Thread 21513941

Eggs (from plants)

>>21513941 (OP)
this is something they sell in a dystopian nightmare setting

>>21513941 (OP)
I JUST don't give a shit one way or another, if vegans want to make scrambled egg like things, it's not hurting me.
/fit/urds think they're dabbing on people with shit like this and then they will fall for the first food meme done by a muscular guy who tells them how he got super manly by doing some crazy protein spamming diet or some girl in an America hat who says that her family only eats a specific kind of meat diet.

>>21513941 (OP)
Can the heat of the rice cook this?

>>21513950
That's a lot of words to say you are a malnourished faggot

>>21513965
this processed crap probably cooks the rice

>>21513941 (OP)
well at leastnow you guys can't use the
>i didn't read the part where it said fake eggs
argument.

>>21513950
It's one guy who posts shit like this all day every day. We refer to him as ketoschizo. Just report his threads.

>>21513941 (OP)
J U S T fuck my """eggs""" up bro

pleggs

>>21514195
sleggs

or sheggs

>>21513941 (OP)
but it's not eggs

>>21514260
But it is eggs (from plants)

>>21514261
no, it's plant based egg substitute. it can't be eggs from plants because plants don't lay eggs

>>21514265
You do realize that an egg is not just something that an animal lays out of their cloaca, right? Plants have eggs. They are contained within the flower of the plant.

>>21514269
nigga those are seeds

>>21514269
lol you idiot

>>21514274
>>21514273
It's okay to be wrong - an egg is a reproductive organ

>>21514276
seeds aren't eggs you fucking moron
kys

woman (from man)

>>21514278
Sure is a good thing I didn't say they were.

>>21514282
>Plants have eggs. They are contained within the flower of the plant.
you literally did

>>21514283
Yeah, there's only one thing within the flower of a plant.

>>21514276
it's a gamete
produced BY a reproductive organ
ya fuckin' egg

>>21514285
I accept your concession

>>21514289
>canned response
Lol ok

>>21514292
what are the so called 'eggs' inside plants then?

>the meat of the fruit

>durrrrr i don't see any blood its not meat

>>21514384
I mean…. Yeah?

>>21514401
Let me try to explain it to you in another way. When I say there's nothing going on in that head of yours, I don't mean it literally. It means that you're a fucking idiot. Some phrases and words have multiple definitions and thus different ways of using them.

Low IQ vegan thread. I doubt the plant "eggs" are even a complete protein like real eggs and taste like processed garbage.

>>21513946
Tbh large scale farming is quite dystopian, actually even beyond dystopian

>>21513941 (OP)
>Ingredients
>Water, Mung Bean Protein, Expeller-Pressed Canola Oil, Contains less than 2% of Carrot Extractives (color), Gellan Gum, Natural Flavor, Potassium Citrate, Salt, Sugar, Tapioca Syrup Solids, Tetrasodium Pyrophosphate, Turmeric Extractives (color), Nisin (preservative).
Mmmmm sounds great

>>21513965
It's just mung beans and colour, doesn't really need cooking.

>>21515178
>Natural Flavor
What the fuck even is Natural Flavor at this point?

>>21515256
It's not new. There's a very low bar for something to be listed as "natural flavor" in the US. If it involves some sort of extraction from a "natural" source, it's a "natural flavor". This only disqualifies completely lab formulated flavors, most commonly vanilla, or those vaguely fruity flavors used in beverages cannot be legally called juice.

>>21513941 (OP)
is this a better replacement than just adding cheap potato starch

>>21515361
you mean vanillin?

>>21515434
Yeah, artificial vanilla flavor

We already had that

>>21513941 (OP)
>50 grams of protein (per carton)
Are you allowed to market like this? Is one carton a serving?

>>21514276
Also wrong

>>21515457
Yes because it's not a lie.

>>21515457
What are you talking about? Why would that be a requirement for labeling?

>>21515663
>1/2 Serving
>1060 calories
>30g Protein

>>21515703
It's a mass gainer shake buddy.

>>21515256
Whatever the hell they want.

>>21515704
Shouldn't a mass gainer shake have more protein to kcal ratio? If you're a serious lifter then you're going for around 4,000 kcal and 200g protein a day. This uses up 1/4 of your calories but only provides 15% of your protein. If you're not a serious lifter then this will just make you obese.

>>21516287
No, because protein is the most satiating macronutrient. If there were more protein, it would keep you less able to eat more food.

>>21516290
So this is more of a carb powder than a protein powder.

>>21516309
I literally just told you it's a mass gainer.

>>21516290
I drink a nearly 60g protein shake that's under 700 calories:
>scoop of whey (30g protein)
>2 cups milk (16g)
>3 tbsp peanut butter (12g)
And it only makes me feel full for about an hour. Liquid protein is not that satiating. The only mass you get from drinking 1,000 calories for 30g of protein is obesity.

>>21516338
Congratulations.

>>21513941 (OP)
Puke (from my mouth)

>>21515178
sooo
it's literally just an egg flavored protein shake

>>21513974
he didnt say he was vegan

I'm allergic to eggs and these make me happy

>>21513941 (OP)
Where can I buy sperm from plants

>>21516528
>Where can I buy sperm from plants
I always feel like a homo when I eat a big bowl of oatmeal

I stopped in at Sprouts a short while ago and saw a couple grabbing every carton of that stuff from the fridge. They were one of those weird religion people, the ones where the dudes go out wearing comforters as skirts? Are they supposed to be Muslims or something? Anyway, yeah. They were buying all the Eggs From Plants cartons and I wouldn't have noticed were it not for seeing this thread yesterday.

>>21513946
>industrialized farming LE heckin wholesome!
>plant BAD!

>>21513941 (OP)
how do you egg a plant

>>21517860
Why the FUCK sell it in a motor oil bottle? Is the point to make it as unappetizing as possible?