What are good foods to eat when you're feeling suicidal?

pills
paint
cleaning products

i could go on

>>21505885 (OP)
Probably none of them.

if you're feeling suicidal and are trying to avoid killing yourself then you should double down on the depression and stay in bed or go to sleep. You're most likely to kill yourself when you're depressed and then you get a slight mood boost that motivates you just enough to take action and actually go through with it.

>>21505885 (OP)
erm, your fav foods?

fer me, trapped on a desert island
bbq pork ribs
lobster
ramen
fav menu chinese food

please post ur favs to help anon feel better!

>>21505885 (OP)
Healthy foods that give you little pleasure. Your dopamine system is shot, avoiding easy pleasure and setting goals is key to lifting yourself out of it.

>>21505885 (OP)
A 12 ga slug. Just do it, you pussy, save us your incessant whining.

>>21505885 (OP)
Anything rich in carbs. Carbs make you feel good. There's a reason chocolate and icecream are standard "feel good" food, but if you don't want to chow down on buckets of sugar then bread and fruits are good

Eating a whole 18 inch pizza dulls the pain for a bit.

>>21505885 (OP)
an entire bottle of everclear
administered via iv drip of course

>>21505885 (OP)
Wjgwhy not eat some pizza and cats?

Try something radical, eat a balenced healthy meal and go for a walk.

>>21506017
You know that's not happening for most people
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>>21505885 (OP)
Any as long as you're not a pussy and don't chicken out.

>>21505885 (OP)
Prozac

>>21505885 (OP)
Nails

>>21505885 (OP)
What's your relationship with food? I guess no matter what it is you probably like ice cream. Get a pizza or some tacos or whatever you like and a tub of your favorite ice cream. Eat a lot of it. It should help. Unless you're in a Whale situation and food is killing you and that's why you're suicidal. But even then, do it so you feel better just for now. Have some drinks or puff some weed too and make it even better and so you can pig out harder and enjoy it more. Unless that will make you more suicidal, then skip those things.
Get a bunch of cheese. You can't go wrong with cheese. I'm eating cheese right now.
Tomorrow's another day.

>>21505917
Oh fuck off, edgelord incel faggot.

How am I supposed to cope with the fact my life is going nowhere, I'm never going to be loved, so it's just going to be 20 or 30 more years spent alone and consumed by self hatred and shame. Why wouldn't I just kill myself now to avoid being used and to avoid years of meaningless misery?

>>21506051
wah

>>21505885 (OP)
Lol weed dude lol

>>21505885 (OP)
Sweet foods
Fatty foods
Greasy foods

>>21506038
I saved an ice cream sandwich for this very reason.

>>21506069
This thread is making me want to rationalize going out for ice cream in the middle of the night. I'm barely depressed and this is not worth fucking over my diet for, but drowning my "sorrows" with a super overpriced pint of ice cream from the 24 hour store seems like a grand idea after the 40 mg of gummies I ate and the 5 bong hits I've taken.
But I'll probably settle for something made in the blender with frozen strawberries and stuff. I'm not suicidal enough to have a fullblown food relapse which might result in a 'fuck it' attitude and a ton of weight gain.
If I were suicidal I wouldn't give a fuck about my figure and I'd be down at the Dairy Queen buying ice cream cakes and Blizzard chasers.
The part of weed which makes me want to pig out also inspires me to make awesome healthy shit to pig out on.
I'll come up with a healthy ice cream sandwich someday. I bet one of those almond flour microwave chocolate mug cakes sliced thin could be pretty low calorie/low carb.

>>21506065
Yes.

Pizza, icecream, root beer.

>>21506107
that makes me want to live longer, just long enough for my body to process all that crap and not inconvinience the people who have to scrape my fatass off the concrete

>>21506017
I misread that as "try something racial" and now I'm wondering how I can have a more racist diet.

>>21506204
Lowrys

Get proper macros in for once. Go all out on nothing but a kilo of unseasoned chicken breast. That usually makes me feel something.

>>21505885 (OP)
Eat something really spicy above your tolerance level.
Spiciness = Pain which leads to endorphins getting released. Also go see a horror movie or something, getting scared will also make your survival instincts kick min.

>>21506051
Don’t deny yourself the possibility of success. I was depressed for a while and I know it sounds simplistic but things getting better made me feel better.

Also I’d say it depends on the kind of depressed eater you are: if you tend to overeat like me and >>21506081 I’d say their idea of frozen fruit is great - it’s a sweet treat, comparatively low cal, no prep required. If you’re an undereater then probably a single daily multivitamin and some peanut butter. Either way frozen meals are good.

Cherries
(the joke is cause the seeds contain cyanide hoho)

>>21506220
that character looks familiar but I can't place her

>>21506301
Misato from Evangelion

>>21505885 (OP)
Ironically, nothing. You should do a fast and meditate. Ideally with semen retention and avoiding screens/social media. Im serious btw. Heal your body, and you'll heal your mind. A fucked up gut microbiome can actually worsened a depressed mood

Eat anything you're craving. The only worst thing you can do for your body and mental state than getting fat is falling into an eating disorder.

>>21506255
There is no "success". I already lost at life. Too late to find love and it's too late and not worth it to fix my life, so I'm going to suffer forever just working and going home and then working. I know how its going to go. Legit nothing worth living for, but I'm too much of a pussy to end it so i get to suffer like a moron

>>21506306
Fag.

>>21506329

olives, gherkins, mainly pickled cold things from the fridge in jars

>>21506327
Your life can change in a day. Try something new on hopes it changes your life for the better. What do you have to lose?

>>21506038
>Oh fuck off, edgelord incel faggot.
But he's right. People who whine about wanting to kill themselves are some of the most annoying people on Earth.

>>21505885 (OP)
Lead.

>>21505885 (OP)
Dude, just fucking kill yourself and get it over with instead of baiting for attention.

Nothing more selfish than killing yourself. Think of all the others more deserving.

>>21506327
>so i get to suffer like a moron
You choose to suffer.

>>21506467
looking at the bright side of life is hard when your stomach rumbles or you're awakened and told to not sleep there

>>21506468
I've starved myself before due to my anxiety of people. You can change your mindset and grow, but you have to do it for yourself.

>>21505885 (OP)

Why is it fashionable to feign being mentally ill right now?

>>21506513
Most people lack personality and latch onto things.

>>21506327
Anon, suffering is a choice. I think you already know that, seeing how you made this thread likely to seek some kind of enjoyment from food - which is entirely valid. Food can be a great source of joy and comfort. If you plan to take yourself to a nice dinner, it can be something to look forward to. For me, a nice steak or Italian food are always go-tos for comfort. Having a good ribeye with alfredo on the side makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

What is "worth" living for is something constructed entirely by you. That's the beauty of life. You get to make your own meaning and decide what to live for. To keep it food related, why not set a goal of trying some number of different foods this month? The only limit you have there is one that you place on yourself. I think you'd be surprised at the results if you put yourself out there and tried different things.

>>21506468
Am I to take this to mean you are homeless?

>>21506327

>I already lost at life

You havent though, you're still alive and that means something.

>Too late to find love and it's too late and not worth it to fix my life

Its never too late to do anything. Thats the beauty of it. As long as you're alive you have a chance to make changes and do great things.

>I'm going to suffer forever

You wont though.

>just working and going home

Bro thats amazing. you know how many people in the world who are suffering, doing slave labor, in poverty, etc. that only dream of the life you're living rn. To many it would be paradise. You're luckier than you realise

>>21505896
Thank you. I've been dealing with this for a few weeks. I really dont want to eat. I've been sustaining myself off carrots at 3am. The probablem is getting people to realize that the only way I can recover from this is if you just let me lay in bed getting 20 minutes of sleep at a time.

>>21506550
you need to commit yourself to a mental hospital. literally the only way out of this with a gaurantee that you won't kill yourself.

>>21505885 (OP)
100,000mg of tylenol.

Taking care of yourself can be addicting.
You have to start somewhere.
This was a nice surprise; I have 18/20 distance vision. The food I have has given me sharper vision. Things like that give me hope for the future

Let thy food be thy medicine.

>>21505885 (OP)
If you're hungry eat a pizza, if not snack on some chocolates, those work the best for me.

>>21505885 (OP)
Faste for 20hours then eat an egg and salmon and various green leafs with salt, spices, olive oil, pumpkin seeds, flaxseeds, chiaseeds, lentils, and mozzarella

>>21506547
I have no idea why people respond like this to suicidal people. None of that shit you're saying matters to them.

t. suicidal

>>21505885 (OP)
beef liver, a bitter greens salad, vitamins, and plenty of water as well as a glass of milk after a solid workout. A 15 minute sauna round is also recommended.
If you have anything to be done or improved in your surrounding, then do it.
If you can do something that will be beneficial for the community, then do it.

>>21505885 (OP)
Suicidal? Ice cream of course

>>21505885 (OP)
a cat will always smell before eating something
there is no way the cat mistaken the picture for a food
they just smeared some cat food on the picture to make him lick for the photo
this photo is a fraud

>>21505885 (OP)
The food is making you suicidal, just go on 3 day water fast anon.

>>21505896
Factually true post early in such a thread, wild

>>21507924
people who have never been suicidal are npcs
there's nothing in there to feel the temptation of eternal rest, no inner voice to offer it as a panacea, let alone the ability to understand the perspective of someone who has

>>21505885 (OP)
God

>>21508539
Anon all NPCs wish for their death. Ask them some time. Having no ability to act on their own they have no escape.

>>21505885 (OP)
>What are good foods to eat when you're feeling suicidal?
Bullets.

>>21508919
at best they can parrot phrases that express undefined disillusionment
they cannot pinpoint the subjects of such thoughts or any feelings even somewhat unique to themselves, only the most broad and generic
if someone can, they are not an npc

>>21505885 (OP)
Well, when I decide to check out here in a few weeks I will probably make myself a banana daiquiri and something light. Maybe a good Caesar salad. With the premium Caesar salad salad dressing I was never able to fit into my budget.

I love all of you, except for the Dutch. I love the Dutch slightly less.

>>21509023
It's going to be more than that I guess.
I got a pretty baller severance so... This will put more money in my bank account than I have ever seen.

So yeah, Vegas! I can eat like Mikey Chen at some of those buffets. Catch shows. Have a bit of fun. And when the Fun Police try and get me I will slip from their grasp and shake the hand of Hunter S. Thompson.

>>21506051
You're doing it to yourself. No sympathy from me.
Get off the internet and go to a Muay Thai gym 4 times a week you effeminate faggot.

>>21505885 (OP)
puffer fish.