Thread 21514262

>>21514262 (OP)
They exist all over the world.

Are there Parmesan caves in Italy?

>>21514271
>Are there Parmesan caves in Italy?
yes.

>hundreds of miles of underground tunnels and storage facilities
>The location must be kept a secret for national security reasons

...they must be cheese pizza caves....

>>21514262 (OP)
>National security reasons

Such as?
Terrorists raiding them to make explosives?
If they are guarded why shouldn't people know where their cheese is stored?

>>21514293
>>21514300
sometimes i think about the fact that there could be a secret blacksite prison in an abandoned coal mine 1 mile beneath your feet right now and you would never know it

>>21514305
We confirmed it's a bunch of jews down there, not prison.

>>21514293
>>21514300
having no food for your army and public isn't very good for national security.

>>21514442
>disaster happens
>food is gone
>FEMA distribute the cheese hoard
>all the lactose intolerants starve to death
wtf I love hurricanes and earthquakes now

>>21514468
cheese has almost no lactose. lactose intolerant people can eat it.

Wish I could tour a cheese cave and have a sample.

Anyone remember that anon that made his own cheese cave in the walls of his house or something?

>>21514442

Who's secretly gonna steal 1.4 billion pounds of cheese?
>I don't know, I came here this morning and they were GONE!

>>21514530
I remember a anon with cheese under his stairs.

>>21514541
>guy in a suspiciously large trenchcoat: "they went thattaway"

Someone should audit the cheese stockpile.

pure Lynchian

>>21514541
You don't have to steal it to cause major problems. Could be contaminated and become inedible or any other kind of sabotage. Food storage relating to war and preventing famine has been a thing since forever.

>>21514763
Is that the federal cheese repository?

>>21514541
Tunneling bombs exist dipshit we dropped a couple on Iran recently

>>21514895
>what should we drop our tunneling bombs on? the president's bunker? their nuclear warheads?
>oh! i know! THEIR FUCKING CHEESE CAVES!!!
This is how stupid you sound.

>>21514900
>t.made germany bigger once in hearts of iron military expert

>>21514900
Cheese caves should be targeted for the lulz alone

>>21514903
>ad hominem
I accept your concession of defeat.

>>21514895
>dipshit
Esl?

>>21514895
That would just make them into melted cheese caves

>>21515024
>when we have enough melted cheese we will change the face of Arrakis forever.

>>21515179
>we will change the face of Coon™ forever*
FUCK

>>21514305
I've head deep underground mining before. A loud boom that shook the earth. Another instance was near some small outskirts town with a constant BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM that repeated for over a couple hours. You can tell when it's coming from deep underground.

>>21514300
Votes. Agriculture lobbies were practically the fifth or sixth secret wing of the federal government in last century. Corn/agricultural subsidies, sugar tariffs, food pyramid, etc.

>>21514895
yeah and they didn't do anything

>>21514305
I’d rather think about what is above me

>>21514262 (OP)
That's a fairly small amount of cheese for an average-sized nation, I'd say?

Imagine humanity goes SHTF so the government is no longer there to maintain temperatures and control of the cheese so it turns into 1 and a half billion pounds of rotten fetid biomass underground. Then aliens show up and find it and wonder wtf was going on here.

>>21518591
Like an X-Files episode.

>>21518591
Ponder the aroma

>>21518591
That's why it's in a cave, genius. They tend to naturally have very controlled temperature and humidity.

>>21518617
Yes it will be consistent but not 36F cold, not in Missouri. Surely there are air conditioning units down there to further reduce temperature and give proper air flow. If those units stopped that cheese would go bad eventually.
Or did you really think they just toss the cheese in a pile on the ground inside a cave and call it a day, genius?

>>21514300
Anon imagine if someone made it liquid
Imagine molasses flood but with burning hot cheese

>>21518613
>arrow covers most of her well curated leg and points at the cheese.
you gay

>>21521702
This is a food board.

>>21514567
They probably do.

>>21521711
Doesn't mean we all have to be like you. Straight men eat cheese too, you know.

>>21521702
I made that image years ago in response to someone who posted the full photo.
I responded "Yes sir I'll take this one right here."
Sorry I don't have the full pic any more.

>>21514300
Such as Russia throwing a nuke down the tunnel so a big part of your strategic food supply just got wiped out.

>>21514900
>oh! I know! THEIR FUCKING FOOD SUPPLY!!!
This is how fucking stupid you sound right now.