Thread 21499915

I just can't get enough of how chewy and hard they are and how nicely they tear off. But I run out of fingernails pretty quick and apparently it's 'weird' to ask to eat other people's. Is there some kind of food I can buy for a similar experience? I tried chewing gum but it gets soft way too quick as you chew it.

>>21499915 (OP)
Dry coconut shavings

if you have a partner just ask if they're gonna eat those. works for me

nigga what the fuck

>>21499915 (OP)
parboiled fettuccine

>>21499915 (OP)
Try cartilage.

Improperly cooked pork skin

>>21499915 (OP)
i had this problem too and used dry sheets of lasagna to ween myself off

im sure your local chinese market has something for this

>>21499915 (OP)
chicken feet

>>21499915 (OP)
U WOT M8??

>>21499915 (OP)
Pumpkin seed shells might be the closest normal food to it (just eat the whole thing rather than just the kernel)

>>21499915 (OP)
Beef jerky, maybe?

>>21499915 (OP)
Picrel oughtta keep your mouth busy for a good while

>>21499915 (OP)
Go to a retirement community and sneak into alzheimers wing
Old people have much harder nails so you will get your fix

>>21499915 (OP)
Make pasta (use a noodle like fettuccine or linguini to get a good, fingernail shape) in a large (larger than you would use if just making pasta) pot and and boil until al dente. Drain the water, but leave some of the pasta in the pot. Some may be stuck to the sides and bottom of the pot and that's good. Anything else, just spread in a thin layer on the bottom of the still-hot pot, place back on the warm stove top (burner off) and allow to cool to room temperature. At that point, just peel them off the pot and chew your faux fingernails. Bon appetite.

>>21499915 (OP)
try eating whole fish. especially a fish collabone of a big fish (i specifically refer to hamachi kama). they have bones you can eat chew on that feel the same

>>21499915 (OP)
i chew bamboo or plastic toothpicks. boiled shrimp with the shells on is fucking great, i also like to eat chicken bones

>>21499915 (OP)
pumpkin seeds,
watermelon seeds (try asian food stores)
the hulls are going to work perfectly for you.

I wish I was a cute brown girl bros...

>>21499915 (OP)
>I just can't get enough
OMG, I hope you're not seriouslly biting nails. First of all get a proper curated manicure kit together of the best nail files, sharp clippers and cuticle trimmers. No expense spared quality. Keep them smooth and lacking any roughness.

Next, get a prescription for some Paxil. it's the drug chosen for compulsive or repetitive behaviors. It's time. You're probably addicted to the internet too. Dual purpose.

>>21503961
>Next, get a prescription
I chewed and ate my fingernails as a kid. One day I just decided I didn't want to do it anymore and just stopped with no issues.

>>21503961
I had an ex with a form of dematilomania that manifested in a compulsion to pull individual hairs and feel the folicles die as she held them against her own lip. She was hot so I indulged her and let her pull my pubes so long as she had my dick in her mouth while she was doing it. Ten years later, and I still have NO hair from my belly button to my ballsack.

>>21499915 (OP)
This thread prompted me to finally harvest the big toe nail I have been letting grow for a good while. It's so good, nice and big and full of keratiny goodness. Honestly, nothing else is like them or has that distinct feel to it.

>>21504350
wtf

>>21506951
No shit, foolio. Cause that's OC of my foot and I love a nice crunchy toe nail.

>>21499915 (OP)
Dryed pasta of any type. This is only to ween you off your gross habit.

>>21504350
doesn't that hurt?

>>21506991
Why would it?

When I worked at Walmart, I used to offer to give girls and boys manicures and pedicures as long as they would let me keep the nails.