Thread 21504844

It really do be like that.

>>21504844 (OP)
I like how in the ad they just remove the bullet proof glass between them and instead just put in a salad.

Sheeeeeeeit

>>21504844 (OP)
>double entendre
so naughty

>>21504859
>double entendre
>so naughty
women don't lick each other's buttholes. the entendre doesn't work. maybe if it was a couple dudes in prison....

>girrrrlllll
>*smacks lips*
>*wobbles head like an indian*
>I know she did'int!

>>21504844 (OP)
Do people actually like salads like this? Having all this shit on it just looks unappetizing.

>>21504928
What else would you do? Just have lettuce?

>>21504928
No. We all think they are disgusting and the Vatican sites chef salads being offered nearly everywhere as proof of Satan's influence over humanity.

>>21504928
Oh! I see your issue. An actual chef salad does not come sandwiched between two yappy mammies.

i hate the weird cubed ham they used to put in salads

Don't see the chef salad as much anymore. That was always the main entree salad when I was growing up.

>>21504986
Cobb and Chicken Ceasar have replaced it in popularity.

>Mc'D's Ham
WE OUT A HAM.

>>21504852
elloolell

>processed meat
>processed cheese
>american "salad"

stuff like this just really shows how detached the company is to its consumers.

>>21505112
it is from 1987

>>21504875
Those are "dudes," just extremely zesty ones

>>21505115
nothing has changed

>>21505165
there should be some sort of clan for guys like us. I also do not like black people, but also enjoy video games. We should have a clan for those two things.

>>21504852
Fpbp

>>21505165
Same.

>>21504875
You mean booty? A man's butt??

>>21505289
technology upgrades every several years, but we as humans are still as we were 5000+ years ago, fundamentally. we may live in a modern society, but we're still stuck in our old ways. it's quite unfortunate.

>>21505465
You have to hang around more sistas

>>21505474
Ew no.

if this same ad came out in 2025 4cels would call it woke because it features a black woman,

>>21507095
>if this same ad came out in 2025 4cels would call it woke because it features a black woman
Also, it includes a very LGBTQ++ reference to eating assholes.

>>21505378
Makes my balls hot

>>21504844 (OP)
>oriental
God I miss the 80s. Someone at work got mad at me for using that word. She was white which just makes it even more ridiculous.

Those ladies are cute, and they be enjoying they mickey D salads while working as bank tellers or some other type of receptionists while they boyfriends be hustlin the block. They gettin dat bread together, and little Tyree doesn't have to lift this month's sneakers from the mall.

>>21508657
fr fr? ong?

I keep seeing discourse on twitter about wanting to send them back to Africa. Do Americans really think that's going to happen?

>>21505378
More important than drinking water, mang.

>>21508677
You know the dark matter in space that science cannot account for? That is all the dead negros from the advanced civilizations forming the galatic federation. In fact, that is how they know a planet is advanced enough to join... we they see them shooting their niggers raw into space.

>>21507101
I thought a tossed salad was when the person giving the blowjob gets a mouth full of jizz they French kiss the man who got the blowjob?

>>21508934
no. it is getting your ass eaten in prison by your cell mate using either jelly or syrup. I perfer jelly.

>>21508934
Thats snowballin

>>21508937
how about jam?

>>21509390
Okay but what about that ghost

>>21508672
The post you responded to isn't mimicking zoomerspeak you twit. These ads were marketed towards blacks using 70s jive talk.

>>21504844 (OP)
>>21504935
>>21504932
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>>21504986
i looked up what a chef salad is and it just looks like some autist neatly organized everything they had in the fridge
do americans really call that a salad?

>>21509589
the majority of americans have only ever seen a salad on television, never in real life, so yes. They do really.

>>21504928
That looks cheap and disgusting but there's nothing wrong with a good Cobb salad in a place that isn't desperately trying to appeal to niggers.

>>21509402
>what is a reflection in glass
idiot

>>21509589
Ritz-Carlton was famous for it

>>21509390
>advertisement for black people
>making a point about not having to tip
casual racism is the funniest kind of racism

>>21509390
Funny how skipping the g at the end of am "-ing" form was peak ebonics at the time

>>21504844 (OP)
"American" salad......

>>21508672
What??
Speak in English, ESL

>>21509680
anon...

>>21504928
Americans

>>21504852
kek

>>21504844 (OP)
Not a salad without mayo

>>21504844 (OP)
Is it a
>Chicken Salad Oriental
or a
>Oriental Garden Salad

>>21505442
Unless 5k years ago we were actually 6k years ahead of where we needed to be. So we'd still have 1000 years of advancement before we hit the wall of technology that starts to outpace us. In that case, we're sitting fucking pretty, bro!

>>21509943
>still have 1000 years of advancement before we hit the wall of technology that starts to outpace us
>>>/x/

>>21509589
Yes we call fresh vegetables with protein in a bowl with dressing a salad.

>>21509627
wew lad
it was a joke
maybe go practice chopping onions and do some thinking.

>>21509943
Lol AI is obliterating multiple industries right now. How has tech not surpassed us when it is not doing intellectual and creative projects/jobs

>>21510064
Now* doing

>>21509649
It's funny how what they're wearing in the ad would be considered damn near formal wear these days.

>>21509390
>DO YOUR NIGGERIN' AT MCDONALD'S LOL
It was a different time.

>>21509390
"Dinnertimin'" as a blackism is very funny because it also feels structured the same way German comes up with words

>>21508942
Shit I’ve been salad tossing incorrectly

>>21509397

>Fast food counter behind glass
Makes you feel warm and cozy doesn't it.

>>21509943
You don't get it, and that's fine.

>>21504852
holy shit

>>21504852
I don't get it

>>21510255
I'm guessing it has to do with prisons typically needing phones to communicate with an inmate behind a bullet proof glass wall.

>>21510255
Come see me at county, you'll get it.

>>21510061
jokes are supposed to be funny

>>21510291
>top left
>middle left
are the only acceptable positions and even middle left should basically always contain leafy greens.
If someone says they’re bringing a salad to a dinner and brings anything other than those, they’ll be considered retarded.

>>21509589
Absolutely disgusting

>>21511679
Your mom was supposed to show you how to cook.

>>21512293
Go back from whence you came tripfaggot

>>21511722
If you bring a salad consisting of cucumbers, tomatoes, and various other crisp veggies but no leafy greens, it's not a salad to you?

>>21510067
Any attire other than undershirt, gym shorts, and crocs is "effort" to most people in general these days. I was at a grocery store in the ghetto yesterday where one lady didn't even bother to put on pants.

>>21509937
I was just gonna say the same thing.

>>21504852
samefag
>>21505000
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>>21509930
>>21510249

>>21514356
I really wonder what's going to happen, it seems like casualization has gone about as far as it possibly can. Are gen alphas going to grow up into nudists or swing back the other way towards more "formal" stuff?

>>21514378
They're going to accept some modern equivalent to a Mao uniform except cheaper and made from polyester. Breathable and suitable for every event and occasion. You only need to be creative when choosing what color.

>>21504852
holy fuck amazing

>>21510255
>>21510270
black people are in prisons, and black women are fat. prison has bulletproof glass to separate visitors and inmates. you don't need that if they're both black women because they're fat and won't eat a salad

>>21509397
That burger king must be doing something right if it's still around. Assuming it's in an old spot and gone through regular remodeling.

>>21510291
Simple as.

>>21504844 (OP)
Old ads like this always make me crack up, if for no other reason, it just seems so forced. Like, imagine McDonald’s today making an ad targeted towards blacks like: “Ay slime you finna boutta had dat mf salad from Migdonnads nigga ts bussin fr fr on my momma do slatt”

“On god fr? Ts betta finna be fie wen I try it nga fr no cap”

>>21508836
I’m a wahryuh

>>21514376
not one of those is a samefag you dipshit know nothing.

>>21514397
it wasn't THAT funny

>>21515369
You're saying it as if it wouldn't work.

>>21510291
come home white man

prisons don't have "bulletproof glass" in the visit section, it's just plexiglass.

>>21515898
It's just latrinos and mutts having a blast over their shared worship of darkies. They'll settle down soon enough.

>>21512293
Filtered.

>>21515369
I don't see how shit like the Travis Scott or Saweetie meals are all that different

>>21516923
this chart is entirely illegible.