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Anonymous No.21507580 >>21507589 >>21507634 >>21507650 >>21507665 >>21507668 >>21507676 >>21507680 >>21507928 >>21507943 >>21508005 >>21508113 >>21508129 >>21508190 >>21508293 >>21508362 >>21508438 >>21509051 >>21509313 >>21509449 >>21510752 >>21513159 >>21513455 >>21514413 >>21515035 >>21515206 >>21516092 >>21517096 >>21518219 >>21519273 >>21519293
Dubai chocolate
Wow I was not expecting this, this stuff is amazing. definitely better than the usual meme food. It manages to make bland pistachio nuts actually taste good. Highly recommend you try it. Not an ad btw
Anonymous No.21507581
It's all so tiresome
Anonymous No.21507589 >>21507594
>>21507580 (OP)
pistachios already taste good
Anonymous No.21507594 >>21507595 >>21509535 >>21514525
>>21507589
They barely even have a taste
Anonymous No.21507595 >>21507601
>>21507594
your tastebuds are broken
Anonymous No.21507601 >>21507606
>>21507595
You probably think water is flavorful
Anonymous No.21507602 >>21507624
Buy an ad you fucking retard
Anonymous No.21507606 >>21508346
>>21507601
you probably think ass is flavorful
Anonymous No.21507624 >>21507662
>>21507602
An ad for a type of food?
Anonymous No.21507634
>>21507580 (OP)
I've got a local turk/greek food truck run by a muslim woman that sells these on a secret menu for 8 usd a bar, seem to be handmade given how the chocolate looks. Highly recommend tbqh
Anonymous No.21507650 >>21507661
>>21507580 (OP)
tomato chocolate is better
Anonymous No.21507661 >>21509499
>>21507650
Anonymous No.21507662 >>21507670 >>21507910 >>21508531 >>21513378
>>21507624
Dubai has no culture of their own. They don't grow chocolate or pistachio and there's no tradition of chocolate making in the area. It's all a pr ploy by the uae to make it seem like they have culture and to get rid of the old usage of the term Dubai chocolate which was slang for Instagram and OF whores getting shit on by Arab oil monkeys
Anonymous No.21507665
>>21507580 (OP)
That looks like eu ass bug parts
Anonymous No.21507668 >>21507685 >>21509244 >>21514425
>>21507580 (OP)
Nah here's the real "Dubai Chocolate"
Anonymous No.21507670 >>21515998
>>21507662
>grow chocolate
Anonymous No.21507676 >>21508138 >>21510154
>>21507580 (OP)
You are never gonna get me to spend this much for a fucking chocolate bar.
Anonymous No.21507680
>>21507580 (OP)
Buy an ad, nigger
Anonymous No.21507685
>>21507668
>when I searched dubai chocolate before
Anonymous No.21507910 >>21508136
>>21507662
Dubai does have (or maybe had) it's own culture but it is way too tame and simple for the image they want to project. Fishermen? No OF whore cares about those.
Anonymous No.21507928
>>21507580 (OP)
They've started selling this in my town, they think I'm going to pay 3,80€ for 70gr of Sunna 'clate
Anonymous No.21507943
>>21507580 (OP)
Bought a small bar once. Pretty good, but I'm sure there are chocolates with still crunchy, yet cheaper fillings.
Anonymous No.21508005
>>21507580 (OP)
no thanks
Anonymous No.21508113
>>21507580 (OP)
I love how crunchy it is. Too expensive though
Anonymous No.21508126 >>21509656
I'll try some when they get to normal chocolate prices, but these people are insane to think I'd pay that much for filo filler and a tiny bit of pistachios. Even ruby chocolate's marketing was more organic than this shit.
Anonymous No.21508129 >>21508253 >>21513525
>>21507580 (OP)
Dubai Chocolate is a trick to make people pay more for a watered down product, pistacchio-filled chocolate has existed for decades. The pistacchios are the most expensive part of the product, and by labelling it as "Dubai Chocolate" they can put the Arabic twist on it which consists of shredded wheat to water down the pistacchio. This is a traditional Arab dessert and isn't bad on its own but now it's been turned into a marketing ploy to sell a watered down product for a markup.
Anonymous No.21508136
>>21507910
>Dubai does have (or maybe had) it's own culture
No culture there. It's an artificial city built in the desert (using slave labor), damn the environmental damage. They can kiss the reefs goodbye too.

They were not known for chocolate, and why would they, so this repeat poster feels like an advertisement. You can get pistacho chocolate from Lindt or Italy for decades now, so, whatever.
Anonymous No.21508138 >>21508142 >>21508143 >>21508145
>>21507676
>jew el osco
Anonymous No.21508142 >>21510725
>>21508138
>your mind on /pol/
Anonymous No.21508143 >>21509315
>>21508138
Osco is not a word anon.
Anonymous No.21508145
>>21508138
stop noticing
Anonymous No.21508190
>>21507580 (OP)
>Buy the Dubaislop
No
Anonymous No.21508253 >>21508354 >>21508428
>>21508129
Just because it is more expensive doesn't mean it tastes better
Anonymous No.21508293
>>21507580 (OP)
>90% filling 10% chocolate
Nasty
Anonymous No.21508346
>>21507606
I do
Anonymous No.21508354
>>21508253
That's actually a common misconception. If something is more expensive, it IS objectively better.
Anonymous No.21508362 >>21508369 >>21514418 >>21515789
>>21507580 (OP)
>salt bae
>DUBAI IS EXCELLENT BRO MY COUSIN HAVE LAMBORGHINI, HE ALSO HAVE TIGER BRO
>dubai chocolate
>fake gold everywhere
>pearl fishermen until early 1900s
>no class, no taste.
im have severe dubai fatique thank god i never have to go to that shithole again
Anonymous No.21508369 >>21508375
>>21508362
The Arabs in Dubai have enough money they can pay Instawhores instead of raping white women, so that's the only place outside Israel in the Middle East they can visit.
Anonymous No.21508375 >>21508381
>>21508369
yes i know ive been there like 50 times.
Anonymous No.21508381 >>21508391
>>21508375
Myself I would much rather visit Istanbul, Alexandria, some place with more ancient history in that region but I have a gf so we can't go places like that.
Anonymous No.21508391 >>21510143
>>21508381
yer dont go there anon, my brother visited spain with his gf and whent to marroco for a day. he told me it was one of the worst experiences he had travelling. constant harrasment and him having to be on edge. food wasnt very exciting either and the markets where disgusting. like india level disgusting.
Anonymous No.21508428 >>21508990
>>21508253
It's not expensive, it's cheaper for them and being sold to you at a markup, did you not understand the post or what?
Anonymous No.21508438 >>21509028 >>21513411
>>21507580 (OP)
Dubai = Luxury and Quality.

Everything of the brand Dubai is premium. Fantastic place. I vacation there every time and always go back. So much luxury and quality. I feel in poverty at the rest of the world. Dubai is wonderland.
Anonymous No.21508531
>>21507662
>Dubai has no culture of their own.
What about slavery? Violence used against them? Sexual exploitation? Materialism on a ming boggling level? A climate so harsh, you can't spend time outside in the summer?
Truly a fascinating place!
Anyways, it was pretty funny how this stuff suddenly appeared in probably tens of thousands of stores. They probably gave it away for free.
Just another fever dream of a Saudi Oil billionaire prince.
Anonymous No.21508990 >>21509002
>>21508428
I'm saying it tastes better even though it is "watered down" you moron
Anonymous No.21509002 >>21509048
>>21508990
Ah yes I love the taste of shredded wheat, are you fucking stupid? The filler has no taste.
Anonymous No.21509028
>>21508438
The toilets in Dubai are especially luxurious, and clean you better than any bidet. (In the rest of the world, I think they call them "your daughter on Instagram".)
Anonymous No.21509048 >>21509223
>>21509002
It adds texture
Anonymous No.21509051 >>21509084
>>21507580 (OP)
Tastes like any generic crunchy chocolate.
Anonymous No.21509084 >>21509101
>>21509051
>crunchy
it has a cream filling
Anonymous No.21509101 >>21509144
>>21509084
>cream
it's infected diarrhea. instagram "models" became too expensive so they're putting it to other use
Anonymous No.21509144 >>21509202
>>21509101
Why does this chocolate make kikes so mad?
Anonymous No.21509202
>>21509144
>If you don't like my gross scat chocolate you are a jew!!!!
Fuck off
Anonymous No.21509217 >>21509225 >>21509240
Wow so are certain things that are a faux pas like kids. Why do you say? No shut up
Anonymous No.21509223 >>21509243
>>21509048
Texture has to be flavorless
Anonymous No.21509225
>>21509217
ayo
Anonymous No.21509240
>>21509217
good morning saar
Anonymous No.21509243 >>21509252 >>21509254
>>21509223
the pistachio, tahini and kafiyah pastry combined with the chocolate has texture and flavor you ape
Anonymous No.21509244
>>21507668
It was dubai toilet, where influencers get flown to Dubai and get royally shat on.
Anonymous No.21509252 >>21509258
>>21509243
Yeah ans it's garbage
Anonymous No.21509254
>>21509243
All the flavor comes from the pistachio, nobody cares about your disgusting shredded wheat texture. I'm trying to eat a chocolate not a cereal bar.

It even looks gross.
Anonymous No.21509258 >>21515063
>>21509252
Pour some high frustose corn syrup on it and then you might like it better
Anonymous No.21509313
>>21507580 (OP)
It looks like dog poo
Anonymous No.21509315
>>21508143
It is, Hosco means apathetic
Anonymous No.21509449
>>21507580 (OP)
It's nasty. The filling looks like baby poop.
Anonymous No.21509499
>>21507661
Me whenever I see an Asian woman
s No.21509535
>>21507594
They taste like salt and pistachios
Anonymous No.21509656 >>21509665
>>21508126
but what if they make ruby dubai chocolate
Anonymous No.21509665 >>21509742 >>21509754 >>21513389
>>21509656
but they already do?
Anonymous No.21509742
>>21509665
whoever made that clip should be whipped to death
Anonymous No.21509754 >>21509779
>>21509665
That looks diseased.
Anonymous No.21509766 >>21509834
I can't look at this an not immediately think of cow dung and horse pears.
Anonymous No.21509779
>>21509754
>That looks diseased.
Probably is too
Anonymous No.21509834 >>21521366
>>21509766
I thought it was stuffed with marijuana
Anonymous No.21509857
It doesn't look that great but it taste good af
Anonymous No.21510143
>>21508391
Food in morocco is god tier and the markets are fine, nothing close to what you see in India. The harassment is absolutely true though, especially in the large cities.
Anonymous No.21510154
>>21507676
Even the packaging is revolting
Anonymous No.21510458 >>21510678 >>21513365
DUBAI CHOCOLATE LABUBU MATCHA CRUMBL COOKIE!!!
Anonymous No.21510678
>>21510458
>Labubu...Dubai Chocolate...Matcha Tea...Crumble Cookie
>Labubu...
>Dubai chocolate...
>Matcha Tea...
>Crumble Cookie...
Anonymous No.21510725
>>21508142
Learn to have some fun
Anonymous No.21510752
>>21507580 (OP)
the inside looks like cow shit when they are sick.
Anonymous No.21513159
>>21507580 (OP)
Tried homemade version and it was very tasty. $10 for a bar, though.
Anonymous No.21513365
>>21510458
Don't forget to bring your book to read at the cafe
Anonymous No.21513378
>>21507662
Oh. So that's why it looks like diarrhea.
Anonymous No.21513389 >>21518179
>>21509665
Why would they use such disgusting hands in a food video?
Anonymous No.21513411
>>21508438
what flavour of shitskin are you?
Anonymous No.21513455 >>21513508
>>21507580 (OP)
it looks fucking disgusting but the gas station near me put some out at the counter and i've been considering giving it a try just to see what the hype is about
Anonymous No.21513508
>>21513455
>the gas station
That's actually kind of appropriate, but the only brown thing I want imported from Dubai is the oil.
Anonymous No.21513525 >>21513707
>>21508129
your pic related literally waters down the pistachio by surrounding it with almond filling
Anonymous No.21513550 >>21513707
I hate this trend because it made it impossible to buy just regular chocolate with pistachio pieces.
Everything is now this cream with dough hair with the texture of raw spaghetti.
Anonymous No.21513707
>>21513525
Are you blind? Every little square of that chocolate had a full pistachio nut inside. On top of the pistachio-almond cream. You can't tell the difference?

And I said had, because they don't sell it anymore, because it's more profitable to sell your dogshit TikTok trend now.

>>21513550
Exactly.
Anonymous No.21514413
>>21507580 (OP)
how many dollars did ahmed venmo you to post this
Anonymous No.21514418
What people who haven't been to dubai think of dubai:
>>21508362
What people who have actually been to dubai think of dubai:
Anonymous No.21514425
>>21507668
I HAVE GUESSED IT AND WROTE IT WEEKS AND WEEKS AGO ON /KEK/ BUT NOOOOOBODY LISTENED REEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'VE BEEN KEKED BY X FORMERLY KNOWN AS TWITTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.21514525
>>21507594
ok i get it, this is a rage bait thread and thus should be hidden
Anonymous No.21514807 >>21514819
it was on sale for $15 (down from $20) at my local grocery store. said what the hell, bought one.
it was actually really fucking good.
Anonymous No.21514819 >>21514824 >>21514827
>>21514807
>buy it at the standard retail price
>think you got a discount because some sign said so
You just got scammed anon.
Anonymous No.21514824 >>21514827
>>21514819
In his defense, that's what all "sales" are now. He probably grew up when they were actually real.
Anonymous No.21514827
>>21514819
>>21514824
I mean it was $20 for weeks prior. It looked like it was moved to the bargain bin of items that weren't moving. Should've waited even longer ig.
Anonymous No.21515035
>>21507580 (OP)
thats shit from a butt
Anonymous No.21515060
I don't doubt that it might taste quite good (It's pistachio creme with sth else, what's not to like?), but it's NOT worth the absurd meme price that is asked for it currently.
Might check it out when the stupid fad dies down and the overstock gets thrown after you.
Anonymous No.21515063
>>21509258
>implying I consume anything with hfcs
Lol. Lmao even
Anonymous No.21515206
>>21507580 (OP)
The pistachio mess reminds me of horse shit
Anonymous No.21515789
>>21508362
fucking hate browns and nogs and their disgusting bling bling materialistic worship culture.
Anonymous No.21515998
>>21507670
>>21512375
Anonymous No.21516092
>>21507580 (OP)
I tasted like 4 different ones until now, godlike was the one literally from dubai that one of my gf's friends got on her vacation there, was like 20€ lmao
but the ones that i bought personally here were ok or meh
Anonymous No.21516501
>Dubai chocolate
more like Dubai POOPOOlate amirite?!!
Anonymous No.21516886
If I eat pistachios and a hershey bar at the same time is it basically the same?
Anonymous No.21517096
>>21507580 (OP)
i had one. just for FOMO. It was worth it once, but i wouldnt try another brand. i get it.
Anonymous No.21517769 >>21518200 >>21518222
lol
Anonymous No.21517789
>Dubai chocolate was paid to be viral so that when you'd search the term you wouldn't find sheiks taking a shit on instagram whore as the results
Anonymous No.21518179
>>21513389
To match the hands of their target audience
Anonymous No.21518200
>>21517769
>create product to cover up abhorrent unsanitary fetish acts
>product is abhorrently unsanitary
pottery
Anonymous No.21518219
>>21507580 (OP)
>"HOLY HECKIN FLYIN SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!! I LOVE DUBAI CHOCOLATE!!!!!"
Anonymous No.21518222 >>21521180
>>21517769
did the dubians poop in the chocolate now?
Anonymous No.21518251 >>21518277
Is it better than a peanut butter cup or is it just green
Anonymous No.21518277 >>21518284
>>21518251
It's better if you like pistachio.
Or at least the concept is, the actual product is not.
Anonymous No.21518284
>>21518277
I like pistachios but I don’t think I prefer them to peanuts. I’ve never had pistachio butter
Anonymous No.21519273 >>21519476
>>21507580 (OP)
>dubai chocolate
>it color has the same resemblance to shit
what did they mean by this?
Anonymous No.21519293
>>21507580 (OP)
what brand? I got a generic turkish brand about a month ago, it was fine but I'm not sure I'd ever buy it again, it just tasted like a softer version of butterfinger, except with pistachio instead of peanuts
Anonymous No.21519300 >>21519444
Looks like an infected wound. Probably taste like it too
Anonymous No.21519444
>>21519300
They're made from the guts of dead Labubus that've been poisoned by expired frozen matcha tea.
Anonymous No.21519476 >>21519508
>>21519273
That's not what shit is supposed to look like, ESL friend
Anonymous No.21519500 >>21521214
People shit on conspiracy theories, but I wouldn't be surprised if this whole trend was astroturfed to pump the pistachio commodities market and make a bunch of traders rich.
Anonymous No.21519508
>>21519476
Not him, but it looks like elephant shit to me, anon.
Anonymous No.21521180
>>21518222
seems to be their main ingredient
Anonymous No.21521214
>>21519500
It's done both for that and so "dubai chocolate" no longer returns videos of Middle Eastern men shitting on white female prostitutes.
Anonymous No.21521366
>>21509834
It does remind me of people making "mushroom chocolates" at home by crudely chopping up mushrooms and melting chocolate on them. I can feel them in my teeth.
Anonymous No.21521381
There is some factor of this that is driven by Millenial nostalgia for Reptar Bars, they just don't know it.