Thread 21512167

English muffin, chorizo, poached egg, crema verde, red onion, queso fresco

>>21512167 (OP)
By god I hope you die in a fire

>>21512167 (OP)
Based and cute dog.

>>21512179
thanks! Here’s an egg shot for you

>>21512167 (OP)
Ewww chorizo is made of salivary glands and weird shit

>>21512182
Very nice eggs. Love a good chorizo and egg

>>21512183
Embarrassing post, lil picky eater baby.

>>21512183
I just ate a bunch of it the other day. It was some tasty whatever the fuck it is.

>>21512183
its makin my glands salivate

SHITBULL! BABYKILLER!

WOOOOHOOOO FIRST!

water
(warm)

>>21512167 (OP)
>shitbull
Subhuman

shitbull kill squad en route to your location faggot

>>21512252
>>21512315
S O V L

>>21512315
>t. Toxosquad

>>21512167 (OP)
Based breakfast and based dog post. 4chan is objectively a dog website.

>>21512254
Fuck you

>>21512167 (OP)
>>21512182
This looks really good anon. Did you make the crema verde yourself? Mexican eggs Benedict. Huevos Benedicto.

¿Para mí? Es sopa de perro.

>>21512320
mah pibby dindu nuffin!!!!

>>21512322
yeah I made it with crema, hatch chilies, avocado, cilantro, evoo, salt, lime juice and used the immersion hand blender

Stewart mom fuck dog

>>21512167 (OP)
>yet another attention whore thread by a man child living in his mom's house with his emotional support shitbull
Why don't you just kill yourself?

>>21512167 (OP)
I think your thread is very worthwhile, deserving of attention, and your dog is cute. Based and self reliant man spending precious time with his family.

>>21512459
>self reliant
He has literally admitted to having a dead end job and living at his parents house, that his emotional support animal for his "anxiety and depression."
He is a loser.

>>21512466
>t. lobsterlet

>>21512474
>to me self reliance means relying on your parents for everything
Retard

>>21512466
He has a job and there is absolutely nothing wrong with living at your parents. It's actually extremely based to live with your family as long as you aren't a leech and causing them suffering.

Not judging for mental illness cause he hasn't been mentally ill towards me. Dogs are based also.

This is the dead land
This is cactus land
Here the stone images
Are raised, here they receive
The supplication of a dead man’s hand
Under the twinkle of a fading star.

Is it like this
In death’s other kingdom
Waking alone
At the hour when we are
Trembling with tenderness
Lips that would kiss
Form prayers to broken stone.

>>21512485
who are you quoting? you seem upset

>>21512466
I don’t have a dead end job anymore, sorry to disappoint.

>>21512518
Happy for you bro

>>21512518
Yet you still live at mommies house and have an emotional support shitbull.
So really nothing has changed and likely never will as living at mommies house makes you too comfortable to actually try.

>>21512532
>t. Loser that hates his family

Sad!

Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death’s other Kingdom
Remember us—if at all—not as lost
Violent souls

Yeh breakfast is neat I like eating it and sometimes smelling it also

>>21512554
Imagine confusing thinking someone in their 30s living at their parents house is a loser is equivalent to hating ones family

Here we go round the prickly pear
Prickly pear prickly pear
Here we go round the prickly pear
At five o’clock in the morning.

i've been making these little biscuit breakfast sandwich things lately. 2 biscuits, 1 hash brown, two pieces of sausage, 1 egg, some onions and jalapeno and a slice of american cheese.

>>21512748
why would you eat with your car keys beside you?

>>21512736
Cope more, loser.

>>21512754
Might be a cop

>>21512754
Why not?

>>21512772
He's jealous because he doesn't have a car.

>>21512763
>defending a mentally ill manchild online
Holy fuck

>>21512772
let me help you out

>>21512802
>acting like a giant loser

Holy expected from a family hater such as yourself.

>>21512810
Do you too live at your mother's house at 30 plus, is that why me calling Stewart a loser bothers you so much?
Calling a 30 year old or older man a loser for living at his mom's house isn't the same as hating family.

>>21512466
Make more money than you though

>>21512813
Family rich and will never work a day in my life, wagie.

Ugh, I hate rich kids. I am an accountant and soon to be replaced by ai.

>>21512847
>an accountant
you practically are AI

>>21512847
HA HA

>>21512813
No retard I own acreage in a beautiful part of the country, purchased outright. Youre just a loser that fell for the move out at 18 boomer meme. You just sound like a disgusting boomer.

>>21512852
>it's very wise to live at your mother's house as a male who is 30+ with an emotional support animal, that doesn't make you leech at all!
Wild

>>21512856
who are you quoting? you seem upset

>>21512754
"Owning" that car is a huge point of pride for someone like this.
Imagine you're an utter failure living with mom and dad and you have no life.

You'd want to build yourself up to be some kind of big fish. He thinks this does that for him. There is also a firearm he is proud of and puts into his pathetic photo compositions.
Sad when you really consider him.

>>21512860
You sound jealous he has more than you will make in multiple lifetimes.

>>21512866
someone showing off the keys to a bmw probably doesn't have that much money

>>21512860
Stewart is an insufferable faggot.

BUT the fact that you are without fail in ALL of his threads seething makes up for it.

>>21512859
Yep I'm thinking he is seething. The filthy boomer got called out and now he is having a meltdown.

>>21512873
unless it's bait, in which case you have nothing but a hook stuck in your mouth

Uh, breakfasts?

>>21512884
Absolutely based. You are going to make all the jelly cats seethe so hard. Excellent post.

>>21512884
wow is that your lawnmower?

Brokies on suicide watch itt

i'm literally a millionaire. my 911 turbo mogs the shit out of your mom's sedan she lets you drive to your shift at the gas station.

>>21512905
THIS.

>>21512167 (OP)
didnt see you faggot a long time imo i liked the lime along guy withh cats even that fatas that always had taco bell burger deenz and vodka

>>21512754
that's Elliot Rodger

>>21512933
Learn to write properly you retarded little shitbag

>>21512167 (OP)
Cute dog!

>>21512532
Nani? If I got along with my parents I’d definitely have lived with them while saving money. I’d have an extra quarter mil saved if I’d been able to do that.

>>21512752
Those look really good

>>21512322
That other anon is right. Trying to convince us you're cultured is pointless when you own a shitbull.
You may as well just wear a big shirt that says "I came from trash, I live in trash and I'll die as trash".

>>21513436
Yeah the dog does have that effect. Like it makes op look ghetto and low class.

Either way, no offense.

The food always looks good and presentable.

>>21513436
at no point have i tried to convince you i'm cultured, i put chorizo on a fucking english muffin

>>21513454
They are desperate to talk shit. It's really funny.

>>21512167 (OP)
the thumbnail made me think you were eating artichoke petals
the real image is far less appealing

>>21513853
it's not artichoke season

>>21512167 (OP)
kill that shitbull

>>21514306
>t. Loser

>>21512690
I'd smell your breakfast

>>21514360
>not my heckin emotional support pupperino

>>21512167 (OP)
I think this boards posting quality would be markedly improved if you live streamed your eventual suicide for us to watch.
I want to see your worthless dog chew your face off.

>>21514609
I expect you're an instant ramen weeb who loves a debate about the relative merits of different cereal. Shove your hot sauce bottle up your well worn shitbox

>>21514621
Nope, I just hate your constant attention whoring and sperg meltdowns when people correctly identify you as a waste of space

>>21514625
I'm pretty sure you've got stuffed toys and have a hankering for effeminate males

>>21514628
>o-oh yea, well you're gay or a troon!
Good job Stewart, you're very insulting or something.

what a fun, happy food and cooking thread

>>21512167 (OP)
Your food looks pretty good. Bravo.
I hope your dog chokes on a razor blade though.

>>21514650
The actual food and cooking related posts ITT are overwhelmingly positive. It's not like any of these trolls are contributing towards the breakfast topic at hand.

>>21512167 (OP)
At some point he will snap

>>21512518
Unemployed then?

>>21513454
>crema verde
>queso fresco
>"I'm not trying my hardest to look cultured, I swear!"
Holy shit, you're such a poser. It's fucking painful to watch, honestly.

>>21512167 (OP)
Based skibidi doggerino!

>>21514747
my post was funner before the jannie deleted the dog gore post.

>>21512183
I didn’t know that about chorizo, I thought it was just normal sausage but the beans version. Honestly the first food I’ve heard of like that which doesn’t immediately turn me off from it. Like chitlins, I’d never eat that but Chorizo is just fine to me .

>>21515368
I read it. It was low personality dogshit

>>21514782
Projection

>>21515363
Mexican slop is not cultured. It's basic shit.

>>21515403
waana fight?

>>21515416
>waana
Ma'am, are you African?

>>21513199
cuuuteee

>>21515421
Close, Australian