Just a reminder lads, oyster season is right around the corner.

yumb

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Are the rules different where you are? It's over 30 days away.

Break out the rubber sheets

>>21503876
You mean for all the secks OP is about to have?

>>21503876
Reminds me of a line from a song by notoriously terrible industrial metal/cyber goth band Cat Rapes Dog:
>I am filled with lust and love
>bring me the lube and a rubber glove
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQxPHkHZn38

>>21503893
Oh, and a board relevant song, Eating People is Fun:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs0OqhNrJbI

Is there much difference between farmed and wild?

>>21503799 (OP)
Repulsive sea boogers

>>21503799 (OP)
>Good food and good eating are about risk. Every once in a while an oyster, for instance, will make you sick to your stomach. Does this mean you should stop eating oysters? No way. The more exotic the food, the more adventurous the serious eater, the higher the likelihood of later discomfort. I'm not going to deny myself the pleasures of morcilla sausage, or sashimi, or even ropa vieja at the local Cuban joint just because sometimes I feel bad a few hours after I've eaten them.
Bourdain sisters, are oysters truly worth it? Never had one in my life, my dad's allergic to shellfish so growing up we avoided it like the plague.

Friendly reminder: if it ain't a buck a shuck, you are a cuck

>>21504453
I've eaten thousands of raw oysters in my life and I've never gotten sick (knock on wood)

Dude there's still at least another month that has the letter "R" in it.

Plus with global warming you should probably wait a little while longer.

RIP your toilet.

>>21504610
Exactly what >>21503874 said

>>21504604
getting sick from raw meat is the biggest lie ever told

Maybe it’s because I grew up in the northeast but I really prefer the flats on the Atlantic more than the bowl shaped pacific west coast varieties

>>21504665
>falling for influencer psyops
meth is safe too, Liver King said so.

>>21504722
Hitler used meth and was a pretty high achiever

>>21504359
I think oyster farming is similar to "wild caught hatchery raised salmon" where they help oysters reproduc then toss them in a bay until they can be harvested.
In other words they aren't mutant oysters grown in a net like their farm fish cousins.

>>21504788
yeah i've seen some oyster beds before - they're "farmed" but grown under natural conditions

>>21504722
no one watches liver manlet he exists only to discredit the truth

>>21504798
>manlet
How tall is she?

>>21504864
>How tall is she?

>>21503799 (OP)
Little necks >>>>>>>>>> oysters

>>21504610
>'ber rule
In New England its rule of thumb for wild oysters and doesnt apply to farmed oysters where they monitor the water for bacteria. You can break the 'ber rule for oysters in recreational shellfish beds because the water is tested by the town locals. I'm sure rules are similar elsewhere but oysters are fucking everywhere.

>>21504959
muh f'rmd oysters

>>21504959
January, February, March and April ain't no 'bers, 'eta'd.

>>21504959
>>21504997
>>21505033
speak english

>>21505089
>she doesn't know the rule
You probably don't even eat oysters.

>>21505094
i ONLY eat oysters

>>21503799 (OP)
Muscles > Oysters
>>21503874
If you live where the good mollusks are you can harvest year-round. Also--Atlantic oysters are shit.

>>21504359
Kinda.
What maters most for the flavor of oysters is where they're grown. Oyster Farmers pick the prime spots with good tidal flow but those spots don't always have an abundance of oysters naturally. They're filter feeders so their taste is massively influenced on what they eat.

If you go harvest them yourself you're limited to public beaches that have easy access or you're going to be hiking a long way with cook pots. If you own or know someone with good beach property you may or may not have access to oysters on par with farmed versions.

>>21505724
>you're going to be hiking a long way with cook pots
who said anything about cooking?

>>21503799 (OP)
can't stand oysters, they look and smell like pussi*s, they just give me the yuck

>>21506609

>>21505717
Hard to disagree with an otter, mussels are pretty damn good too.

>>21506682
$1.50/lb for live ones during the summer months can't be argued with either. We eat so many damn mussels, that we might as well be otters. Well, I /am/ tall, thin and hairy and I was on the swim team in school so maybe I am an otter after all.
We might pick some more up tomorrow, actually, even though we just ate some the other week (in yellow pepper sauce).

>>21506692
>maybe I am an otter after all
Maybe... or maybe you're something else entirely.

>>21503799 (OP)
Out of any correctly served food, these slimey things are the most likely to kill you.

>>21506798
You sure about that?

>>21506812
Yeah. About 100 people die just in US from oysters every year while legally prepared restaurant fugu has like one death every 50 years if even that.

>>21506819
>a challenger appears

>>21506819
How many people eat oysters vs blowfish?

>>21506953
this is critical data

>>21503799 (OP)
There's no R in August

>>21507039
>he lives in the northern hemisphere
down under its winter time right now

>>21504387
So you know what it's like to eat boogers? Makes sense. Stick to the chicken tendies and coca cola like the manbaby retard you are.

>>21504453
You should try it. Oysters are luxurious, delicious, and enjoying them is a significant privilege in this life.

>>21503799 (OP)
Awh yiss. My grandmother made the best fried oysters before she died. Been trying to find a place that matches

>>21504387
You must be over 30 to post here

>>21504665
My girlfriend gets sick every time I eat a raw steak