Thread 21496318

I don't understand how people can drink water without anything added to it. It's just so bland and tastes bad. Nothing can beat putting in some flavor packs or drinking a nice soda which tastes so much better and is often the healthier option for you. I mean yeah I'm not exactly in the best shape but if water was good I wouldn't be overweight. How can I get people to stop telling me "a 2 liter bottle of soda is bad for you."?

>How can I get people to stop telling me "a 2 liter bottle of soda is bad for you."?
Stop drinking them, fatty.

>>21496318 (OP)
sad/10

>>21496318 (OP)
fat/10

The easiest way to get people to stop telling you soda is bad for you is to do methamphetamine. You just gotta switch people's focus.

>>21496318 (OP)
I don't like regular water either but throw some ice in it to make it super cold and suddenly it's a 10/10 drink that's even better than soda or juice

if you respond to this thread you are a retard

>>21496356
>Outting yourself as a retard

>>21496322
>Stop drinking them, fatty
It's not that easy fag, I see soda on the grocery shelf and I just have to get it. Taking that bottle, opening it to hear that cathartic fizz, and tasting the sweet flavour is what I enjoy. Combine that and a nice 4 topping pizza twice a week and I can relax from my stressful job.

>>21496363
Don't go down that aisle, fatty fatty fat fat.

>>21496318 (OP)
When your body needs water it triggers the feeling of thirst. It wants water. Water tastes good when you are thirsty because its what you need. Plus water doesnt need to taste like anything, just refreshing. Good luck with your diabetes and kidney stones.

>>21496318 (OP)
Just add some lemon juice and sugar that's a little life hack I came up with

There's no way you're a real person.

>>21496318 (OP)
>I don't understand how people can drink water without anything added to it
are you my brother horribly obese wife? you sound like her.

Ignoring this thread. Why does Aquafina and Dasani still exist? Those two tastes like literal sink water.

>>21496363
>I see soda on the grocery shelf and I just have to get it
If that's true and not just you being an exaggerating fag, then go get professional medical help for your physical addiction. Otherwise just don't buy it.

>>21496397
>When your body needs water it triggers the feeling of thirst.


You realistically should never feel thirsty because it means you're already dehydrated. Just continually hydrate

>>21498052
Cause people are suckers and will buy anything
>>21496318 (OP)
The only person i knew who actively didnt like drinking water had shitty skin and put on a dozen layers of makeup before she left the house. Her breath also stunk.
Drink water, anons

>>21496318 (OP)
plain water tastes like the inside of your mouth. maybe do better with oral hygiene and your own mouth-taste won't gross you out. it ought to just be neutral.

>>21496374
I heard this in Stan Smith's voice from American Dad

>>21496318 (OP)
stop drinking the syrup for a week to prove you're not addicted then

>>21497052
They must be real, they had to do a captcha

0/10 bait. Try harder.

>>21496363
You won't be enjoying it when diabetes kicks in and you get gangrene in your feet. That body of yours has tp last you a lifetime, the duration is set by you and your habits.

>>21496318 (OP)
Sad and Fat/10

>>21496318 (OP)

Get the drink squezy things. They make water tolerable. There are probably cola flavored ones (IDK I get the lemon and never look at the other options) why does the captcha spell water in an accent...

try sparkling water or infused water, use berries or lime

>>21499584
Those are one of the worth things to ever happen to food. Drinks but now with no nutritional value. Fucking Kool-aid was healthier. You can't even salvage them by adding sugar because they have those other poison substitutes.

>>21499584
You may be dyslexic.

>>21496318 (OP)
>if water was good I wouldn't be overweight
You’re in denial, fatty.

>>21496318 (OP)
>precious, crisp, life-giving water
>not good
i know this is bait, but i know people who are actually like this

>>21496318 (OP)
You're addicted to sugar slop because you're a mental midget with no discipline and can't grow up and probably had shit parents.

>>21499677

If you use some basic 13375P34k decoding skills you get "RAATR" add an an E and you get "RAATER". If you take the Scooby Doo accent into account that says "Water"

>>21499998
The moment I start talking about leet speak I suddenly get an ad in leetspeak...

>>21500007
>>21499998
No.

>>21500023

Yes

>>21500043
Incorrect × ∞

>>21500171

No u × ∞999999999

>>21501099
Nothing is greater than infinity. ∞999999999 is meaningless.

>>21501124

No u

>>21496318 (OP)
>waters tastes bad
it doesn't taste like anything and I am glad to know that you are going to die of diabetes soon.

>>21496318 (OP)
>faggot doesn't like water

>>21496318 (OP)
>freeze water into cubes
>cram
EZ water solution.

>>21496318 (OP)
anon... there are sodas and "flavor packs" that don't have sugar...

>>21496347
Soda is unironically as addictive as meth.
It should be illegal to give children soda.
Coke STILL puts cocaine in it.
I wish I was joking.

>>21496318 (OP)
>It's just so bland
Yes.
> tastes bad
You have bad water then. Distill it to fix it.

>>21496318 (OP)
This is what passes for b8 in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty five. Tezcatlipocl, take me back.

>>21496318 (OP)
>flavor packs
Wtf? Do seppos not have cordial?

>people still drink water
>when coca cola is cheaper and more readily available
what the fuck?

>>21496318 (OP)
Faste 20hours a day but you can only drink water, black coffee, or plain tea.