>>21502453 (OP)
I work at the factory that makes these and threw a used mummy's hand of toilet paper into the ice cream mixer. Some of you guys are alright. If you find a box with a serial number ending in 5270, do not eat it.
>>21502453 (OP)
Yo dawg. I heard you liked goyslop, so we put goyslop in your goyslop so you can become morbidly obese while you become morbidly obese.
>>21502453 (OP)
I dont think Ive eaten an oreo in 5 or 6 years. At this point Id only est them if they were free, Im not paying for it. Homemade cookies are the superior choice every time.