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Do you eat your crust?
Or do you make a crust circle like I do?
Anonymous No.21498840 [Report] >>21498852 >>21498996
>>21498833 (OP)
I don't make or buy pizza that doesn't have a crust good enough to eat by itself, and you shouldn't either.
Anonymous No.21498848 [Report] >>21498870
>>21498833 (OP)
You will never be a woman
Anonymous No.21498852 [Report] >>21498855 >>21499129 >>21501704
>>21498840
You gotta eat Little Ceasars crust as fast as possible because it turns to literal cardboard when it cools down
Anonymous No.21498855 [Report] >>21498878 >>21498963 >>21505344 >>21505652 >>21505843
>>21498852
Little caesars is utter shite m8
Anonymous No.21498870 [Report] >>21498914 >>21502093
>>21498848
I never want to be a woman.
Anonymous No.21498878 [Report] >>21498914
>>21498855
It use to be based, now not worth the price.
Anonymous No.21498898 [Report] >>21502456
>>21498833 (OP)
I’d end up eating it later anyway so yes.

Also I have the same carpet pattern lol
Anonymous No.21498914 [Report]
>>21498870
Then stop leaving them pizza bones bmaooo
>>21498878
Nah it was always uttershitem8
Anonymous No.21498916 [Report] >>21506765
Wasting food is bad, anon.
Anonymous No.21498939 [Report] >>21506765
Demz da pizza bones. Nobody eats da bones.
Anonymous No.21498963 [Report]
>>21498855
Just say you're gay maam
Anonymous No.21498996 [Report] >>21501712
>>21498840
Ditto. Once my friends were getting Domino's and I ordered a pizza with no cheese or sauce, because as a former Domino's employee I know that's the only part worth eating.
Anonymous No.21499009 [Report]
>>21498833 (OP)
Jesus Christ, you filthy SAVAGE
Anonymous No.21499014 [Report] >>21499048
>>21498833 (OP)
the crust is the best part
Anonymous No.21499048 [Report] >>21499083
>>21499014
Yours mom's crust is the best part. Her pussy crust. Nasty
Anonymous No.21499083 [Report]
>>21499048
Why do you have to ruin every thread, Rajaang?
Anonymous No.21499118 [Report]
>>21498833 (OP)
bro you didnt eat your pizza bones
Anonymous No.21499126 [Report]
>>21498833 (OP)
Fat fuck.
Anonymous No.21499128 [Report]
>>21498833 (OP)
Ew, OP not only ate fast food pizza, but he ate all of it. Well, almost.
His poor colon.
Anonymous No.21499129 [Report] >>21506838
>>21498852
Well, not *literal cardboard. That's the box you ate. lol

Literal means "actual", which would be the box.
Anonymous No.21499175 [Report] >>21499293 >>21499415 >>21506668
>>21498833 (OP)
last time i did that i summoned mephizzopheles
now i get my pizzas in 30 minutes or less but they always show up like this
Anonymous No.21499293 [Report]
>>21499175
Sad to see but would still crush.
Anonymous No.21499411 [Report]
when I was a kid I never ate the crust, but when I became an adult and realized I was paying for the crust whether I ate it or not I started eating it.
Anonymous No.21499415 [Report] >>21501589
>>21499175
>always show up like this
Why would you order again, and then again? At what point do you gain awareness?
Anonymous No.21499571 [Report]
>>21498833 (OP)
Glass of milk or water on the side for dippin' the crust
Anonymous No.21499573 [Report]
>>21498833 (OP)
you can make a nice soup with them bones
Anonymous No.21500500 [Report] >>21501392
>>21498833 (OP)
I used to always eat the crust because I felt not doing so was a waste of food but after coming to terms with the fact that I will be getting food in the future and that there is literally no difference between me eating it or throwing it out (no one else is going to be more hungry etc) I stopped eating it. I wasn't enjoying it and food that I don't enjoy is a waste of calories.
Anonymous No.21501392 [Report] >>21501594 >>21502448
>>21500500
I'm with you. I'm not so poor I can't order a pizza whenever I feel like it so me not eating the crust has little significance. When I think pizza I think of the toppings and cheese, not the crust. A good crust is welcomed though and will be eaten if it is only truly great, or I'm high.
Anonymous No.21501589 [Report]
>>21499415
It’s part of the twisted pact they made with mephi’zaphiles
Anonymous No.21501594 [Report] >>21501699
>>21501392
You've literally never had a good pizza (ie real Neapolitan or New York)
Anonymous No.21501624 [Report]
i eat the crust until i start feeling full
after that i only eat the middle until i finish the pizza
Anonymous No.21501662 [Report] >>21501696
>>21498833 (OP)
If your pizza's crust is too nasty to eat then your pizza is shit.
Anonymous No.21501696 [Report]
>>21501662
I never said it was nasty, sometimes id rather eat more of the other part and not crust especially if it's not amazing crust. I'm not out here eating tombstones.
Anonymous No.21501699 [Report] >>21501707
>>21501594
I probably have had not only more pizza than you've ever eaten but also better quality ones. Not every pizza needs to be amazing though, sometimes a cheeky Domino's is all you need.
Anonymous No.21501704 [Report]
>>21498852
Yeah, this is true. Sucks being an acholic food addict because you have to balance getting the right amount of drunk before you eat your food and fill your stomach (both satisfying your cravings whe soaking up your feelgood juice)
Anonymous No.21501707 [Report] >>21501721
>>21501699
>more
Perhaps
>better quality
Lol not a chance, sonnyboy
>Not every pizza needs to be amazing though, sometimes a cheeky Domino's is all you need
Disgusting
Anonymous No.21501712 [Report] >>21501730 >>21501744 >>21502215
>>21498996
I ordered a large pizza and bread sticks last weekend, except I accidentally ordered 6 dips instead of 3 somehow. The deliver guy seemed disgusted with me like that scene from The Whale. I was kinda surprised with how disgusted he was with me. Im not even fat. Based on our bodies I robably could've beat him in any given physical competition yet he seemed disgusted with me.
Anonymous No.21501713 [Report]
>>21498833 (OP)
I eat everything. Even the tiny table.
Anonymous No.21501716 [Report] >>21501735
>>21498833 (OP)
>nigger posts about slop pizza made by jeets and or mexicans in a cooking subreddit
>thinks people eat the same shithole jeet spicloid filth he eats
Cook your own food
Anonymous No.21501721 [Report] >>21501747 >>21505450
>>21501707
> He's never had the philly cheesesteak pizza
Ngmi
Anonymous No.21501730 [Report]
>>21501712
He was just nervous in the presence of a Chad. Should have topped him instead of a tip.
Anonymous No.21501735 [Report]
>>21501716
You're trying too hard.
Anonymous No.21501744 [Report]
>>21501712
Working at Domino's breeds contempt for humanity, especially people who eat Domino's.
Anonymous No.21501747 [Report]
>>21501721
B L A S P H E M Y
Anonymous No.21502066 [Report]
>>21498833 (OP)
Yes, I usually dip it in marinara sauce or something. Its basically a bread stick. Why do people buy bread sticks when you literally have some on your pizza already??
Anonymous No.21502078 [Report]
>>21498833 (OP)
If you don't eat the crust you're eating bad pizza or you have bad taste. Probably both because people with bad taste eat bad pizza.
Anonymous No.21502093 [Report] >>21506649
>>21498870
>stage 2
Anonymous No.21502204 [Report]
>>21498833 (OP)
I am normal so I eat the whole thing.
Anonymous No.21502215 [Report]
>>21501712
He could sense your inner lard ass, and was disgusted by what you truly are. A blubber biscuit binging on bread.
Anonymous No.21502448 [Report]
>>21501392
Plus I rarely eat pizza alone so I often pawn my crust off onto someone else who will enjoy it but yea I also think of pizza as primarily the toppings, sure it wouldn't feel the same if it wasn't on top of bread but the convenient bread handle just isn't the same as the main part of the pizza.
Anonymous No.21502456 [Report] >>21510612
>>21498833 (OP)
On the rare occasion I eat pizza, it's always Detroit style, which doesn't have a crust ring.
>>21498898
I have the same city pattern.
Anonymous No.21502466 [Report] >>21502490
>>21498833 (OP)
I only eat the crust if it's stuffed
Anonymous No.21502490 [Report]
>>21502466
What if the crust is stuffed with crust?
Anonymous No.21504218 [Report]
>>21498833 (OP)
Sometimes if I'm hungry and order a pizza for only myself and just want to pound it down I skip the crusts. Otherwise I have no issue eating the crusts. The trick is to spread out the bites instead of leaving one big stick of bread at the end like some retard. I basically bite off all the corners of the triangle and repeat.
Anonymous No.21505334 [Report]
>>21498833 (OP)
>OMG YOU WASTED ALL THAT FLOUR
you know what, I don't care what other people do
food snobs are retarded
Anonymous No.21505344 [Report]
>>21498855
dis da bitch in ya ear
Anonymous No.21505450 [Report]
>>21501721
NGL, the smell of those used to tempt me, but what Domino's passes for "philly steak" is something I wouldn't feed to my dog.
Anonymous No.21505652 [Report]
>>21498855
That's no way to talk that way about the official 'za of the NFL
Anonymous No.21505843 [Report]
>>21498855
Bitch
Anonymous No.21506649 [Report]
>>21502093
OK whatever! You got me! I'm angry that I'm not a woman!
Anonymous No.21506653 [Report]
I give them to my dog.
Anonymous No.21506664 [Report]
>>21498833 (OP)
Normally I'd say heresy, but Domino's standard crust taste slightly of pee and cardboard.
Anonymous No.21506668 [Report]
>>21499175
It's supposed to have that little pizza table in the middle that prevents this from happening...
Anonymous No.21506674 [Report]
>>21498833 (OP)
I did this when I was like, 10.
Anonymous No.21506679 [Report]
>>21498833 (OP)
The crust is merely the handle, it is not legally food.
Anonymous No.21506705 [Report]
>>21498833 (OP)
I paid for it so it goes in my mouth
Anonymous No.21506711 [Report]
>eat slice backwards
>crust disappears

Wtf?
Anonymous No.21506714 [Report]
>>21498833 (OP)
ol 28 years later memento mori ass NIGGA
Anonymous No.21506750 [Report] >>21506758
i love this thread
Anonymous No.21506754 [Report]
>>21498833 (OP)
If it's a thin crust I'll eat it, but if it's a thick crust I won't, because then I can use the crust as breadsticks for my garlic dipping sauce.
Anonymous No.21506758 [Report]
>>21506750
Is there any part of your day that isn't spent thinking about gay sex?
s No.21506765 [Report] >>21507325
>>21498916
Exactly
>>21498939
I also call them the bones
Anonymous No.21506838 [Report] >>21507350
>>21499129
>Literal means "actual", which would be the box.
not the only meaning,friendo
Anonymous No.21506878 [Report] >>21507288 >>21507299 >>21508559 >>21509700
>>21498833 (OP)
how do u people eat a whole pizza, ill throw up and spend a week shitting it out if i eat more than like 3 slices brah
Anonymous No.21507288 [Report]
>>21506878
inferior lactose intolerance jeans
Anonymous No.21507299 [Report] >>21507329
>>21506878
quite literally a personal problem
Anonymous No.21507325 [Report]
>>21506765
Well you're a gay piece of shit so it makes perfect sense.
Anonymous No.21507329 [Report] >>21507339
>>21507299
so was your birth
Anonymous No.21507339 [Report]
>>21507329
Anonymous No.21507350 [Report] >>21509952
>>21506838
I don't give a flying fuck what your little dickshitnary says
Anonymous No.21508483 [Report]
>>21498833 (OP)
Faggot
Anonymous No.21508559 [Report]
>>21506878
5'2" 110 lb manlet detected.
I might not eat a whole one but can definitely kill like 3/4s of it.
Anonymous No.21509700 [Report]
>>21506878

Skill issue.

I bet you're the type to get a fillet mignon over a ribeye or poterhouse.
Anonymous No.21509921 [Report]
>>21498833 (OP)
Only women leave the crust
Anonymous No.21509952 [Report] >>21510217
>>21507350
>dickshitnary

Not a word, pal
Anonymous No.21510217 [Report] >>21510624 >>21510634
>>21509952
According to who?
Yeah, that's what I fucking THOUGHT.
Anonymous No.21510504 [Report]
there was a post on here years ago about some autist eating pizza alternating bites of tip to crust and after trying it out I haven't gone back
Anonymous No.21510612 [Report]
>>21502456
that's not a city, that's a nest
Anonymous No.21510624 [Report] >>21510634
>>21510217
Merriam-Webster said that!
And I'd say he knows a little more about definitions than you do pal, because he INVENTED it. And then he PERFECTED it so that no living man could best him in the ring of etymology!
Anonymous No.21510634 [Report]
>>21510217
>>21510624
And it should be:

>According to whom?

You really are classless, you know that?