Thread 21503342

What's the best mass market milk chocolate? This is pretty good but I think I prefer just a basic Cadbury Dairymilk bar.

lindt 70% dark
gets the job done for a reasonable price
>but I want nice chocolate
I LOVED El Rey chocolate when I discovered it as a teen - both the milk and the dark are so flavorful

>>21503346
>milk chocolate
>lindt 70% dark

>>21503342 (OP)
I like a good old fashioned Hershey's milk chocolate bar

>>21503359
As an American who grew up eating Hershey's all the time, it's shit

>>21503362
Evidently, so is your life.

>>21503342 (OP)
Tony's tastes pretty good, but something about their commitment to not using slave labor just doesn't sit right with me.

>>21503342 (OP)
It's Swedish, you can find it worldwide at IKEA.

>But the company has Russian shareholders
Don't give a shit, no other chocolate compares.

>>21503372
>I enjoy chocolate made with slave labor
Weird take but ok

>>21503376
Not in italian ikeas, you can find Daim candies at best
A friend brought me back a bar of marabou with salted liquorice and that shit was cash

>>21503342 (OP)
I absolutely hate how these bars are molded into retarded shapes. Otherwise it's pretty good, desu.
>>21503372
hmm

>>21503342 (OP)
Dubai Chocolate, because I'm not poor
Imagine buying chocolate at IKEA lmao

>>21503927
Imagine the poop particles

>>21503362
You are not and will never be American. You are a swarthy, hairy, slant-eyed lactose intolerant monkey person and your race is named after a mountain range. OOOH WEE WEE ZE AMERICAN CHOCOLATE EET TASTE LIKE ZE WOMIT NO?? Like what the fuck do you know you dog fucking train rider you eat cheese with mites breeding in it.

>>21503927
>I'm not poor
financially no, mentally yes

>>21503947
Cope and seethe about it but Hershey's manufacturing process results in a higher than normal amount of butyric acid in the final product. I don't want chocolate that tastes like parmesan cheese.

>>21503947
Holy gay!

>>21503927
disgusting

>>21503947
>train rider
new slur unlocked

>>21503342 (OP)
its ok, over priced and their politics is insufferable. just sell me good chocolate in a normal cubed bar
>>21503915
its intensional because inequality r bad or something

>>21503947
This is so schizo I can't even tell what race this is supposed to be insulting.

What race is named after a mountain range?

>>21503927
Do you only like this shit because it's pricey?

>>21504707
it was once thought that white people came from the Caucasus Mountains, mainly because it was also thought that Noah's Ark was in those mountains somewhere.
hence Caucasian.

>>21504707
retard

>>21503342 (OP)
Tony's is good. Cote d'or is good. Lindtt is good. Cadbury is okay for milk chocolate, but I think their dark is kind of flavourless and waxy.

I actually think ritter sport is pretty goood.

Tastes better than most premium chocolate.

>>21504943
i had some of this, white chocolate with hazelnuts i think. was delicious.

>>21503372
based

>>21504943
These with the biscuit are the best

>>21503376
how does it taste compared to other chocolates?

>>21503927
that shit was less than $2 and was horrible tfw ate it in france a few months ago

>>21504781
>>21504931
So he's calling white people slant eyed, swarthy and lactose-intolerant? Makes no sense.

>>21505847
no im calling you a retard because caucus should be an easy guess, retard

>>21504718
Do you only dislike it because you can't afford it?

>>21506574
What do you actually like about the taste of this chocolate bar?

For me it’s Ritter Sport Alpine Milk Chocolate

>>21503937
I literally eat my girlfriends shit

>>21506745
yeah, all your coworkers can tell

>>21504968
The same.

>>21503350
Lindt milk chocolate is breddy good it's a shame they generally don't do any interesting milk bars beyond plain.

>>21503947
This nigga eats vomit chocolate!

>>21503947
>swarthy
Wtf I always thought swarthy was a compliment, meaning something like “chill” or “charismatic”.
That explains a lot of weird looks.

>>21503342 (OP)
sblounskched

>>21503927
>chocolate is expensive
>hollow out chocolate bar, fill it with shredded wheat (dirt cheap) and pistachio cream (more expensive but still cheaper than chocolate)
>brand it as "Dubai" chocolate because retards associate the UAE with luxury
>send it to Tik Tok influencers as promotion
>sell a product that should be cheaper than a plain chocolate bar at a 500% mark up
>retards eat it up
>profit

>>21503342 (OP)
As someone who religiously eats cadburys dairy milk, I tried this once and it instantly became my favourite, fuck its so good I'm gonna go buy some right now
>>21503496
Don't even lie to yourself, slave labor would give it that extra oomph to it

Modernity

>>21507914
It's okay to like things even if a lot of other people do too.

>>21503342 (OP)
this one from Aldi. They have a Tony Chocoloney knockoff made by Tony too

>>21508357
That literally looks like diarrhea

This is the worst marketing fad ever
Worse than pet rocks

Honestly all milk chocolate bars tastes the same to me with Hershey's being the only outlier tasting like chemicals (their Symphony whatever bars don't have this problem though).

>>21508351
> slave labor would give it that extra oomph to it
Just shoot fentanyl if you want an oomph. Stop relying on 3rd world kids to provide you with your oomph. Weak ass faggot ass bitch.

>>21503927
>Jeet product

It looks like green shit

>>21508432
>Just shoot fentanyl if you want an oomph
Well that would be stupid, I wouldn't be able to taste my favourite chocolate since I'd be dead. With slave labor it'd make my chocolate cheaper to eat and then I could buy even more chocolate to eat, and then I even have the satisfaction of knowing a third worlder made my chocolate just for me.

>>21508461
> I'd be dead.
Bitch, you are dead.

>>21506747
I don't have a job

>>21508612
I think we can also tell why.