Thread 21502819

simple as.
the hottest sauce at pepper palace
6 million scoville units.
no gimmicks no reddit meme names
just the end.
Would You?

>>21502819 (OP)
No. Jalapeño peppers are about as hot as I care to go. Going to guess that's like 0.001% of that sauce's hotness.

>>21502819 (OP)
"the flatline" is absolutely a reddit meme name
also i'm honestly really sick of the "HOTTEST SAUCE EVERZZZ" shit because you just cannot use it for anything other than retarded youtube challenges.
i do like hot sauce, but it's completely unusable when the only flavor is pain.

>>21502822
The end: flatline*
still retarded, still reddit meme.

>>21502819 (OP)
*a hush falls over the table as the sauce sommelier and your fellow bearded men with glasses and graphic tees sweat, trying to process the fact that you just ordered The End. Flatline sauce from the gastropub's curated rotating hot sauce menu*

>>21502828
that burger will be $19 please

>>21502819 (OP)
>The End
>no reddit meme names
Anon I-

Fuck it, let’s go
Not like I give a shit about my asshole

>>21502819 (OP)
>>21502822
>>21503019

>>21502822
"The hottest hot sauce" will always be a meme
"made using the hottest peppers" has potential to be a good sauce

why is there no middle ground for hot sauce? your standard grocery store sauces aren't hot at all and the "boutique" sauces you have to buy online are all way too hot.

>>21502819 (OP)
>simple as

KYS, Nigel.

>>21503231
Whats your IQ?
I refuse to admit that with the internet available someone can think this.

>>21503235
sorry i'm not a balding nu-male so i haven't done much research on the topic

>>21503236
you sure as hell fooled us!

There's a hotter version of The End

>>21503236
>just kidding, I havent actually eaten any of them and was just pretending to be retarded
wew laddy, you're one dumb motherfucker

>>21503278
i've had store bought sauces that weren't hot and and i've had meme sauces that i've seen people talk about on /ck/ that were too hot. i've been honest the whole time not sure what your deal is. let me reiterate, i'm not a balding nu-male so i haven't researched the topic extensively.

>>21502819 (OP)
i tried some shit like this and its not even fun, you just go dizzy.
if i wanted that id rather sniff lifting salts

>>21503389
The people into this garbage get into pissing competitions about who likes their asshole to burn the hardest at the toilet. None of them enjoy it and if they say they do they are lying.

Natural spicy food is one thing (not a big fan of anything spicier than a jalapeno but to each his own), but when you get into this artificial ultra hot ass burn sauces it's def weirdo territory. 100% these freaks don't enjoy the food and it's all some sort of weird ego trip about how much spice they can endure. (Which nobody cares about)

>>21503403
i like extra hot vindaloo poo saar, but yeah there is a cut off point where its not even taste its just burn.

After a certain point, wouldn't it make more sense to put it in a spray bottle and give it to your daughter for self defense?

>>21503419
ive considered this. just for fun since i got some hot sauce pack as a gift when i was buying new kitchen stuff, its basically inedible on anything and i love spicy food.
my only thought is, how do you water it down? sure the water will cause it congeal and clog at the spray tip, maybe some low % ethanol?

is the "hot sauce makes it burn when i deuce" a meme? never had it burn like that and i've had plenty of hot sauce in my lifetime

>>21503419
I would just put the hot sauce in a glass bottle and then smash it into somebody's face.
1 + 1 = 3

>>21503444
No, but I've only had it in a handful of cases. Seems to have some dependence on amount (obviously) and the specific chili involved.

>>21502819 (OP)
>no gimmicks
>6 million

>>21503697
>no rollercoasters where used in the creation of this sauce.

>>21503282
You are right, good ones exist but they are avoiding telling you that you do have to try a bunch or at least shop around carefully to find ones that match what you're looking for. The normal ones in the store are weak and the 'hot sauce hobbyist' meme ones are too far gone and mostly all taste bad on top of it.

I didn’t realize it’s retardedly branded as a sauce, I thought it was an extract. it tastes like black pepper and pain but 1 drop in a bowl of chili was great. Heat without ruining flavor. Best use was in peanut sauce cause my cunt bitch of a gf burns her lips on milk

>>21502913
EXACTLY

>>21502822
There is actually a flavor that is distinct from just pain, if you take a toothpick dipped in it and lick it. Whether that is worth it is another question.

>>21503282
>and the "boutique" sauces you have to buy online are all way too hot.
>all
which have you had numbnuts?
which meme sauces?

>>21502819 (OP)
No. I like hot but I also like flavor and enjoying a meal. Not pepper spraying myself in the face just for kicks.

>>21503231
See if you can find El Yucateco XXXtra Hot, which is about the only grocery store hot sauce I've found that is actually hot. As in, there's a limit to how much I'll put on food and I'd have trouble drinking it straight unlike Frank's. The Walmart near me has it in the Hispanic aisle.

>>21502819 (OP)
Probably the same shit as "Da Bomb" - terrible tasting crap with a ton of pure capsacin dumped into it.

If a hotsauces uses Capsaicin extract, I ain't using it. It's a cheap trick for subpar sauces to get sales from rubes

>>21503213
he never rests, he's always there, ready and willing, to seethe at hot sauce threads

>>21502819 (OP)
I'll just have the usual brown dei sauce thanks

>>21504189
El Yucateco XXXtra Hot kicks ass, it's one of my main staples. But as far as hottest grocery store sauces I have to go with the Dave's Insanity sauces. They make El Yucateco XXXtra Hot look like piss baby shit.

>>21504227
>>21504292
If it's not from an actual pepper, it's just chemically doping your sauce for spicelord beard points
It's like saying your coffee beans are the most caffeinated in the world when you just spray them with pure caffeine after roasting

>>21503824
based gf hater

>>21502819 (OP)
I've tried it, it tastes like shit but it is really fuckin hot. Not really good for anything other than a dare, also there are a few hotter sauces.

>>21502819 (OP)
i already tried it. it's miserable. don't do it. i have done several wing challenges in life. this has way higher SHU than anything i've done in the past.

lol it's just some stupid hot sauce. people act like tasting a little bit of it is "so crazy and hot bro dude i'm like dying". i could do it all day and not even flinch. i wouldn't because i'm not a retard but you're a pussy if you make a scene over it.

>>21502819 (OP)
>no gimmicks
>muh scoville

Marketing thread.

>>21502819 (OP)
no because it has 0 fucking flavor plus I do not like Hot Ones™ type crap, they're a clown show which can be fun occasionally but those sauces are not enjoyable and do not make food better, which is the point of hot sauces & chillies. A little goes a long way. Sitting on the toilet for 24 hours crying and shitting is not fun.
>t. i eat chilies all the time and do this regularly

>>21502819 (OP)
That's not a very good hot sauce name. I've seen much better.

>>21504835
>hottest grocery store sauces
actually it's these

Pepper X has a SHU of 2.7m. Anything above that is just something mixed with diluted capsaicin, so who cares? If you're a cool chemical guzzling guy, try the real stuff.