Thread 21514373

how do we feel about envirokidz gorilla munch? ive never bought it before so i thought i'd see what you guys think before i bite the bullet so to speak. any advice is appreciated

>>21514373 (OP)
It’s overpriced Kix.

>>21514381
on first glance it seems so, but i'm leaning more toward gorilla munch on account of it being non-gmo and organic, which Kix doesn't claim to be. Kix however seems to contain more fiber and vitamin content per serving.

>>21514395
I meant in taste and texture

>>21514373 (OP)
For my money it's gotta be Choco Chimps

>>21514373 (OP)
>gorilla munch
>>21514409
>Choco Chimps

whatever you do DON'T put sliced banana on it

>>21514373 (OP)
Post the REAL box art.

>>21514373 (OP)
Where’s Jimmy?

>>21514420
i don't know what you're talking about
>>21514426
there is no need to be upset

>>21514373 (OP)
They make my Jimmies feel un-rustled
>zoomies don't remember the great jimmy rustling event of 2011

>>21514427
I'll show (You) a russling

>>21514445
after I activated my almonds my jimmies slowly unrustled

>>21514420
I like how after the whole jimmies meme popped off they changed the gorilla on the box. You would think they would have leaned into the memes to sell more but I guess they wanted nothing to do with it.

>>21514445
that thread was the last time I truly had fun on this god awful website. back when the mods and moot actually had fun on here. before it became the bot ridden soulless hellscape it is today.

>>21514373 (OP)
i've only ever had the panda puffs as a kid and they were horrible

>>21514373 (OP)
We’re so old his son has joined the company

only tried them once due to cost restrictions and I'm a gluttonous pig that can eat a box of cereal in one sitting.
From I remember they were delicious.

>>21514373 (OP)
pretty good for a meme

>>21514373 (OP)
Guiz HURRY UP it's been 8 hours and OP has still been standing in the cereal aisle at GR8 PRICES Discount Grocery debating whether to spend $4 on a box of children's zogfeed made of reconstituted soy chunks with a generous HFCS glaze, it's what the D-student from a broken home on EBT who's been suspended twice craves.

>>21514445
>>21514426
>>21514420
True story: I started that meme right here on /ck/. It was in a thread full of shoops of that gorilla, I made probably 4 or 5 more that never took off like a Jesus one

>>21515326
Neat I’m tub girl but I can’t stretch like that anymore.

>>21514381
It's a bit more flavorful than Kix. Kix has always had this weird non-food taste to it (even if all cerealslop is artificial anyway).

>>21515781
>Kix has always had this weird non-food taste to it
nta but I noticed that too

>>21515326
Cool! I'm the tranny from meatspin.com

I started boycotting Gorrila Munch when they took Jimmy off the box. It's unironically a good cereal and the baby gorrila is cute but it was still a cowardly decision on their part.

>>21514373 (OP)
It's good. Overpriced but it's good. The redesign really loses the appeal tho.

>>21515326
It's actually insane how much modern culture originates from /ck/ memes

>>21514373 (OP)
that's an extremely cute gorilla

>>21515884
it's a cartoon

>>21514373 (OP)
This really crunches my monke

Whoever came up with it must’ve been a weezer fan
>wrestle with jimmmmy

Local gaijin import store carries White Power Flakes, but no Gorilla Munch anymore... it's over

>>21515928
>JIMMY JIMMY

>>21515982
What?

>>21514373 (OP)
/fit/ here, i thought this was actual monkey chow at first
>maximum 8% ash

>>21514373 (OP)
>envirokidz
if the label is 100% true, then it's a noble effort to have big business supporting non-GMO seeds and organic businesses and farms. Overall, the loss of crops and added expense of lower yield reaps benefits for the future of agriculture. So, if you buy organic, you are supporting that. It's simple as that. Not as many unnecessary chemicals into the earth, natural methods of cultivars chosen for the right reasons.

The cereal tastes like KIX brand. Corn pops have a nice texture in milk, hence many brands use it. Whatever. Buy it if you're into cereal in the AM. It's just a monetary choice to buy this way.

>>21515938
The term heritage is because these are heirloom seeds for more rare grains. People are really eating spelt anymore. Millet is grown for birdseed only.

>>21514373 (OP)
A box on the table keeps my jimmies stable

>>21516071
Same, thought this would be a different meme thread when I clicked on it

>>21515864
everyone appending "-slop" to everything now came from "goyslop" which i'm pretty sure originated here a couple years ago

>>21514373 (OP)
I've had some nature's path cereals when there's a good sale on them but in any other setting i wouldn't bother.

>>21516314
Yeah, they're fine but I wouldn't seek them out.

>>21516300
>eating literal food they give monkeys at the zoo
the absolute state of /fit/

I worked at a grocery store in high-school. On slow nights they'd give us busy work like blocking; pulling items from the back of the shelves forward (stuff that isnt restocked nightly or by vendors). I'd always giggle and loose my shit like a retard at Gorilla Munch.
It pains me how much time has passed.

i wrote them an email back when they took jimmy russle off the packaging and they wrote back lol

>>21516055
JIMMY RUSSLES
That’s where I want to be!

>>21516878
What did they say?

>>21516820
>loose

No surprise you worked at a grocery store.

>>21517231
sort of generic polite response. I think I tried to convince them to keep jimmy rustle because of how popular it was and that it would boost sales kek

>>21517231
"UR A FAGIT"

>>21517234
He may have lost his shit like a retard, or he may have loosed his shit like a retard. We just don't know.

>>21516306
ive fucking seen "for me its," all over the joint

>>21514373 (OP)
Can I feed these to the gorilla at the zoo?

>>21517391
Probably but what will you feed the white zoo workers then?

Jimmies Status?

>>21517437
unrustled

>>21518434
They took this from us.