Thread 21503203

Marco Pierre White's recipe, it's amazing (no stock pot needed)
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2zfadqGciSk

>>21503203 (OP)
I'm not watching your vertical ticktock shit, faggot.

shut the fuck up

>>21503203 (OP)
Based. Keep talking. You've made the cooklets seethe.

>>21503210
fpbp

>>21503203 (OP)
Watched the video. Looks extremely delicious. Marco Pierre White always has the best recipes.

that's not a sandwich that's toast with shit on it

>this butter and salt slogged carb with onions tastes good
No shit.

>>21503203 (OP)
Would probably work with 'deez also

>>21503430
>Knorr has deposited one shekel to your account

>>21503203 (OP)
>lemme just grab some ingredients that always go well together and chuck it on a staple that everyone knows and loves and has been consumed for 1000s of years.
>amazing
pick one

>>21503508
It’s bad because everyone loves it and the ingredients go well together?

>>21503210
This.

You just know this >>21503508 guy makes the shittiest food on earth.

I saw this short and made it recently too, it's pretty damn good

>>21503492
>what in the world qualifies british people into thinking they're experts on food?
It's this numpty again . .. obsessed with the Brits.

>>21503325
spbp

>>21503611
He is the king retard. A joke for all the behold. Imagine being such a loser that you have never heard of MPW. Embarrassing!!!

>>21503203 (OP)
>newfags don't even bother to embed properly
eat shit op
https://youtu.be/2zfadqGciSk

>>21503382
It was their choice to seethe

>>21503682
>visiting anything linked on 4chan
You're both newfags. Yours is worse because now everyone is tracked without visiting it.

>>21503787
>newfags
or old fags who don't give a fuck about anything anymore

>>21503203 (OP)
This guy has an amazing ability to make simple things pretentious.

>>21503787
Who exactly are you scared of?

>>21503203 (OP)
Looks like shit, bro. Just like your idol, lol

>>21503795
>or old fags who don't give a fuck about anything anymore
>not embedding a link
what a twisted fucking psychopath

>>21503210
This.

Marco is king and his scrambled eggs are 10000000 times better than ramsays baby food.

>>21503767
Based.

>>21503822
Cringe.

>>21503203 (OP)
i tried his scrambled eggs method and it was like baby food, ironic because thats what he calls British scrambled eggs. it also took twice as long and stuck to the bottom of the pan taking forever to scrub clean

>>21503787
this isnt the mid 00's, thats clearly just youtube not goatse or meatspin ect ect

>>21504278
>t. Cooklet pleb

Imagine

>>21504278
Skill issue.
You suck.

>>21504300
This.
Unbelievable he would admit to failing a recipe that was perfectly explained by one of the best chefs to have ever lived. The absolute state of this board.

>>21504300
>>21504305
it didn't all stick to the pan, it left a yellow smear. the rest was the same texture as baby food. still tasted like scrambled eggs but took twice as long and worse clean up
https://youtu.be/GSOu3-cymnY?t=273

>>21504308
See
>>21504300
>>21504284
>>21504305

>>21504308
THIS GUY SUCKS!

Marco is full of shit. And he puts those parsley sprigs on fucking everything.

>>21505951
Marco is a better cook than you could ever even dream of being. Continue coping.

>>21504277
too watery.

what a insufferable prick. he should do a cunt off with jamie oliver, my money would still be on jamie though

>>21507121
You are too much of a cooklet to even comprehend what you are looking at. Humble yourself, child.

What's with everyone sucking Marco's dick in this thread?
There's nothing special about his recipes, the only thing that makes his food 'better' than anyone else is the properly sourced ingredients. OP's video proves it, in fact - it's literally just toast with some shit on top of it. As long as you're not using the crappiest products you can find at the local convenience store, it's going to taste good.

>>21507494
exactly. he's a hack

>>21507494
Missing the point like the absolute pleb you are. Marco is a better cook than you.

>>21507505
You are the hack.

>>21504278
Utter fucking cooklet

why are shallots so expensive
why don't they just plant all onions as shallots if they are so great

>>21507622
It's in the name, dumbass. They cost shallot.

based chatgpt

>>21503203 (OP)
Marco Pierre White has got a smaller dick that Ramsey
>I AM THE HARDEST CELEBRITY CHEF

>>21507626
no way

>>21503203 (OP)
What the fuck is marco anything and why should should anyone care?

>>21507647
He is/was one of the best chefs to have ever lived. He had a tremendous impact on fine dining in britain, trained tons of chefs that went on to get their own michelin stars, was the youngest chef to ever get 3 michelin stars, was the first "celebrity/rockstar chef", he has inspired millions of people to become better cooks at home, made gordon ramsay cry, and is just a badass dude all around.

You should look him up and possibly watch the "marco cooks for" series on youtube. It is pure kino.

>>21507655
Bullshit, are you selling a book or something?

>>21507655
Julia Child and Mary Berry had him beat by decades.

>>21507659
No, but his book white heat is an incredible cookbook, and he inspired me to become a better cook when I first started teaching myself.

>>21507672
They were not portrayed as the rockstar/bad boy chef like he was. You know how Ramsay got so popular because he was so angry and mean? He got that from Marco.

>>21507672
>>21507659
Watch this and all the other ones in the series. They are kino.

https://youtu.be/5p06Gpn9klg

>>21507187
looks like baby food nigga, I want to taste the consistency of the egg
the previous screenshot made it look better but look at this shit, you can't even see the bread and you have to eat it with a spoon

>>21507880
You are an absolute pleb.

>>21507880
can you boil water alone or do you need marco to explain how to enjoy boiled water the proper way?

Can't stand that man's voice. Utter wanker. Got a far as "challotes"

Marco makes all the cooklets seethe. That is part of why I like him so much.

>>21509861
What? How exactly do you pronounce it?

that's a lot of anchovies

>>21503203 (OP)
Yeah I made this shit last week it fucking slaps so hard
>The butter
>The anchovy
>The shallot
>Libidibbleoliveoil
You can enjoy it, or not, it is your choice.

>>21503203 (OP)
>no stock pot needed

>>21503203 (OP)
>>21503210
>>21503325
>>21503382
Dude check out Gary AKA the Big Spud over on youtube. He does MPW recipes all the time and is amassing quite a community on foodtube.

https://youtube.com/@bigspud?si=F17lXHuAlUsQZfMm

>>21503210
the future is now oldnigger

>>21510489
YES that's one thing I noticed in his video, I made it first with less anchovies and a second time with more (similar to the video) and it was so fucking salty

>>21511295
kys

>>21511948
>kys
No, no. Around here it's "CYS"
Cook YourSelf.

>>21503203 (OP)
Why is he whispering?

>>21507187
t.

Any fish preserved in oil is good on some toasted bread with some pickled whatever and lemon.
>>21512008
Because he destroyed his lungs and throat with cigarettes.

>>21503203 (OP)
Do I listen to MPW or a bunch of seething American tastelets who got lost from their McDonalds threads?

Hmmm let me think.

>>21512021
this would seem likely if not for the fact that he breaks from this vocal style often
he is doing it to seem like an old sage, an ancient master haha
it's what he thinks a sagely old wizard sounds like

>>21511993
shut the fuck up