Thread 21498833

Or do you make a crust circle like I do?

>>21498833 (OP)
I don't make or buy pizza that doesn't have a crust good enough to eat by itself, and you shouldn't either.

>>21498833 (OP)
You will never be a woman

>>21498840
You gotta eat Little Ceasars crust as fast as possible because it turns to literal cardboard when it cools down

>>21498852
Little caesars is utter shite m8

>>21498848
I never want to be a woman.

>>21498855
It use to be based, now not worth the price.

>>21498833 (OP)
I’d end up eating it later anyway so yes.

Also I have the same carpet pattern lol

>>21498870
Then stop leaving them pizza bones bmaooo
>>21498878
Nah it was always uttershitem8

Wasting food is bad, anon.

Demz da pizza bones. Nobody eats da bones.

>>21498855
Just say you're gay maam

>>21498840
Ditto. Once my friends were getting Domino's and I ordered a pizza with no cheese or sauce, because as a former Domino's employee I know that's the only part worth eating.

>>21498833 (OP)
Jesus Christ, you filthy SAVAGE

>>21498833 (OP)
the crust is the best part

>>21499014
Yours mom's crust is the best part. Her pussy crust. Nasty

>>21499048
Why do you have to ruin every thread, Rajaang?

>>21498833 (OP)
bro you didnt eat your pizza bones

>>21498833 (OP)
Fat fuck.

>>21498833 (OP)
Ew, OP not only ate fast food pizza, but he ate all of it. Well, almost.
His poor colon.

>>21498852
Well, not *literal cardboard. That's the box you ate. lol

Literal means "actual", which would be the box.

>>21498833 (OP)
last time i did that i summoned mephizzopheles
now i get my pizzas in 30 minutes or less but they always show up like this

>>21499175
Sad to see but would still crush.

when I was a kid I never ate the crust, but when I became an adult and realized I was paying for the crust whether I ate it or not I started eating it.

>>21499175
>always show up like this
Why would you order again, and then again? At what point do you gain awareness?

>>21498833 (OP)
Glass of milk or water on the side for dippin' the crust

>>21498833 (OP)
you can make a nice soup with them bones

>>21498833 (OP)
I used to always eat the crust because I felt not doing so was a waste of food but after coming to terms with the fact that I will be getting food in the future and that there is literally no difference between me eating it or throwing it out (no one else is going to be more hungry etc) I stopped eating it. I wasn't enjoying it and food that I don't enjoy is a waste of calories.

>>21500500
I'm with you. I'm not so poor I can't order a pizza whenever I feel like it so me not eating the crust has little significance. When I think pizza I think of the toppings and cheese, not the crust. A good crust is welcomed though and will be eaten if it is only truly great, or I'm high.

>>21499415
It’s part of the twisted pact they made with mephi’zaphiles

>>21501392
You've literally never had a good pizza (ie real Neapolitan or New York)

i eat the crust until i start feeling full
after that i only eat the middle until i finish the pizza

>>21498833 (OP)
If your pizza's crust is too nasty to eat then your pizza is shit.

>>21501662
I never said it was nasty, sometimes id rather eat more of the other part and not crust especially if it's not amazing crust. I'm not out here eating tombstones.

>>21501594
I probably have had not only more pizza than you've ever eaten but also better quality ones. Not every pizza needs to be amazing though, sometimes a cheeky Domino's is all you need.

>>21498852
Yeah, this is true. Sucks being an acholic food addict because you have to balance getting the right amount of drunk before you eat your food and fill your stomach (both satisfying your cravings whe soaking up your feelgood juice)

>>21501699
>more
Perhaps
>better quality
Lol not a chance, sonnyboy
>Not every pizza needs to be amazing though, sometimes a cheeky Domino's is all you need
Disgusting

>>21498996
I ordered a large pizza and bread sticks last weekend, except I accidentally ordered 6 dips instead of 3 somehow. The deliver guy seemed disgusted with me like that scene from The Whale. I was kinda surprised with how disgusted he was with me. Im not even fat. Based on our bodies I robably could've beat him in any given physical competition yet he seemed disgusted with me.

>>21498833 (OP)
I eat everything. Even the tiny table.

>>21498833 (OP)
>nigger posts about slop pizza made by jeets and or mexicans in a cooking subreddit
>thinks people eat the same shithole jeet spicloid filth he eats
Cook your own food

>>21501707
> He's never had the philly cheesesteak pizza
Ngmi

>>21501712
He was just nervous in the presence of a Chad. Should have topped him instead of a tip.

>>21501716
You're trying too hard.

>>21501712
Working at Domino's breeds contempt for humanity, especially people who eat Domino's.

>>21501721
B L A S P H E M Y

>>21498833 (OP)
Yes, I usually dip it in marinara sauce or something. Its basically a bread stick. Why do people buy bread sticks when you literally have some on your pizza already??

>>21498833 (OP)
If you don't eat the crust you're eating bad pizza or you have bad taste. Probably both because people with bad taste eat bad pizza.

>>21498870
>stage 2

>>21498833 (OP)
I am normal so I eat the whole thing.

>>21501712
He could sense your inner lard ass, and was disgusted by what you truly are. A blubber biscuit binging on bread.

>>21501392
Plus I rarely eat pizza alone so I often pawn my crust off onto someone else who will enjoy it but yea I also think of pizza as primarily the toppings, sure it wouldn't feel the same if it wasn't on top of bread but the convenient bread handle just isn't the same as the main part of the pizza.

>>21498833 (OP)
On the rare occasion I eat pizza, it's always Detroit style, which doesn't have a crust ring.
>>21498898
I have the same city pattern.

>>21498833 (OP)
I only eat the crust if it's stuffed

>>21502466
What if the crust is stuffed with crust?

>>21498833 (OP)
Sometimes if I'm hungry and order a pizza for only myself and just want to pound it down I skip the crusts. Otherwise I have no issue eating the crusts. The trick is to spread out the bites instead of leaving one big stick of bread at the end like some retard. I basically bite off all the corners of the triangle and repeat.

>>21498833 (OP)
>OMG YOU WASTED ALL THAT FLOUR
you know what, I don't care what other people do
food snobs are retarded

>>21498855
dis da bitch in ya ear

>>21501721
NGL, the smell of those used to tempt me, but what Domino's passes for "philly steak" is something I wouldn't feed to my dog.

>>21498855
That's no way to talk that way about the official 'za of the NFL

>>21498855
Bitch

>>21502093
OK whatever! You got me! I'm angry that I'm not a woman!

I give them to my dog.

>>21498833 (OP)
Normally I'd say heresy, but Domino's standard crust taste slightly of pee and cardboard.

>>21499175
It's supposed to have that little pizza table in the middle that prevents this from happening...

>>21498833 (OP)
I did this when I was like, 10.

>>21498833 (OP)
The crust is merely the handle, it is not legally food.

>>21498833 (OP)
I paid for it so it goes in my mouth

>eat slice backwards
>crust disappears

Wtf?

>>21498833 (OP)
ol 28 years later memento mori ass NIGGA

i love this thread

>>21498833 (OP)
If it's a thin crust I'll eat it, but if it's a thick crust I won't, because then I can use the crust as breadsticks for my garlic dipping sauce.

>>21506750
Is there any part of your day that isn't spent thinking about gay sex?

>>21498916
Exactly
>>21498939
I also call them the bones

>>21499129
>Literal means "actual", which would be the box.
not the only meaning,friendo

>>21498833 (OP)
how do u people eat a whole pizza, ill throw up and spend a week shitting it out if i eat more than like 3 slices brah

>>21506878
inferior lactose intolerance jeans

>>21506878
quite literally a personal problem

>>21506765
Well you're a gay piece of shit so it makes perfect sense.

>>21507299
so was your birth

>>21506838
I don't give a flying fuck what your little dickshitnary says

>>21498833 (OP)
Faggot

>>21506878
5'2" 110 lb manlet detected.
I might not eat a whole one but can definitely kill like 3/4s of it.

>>21506878

Skill issue.

I bet you're the type to get a fillet mignon over a ribeye or poterhouse.

>>21498833 (OP)
Only women leave the crust

>>21507350
>dickshitnary

Not a word, pal

>>21509952
According to who?
Yeah, that's what I fucking THOUGHT.

there was a post on here years ago about some autist eating pizza alternating bites of tip to crust and after trying it out I haven't gone back

>>21502456
that's not a city, that's a nest

>>21510217
Merriam-Webster said that!
And I'd say he knows a little more about definitions than you do pal, because he INVENTED it. And then he PERFECTED it so that no living man could best him in the ring of etymology!

>>21510217
>>21510624
And it should be:

>According to whom?

You really are classless, you know that?