Thread 21512528

>go on youtube
>look for cooking channels
>it is 99% white boomers trying to look cool by using a bit of black pepper to infuse flavor in low fat milk porridge
Why is YT cooking such a fucking tastelet monopoly nowadays?

>>21512528 (OP)
He annoys the piss out of me. Blocked his videos from being recommended.

>why is everything so gay?
idk man, just one of those things I guess. The important thing is to realize you only have control over your own gayness.

This is one area of the internet I hope gets AI obliterated.
>le scroll through 10 pages of bullshit advertising for a basic recipie meme
Has long overstayed its place online.

zoomers understand that food is just fuel to keep you alive. not some kind of personal artistic expression like every other cringe ass generation that came before

>>21512542
lmao how

>>21512567
Who do you think is writing those 10 pages nowadays?

>>21512863
likely AI for blogging, but asking for a recipe aggregates the filler out.

>>21512528 (OP)
I bet he can take lots of heavy cream.

>>21512570
t. autistic zoomer

>for years and years I could search for any recipe and get tons of decent free recipes
>now every link I click on asks for money or my email
Fuck off.

>>21512528 (OP)
>blocks your path

>>21512528 (OP)
He just popped up in my social media with him and some other fag going to that new Jesus Christ superstar with the black chick who looks like a demon playing jesus

>>21512836
When you're logged in, there are three dots underneath videos and you can tell YouTube to not recommend channels. I haven't seen a leftist video on my feed in months.

>>21513092
adblockers did this. most sites were almost entirely supported by ads back in the day and now most people have adblockers so they have to seek alternative sources of revenue.

>>21512528 (OP)
All you need are Chef Onyo and Cowboy Kent

How come I only get mostly good shit coming my way? Is this a thinly veiled beg thread for good channels?

>>21512528 (OP)
I prefer shitty cooks to commercialized garbage shilling Better Help or Factor slop. Total YouTube eceleb death. If I see one more Mr beast appear in my feed I'm going full Hitler.

>>21512528 (OP)
just dump lawry's all over your food!

>>21513265
far less people use adblockers than you'd think. ad revenue dropped off a cliff because it was a fucking bubble.

>15 minute video for 3 minutes of useful info OR 29 second MKUltra activation sequence
>cheese and/or cream in for no reason
>incomprehensible accent
>tangent about stock
>moralfagging out of nowhere
>unfunny attempt at joke or forcing a meme
>"[thing that has been confirmed to do something] doesn't do anything actually!"
I should make a bingo card for these some day.

>>21513321
>29 second MKUltra activation sequence
link pls

>>21513284
I said I hated lawry's and almost got stabbed at the family reunion.

>>21513373
I mean, it’s kinda stupid to hate it but it makes more sense to say there’s better alternatives in most situations.

>>21513373
They prob thought you meant the lawrys prime rib

>>21512528 (OP)
I like his videos. He talks in a bit of a weird way but the videos are informative

>>21512570
Based hylic

i got recommende his chef Boyardee video, it was fun

>>21512570
Yep and thats why they shovel fast food slop and ultra processed bullshit into their faces without a second thought.
Cause zoomies dont think. They do what their screens tell them to

>>21514232
He's definitely more interested in the history stuff than cooking, he's honestly not very good at it but he has no gimmick if he doesn't cook the food too

>>21512528 (OP)
Why do people have something against him? Interesting videoes about food in the past. Is it because he sucks dick (which has nothing to do with his channel)?

>>21514388
Eh, yeah
>very good
definitely not, but he‘s easily better than 90% of people today considering his broad range of knowledge in terms of spices and techniques. I say that as someone who feels he is a mediocre cook but am generally regarded as great though. I just think most people are pitifully bad at cooking. I hate people. Why are people so stupid and bad at things?

>>21514414
He‘s not doing it the way they believe he should be. Not enough emphasis here there or what not. People are generally egotistical and think their preference is somehow the only right way.

>>21513265
>now most people have adblockers
this isnt true in the slightest
>>21513092
ive never had a recipe site ask for money, email sure to "sign up" but you just click the X

>>21513251
he was asking how he annoyed you, dum dum

>>21512542
I like his videos, but he's a faggot unfortunately.

>>21512528 (OP)
>go on youtube
>look for cooking channel for specific ethnic dish
>it is 99% white boomers trying to look cool by using a bit of black pepper to infuse flavor in low fat milk porridge
>finally find a great video from a guy of the ethnicity the dish is from
>random cut in middle of the video he does a whole propaganda segment about genocide
>cuts back to finishing touches of the dish
I love his recipe and use it. But goddamn I hate political bullshit and how it has crept and raped every aspect of our lives. I just wanna grill.

21512570
>Jakshit filth
>The worst opinion you've ever heard
Pick two

>>21514876
>>cuts back to finishing touches of the dish
which dish was it? I'm curious

>>21514843
>unfortunately
>implying guys don't give infinitely better head
enjoy your teeth

>>21514993
zesty aah niguz

If men are best cooks, are fags akshually the bestest cooks? Or are they female level?

>>21514843
>I like his videos, but he's a faggot unfortunately.
*fortunately
zesty niggas know about cooking

>>21514988
>which dish was it? I'm curious
Mujaddara

>>21515048
He should be made to wear a pink star

>>21515070
I'm sure his star is very pink

W2 Kitchen is bretty good. Short, dense videos with no waffling.

>>21514993
>>implying guys don't give infinitely better head
Only a fag would say this

>>21514993
>implying gays don't give infinitely better head
There's just something about having a boy toss your salad that makes you want you want to eat that lettuce.

>>21513271
For me its Francis

>>21514993
Why do blacks act like their basic poverty slop is the height of cuisine?

>>21513925
lmao

>>21515184
get sucked off by a YOUNG BUCK right now and write us a review pookie

>>21513373
such is the fate of browns
dreadful

>>21515659
You say shit like this then go to some shitty gentrified restaurant to pay $30+ for unseasoned chicken tenders and bland box mac-n-cheese

>>21512570
Literal soul-dead zoomer golem. Why did you post your self-portrait, non-living entity?

>>21512542
Same. Surprisingly the yt channel block has worked pretty well, haven't seen him in months.

>>21512528 (OP)
>Why is YT cooking such a fucking tastelet monopoly nowadays?
>follows foodtubers instead of cooking channels

STOP FOLLOWING:

-OVER 1 MIL SUBS
-NOT AN ACTUAL PRACTICING OR RETIRED CHEF
-SHOWS FACE AND SELF
-IS WELL VERSED IN YOUTUBE ALGORITHM LINGO, SPEECH, MANNERISMS, ETC
-MILLENIAL/FEMINIST
-IS A TIKTOK LITERAL CHILD (IN COOKING THIS MEANS ANYTHING YOUNGER THAN A MILENIAL)
-YOUTUBER INTRODUCTIONS
-QUIRKY CHANNEL THEMES OR DISINGENUOUS DAD-JOKES
-TATTOOS OF COOKING UTENSILS OR PARAPHENELIA
-ELITIST
-SPONSORED PRODUCT (ESPECIALLY IF BY SELF-SPONSOR)
-AMAZON REFERRAL LINKS
-OPINION VIDEOS ABOUT SOME TRENDY BULLSHIT
-"SCIENTIFIC"

FOLLOW:
-CHEF JOHN, JEAN-PIERRE, AND WANG
-OLD TRADITIONAL WOMAN
-NON-ENGLISH CHANNELS
-LOW PRODUCTION QUALITY
-SHOT IN PROFESSIONAL, ACTIVE KITCHEN
-CAMERA 90% ON FOOD/TECHNIQUE/PROCESS
-FULL INGREDIENT LIST IN DESCRIPTION
-TITLES TO VIDEOS ARE GENERALLY ONLY COMPOSED OF: DISH/BASE TO BE COOKED

>>21513101
This faggot is reddit personified, everything about him, mannerisms, speech, everything.

He's like a cringe black hole, I'd probably implode if I were to be near him.

>>21515906
he just rates chips lol
you don't even know what reddit is

>>21515659
No black muhfucker thinks their soul food is 3 star michellin shit. It's called fuckin soul food for a reason dumb ass

>>21514665
I would agree he's better than a lot but I feel like a lot of his substitutions feel arbitrary. I mean obviously he can't recreate ancient ingredience exactly but when he makes subs for stuff like the fake eggs and milk or cheaps out I feel like he's not trying as hard as he should be.

>>21515952
I‘ve interpreted it as him trying to keep recipes accessible to his audience so that they can also make it. If every second recipe requires something unbelievably difficult to find or expensive then the shows becomes performative rather than instructive. To that as well, it’s a weekly show.

>>21515903
Chef John is my nigga, hope he starts selling merch i want to hang something of his in my kitchen

>>21515952
>>21515961
I should note that I’m pretty biased in his favor though. I love both history and cooking, so it’s a pretty great crossover for me.

>>21515961
>>21515965
That's entirely fair. I mean nigga's clearly got the money to buy this shit so while giving substitute recommendation is perfectly fine I feel like he should at least try to be as close as possible for the vids. But I'm just autistic like that, I feel like diverting from the recipe too much makes it a different thing in the end so it never truly seems authentic. He's well researched at the end of the day and pretty informative so I enjoy his vids at the end of the day, more just a personal gripe about his craft methods

>>21512528 (OP)
He's not a very good cook but I like the history stuff.
And he's not the flamboyant kind of gay so I don't mind his sinful sexuality.

>>21515977
Yeah you wouldn't really know he's gay unless you're a parasocial weirdo. Helps that despite being a history channel he largely keeps modern day opinions out of it (ignoring his WW2 recipes)

>>21515969
Yeah, I get it. It would bias his critique of the dish at the end, but he‘s generally positive slanted with that anyways. As a defense, he does clarify how the substitution is done so it does leave it possible for the viewer to do it accurately themself.

>>21513265
The ads shot first

>>21513251
>I haven't seen a leftist video on my feed in months
safe space pussy

>>21512528 (OP)
It really isn't like that, sounds like you just suck at searching.

>>21515903
I get most of my recipes from Brian Lagerstrom. I know he hits a few of your red flags but his recipes have had like a 95% success rate in my house the only recipe of his I didn't like was prime rib because I think Chef Johns is easier and more consistent.

>>21515184
Gee, the mentally ill sperg that keeps spamming the video of the two zesty niggas is a homo?