Thread 21508609

I made buffalo chicken wraps with celery sticks and krautsalad

my mother is away with some friends we are alone

i made the sauce with ketchup, tabasco, brown sugar, corn starch

>papa

You were diddled

inside i made lettuce, cream cheese and creme fraiche with herbs and garlic, cheddar on the tortilla, cooked red peppers

we liked it very much we left one for my mother

>>21508609 (OP)
unfathomably based. the kinocity of this action reverberates through time and space.

>>21508622
>we liked it very much we left one for my mother
This poet expressed it better than I ever could.

>>21508614
>we are alone
You got one of those mothers, eh? I feel ya homie.

>>21508634
I meant this >>21508628 poet. My bad.

>>21508609 (OP)
Your dad diddles little kids

>>21508622
wtf your mom works night shift at hospital or something

>>21508609 (OP)

I fucking hate your dad's boomer smile, fuck him :)

>>21508609 (OP)
>>21508614
>>21508622
Good job. Look delish.

>>21508615
lucky

>>21508622
Great looking cross section, when she tries it I’m sure mom’s gonna freak (in a good way)

>>21508622
good job!

>>21508649
Not OP. Third shift pharmacist at big hospitals make way more than CVS bottle fillers.

>>21508614
>my mother is away with some friends
With her boyfriend?
Also use iceberg lettuce next time

>>21508923
His mom always freaks when cramming his protein

>>21508609 (OP)
OP just want u to know that i like your family dinners posts and i hope you keep posting them.

>>21508609 (OP)
Just suddenly realized how horrible it must be to realize your son is not only gay, but a bottom who sexually submits to any father figure he can get his sticky, aids-ridden little fingers on

>>21508614
>mother is away
trouble at home

>>21508609 (OP)
>>21508614
>>21508622

That's a solid dinner right there. Cherish your parents while you have them, anon, these posts are refreshing to see. All the people hating are just pissed we are getting OC instead of a 6th McDonald's thread

I don't cook for my parents, they are absolute vile "people", especially my snake of a mother who badmouths literally everyone's cooking later even though her garbage is barely edible, she even manages to fuck up bolognese sauce, while my trash father will just openly complain also he spits out anything with a hint of spice out like a fucking toddler jesus fucking christ I wish they would drop dead already, the vaxx gave me a little hope but unfortunately nothing happened. Anyway nice job OP, glad you have it better

>>21509177
>i cooked dinner for my dad
>starts rambling about gay sex
totally normal response

>>21508609 (OP)
Good job anon

>>21509662
4chan's entire draw is posts standing on their own merit rather than who posted. This is a board about food, his family is not relevant, and this is a repeated offense.

>>21509791
touch grass faggot

>>21509793
Can't. He's currently on vacation.

I've never seen a post this good before

>>21508609 (OP)
>>21508614
>>21508622
Looks tasty, at first I thought too much cream stuff but it looks like it mixed in well on that chopped wrap shot.
Ive been teaching my daughter cooking stuff more and more recently and she enjoys learning. Hopefully in a few years she will be cooking me dinner for once

>>21508609 (OP)
That's nice I'm sure your dad is proud

>>21508622
>we liked it very much we left one for my mother
that's very nice of you anon

>>21508609 (OP)
OP here, Mom is in Jamaica

>>21508609 (OP)
Looks delicious brother. Enjoy! But get better, more flavorful hot sauces outside the buffalo!

>>21509738
I can read you like a book, anon. And what I see disgusts me deeply. Your soul is tainted and you will not enter the kingdom of heaven

>>21509177
NOW you realize how you made your dad feel?

>>21508609 (OP)
>son why are you taking a picture?
>got to show it to my 4chan friends!

>>21508609 (OP)
why does everyone here talk like a 10 year old kid?

>>21510156
normal?

>>21510156
Daddy issues and it's summer.

>>21509176
i don't like them
>>21508609 (OP)
what a little bitch