Wow I was not expecting this, this stuff is amazing. definitely better than the usual meme food. It manages to make bland pistachio nuts actually taste good. Highly recommend you try it. Not an ad btw

It's all so tiresome

>>21507580 (OP)
pistachios already taste good

>>21507589
They barely even have a taste

>>21507594
your tastebuds are broken

>>21507595
You probably think water is flavorful

Buy an ad you fucking retard

>>21507601
you probably think ass is flavorful

>>21507602
An ad for a type of food?

>>21507580 (OP)
I've got a local turk/greek food truck run by a muslim woman that sells these on a secret menu for 8 usd a bar, seem to be handmade given how the chocolate looks. Highly recommend tbqh

>>21507580 (OP)
tomato chocolate is better

>>21507650

>>21507624
Dubai has no culture of their own. They don't grow chocolate or pistachio and there's no tradition of chocolate making in the area. It's all a pr ploy by the uae to make it seem like they have culture and to get rid of the old usage of the term Dubai chocolate which was slang for Instagram and OF whores getting shit on by Arab oil monkeys

>>21507580 (OP)
That looks like eu ass bug parts

>>21507580 (OP)
Nah here's the real "Dubai Chocolate"

>>21507662
>grow chocolate

>>21507580 (OP)
You are never gonna get me to spend this much for a fucking chocolate bar.

>>21507580 (OP)
Buy an ad, nigger

>>21507668
>when I searched dubai chocolate before

>>21507662
Dubai does have (or maybe had) it's own culture but it is way too tame and simple for the image they want to project. Fishermen? No OF whore cares about those.

>>21507580 (OP)
They've started selling this in my town, they think I'm going to pay 3,80€ for 70gr of Sunna 'clate

>>21507580 (OP)
Bought a small bar once. Pretty good, but I'm sure there are chocolates with still crunchy, yet cheaper fillings.

>>21507580 (OP)
no thanks

>>21507580 (OP)
I love how crunchy it is. Too expensive though

I'll try some when they get to normal chocolate prices, but these people are insane to think I'd pay that much for filo filler and a tiny bit of pistachios. Even ruby chocolate's marketing was more organic than this shit.

>>21507580 (OP)
Dubai Chocolate is a trick to make people pay more for a watered down product, pistacchio-filled chocolate has existed for decades. The pistacchios are the most expensive part of the product, and by labelling it as "Dubai Chocolate" they can put the Arabic twist on it which consists of shredded wheat to water down the pistacchio. This is a traditional Arab dessert and isn't bad on its own but now it's been turned into a marketing ploy to sell a watered down product for a markup.

>>21507910
>Dubai does have (or maybe had) it's own culture
No culture there. It's an artificial city built in the desert (using slave labor), damn the environmental damage. They can kiss the reefs goodbye too.

They were not known for chocolate, and why would they, so this repeat poster feels like an advertisement. You can get pistacho chocolate from Lindt or Italy for decades now, so, whatever.

>>21507676
>jew el osco

>>21508138
>your mind on /pol/

>>21508138
Osco is not a word anon.

>>21508138
stop noticing

>>21507580 (OP)
>Buy the Dubaislop
No

>>21508129
Just because it is more expensive doesn't mean it tastes better

>>21507580 (OP)
>90% filling 10% chocolate
Nasty

>>21507606
I do

>>21508253
That's actually a common misconception. If something is more expensive, it IS objectively better.

>>21507580 (OP)
>salt bae
>DUBAI IS EXCELLENT BRO MY COUSIN HAVE LAMBORGHINI, HE ALSO HAVE TIGER BRO
>dubai chocolate
>fake gold everywhere
>pearl fishermen until early 1900s
>no class, no taste.
im have severe dubai fatique thank god i never have to go to that shithole again

>>21508362
The Arabs in Dubai have enough money they can pay Instawhores instead of raping white women, so that's the only place outside Israel in the Middle East they can visit.

>>21508369
yes i know ive been there like 50 times.

>>21508375
Myself I would much rather visit Istanbul, Alexandria, some place with more ancient history in that region but I have a gf so we can't go places like that.

>>21508381
yer dont go there anon, my brother visited spain with his gf and whent to marroco for a day. he told me it was one of the worst experiences he had travelling. constant harrasment and him having to be on edge. food wasnt very exciting either and the markets where disgusting. like india level disgusting.

>>21508253
It's not expensive, it's cheaper for them and being sold to you at a markup, did you not understand the post or what?

>>21507580 (OP)
Dubai = Luxury and Quality.

Everything of the brand Dubai is premium. Fantastic place. I vacation there every time and always go back. So much luxury and quality. I feel in poverty at the rest of the world. Dubai is wonderland.

>>21507662
>Dubai has no culture of their own.
What about slavery? Violence used against them? Sexual exploitation? Materialism on a ming boggling level? A climate so harsh, you can't spend time outside in the summer?
Truly a fascinating place!
Anyways, it was pretty funny how this stuff suddenly appeared in probably tens of thousands of stores. They probably gave it away for free.
Just another fever dream of a Saudi Oil billionaire prince.

>>21508428
I'm saying it tastes better even though it is "watered down" you moron

>>21508990
Ah yes I love the taste of shredded wheat, are you fucking stupid? The filler has no taste.

>>21508438
The toilets in Dubai are especially luxurious, and clean you better than any bidet. (In the rest of the world, I think they call them "your daughter on Instagram".)

>>21509002
It adds texture

>>21507580 (OP)
Tastes like any generic crunchy chocolate.

>>21509051
>crunchy
it has a cream filling

>>21509084
>cream
it's infected diarrhea. instagram "models" became too expensive so they're putting it to other use

>>21509101
Why does this chocolate make kikes so mad?

>>21509144
>If you don't like my gross scat chocolate you are a jew!!!!
Fuck off

Wow so are certain things that are a faux pas like kids. Why do you say? No shut up

>>21509048
Texture has to be flavorless

>>21509217
ayo

>>21509217
good morning saar

>>21509223
the pistachio, tahini and kafiyah pastry combined with the chocolate has texture and flavor you ape

>>21507668
It was dubai toilet, where influencers get flown to Dubai and get royally shat on.

>>21509243
Yeah ans it's garbage

>>21509243
All the flavor comes from the pistachio, nobody cares about your disgusting shredded wheat texture. I'm trying to eat a chocolate not a cereal bar.

It even looks gross.

>>21509252
Pour some high frustose corn syrup on it and then you might like it better

>>21507580 (OP)
It looks like dog poo

>>21508143
It is, Hosco means apathetic

>>21507580 (OP)
It's nasty. The filling looks like baby poop.

>>21507661
Me whenever I see an Asian woman

>>21507594
They taste like salt and pistachios

>>21508126
but what if they make ruby dubai chocolate

>>21509656
but they already do?

>>21509665
whoever made that clip should be whipped to death

>>21509665
That looks diseased.

I can't look at this an not immediately think of cow dung and horse pears.

>>21509754
>That looks diseased.
Probably is too

>>21509766
I thought it was stuffed with marijuana

It doesn't look that great but it taste good af

>>21508391
Food in morocco is god tier and the markets are fine, nothing close to what you see in India. The harassment is absolutely true though, especially in the large cities.

>>21507676
Even the packaging is revolting

DUBAI CHOCOLATE LABUBU MATCHA CRUMBL COOKIE!!!

>>21510458
>Labubu...Dubai Chocolate...Matcha Tea...Crumble Cookie
>Labubu...
>Dubai chocolate...
>Matcha Tea...
>Crumble Cookie...

>>21508142
Learn to have some fun

>>21507580 (OP)
the inside looks like cow shit when they are sick.

>>21507580 (OP)
Tried homemade version and it was very tasty. $10 for a bar, though.

>>21510458
Don't forget to bring your book to read at the cafe

>>21507662
Oh. So that's why it looks like diarrhea.

>>21509665
Why would they use such disgusting hands in a food video?

>>21508438
what flavour of shitskin are you?

>>21507580 (OP)
it looks fucking disgusting but the gas station near me put some out at the counter and i've been considering giving it a try just to see what the hype is about

>>21513455
>the gas station
That's actually kind of appropriate, but the only brown thing I want imported from Dubai is the oil.

>>21508129
your pic related literally waters down the pistachio by surrounding it with almond filling

I hate this trend because it made it impossible to buy just regular chocolate with pistachio pieces.
Everything is now this cream with dough hair with the texture of raw spaghetti.

>>21513525
Are you blind? Every little square of that chocolate had a full pistachio nut inside. On top of the pistachio-almond cream. You can't tell the difference?

And I said had, because they don't sell it anymore, because it's more profitable to sell your dogshit TikTok trend now.

>>21513550
Exactly.

>>21507580 (OP)
how many dollars did ahmed venmo you to post this

What people who haven't been to dubai think of dubai:
>>21508362
What people who have actually been to dubai think of dubai:

>>21507668
I HAVE GUESSED IT AND WROTE IT WEEKS AND WEEKS AGO ON /KEK/ BUT NOOOOOBODY LISTENED REEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'VE BEEN KEKED BY X FORMERLY KNOWN AS TWITTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>21507594
ok i get it, this is a rage bait thread and thus should be hidden

it was on sale for $15 (down from $20) at my local grocery store. said what the hell, bought one.
it was actually really fucking good.

>>21514807
>buy it at the standard retail price
>think you got a discount because some sign said so
You just got scammed anon.

>>21514819
In his defense, that's what all "sales" are now. He probably grew up when they were actually real.

>>21514819
>>21514824
I mean it was $20 for weeks prior. It looked like it was moved to the bargain bin of items that weren't moving. Should've waited even longer ig.

>>21507580 (OP)
thats shit from a butt

I don't doubt that it might taste quite good (It's pistachio creme with sth else, what's not to like?), but it's NOT worth the absurd meme price that is asked for it currently.
Might check it out when the stupid fad dies down and the overstock gets thrown after you.

>>21509258
>implying I consume anything with hfcs
Lol. Lmao even

>>21507580 (OP)
The pistachio mess reminds me of horse shit

>>21508362
fucking hate browns and nogs and their disgusting bling bling materialistic worship culture.

>>21507670
>>21512375

>>21507580 (OP)
I tasted like 4 different ones until now, godlike was the one literally from dubai that one of my gf's friends got on her vacation there, was like 20€ lmao
but the ones that i bought personally here were ok or meh

>Dubai chocolate
more like Dubai POOPOOlate amirite?!!

If I eat pistachios and a hershey bar at the same time is it basically the same?

>>21507580 (OP)
i had one. just for FOMO. It was worth it once, but i wouldnt try another brand. i get it.

lol

>Dubai chocolate was paid to be viral so that when you'd search the term you wouldn't find sheiks taking a shit on instagram whore as the results

>>21513389
To match the hands of their target audience

>>21517769
>create product to cover up abhorrent unsanitary fetish acts
>product is abhorrently unsanitary
pottery

>>21507580 (OP)
>"HOLY HECKIN FLYIN SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!! I LOVE DUBAI CHOCOLATE!!!!!"

>>21517769
did the dubians poop in the chocolate now?

Is it better than a peanut butter cup or is it just green

>>21518251
It's better if you like pistachio.
Or at least the concept is, the actual product is not.

>>21518277
I like pistachios but I don’t think I prefer them to peanuts. I’ve never had pistachio butter