Thread 21506264

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Anonymous 8/1/2025, 3:53:00 PM No.21506264 >>21506267 >>21506322 >>21506331 >>21506374 >>21506450 >>21506677 >>21506726 >>21507846 >>21508316 >>21508326 >>21510567 >>21513699 >>21513783

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Hello, I'm CIA. Welcome to my Norwegian fine dining restaurant.

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 3:55:45 PM No.21506267 >>21506274 >>21506777 >>21516489

>>21506264 (OP)
CIA ?

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 4:01:59 PM No.21506274

>>21506267
Culinary Institute of Amerimutt

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 4:22:24 PM No.21506322 >>21506350

>>21506264 (OP)
Do I get to bring friends?

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 4:28:08 PM No.21506331 >>21506529 >>21506615 >>21508223

>>21506264 (OP)
What's up with that Christopher Ward? If you're going to wear your incorrectly sized watch bracelet around your thumb knuckles so everyone will see it, it had better be something actually cool like a Parmigiani Fleurier or MB&F and not some shitter that any teenager can afford

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 4:39:55 PM No.21506350

>>21506322
No service charge for them

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 4:53:03 PM No.21506374 >>21506686

>>21506264 (OP)
Tell me about Norwegian Dining. Why is it so fine?

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 5:35:59 PM No.21506442 >>21506477

THE TABLE SEATING PLAN LISTS SMEE, MAIMEN, AND DR PAVEL HERE, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 5:47:15 PM No.21506450

>>21506264 (OP)
What's the mask policy in your restaurant?

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 5:48:13 PM No.21506452

If I take off your michelin star, will it hurt?

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 6:04:38 PM No.21506477 >>21506585

>>21506442
FIRST ONE TO TIP GETS TO STAY IN MY RESTAURANT

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 6:10:35 PM No.21506484 >>21506534 >>21506607 >>21506614

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t literally looks like a batman villain lair

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 6:55:36 PM No.21506529

>>21506331
No one cared who he was until he put on the watch.

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 7:00:28 PM No.21506534

>>21506484
He didn’t float so good

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 7:51:19 PM No.21506585 >>21506592

>>21506477
WHO HIRED YOU! WHO TOLD YOU TO GRAB MY PLATE WHEN I STILL HAD FIVE FRIES LEFT??!

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 7:54:27 PM No.21506592 >>21506602

>>21506585
That's a big serving

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 7:59:52 PM No.21506602

>>21506592
FOR TWO

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 8:02:42 PM No.21506607 >>21506619 >>21508106

>>21506484
What do they eat?

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 8:06:58 PM No.21506614 >>21508095 >>21508097

>>21506484
Looks like an absolute deathtrap in case a fire breaks out

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 8:07:37 PM No.21506615 >>21506687 >>21508223

>>21506331
you also shouldn't be allowed to buy expensive watches on payment plans kek

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 8:08:06 PM No.21506616

Do you feel in charge of the wine choice?

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 8:09:10 PM No.21506619 >>21506644

>>21506607
The boat is delivering Beast Burgers.

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 8:28:04 PM No.21506644

>>21506619
Subversion of fine dining by way of burger? Just like my favorite bonechilling A24 slowburn kino, The Menu

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 8:58:47 PM No.21506669 >>21506700 >>21508841

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CHAMPAGNE?

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 9:01:24 PM No.21506677 >>21508200 >>21512795

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>>21506264 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under_%28restaurant%29

>Under is an underwater restaurant in Lindesnes, Norway. Its dining room is found 5.5 metres (18 ft) below sea level. The eating floor is 495 square metres (5,330 sq ft), making it the biggest underwater restaurant in the world, with a capacity of 40 people. It is the only underwater restaurant in Europe, and only the third to be found worldwide. Under also doubles as a sea lab, facilitating research in marine biology.[1] The restaurant was designed by Norwegian architecture-firm Snøhetta.[2]

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 9:02:26 PM No.21506678 >>21508200

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Anonymous 8/1/2025, 9:05:51 PM No.21506686

>>21506374
I"ve had Norwygoon food before, they do decent fish

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 9:06:35 PM No.21506687 >>21506733

>>21506615
Why not though? If you're giving me a $50k interest free loan and 2 years to pay it off, that's free money, of course I'm going to take it.

Most of the time they get you in other ways but if it's totally on the level and not just a clever accounting trick you'd have to be pretty stupid to not take that deal.

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 9:07:52 PM No.21506690 >>21506789 >>21506895 >>21508131 >>21508133

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Vitamin D deficiency has done something to Scandinavians.

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 9:18:31 PM No.21506700

>>21506669
CHRIS WALKEN SUGGESTS WHY NOT GAVE A BIT OF CHAMP-AG-NEE

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 9:31:24 PM No.21506720

It looks like shit man, it led me on a deep drive of r/finedining, man I saw nothing that looked good and a lot of fat guys taking pics of their fancy watches

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 9:33:23 PM No.21506726

>>21506264 (OP)
you just know the food gotta be ass

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 9:36:10 PM No.21506733 >>21506735

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>>21506687
you can just, not pay it off
my credit is so bad banks pay me not to become a member!

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 9:37:37 PM No.21506735 >>21506740

>>21506733
If you paid that off would you die?

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 9:39:19 PM No.21506740

>>21506735
no (yes)

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 9:59:58 PM No.21506772 >>21507099 >>21507108

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I've seen this before. Couldn't stand Anna Taylor Joy's ayylmao face though

Dede !!0qsInYyhvhe 8/1/2025, 10:00:49 PM No.21506777

>>21506267
lol, what were you thinking?

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 10:08:16 PM No.21506789

>>21506690
speaking gobblety gook is whats get them scandis

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 11:12:37 PM No.21506895

>>21506690
You’re a big turd

Anonymous 8/2/2025, 1:27:27 AM No.21507099

>>21506772
Idk what he did to her but I’m pretty sure it was genuine rage when she jumps across the table

Anonymous 8/2/2025, 1:37:11 AM No.21507108

>>21506772
Is that a fucking banana boat?

Anonymous 8/2/2025, 11:55:50 AM No.21507846

>>21506264 (OP)
>crashing this plate with no survivors

>why would someone feed a man before throwing him out of a plane

Anonymous 8/2/2025, 12:07:55 PM No.21507853

You merely adopted the seafood. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a chicken until I was already a man.

Anonymous 8/2/2025, 4:10:57 PM No.21508095 >>21512818 >>21512822

>>21506614
why? there is so much water all around.

Anonymous 8/2/2025, 4:11:44 PM No.21508097 >>21512818

>>21506614
Everyone in Norway is white and can swim

Anonymous 8/2/2025, 4:21:58 PM No.21508106

>>21506607
50x overpriced fish

Anonymous 8/2/2025, 4:39:16 PM No.21508131 >>21508339

>>21506690
>Vitamin D deficiency
Pretty much every Norwegian I know takes fish oil.

Anonymous 8/2/2025, 4:40:25 PM No.21508133 >>21508339

>>21506690
I didn't need to see that. There are children in this restaurant, anon

Anonymous 8/2/2025, 5:22:41 PM No.21508200

>>21506677
>>21506678
If I ever drive past that place, i'm going to go swim down to the window wearing nothing at all, hold my knees and take a big shit while locking eyes with the guests.

Anonymous 8/2/2025, 5:41:06 PM No.21508223

>>21506331
>>21506615

>"Bread is for the common man, but I see you are not common men!"

Enjoy your breadless bread plate, motherfucker.

Anonymous 8/2/2025, 6:45:08 PM No.21508316 >>21508343 >>21508761

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