Thread 21504286

want to impress a girl with my cooking but shes vegan... Can anyone help out?

Do you need a complete dish or are you looking for vegan options?
Vegan oyster sauce tastes good maybe hard to find, vegan cream is mostly fine, like any other dish seasoning is key

>>21504286 (OP)
Theres so much to cover. Give some info to cut off many potentials so I'm left with boundaries to help you.

>>21504294
This.

>>21504294
i.e is it a date, what's the budget, what are you trying to make, etc. Many dishes can be made vegan by default, and you just add/top it with your protein of choice and top hers with some grilled/fried tofu or store bought depending on what dish youre making.

>>21504296
not really a date more like meeting up with a couple of friends. Bugdet nothing too crazy. I personally am more into asian dishes. Or at least a little bit spicy. She fucking hates cilantro with a passion

>>21504301
Make a stir fry with fresh cut up veg and some veggie egg rolls, make your own vegan dipping sauce of some kind

>>21504306
sounds good maybe with a fancy salad on the side. Got a recipe for me?

>>21504286 (OP)
leave her or convince her to be carnivore
she will age like milk and be infertile

>>21504301
Stir fry, chow mein, do your typical meats and do a side portion with tofu. You can find many different tofu stir-fry recipes online. Just remember to press as much liquid out of the tofu before frying, and to cut it somewhat thin into triangle pieces and pan fry them so they get a good texture and absorb a lot more flavor/sauce.

>>21504286 (OP)
make her a nice salad, maybe some lentils... don't, don't try to give her "vegan meatballs" or whatever other shit, pro-tip: vegans hate their own food

Get good at making bread.
Seriously, that will carry you miles towards getting laid

>>21504286 (OP)
king oyster mushroom steaks with chimichurri. cut the mushrooms in half, cut the surface for a diagonal pattern in order to get a nice sear / Maillard effect. Any chunky chimichurri recipe will do. serve with other sides and a pasta or rice dish.

>>21504356
bread is estrogenic as fuck no thanks faggot

>>21504301
vegan mapo tofu also, use mushrooms as the "meat" stir fry it first to get some color and flavor going, and do the usual mapo tofu, can easily make in bulk and serve multiple people, also relatively cheap and fits your spicy preference

>>21504380
mental illness

>>21504369
It's to feed the girl, not your boyfriend, you stupid queer.

>>21504382
speaking about yourself? it's a vegan thread, retard, expect ideas that fit vegans

>>21504286 (OP)
ABANDON SHIP!!!

>>21504301
Then a nice stirfry with self-made teriyaki sauce, good amount of fresh veggies, I'd go with noddles and top if with fried tofu.
Cut the tofu in cubes, season it with finely cut garlic, ginger, tomato paste and bit of maple syrup for a sweet acidic taste, it should be juicy and fry that. Top it with spring onions and sesame.

>>21504286 (OP)
plenty of decent vegetarian recipes
vegan not worth the effort
find a better foid

>>21504286 (OP)
Get her preggers.
That will cure her vegan mental disorder.

>>21504451
why does this make me hard

>>21504411
Kek

Air fried tofu cut into small cubes, fried rice with a frozen vegetable medley from sam's club/costco, szechuan peppercorns in whatever topping sauce you serve. EZPZ
>t. went vegan for my wife who I met as a server at a vegan asian restaurant 15 years ago.
If you really want to impress her, buy a tofu press.
https://www.amazon.com/NOYA-Adjustable-Presser-Removing-10-30mins/dp/B088D3NV7S
>>21504514
Vegans really do taste better.

>>21504286 (OP)
>want to impress a girl with my cooking but shes vegan... Can anyone help out
I like to grill when entertaining vegans with others who are not, a whole feast of slabs of grilled veggies like bell peppers, mushrooms, eggplant, zucchini, yellow squash, onions, various breads, baby potatoes, skewers of favorite meats for the rest of us, salads to go with them, dipping sauces or pourover chimmichurri. Feel free to make falafels or something similar if you want to add some taboulleh or pita salad.
But, this is classic Red Flag 101 Trade up for someone without a mental health disorder.
>>21504301
>She fucking hates cilantro with a passion
yup, don't try too hard to go after this girl.

>>21504286 (OP)
Add some protein source and check out the nutrients of what you're cooking. Getting served salad with a side of carbs is a meme among vegans, at this point.

>>21504286 (OP)
Kidnap her rape her and force her to eat nothing but red meat for the rest of her life

>>21504476
you are straight

I’m vegan but my diet is pretty shit. My favorite thing to make is a tofu+rice bowl. I press and dry the tofu before tossing in cornstarch and then pan frying. Rice is just regular jasmine rice in my rice cooker. And i like to make a sweet n sour sauce using equal parts soy plus maple syrup plus ketchup, a tbsp of corn starch, then thinned out with water

>>21504514
not any op, but this sorta gives some conflict to me. I personally love going out to eat at nice places with nice food that'd be hard for me to make myself, so being with a vegan would be difficult unless she's okay with me eating at these places with other friends. On the other hand, I too have heard their pussy taste the best...

>>21506365
Is this a joke

>>21504286 (OP)
introduce her to your well kept lawn, she can eat as much as she likes!

>>21506365
another of Marco Pierre's masterpieces. truly visionary.

>>21507223
probably yeah

>>21504286 (OP)
>dating a vegan
Make her a rare steak with a side of salmon sashimi and garlic butter potato wedges.
Alternatively fuck the shit out of her and break all contact the next day

>>21504382
Hi Goatis