Thread 21513259

Your family will love this easy cinnamon roll desert that involves only four ingredients, many of which you likely already have in your cabinet.

>>21513259 (OP)
i don't have a family

>>21513259 (OP)
i don't have a cinnamon roll

>>21513259 (OP)
I don't have love

>>21513259 (OP)
i don't have a cabinet

>>21513259 (OP)
I don't have four ingredients

>>21513259 (OP)
I don't have hands

>>21513259 (OP)
I am American so I am fat and retarded.

>>21513259 (OP)
>Your family will love this

>>21513259 (OP)
I have never even seen a vagina, and you think I'm just going to sit down and figure out if 4 ingredients are in my cabinet already or not? That's a tall fucking order, my friend.

>>21513480
just google "vagina" bro. Unless your mum wont take off the parent lock?

maybe try medical terms to get past the lock? Like "vulva" or some shit.

outer uterus

birth canal

"where do babies come from?"

I have to assume from the bathetic tone of the rest of the post that he's never seen a vagina IRL, if someone's claiming to never even have seen a picture that almost becomes some weird flex.

I don't have love

>>21513598
I dont think it's something you can possess, more of an experience or a state of mind. Do you have a mind?

>>21513259 (OP)
Ready To Roll™ pastry
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter™
Marshmallows
Starbucks Cinnamon Shaker™

>>21513487
worse, my government put a parent lock on our internet :(

>>21513487
Don't do this, I tried and my pc let out an alarm, the police knocked on my door and said if I don't stop googling vaginas immediately they would have to take me in.

>>21513259 (OP)
>cutting it into individual sections and then rolling them each up afterwards
What is this bass ackwards retard nonsense?

how pathetic is your life that the thing you're most proud of is having stuck your weiner in a vagina. or worse yet having a vagina and having let a guy stick his weiner in your hoo-haw. is that a major accomplishment? do you also pat yourself on the back for taking a dump and not missing?

>>21513259 (OP)
SHUT UP AND STOP BEING ON MY FEED U DUMB HIPSTER MOM

>>21513259 (OP)
>only need x amount of ingredients

Why are there so many recipes like this? Are people too poor/lazy to buy groceries?

>>21513315
No hands, no cookies.

>>21513809
Your american is showing. There are very few real world cases where more ingredients is a good sign. It's usually a crutch to work around mediocrity. Like how old people need to take 5 primary meds to manage their health problems and 37 secondary meds to manage the side effects of the primaries

Stop buying, eating, and supporting crap, cleetus, this is why you're fat

>>21513819
What kind of schizo shitskin retard thinks can make a cake/pastry/ice-cream/whatever with 2-3 ingredients and tase somewhat good? There's a reason why most recipes have atleast 4-6 ingredients that all have their purpose (like leavening, providing structure, taste, texture, creaminess etc.).

>>21513824
Op said 4 ingredients. You sperged that this was too few. I called you out. Now you're sperging that you need 4 ingredients.

Genuine question: are you ok? Do you need to talk to someone?

>>21513832
I said X ingredients you absolute illiterate retard. These recipes tend to skip 2-4 ingredients for some absurd reason. Even cinnamon rolls specifically should have 7-8 ingredients atleast (Sugar, milk, flour, butter, salt, yeast, eggs, cinnamon). Anything else will make it taste inferior just like your tastebuds, genes and intelligence.

>>21513841
>moving the goalposts
Nice try, fucko.

>>21513841
Seething.

>>21513845
>>21513846
I bet you're the type of shitskins who will eat from the nutella jar and call it a one ingredient dessert.

>>21513848
>ad hom
You lost.
Deal with it.

>>21513845
>>21513846
>>21513847
>>21513851
>Spamming thread instead of providing any coherent response

Peak shitskin behaviour

>>21513848
>got BTFO so hard he deleted his post
Well done /ck/, we actually drove him to suicide

>>21513490
Jelly roll

>>21513259 (OP)
If one of those 4 ingredients is not cum I’m not cooking shit

I only have half a kilo cinnamon splinters

>>21513259 (OP)
I don't let my kids have added sugars.

so... we getting that recipe or what??

>>21513259 (OP)
and they say AIposting will destory humantiy! hah!

>>21514018
I don't have the recipe

>>21513693
>the police knocked on my door and said if I don't stop googling vaginas immediately they would have to take me in.
they dont got shit or you would already be in cuffs. Predators don't warn their prey, but prey will sometimes try to bluff predators will some bullshit.

>>21514676
What? Can you run that by me one more time?

>>21514929
As long as you have 4 ingredients in your cupboard, but you don't open the doors to ascertain what they are or even whether they exist, no-one can prove anything. When the cops show up again, you just look them right in the eye and say "Sure, I could make that shit. My whole family loves it, too". They've got nothing on you. You're golden. A knowing smirk crosses your face as you go to shut the door, and you don't care if they see it or not.

>>21514929
WORDS MOTHERFUCKER

>>21513603
I don't have a mind

>>21513259 (OP)
can i buy a family?

>>21513914
You’re in luck because actually all four ingredients are cum

>>21516947
They may or may not already be in your cabinet.