labels at the most, but nothing should be outright banned.
Education is the key to health. Good parenting. Not laws against getting things or making things YOU don't like. Fucking vegan cunt.

>>21495324
Lee-oh-sen-see

What word sounds like that anywhere?

>>21496088
Use your fucking shift key.

>>21495965
Conservatives never want anything that will help out the middle and lower classes. They want privatization which they insist will foster "good competition" to provide the best cost for the people, without any of that damned "government oversight" or those pesky regulations.
And then when no one is watching them and they get to make the rules, they can totally be trusted to keep prices low instead of making money for their shareholders, which is the only rule for such corporations. They'll break that rule for us, the little people, the 99%. Because they really CARE.

>>21496285
If only slushies were sugar-free. Then I might have one now and again.

>>21495309 (OP)
My parents never allowed me to have a slushie until I was 13 and I thank them for it.

>>21495830
They’re children, retard. Young children. There’s literally no reason to give 7 year olds the option to drink sugar ice.
>NOOO MY INDIVIDUALISM, MY AUTONOMY!!!!
When you turn 13 you can buy them. Should we scrap the legal drinking age too? Idiot

>>21497073
When I was a little kid, like 9ish, I got slushees every once in a while
I think they were like 25 or 50 cents
It's fine :)

Why does the UK need slushies?

>>21496238
You are jealous of our Freedom and our Strength

The problem with slushies is they need way more sugar than regular sodas to keep the ice crystals nice and small. There's just no reason to consume that amount of sugar at any age

>>21496134
You can't even cross the road without the governments permission. Pipe down Pablo.

It's not good to suddenly cool down the inside of your body.
I also suffered from the worst cold of my life the day after eating a huge parfait.

>>21495309 (OP)
I dont think ive ever seen a 7/11 here.

>>21497220
Maybe try leaving your housing estate every once and a while

>>21497113
because they're so mindbroken by overcast 14c days that they think 20c is hot as fuck and need slushees to cool down

>>21496735
oH NICE

>>21497948
My Father is with my always, everywhere I go.

>>21497223
I'll have to ask the groundskeeper about it.

>>21496238
Not one child is corrupted or traumatized by drinking a sweet drink you absolute turd.

>>21497192
>europoor strikes and misses
oh man kek

>>21495342
Yeah. Keep them safe from addictive and fattening sugar.

Btw here is your new flatmate Mohamed. He's from Sudan, doesn't speak English, and his IQ test came back at 60.

>>21497106
you became a 4channel poster. it was not fine.

Go to my favorite gas station to get a cherry slurpy. It's fucking out, next favorite flavor is out as well. Seethe but oh well and drive down to the next station down the road. Same fucking deal. My day is ruined, I can't get the intrusive thoughts out of my head now. I'm never going to forgive them.

>>21495952
Wait. How the fuck did I get fat off slurpees then? WHAT THE FUCK!?

>>21496238
You are about to ban VPNs lol

>>21498756
Still true though, even if the bong forgets people on the dole that do the same thing. I don't think there's a good time to introduce sugar to kids.

>>21497192
in california, there hasn't been jay walking laws for well over a decade

>>21495309 (OP)
>>21495324
LOL

>some of my oldest memories are Grandpa bailing me out of daycare at 4-5yo, taking me to 7-Eleven to get a slurpee and then back to his and Grandma's house to swim in their pool and play tetherball

>>21495309 (OP)
being British sounds fucking miserable

>>21495309 (OP)
>7 Eleven UK is about to go broke.
We don't have 7 Eleven in the UK

Sometimes children must be protected from themselves and their neglectful parents.

>>21495318
There is no party in the UK that is in favor of fun. The one thing they all agree on is that the correct thing to do about the problems in society is ban shit.

>>21500768
Nope, fuck 'em. The price of a free society is that sometimes someone's stupid little shit dies. I'm sick and tired of having to live a worse and worse life because some dysgenic little fuck rightfully removed himself from the planet. The entire western world is trying to ban steak because babies can't chew it.

>>21495309 (OP)
Atleast hitler was honest about killing nearly everyone

>>21495309 (OP)
Honestly sounds bullshit.
How's it going to help censoring the anti-immigrants?

>>21500768
Fuck off statist.

>>21495309 (OP)
if its anything like when they banned large softdrinks in nyc then it won't do jack shit, bad for business, loopholes like just buying 2, just a pr stunt for brownie points amongst their mouthbreather voters agreeing the kids are fat to get their vote

>>21495309 (OP)
Slushie machines never work anyway

>>21495965
Americans have next to no wait times and get excellent quality care paid for by their employer while the average Brit pays 40% income tax to go on a 12-month wait list because the government literally caps the amount of medical students in the country to the point where every third qualified student's application is thrown out. We are getting raped in ways Americans cannot even imagine

>>21502052
>We are getting raped in ways Americans cannot even imagine

Kevin Nash could imagine it

>>21500768
is he wearing one of those jewish hats

>>21495318
>Taking steps to mitigate goyslop on kids is le bad because...
You should be skinned alive and doused on a vat of salt.

>>21502207
Don't be shocked if the UK bans meat in the next few years.

>>21495965
It unironically is better for everyone other than welfare leeches. Better systems than either are possible, but US healthcare mogs UK healthcare despite the memes.

>>21502211
Meds.

>>21496143
>how dare you have laws preventing companies from hoarding water

>>21496741
>just socialism more, it's worked so well before!

>>21497073
>ban the ice cream, ban the popsicles, ban the cookies, ban the bikkies, ban the soda, ban the fruits, ban the chocolate, ban the sweets, ban the fun
it's like Bongs want their kids to grow up in a Dickensian novel, truly mentally ill. just cut to the chase and hook them up to soylent gruel machines already.

>>21495342
>Why is the government policing what you're allowed to eat a bad thing?

>>21502564
you have to understand Euros never left the mediaeval serf mindset. to them, the State is the successor to their feudal lord. they instinctively think the State, like the Lords of old, have a responsibility to care for and provide for the peasantry. The concept of self-sufficiency is utterly alien to Old Worlders because they have never existed in a society where there wasn't an authority figure looming over them at all times.
It's why their political movements are all about creating a "fair authority figure", and why they champion stuff like 'dictatorship of the 99%'. to them, Democracy was a movement to make it so the serfs could select their Lord rather than have the Lord appointed for them. It's also why they have such viscerally negative reactions to Americans calling for the reduction of government power. in their minds, they see it as "the peasantry throwing away their right to select their Lord and going back to Lords decreeing themselves absolute". They truly and genuinely cannot comprehend the idea of making decisions and life choices for yourself. Whenever they say "slave to corporations" as an insult, it's a self-report on how they view the world and the intersection of authority and the individual.

>>21495318
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>>21495322
7-Eleven soon-to-fired wagie typed dis

>>21495309 (OP)
>7 Eleven UK is about to go broke.
they dont even exist here

>>21495309 (OP)
This is who wants to ban bong slushies.

>>21495309 (OP)
The UK must be a wonderful place, so free of troubles that this is their biggest concern.

>>21502052
>Lose job in mass lay off
>Accidentally break leg before finding a new job
>Crippling debt for life
Yeah sure sounds better

>>21502886
>make up fake scenarios to be angry about
>doesn't know what medicaid is

>>21502886
>accidentally break leg in YooKay
>14-hour wait at AE
>12 month waiting list for check-ups
>literally crippled for life
Yeah, the American thing does sound better actually

>>21502989
>medicaid
Soon to have work requirements and has eligibility requirements that an disqualify you.
>>21503258
Is breaking a leg not an emergency in bong land?

>>21495309 (OP)
>7 Eleven UK is about to go broke.
ive never ever seen a 7 11 in the uk, aside from footage of bombings and a bus

Good. UK is getting as fat as America. Stop feeding garbage to children

>>21503395
slushies dont make you fat, the sugar/syrup they use is just gutrot and tooth rot.

>>21495830
But you have to pay for their healthcare and wait your turn while doctors struggle heroically to keep useless fat faggots alive.

>>21496143
I can in my state, faggot.

>>21502069
Wait till you notice what his name is

>>21498972
its only good if you live no where near a city, anywhere else is fucking dreadful.

>>21503275
Ex gf broke leg a couple of years ago. Went to a&e and the leg was looked at, x rayed and plastered within a couple of hours. And it was free so that was nice

>>21503275
>Is breaking a leg not an emergency in bong land?
oh its certainly an emergency, you need to sit for 45 hours in A&E and limping to the toilet before a nurse will even look at you.

>>21496143
That's only in like 3 states.

>>21503741
u wot, i thought he was just spouting (heh) shit. is there some rule about not collecting rainwater? or is it because the rain water could be bad from the lakes and stuff around the area?

>>21503745
Yeah mostly health safety reasons.

>>21495309 (OP)
Wouldn't this be damaging to india?

>>21503745

>>21495309 (OP)
I'm not sure why certain types of what is basically a kind of antifreeze are allowed in slushies in some countries. but a small amount is not really bad even though it's chemicalslop

>>21495309 (OP)
At this point, what ISN'T banned in the UK?

Most fat kids aren't even fat from slushies. They're fat because their parents stockpile post-apocalyptic stashes of sugar cereal, cookies, chips, and soda at home, so whenever a kid is board of the ipad they reach for some garbage to stuff their fat face with, and you can't say shit because that's healthist

There's no 7/11s in the UK you silly fool.

>>21505155
anything done by anyone who isn't white
the law doesn't apply to them

>>21503745
It's more like "legal with limitations" than illegal.

>slushie
>the thing padded out by ice and air, keeping it from being pure sugar
>possibly less worse than soda
>ban it! ban it!

it's not about the slushie, it's about banning fun and also ensuring there's no way to cool down during your stupid 80F heat waves. They'll ban ice cubes at some point too

>>21495322
Good.
I'd quote Mr Garrison on the campaign trail but it's end up with Starmer's troopers at my door...

But if I were fresh off the boat I could probably knife you and get a free house for it

>>21502207
if you wanna mistook kids from having boys lol then maybe you should do that yourself instead of sobbing for the government to do it for you

>>21502854
See here they’re even talking about home made versions lmao, soon you won’t be able to make anything at home just the ration packet that comes in the mail, they’ll tear out your kitchen so you can house more refugees

>>21495309 (OP)
Every time people complain about "nanny state" stuff on the left it just becomes typical right wing talking points a decade later. Giving your kids 100g of sugar for breakfast is not good.

>>21507493
no one’s saying you should, but it’s not up to the government to decide that for you

>>21495965
We may go into massive debt in our healthcare system but there's a reason why the leafs fly south to use our healthcare and they hate us more than you guys do.

>>21507493
My "breakfast" this morning was an electrolyte drink and 100mL of maple flavoured syrup, drunk straight out of a tube. And I'm probably fitter than you.
Sugar isn't bad for you, it's just contextual. In this case the context was that I ate it while running 19km, but the same thing applies for very active children. As a rare treat after they've just won a big sportsball game or something, a Slurpee is completely fine. The government needs to stay the fuck out of our lives.

Slushie loisence

>>21495309 (OP)
lmao image letting a dog dictate what you consume

>>21495842
"7 And the pig, because it parts the hoof and is cloven-footed but does not chew the cud, is unclean to you. 8 You shall not eat any of their flesh, and you shall not touch their carcasses; they are unclean to you."
Leviticus 11 7:8