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Anonymous 8/3/2025, 7:19:37 AM No.21509428 >>21509432 >>21509441 >>21509444 >>21509476 >>21509502 >>21509624 >>21509778 >>21509784 >>21510451 >>21511560 >>21513562

Blood Substitue

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I like the taste of beef blood from a medium steak mixed in with my mashed potatoes. There should be an instant mix like au jus.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 7:20:36 AM No.21509432 >>21509437

>>21509428 (OP)
Slit your wrists and use your own blood. It will give you the strength of you.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 7:22:23 AM No.21509437 >>21509440

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>>21509432
>I like the taste of beef blood

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 7:24:06 AM No.21509440

>>21509437
You're certainly as fat as a cow.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 7:24:33 AM No.21509441 >>21509446

>>21509428 (OP)
There is no blood in steak.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 7:25:07 AM No.21509444

>>21509428 (OP)
use cocoa powder and soy sauce

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 7:25:53 AM No.21509446 >>21509714

>>21509441
Not even one blood cell?

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 7:50:38 AM No.21509476 >>21509522

>>21509428 (OP)
Go to an asian market and purchase beef blood.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 8:03:46 AM No.21509502 >>21509508

>>21509428 (OP)
that's not blood, moron

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 8:06:18 AM No.21509504 >>21509566

Use the juices from your steak…

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 8:16:11 AM No.21509508

>>21509502
>moron
wow rude

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 8:28:41 AM No.21509522 >>21511610

>>21509476
For me it's congealed duck or pig blood
It's meaty tofu

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 9:20:37 AM No.21509566 >>21509603

>>21509504
Someone should sell that formula.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 9:53:08 AM No.21509599

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>There should be an instant mix like au jus.
Your wish is my command

UFO !!hf6N5HW8mIT 8/3/2025, 9:59:48 AM No.21509603

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>>21509566
They do

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 10:26:36 AM No.21509624 >>21509629 >>21511119

>>21509428 (OP)
That's not blood buddy. It's myoglobin from the fat and tissue breaking down.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 10:30:56 AM No.21509629 >>21509638

>>21509624
Okay pal.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 10:36:35 AM No.21509638 >>21510076

>>21509629
you should try actual blood. it has a very distinct smell and taste. you'll never confuse myoglobin for blood again.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 11:50:23 AM No.21509714

>>21509446
Not a single one. The burden of proof is on you.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 12:59:48 PM No.21509778

>>21509428 (OP)
>au jus
American education strikes again.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 1:07:46 PM No.21509784 >>21509806

>>21509428 (OP)
If you like the taste of blood so much, eat horse meat because horse meat is rich in iron.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 1:38:51 PM No.21509806 >>21509807

>>21509784
Or cow liver

UFO !!hf6N5HW8mIT 8/3/2025, 1:39:29 PM No.21509807

>>21509806
Or deer heart

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:03:02 PM No.21510076 >>21510535

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Anonymous 8/3/2025, 8:50:19 PM No.21510408 >>21510424

I guess the blood flavor is no popular since so many children like gray dead overcooked steak.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 9:10:00 PM No.21510424 >>21510583

>>21510408
It's not blood you stupid idiot

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 9:29:10 PM No.21510451 >>21510583

>>21509428 (OP)
that's not blood.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 10:27:05 PM No.21510535 >>21511611

>>21510076
probably psychosemetic but I always feel a little off kilter after eating blood pudding.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 10:52:29 PM No.21510583

>>21510451
>>21510424
You can't prove that.

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 3:16:14 AM No.21511119

>>21509624
it's your WHAT?

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 7:50:53 AM No.21511532

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Who says it isn't blood?

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 8:25:12 AM No.21511560 >>21512717

>>21509428 (OP)
americans will call this a hamburger and say that the bun is irrelevant

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 9:46:04 AM No.21511610

>>21509522
Is it good fr fr?

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 9:47:08 AM No.21511611 >>21511616

>>21510535
Cool it with the antisemitism bud

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 10:07:09 AM No.21511616

>>21511611
oh right, typo.. heehee.
Regardless "psychosemetic" would imply a semetic suffering from psychosis and therefor not legally nor morally responsible for one's actions.
"psychosemetic" effectively translates to "anti-antisemetic" which I'm sure yourself and the court would agree, is a positive notion.
Now I'm going for a schvitz so I may not immediately respond to your rebuttal.

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 11:19:54 PM No.21512651 >>21513370

It's myoglobin. Not blood.

Jesus, a shit thread and no one knew this? Fucking A.

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 11:57:55 PM No.21512717

>>21511560
Rent free.

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 6:53:01 AM No.21513370 >>21513374

>>21512651
>Your goblin is somehow present in the liquids contained in every beef product.
How does that even make sense?

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 6:54:41 AM No.21513374

>>21513370
you talkin about goblins, homie. Don't have to make sense.

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 10:31:10 AM No.21513562

>>21509428 (OP)
just use the bean water from canned beans. tastes like the real thing