Thread 21503462

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>>21503462 (OP)
Duck liver my mom made for thanksgiving a long time ago. It was perfect.

>>21503462 (OP)
worst thing I ever eaten was whipped cream off a not so fresh pussy. I fucking dryheaved and the lady seemed offended.

>>21503462 (OP)
go ahead hate on me
idc bitches

>>21503462 (OP)
Pizza

Kanafah is cool

>>21503467
Food and sex don’t mix

I love the taste of a smelly pussy or ass THOUGH

Poo

>>21503462 (OP)
Watermelon or hot wings

The people who are saying pussy obviously never had sex

Pussy smells like spoiling seafood thats been peppered for an hour straight to mask the rancid smell. It’s where they pee and is extremely close to where they poo, it is not supposed to smell or taste good

>>21503462 (OP)
300mg of acid.

>>21503532
My gfs pussy even on unwashed days smells nothing like seafood, it smells like baked bread and after a shower smells like nothing and tastes faintly like sour cream. You're just eating rotten STD pussy.

>>21503538
hes shit posting you fucking sperg, there is no "people"
it was one fucking post.

>>21503541
>Samefag

>>21503474
Not true. Females are biologically incapable of mating on an empty stomach.

>>21503462 (OP)
An entire seared and slow-grilled tomahawk steak that I cooked medium rare, seasoned with nothing coarse salt and a bit of nutmeg a few seconds before putting it on the grill. I ate the entire thing in one sitting, it was that good.
>>21503538
Doesn't make it appetizing.

Stuffed cuttlefish in rome.
Found the resturaunt off the beaten path and ate it with some truffle risotto.

It was amazing.

>>21503547
nah man. His girlfriend's pussy is not bad. If you have five bucks you should try it.

>>21503536
That's the max I ever took. It was a tiring experience.

I didn’t samefag? I’ve been with a fair bit and all of them stunk badly in one form or another. It’s the pheromones; essence of womanhood. If your gf doesnt have a distinct smell you might be eating out a dude who went under a gender assignment surgery. Time to ask for her childhood pictures. Good luck

>>21503462 (OP)
Duck roasted in some kind of stove oven at a Christmas business dinner.
I had roast duck a few times after that but nothing even came close, I don't know how they did it, didn't think to ask at the time.
I'm guessing it helps that the duck was from one of the flocks the cooperative owner had raised for personal use, maybe different breed, definitely different treatment.

The ham sandwich from this bar.

Some Mountain House freeze dried spaghetti I make after hiking in the Sierras in the rain all day.

>>21503566
Use dark mode.

Trust me, you don't have the funds to afford it, but a very special type of ice cream.

>>21503595
chill out mr freeze

>>21503572
Can a Texan please explain to me the meaning of the sodomy flag sticker on the door?

>>21503602
filthy vandals. they will be drawn and quartered within the week

>>21503542
who else am i meant to be?

>>21503565
i didnt feel tired for about 2 days.

>>21503610
citric acid

>>21503613
if citric acid makes my skin feel like ive got cobwebs on it and that my hands keep looking like theyre tangled with christmas tinsel
i dont want to eat fruit every again. fuck i like grapes aswell :(

>>21503616
lemons are fucked up man

>>21503625
nah this wasnt lemon, this was a lime slice i got in my diet coke on holiday.
just dont squeeze that shit in your drink mayne

>>21503532
I'm straight but pussy is kinda gross honestly, I don't even like looking at it. The rest of a woman's body is far more beautiful and aesthetic

>>21503640
>I'm straight

>>21503462 (OP)
Peruvian ceviche made by an old peruvian guy in a one room restaurant

>>21503644
it's supposed to make your peenor feel good, not make you want to bury your face in it

>>21503538
>gfs pussy smells like bread
She has a perma yeast infection lmao. I'm guessing she's your first so you don't know shit.

>>21503732
>I'm guessing she's your first so you don't know shit.
thats still one more than you.

>>21503734
>literal plapjack
lmao

>>21503736
if you say so anon, i wasnt even the anon you where talking to.

>>21503462 (OP)
Lobster tails dipped in butter made me finally realize why it's so expensive and always been considered a rich man's food.

>>21503732
It's not a "yeast infection," there's no rash or odd smells or whatever, just when she's sweaty, and no she isn't my first, but no pussy I have ever been with has smelled like seafood. If you think that's normal you're ironically more of a plapjak.

>>21503753
It used to be poor people food, until people found out. THEN it became rich people food

>>21503462 (OP)
Best thing ever was some sort of dark chocolate brownie cake with a hazelnut & ganache mix between the layers that I made back in the 90s. Got the recipe from a TV appearance by that French guy who wrote the Death by Chocolate cookbooks, Marcel DeSaulnier, I think his name was.

I could never find that recipe again sadly. It's not even in his chocolate cakes book. I'd punch a stranger in the nuts just to have that recipe again, god damn it was good.

>>21503462 (OP)
Smoked fish at a Christmas market I went to with my grandma in 2018.
It was basically Food As Seen On TV™. Just straight up bliss.
Both saved and ruined the trip for me because everything before and after was just mediocre.
God I need to find a way to make this somehow.

There's so many actual gays in here and they're gossiping rather than recounting a tale of the best food they've eaten. How pathetic.

Homemade tiramasu chocolate fudge cake!!!

rockin' roberts

This is very subjective and situational. I've had a lot of good meals at garbage establishments, food trucks, chain casual, and fantsy pance places, but I'll tell you what my best feed was.

>be me
>23
>2-week summer holiday in the White Mountains with my bro and his friend, parents joining a day later
>bro and me book a 3-day hike up and over the Presidential range
>they decide to go up to Madison Hut a day early, so I can arrive a day later and sync up with them
>they leave on day 1, I stay and hangout with my parents, sis, and nephews
>I leave alone on day 2, knowing they're waiting for me already up at Madison
>beautiful day, sunny and warm, all is good
>get to the trail known as the "Sub Way" which connects to King Ravine and I can see Madison Hut off in the distance above the treeline, maybe only 6 hours away
>the Sub Way is 500M year old boulders, still caked in ice even though it's August
>being a stupid shit bounding across the rocks I slip and fall between the boulders
>oopsies haha
>fall like 30ft between the boulders ripping skin on both legs and ribs and land deadfall on a rock and break my leg
>lay there deep in a dark crevice in pain with minimal water for hours until the sun goes down
>bite my tongue all night to keep myself awake
>the next morning I assume my bro has alerted people I haven't arrived
>I'm shaking hypothermic and all I see is this sliver of sky between the boulders above me
>I see a shadow leap across
>start yelling
>he hears me
>fucking french trailrunner in short shorts comes back and sees me down below in distress
>almost parkours his way down to me, gives me a hoodie, snacks, and water
>he has to leave to get help
>wait all day, SAR arrives, already dusk again at this point
>takes them 6 hours to get me out and carry me down the mountain on a gurney
>5 hours in surgery to bolt my bones together
>hadn't eaten in 2 days
>mum arrives at the hospital with a bag of McDonalds. Fries, Big Macs, McNuggets, and a chocolate shake

>>21503898
yeah I tabbed in to this fuckass thread while eating and now my appetite is ruined

>>21503921
Macdonalds SUCK

>>21503942
not that day anon, that was the best meal I ever ate

https://youtu.be/iMfgcA1zlGY?si=pMzWcqKUapXebyaG

>>21503462 (OP)
Either chupe de jaiba or pasta nero di seppia

>>21503943
No they are gross !!

>>21503758
Pussy smelling like fish is well documented and experienced by those up in there. You doubting that indicates you have very little experience with what you are confidently being wrong about.

I enjoy ice cream...

After four days of being innamountains, the breakfast we made on the last day on the propane burner. It was just flat bread, eggs, salami, cheese and ketchup, but it was every single thing my body wanted, and the tremendous rush of fulfilling those needs was one of the most primal "This is so fucking delicious" moments I can think of.

A good meal is great, but an okay meal on an empty stomach while physically exhausted is transcendent.

>>21503991
100% agree anon, well put.

>>21503991
>"innamountains"
I hate mutts so much. Why do you all use these fake faggoty words?

>>21504002
Where are you from sir? I am well traveled and I am fairly certain I can ridicule your left behind throwback people better than you can mine. So, where are you from? Show us your balls?

>>21504004
Cape Town, and don't you forget it. Why do you say "innawoods"? What compels Americans to make up silly words? Even the "strong" men use these gay words.

>>21504007
Well, when you do not speak in clicks and whistles, language is meant to evolve. Word usage is a way to inflect personallity while you attempt to offer informative speach. It is much the same as putting a slightly larger plate in your lip. Hope this helps.

>>21503991
>>21504004
No, he's right. You sound like an unbearably colossal faggot.

>>21504011
"Inawoods" sounds gay as fuck and utterly American

>>21504012
While I do not fuck men, I could if I wanted and you are correct you would not be able to bear me. His question was asked and answered, and just because you want me to fuck you, that does not make me gay... it just makes you delusionally hopeful.

>>21504015
Cram it, POOFTER

>>21504022
I picture you shouting this over your shoulder while you try and goatse me. No thanks sir. No menas NO! Do not make me use my rape whistle.

>these newfags who don't even know innawoods trying to step
grim

>>21504026
>>21504024
Oh fuck off.

>>21503898
>>21503925
Then post something or shut the fuck up you absolute goobers
Fucking hate whiny cunts like you "waaahh i dont wike da thwead", then fucking post some good content. Youre whining like a bunch of toddlers

>>21504031
Beg me harder to quit you fucking pussy.

>>21504015
Ahh the "wit" and with a shtick that's urbane. Marvellous banter, I'm bereft of ribs.

Baskin Roberts

>>21504039
rockin'

>>21504036
You're a fucking FAGGOT and I speak Afrikaans no clicking you black keffir cunt

Americunt backed down
Petrus wins agaiN!

>>21504055
I don't understand ebonics

>>21504055
What is that... some form of Jive? No one cares. You stayed in the spot the rest of humanity had the common sense to flee to get away from all the niggers and lions.

>>21504073
The Dutch returned you fool, they didn't stay there

>>21504079
The dutch returned to pick up cheap farm equipment that barely worked once you beat on it. Other than that, the rest of the world does not care about you guys eating each other.

Stop the anti-White hate you American faggot or we will go innayourasshole and kak in it

>>21504083
You calling Dutch people white? All the Dutch I have met look like Jews that might have had a great grandpa with yellow fever somewhere in their genetic history. Little rat people.

>>21504082
Some Jaapie yelling doesn't detract from the turbo gaylordism of this >>21503991
it's like there's an insatiable thirst for bucketloads of semen. I shuddered reading it

>>21504097
I never said the backfudgepacker was ok, just that Africans are worse.

>>21504099
I beg to differ, it would be near impossible to be worse than primal salami guy and his pretentious fable

Innamountains
Innagaycunt

>>21504101
I can prove you wrong... to be annoyed by the other guy he has to speak his empty gay mind. Africans come with a swarm of flies and stink. They do not even need to talk to be annoying.

>>21504105
We'll have to disagree, I've got a solid mind and a solid constitution, but it's going to take me a while to get over the innamountains retard's story.

>>21503962
It's been well documented and experienced by dirty people who will fuck any filthy hole they can get into lmao. I fucked a handful of normal, healthy women in college and it never smelled like fish, bread, or anything else really.

>>21504114
Oh, I get it... you have really small hands.

Younger women with good self care do not stink of day old dead fish. Past 23 or so, just learn to not breath through your nose.

You people are fuckin gross.
Quit talking about cunnilingus on work safe cooking forums.

>>21504105
Fuck off loser

>>21503462 (OP)
My sisters chicken curry or meatloaf. I dunno what kind of drugs she put in there but fuuuuucck it was good. She got pissed at me because I ate all the leftovers while she was at work. It was too good, I couldnt stop myself.

>>21504144
Get a job you fucking loser

>>21504127
Doesnt have to just be younger women. If a woman takes care of herself it barely has a smell, it smells like vagina. Not old rotting meat/fish/hot dumpster.

>>21504140
beg me harder to quit pussy.

>>21504148
I have one. This was 16 years ago.

>>21503921
>high as fuck after not eating for days
Reminds me of the Whopper I had after wisdom teeth removal. I remember that from 20 years ago but I went 5 days without calories in September and don't remember what I ate first at all.
My favourite things to eat have all gradually worsened over years to where I don't enjoy them at all.

>>21503962
>all those times you loudly complained that someone was eating fish

>>21504127
I can only imagine the swine that let you put that filthy little grub you call your penis into their rotten fish hole, and now you come on food and cooking to act like you're some sort of Don Juan. Literal plapjak. So gross and so sad.

Nothing leaps out as "best", but some Christmas dinners at restaurants that normally wouldn't be considered due to expense were fantastic.

Worst was some curry from a restaurant that delivered, and seemed to be mildly warm tomato sauce on very indifferent chicken and microwave rice.

>>21503991
it's 90% state of mind, except in my case it was reese's pieces while high on nutmeg
best food I've had in my life, pretty shit while sober

Baskin

WHAT IN THE THOUSANDTH FUCK IS A PLAPJAK

>>21503462 (OP)
Tie between two, with one being situational so doesn't feel fair
First.
>Went a big hiking trip
>Brought a frozen solid t-bone steak along with me
>It wasn't too hot out (40s) so it stayed frozen till the second day
>Exhausted from hiking, super hungry
>Cooked the steak over an open fire, added salt and pepper, and ate it with my hands
>Hot, greasy, bloody, and flavor was perfect
>Never had a better steak, even if it was partly because of being tired and cold

Second
>Good friend from college was Afghan
>Mentioned all the time his mom would make this local dish of spicy stewed lamb and apricots
>Told him if he has the recipe and would cook it, I'll fork over money for the ingredients
>Spend an afternoon before winter break cooking up a massive pot of it
>Thick, brownish-red, almost like a stew
>Poured it over basmati rice
>Absolutely fucking delicious
>Tender lamb, sweet and spicy
>Borderline crack
>Never got the full recipe for him and searching around on the internet has given some similar dishes, but never the exact one
It's almost a hobby now trying to recreate it from memory

Innashiddy

>>21504273
It's a sharty meme that embodies the concept of "Any port in the storm".
Someone who, out of a lack of self respect, fucks women who are portly and/or unkempt.

>>21504173
how long has it been since your mother abandond you? It is sad you can only imagine her in your memory... I feel for you. Guys like you are "special" and should not know such darkness.

>>21503462 (OP)
My granddad's roast lamb dinner.

I've cooked thousands of roasts but I can't surpass him.

>>21503644
Pussy only looks and smells good when you're overwhelmed by horny emotions and hormones. But as soon as you bust that nut, it once again looks and smells weird. A girl's fucking saliva usually tastes and smells better than her pussy

>>21503921
Based French faggot

>>21503595
Butter Brickle

>>21503991
Ignore the seething city boys. A good strong meal when you've been highly active just tastes and feels better than even the fanciest, most well prepared mood. Much like when you're really thirsty, water tastes amazing.

>>21503462 (OP)
possably, ate so many awesome things...

>>21503462 (OP)
The pussy of a 4'11 Vietnamese girl

>>21504007
meme words that have been along far longer than you, newfag

>>21504007
>Why do you say "innawoods"?
Newfag

>>21503462 (OP)
Blackened catfish on bourbon street.

>>21503921
skill issue

>>21504670
I think I've tried something similar to this and wasn't a fan.
If these are the chocolates with pop-rocks in them, it was too weird for me.

the potato salad at mission bbq is the best i've ever had
too bad those fuckers only have it seasonally. i never know what sides are on the menu when i go in there since they rotate it too much.

>>21503462 (OP)
a good buttercup squash is hard to beat.

I made meatballs while incredibly drunk and blitzed out of my mind on painkillers. I had surgery, I just ordered a bunch of random shit from the grocery store and had it delivered. Those were, no joke, the best meatballs I have ever had. It was the best meal I've ever had. I know it was beef and pork, but I have no idea what the fuck else was in there. I froze what I didn't cook and ate those for a couple weeks afterwards, they were amazing. Absolutely amazing.

From what I distinctly recall making, seafood gumbo. Lump crab, shrimp, live crawfish, and andouille. It had okra, but I browned it beforehand. Added jalapenos and one habanero.

Best food I've ever had in a restaurant was this little spanish place in Fort Lauderdale with this girl I met while I was there. You were a blast, Belinda, Your pussy tasted better than the meal.

>>21504881
KKKRISPY KKKREME

Donuts are for niggers

Innabaskin

>>21505073
What shape would donuts be if blacks invented them? I know they would not be wheel shaped and would likely be worn as jewlery.

>>21504455
That's the lamest comeback I've ever seen on this website. You are a fucking retard lmao

>>21505075
I present to you african donuts

>>21505100
There is nothing to comeback from you ignorant faggot. I have been on my feet and above you forever. Get a fucking clue.

>>21503532
women dont pee out thier pussies

>>21504039
Kek it's kino.

>>21505151
i failed health class like 3 times but still passed high school so not my problem

>>21505052
>Best food I've ever had in a restaurant was this little spanish place in Fort Lauderdale with this girl I met while I was there
Cafe Seville? Tapas followed by tapass must’ve been a great night

>>21503462 (OP)
i made bucatini with amatriciana sauce for myself one night

it was really good

This whole thread is a Baskin Roberts thing, isn't it?

>>21505892
rockin'

>>21503538
I feel sick

>>21505892
Take a look for yourself.

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/Pinch_____E.jpg/

Chin's Szechwan spicy honey chicken and their cold peanut noodles which i don't think they make anymore. Encinitas, CA

>>21505114
oh no, I am about to murder an incompetent rapist! Fuck off.

I have a vivid memory of eating kebab for lunch that was better than the sex I'd had the night before. It felt like a religious experience.

>>21505566
I can't recall, but it was in the grimy part of town next to a check cashing place. Quick search leads me to believe that was the place, bit of a rathole but the stuffed peppers were amazing.

>>21505151

Its obvious youve never licked pussy. Anytime you lick pussy there's always a little hint of pee, always. Spare me the technically bullshit about how its actually a different hole a mm away from the pussy. For all intensive purposes, women piss out of their vaginas and thats okay

>>21503462 (OP)
Your mom's asshole

Pestino's buffalo chicken pizza
the entire thing was incredible. dough (80% of a pizza) was perfect, they used plenty of a nice buffalo sauce, they grilled the chicken til some pieces had some char, cheese was a mix of fresh mozzarella and smoked provolone
they closed long ago

A mix between the swordfish steak seared to perfection, or the beef wellington that made it my favorite dish.
I could go for either right now with a big-ass mug of wine.

>>21503532
for some people (like me) brain chemistry changes when the dick is hard. shit that would be disgusting in the morning is suddenly the hottest thing at night. thats part of why post nut clarity is so strong, its your brain going
>man that shit was really fucking nasty wtf is wrong with me i cant keep doing this...

>>21505109
Enjoy those dirty smelly cooters if that's what it takes to tell yourself at least I'm not an incel lmao. A fat, ugly retard has to take what he can I suppose.

>>21506521
whereas you have no experience with anything at all. No one thinks you fuck super models that pressure wash their pussies after getting done working on their alter to you all day.

My dad's lasagna. Greatest lasagna I have ever had.
Cheddar cheese, meaty, not too much sauce, Italian sweet sausage, the whole package.

>>21503470
Too bad a medium pie is like 15 dollars. Fuck that noise.

picadillo empanadas I made after an 8 hour shift at cedar point.

A pig's eyeball from this restaurant called Cannibal in NYC. It was part of a half pig's head me and my dad ordered; we went there to celebrate my high school graduation I believe. The eyeball was delicious, and the beer was incredible too--a porter called Lil' B by Evil Twin Brewing. I've never been able to find it since. I will find it again.

>>21506611
Only supermodels have pussies that don't smell like hot garbage? Nah...I think you've just fucked some really dirty skanks with zero hygiene standards if they let people like you in there. Hey, at least you've done better than the losers on r9k right?

>>21506323
>intensive purposes

>>21503462 (OP)
pussy

>>21506640
Is a half pig kinda like how a mule is a half horse?

>>21503462 (OP)
A Big Pal with Cheese
I haven't lived near one in years yet my brain remembers every single detail

>>21506665
I am old, and fuck at half my age level and have for decades. You do not have access to a higher quality of woman than I do, no matter how hard you would like to convince every one here of that lie.

>>21506704
shitty image macros are a diamond dozen dude, get some better material

>>21507150
>and fuck at half my age level
Whatever you say dummy, you sure seem to have a way with words. Just to be clear, you're telling me that EVERY one of these women you're banging three times a week have stinky pussies?

>>21503462 (OP)
I had a glazed duck roast in Paris that I'm embarassed to say I can't remember what it was called. Remains the most orgasmic thing I've ever eaten.

>>21507169
Younger women do not with minimal effort. As they age, in my experience, they do develop smell and taste no matter what they do. This is simply a truth.

>>21507173
The oldest woman I've been with was 29 and again, her vagina did not smell like anything. I hope you treat these hookers nicely and pay them a little extra to buy some wet wipes.

>>21507191
it is nice you still look out for your mother like that. Anyway, ever consider you might not have a strong sense of smell?

A porchetta sandwich at the market in Florence. It was just bread and porchetta, nothing else.

Idk if that’s the absolute best I’ve ever eaten, but if it’s not #1 it’s close.

>>21507195
I can smell just fine. Since apparently you like to visit the retirement home to get laid I can imagine all the scents associated with old Depends blend together after a while.

>>21503462 (OP)
when I was a kid, my grandma used to make a special dish she invented just for me, she fried a bag of dry chop-suey noodles and added some stuff I don't remember, it tasted like heaven for me. then she died and I could never make them like she used to, I just don't get how she managed to get it all evenly fried inside and outside without burning.

>>21507215
I get it now... you are horrible at sex! You have never made a woman musk up because she wants ya, and you do not get repeat appointments as you say the women you have known do not smell... bro... they smell different from day to day. You are bad at sex.

>>21506620
Maybe in your shithole country but I can buy a large peperoni for $5

>>21507230
It's crazy how you can't just admit that normal women don't have stinky pussies. Yea bro, if she took a shower and washed herself it doesn't smell like fucking fish lmao. The rotten vinegar smell that radiates off your balls isn't "musk", it's filth. The women I fuck usually take a shower before we hang out because we aren't meeting up in a dirty motel room so I pay for her meth that evening.

>>21503532
I've encountered only one smelly pussy in my entire sexual catalog. Maybe raise your standards

>>21507255
Maybe you can back me up with this guy >>21507230 who insists that I'm a virgin because I'm telling him that normal women don't have smelly cunts.

>>21507252
the only one talking about and knowledgeable about meth whores is you. What is crazy is how much of your hand you show. Not only are you absolutly tragic at fucking, but now I know you do not earn your money. Seeing as you clearly fuck like a broken dunking bird, somehow you have attracted a shallow pool of one night stands so you think you can speak from experience. Your written personallity is dogshit, so I am forced to assume you live off mom's tit or hit it big on scratch offs. My guess is settlement or lawsuit payout.

>>21507272
The level of projection is astounding. You're the one who is hellbent on insisting that a stinky pussy is normal. Because of that I'm very sure that you're fat, have shitty broken teeth, probably work in something like a car rental place at the airport or a warehouse, and you take pride in wearing tattered clothes you bought at Kmart 20 years ago. All because you insist that "knowing how pussy smells" is proof that you're not as bad as the countless dregs on this website who've never even seen one. You're the one who jumped to insisting that I've never fucked. I believe that you have, and that every time it's been in a dirty, obese cesspool lol. Let me guess, it's normal for her to have skid marks in her granny panties too?

>>21507296
You are now setting off my mexican detector. You are willing to argue endlessly so you grew up with siblings or around other kids that knew you sucked and would grow up to fuck poorly. Considering this, I am fairly certain your sense of smell has been damaged from using the same pan of fucking corn oil for a months worth of tortillas.

>>21507296
>projection
>suddenly Freud's coked out babble is legitimate
Guess you want to fuck your mom too weirdo lmao

cereals YUM YUM

>>21507310
I am white, I have one sibling, and I have a decent job that allows me to live in a nice place and enjoy luxuries that most people do need to have rich parents to experience. Despite being someone who is spending friday night on 4chinks I'm handsome enough to have had several pretty, skinny, normie fuck buddies who never had smelly pussies. So your assumptive skills are lacking, but would you care to tell me if I was right in guessing that you're the type of guy who takes pride in fucking dirty pigs because at least that makes you better than the whiny virgins who have never had that privilege?

>>21507334
No. You are not correct, and the fact you do not know that women not only smell, but that it can change drastically from gay to day says it all... you are not getting repeat business,

>>21503470
one night when i as in middle school my mom left me a $20 to order pizza from the hut back when they had that $5 menu. ordered a pizza, buffalo wings and a 2 liter of dr pepper and absolutely pigged the fuck out watching captainsparklez minecraft videos like this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgfDIm3Qsyc

pizza hut sucks ass these days thougheverbeit

>>21503462 (OP)
When I was in Bologna, I had a dish of veal tortellini in brodo which was clearly the best stuffed pasta I had ever had. Rich and creamy but not overpowering with the broth either

>>21503462 (OP)
Monkfish liver sushi at some place in Long Beach

>>21503462 (OP)
>seafood chowder from a pub in Halifax
>black sesame tantan ramen in Japan
>hot turkey sandwich with a large chocolate milk from St.Hubert for nostalgia's sake

>>21503532
Woaaahhh easy there captain ballbuster, let us incels enjoy our little fantasy for a while

>>21507237
i am jealous of americans
thats why they are so rotund and sexy like that

>>21503532
Sounds like you’ve had sex once with a disgusting slut

You’re also probably gay if you don’t like pussy smell

>>21507441
>Sounds like you’ve had sex once
kek this. Dudes who lost their virginity at like 27 and never had sex with another woman again can't wait to tell you all about it.

>>21507342
>change drastically
Who the fuck are you having sex with where the smell is not only obvious and apparent, but it's drastically different from meeting to meeting? When I'm having sex there are no smells involved. You will never convince me that you've not been fucking some real nasty pigs, if the SMELL is a major part of the situation.
>>21507463
Those guys and the ones who think that one of the playboy secrets is that every woman's pussy smells like fucking fish lmao

Just getting in on this hot /ck/ topic:
Only my fat highschool goth gf ever had any discernible smell to her pussy and that was only when she went without showering and even then it was only once and immediately called her on it.
I've only dated asians in the two decades since and none of them have had any discernible smell.

Favorite meal:
Hard to pin down but right now the first thing that comes to mind is going to a seafood restaurant in Arkansas that served deepfried breaded alligator. That experience alone made me get the extremely overpriced and lesser version that I could find at the MN state fair every year since. Love me some gator. And unstinky pussy. That too.

double double in n out burger animal style covered in ketchup im partial to the animal style fries too idgaf or fried french toast i had in indiana or some teryaki noodles i had in colorado

>>21507718
giordanos deep dish too

large italian no tomatoes from here

>>21503462 (OP)
For the umpteenth time, virgin pussy...

>>21504872
obviously but nevertheless

>>21507485
I do not count, but lets attempt a count. I am 50, and have stayed single always. I started having sex at 16. If I had an average of 3 partners a year, which is a fair estimate, that means I have laid pipe to roughly 102 women. You are gonna call bullshit, but that figure is low. I not only have more experience than all of you, I have more experience than most of you combined. Keep on writing that I fuck skanks with dirty pussies or simply do not know what I am talking about. I find it quaint.

>>21503462 (OP)
Pussy

>>21507983
you ruined this thread on /ck/ you are both losers and needed to take your cat fight to discord...JFC

>>21503462 (OP)
Your dad's asshole

>>21508130
or you could just go live on your own discord for whiny controlling bitches and then you will not have an issue.

A plate of airport buffet food I had years ago. I still remember it was mostly noodles. It was really a mixture of everything I liked the look of.

Y'see, the family and I were staying in a nice hotel on holiday with a self-serve buffet but my mother would always chastise my father, my brother and I for filling our plates and curtailed our enjoyment of the nice (Prepaid) food service. But guess what. In the airport, we were hungry, and she wasn't. So she stayed behind to guard the luggage whilst we got some actual food.

I have never eaten that good in my life again. Imagine spending two weeks with quality food available every day, but being told "you can't have that, it's too rich", "you can't have that much", "You all should stop eating so much.", "stop trying to fill your plates, what if we go out in the evening?". I get that she meant well, but the mountain of food we consumed at the airport in her absence probably counted as another bag of luggage in weight. It wasn't even as good as the hotel food, but we were finally free to enjoy it on our own terms.

>>21507983
>>21508218
Was your mom desperately begging...pleading to keep her boys from getting more morbidly obese than they already were?

>>21507266
Yeah you're right. A normal woman who can function in society day to day most likely doesn't have a stank pussy. They have the capacity for it to stink a little bit, but that's just being human. My cock smells if I don't shower for a couple days so I can't judge, but on a normal day, everything is fine. Idk what the dude is talking about with his abhorrent description though. He must seriously have experienced some disgusting women

>>21508238
Quote my "abhorrent description". I said pussies smell. The other anon said they do not and that I must fuck skanks. I have experienced zero disgusting women, but of the many woman I have experienced, all of them had some days.

>>21503753
>>21503797
Yep, 100 years ago lobster was typical prison food in the USA.

>>21503466
Same but it was mom liver my duck made.

Fresh caught seabass in cape cod, grandma grilled it

>>21508241
>Pussy smells like spoiling seafood thats been peppered for an hour straight to mask the rancid smell. It’s where they pee and is extremely close to where they poo, it is not supposed to smell or taste good

This is the description I was referring to

chicken and steak at my cousins funeral last year

>>21508458
Why did your cousin die

>>21503462 (OP)
prime rib and blueberry pie on my 13th birthday

>>21503462 (OP)
A stew with steamed beef, rice and veggies at a Japanese restaurant here. Dessert included a jazmin tea that was also amazing. The restaurant is gone and I don't remember the name of the dish. But I think about it all the time. The beef was so tender it would shred away even with chopsticks.

Best meal ever.

>>21503462 (OP)
A stew with steamed beef, rice and veggies at a Japanese restaurant here. Dessert included a cup of jasmine tea that was also amazing. The restaurant is gone and I don't remember the name of the dish. But I think about it all the time. The beef was so tender it would shred away even with chopsticks.

Best meal ever.

>>21508465
i dont know, so that i could have chicken maybe?

>>21508477
No one told you why he died? Seems odd

>>21508511
had a heart attack but thats how he died not why

>>21508528
A heart attack explains why

>>21508511
They don't tell people when it's the vaxx.

>>21508456
that was not me, who you attributed it to.

>>21508721
Okay

>>21503462 (OP)
Two things:
>Mini cinnamon donuts on the Ski Tube back in 1999. They were expensive as shit but they were cooked fresh and hot and were really nice to warm you up in the cold train tunnel
>Authentic fried rice in 1987 at a proper Chinese restaurant in Fortitude Valley. Place hasn't existed for about 30 years now.

A lasagna made by a busty Italian-American housewife

/ck/ - cunnilungus and vaginal health debate
>>21503462 (OP)
My younger brother makes some amazing reverse seared steaks.

>>21503462 (OP)
Fingerling potatoes cooked in porchetta fat and served with rosemary salt
Fuck I miss Roli Roti

>>21503462 (OP)
Home made crawfish pasta.

But boy did I EARN that.

Recipe said 'stir for 10 minutes and DO NOT STOP'

I was stirring. Non stop. For 40 minutes before the reduction was finished.

But if you can't take the heat and all.

Worth it. So worth it.