Thread 21514452

Why do normies get so offended when I don't put together meals according to the social food template constructs? I'm constantly bullied for "putting weird things together" but I'm not a mindless drone who HAS to eat fries together with a burger or HAS to eat a sausage if I'm eating a hotdog bun. Fuck you

>>21514452 (OP)
That looks like a pretty good combo, is that on a cracker or dry bread?

>>21514511
Swedish crispbread. Crackers are inferior by far

>>21514452 (OP)
imagine consuming curing salts at this day and age

>>21514519
>swede
explains everything, do you enjoy your banana curry pizzas too?

>>21514520
cope, my perfect blood panel stuns doctors

>>21514452 (OP)
you MUST eat the sides
not you CANNOT order just the fish alone

>>21514452 (OP)
MMMMM MMMMMM FUCK THAT CHEESE LOOKS FUCKING GOOD MY NIGGA!!! WHAT KINDA CHEESE IS DAT MMMMM OOOOO WEEEE I WANNA TRY ME SOME CHEESE LIKE DAT

>>21514542
Not a single fruit should be in any sort of dish ever. No exceptions at all

>>21514452 (OP)
The most offense I've seen in my country is when I eat deserts together with my meal, rather than afterwards. It breaks people's minds to see that here

>>21514578
NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT BREAK SOCIAL CONVENTIONS. YOU HAVE TO DO IT THE WAY EVERYONE ELSE DOES IT NOOO YOURE FUCKING STUPID FOR DOING THINGS DIFFERENTLY

>>21514598
you don't understand... there are rules to follow in order to preserve culinary integrity. think about it this way, would you smoke by the traintracks if it wasn't permitted? conventions matter

>>21514542
Looks like that one has pineapple. Remove that and I'm down

>>21514631
It's food. You can eat it whatever way works for you
>would you smoke by the train track
Yes

Can any fellow swedes explain to me how I'm supposed to eat a glassbåt properly

>>21514649
Hur I hela helvetet kan man inte lyckas med det?

>>21514653
some swedes are better than others at handling white creams

>>21514653
Glassen åker ju ut ur våfflan när den blir tillräckligt liten ju. Fattar inte hur man får allt att inte bara falla isär och glida ur. Tänker absolut INTE äta glassen först och våfflan sist.

Normie here. You do you OP. Enjoy your snack

>>21514664
I dont believe this

>>21514672
>>21514664
yeah i don't believe it either!!! im suspicious!!!!!!!!

>>21514685
I think they're conspiring against me to make me feel like I'm not being made fun of while they're laughing behind my back even harder

>>21514452 (OP)
What brand is this?
Can I get it at Walmart?
Is it kosher?
It looks too complicated to make this at home.

>>21514721
yes

>>21514519
we call it Knäckebrot in German :DD

>>21514519
>>21514766
I bet in Swedish its like "Knackenbröd" but with the crossed out "o"

>>21514766
Good you have a proper name for it unlike "crisp"bread. What a SHITTY fucking translation for it. English is truly a foul language

>>21514787
crisp deez nutz IDIOT. English is the BEST language!!!!!!!!11 and after English, American is the next best!

>>21514542
disgusting, even the pineapple

>>21514452 (OP)
my D on S

>>21514658
Why do the scandi languages look fake to me? The other western and southern european languages seem normal, but the viking language looks like it's made up. Even the slav's look more believable to me and they have shit upside down and letters that resemble numbers.

>>21515008
so true!!!

>Tänker absolut INTE
Idk wtf this means but it looks like something someone would type if they were pretending to type in a real language.

>>21514452 (OP)
Nah mate, fuck YOU. Autistic faggot ass bitch.

>>21515015
I think it's because it apears similar to english phonetic patterns but garbled up with randomly placed accents. Whereas the romance languages look to be pronounced entirely different. German is directly related so it doesn't look to strange, except for the long portmanteaus built into the system. Oh yeah, and of course Welsh looks like it's made for people with differently constructed tongues.

>>21515036
Stay enslaved, oppressed and tamed you fucking drone

>>21514452 (OP)
No reasonable person cares wtf you eat.
If they do, tell them to go fuck their ugly mother and die.

>>21515843
Whilst agree with you, nobody cares for your little gay instructions either you pathetic little kid. Go and be a fucking cunt somewhere else

>>21515845
*kisses ur cheek*

>sliced meats and vegetables and cheese with some bread
whoa get a load of this free thinker here

>>21515990
Would you come over for dinner? No exactly, I didn't think so

>>21516086
I would, just to get some of that dr pepper

>>21514452 (OP)
How is meat, cheese and vegetable on bread "weird"?

>>21516101
Because it's not something like a BLT that follows an exact instruction for ingredients and I get bullied for it

>>21514452 (OP)
>I'm constantly bullied for "putting weird things together"
This seems like you are being weird. You are calling others "normies" so are you royalty? "Constantly" indicates a pattern, ya know? Innovation and fusion are not the same thing. Either you are more astute and wordly to food pairings vs your friends and family, or you're just weird and trying odd combos that others already are not delicious.

>>21516101
Americans die if they get close to many vegetables in one bite, lettuce is paper thin

>>21514452 (OP)
Im American and i have eaten stuff like that often. Charcuterie plates are great.
You need to hang around less annoying people

>>21514578
You're just a fat fuck with no self-control.

>>21514452 (OP)
because your autism is offending and quite honestly you are disgusting everyone around you

>>21514452 (OP)
>whats that?
>huh, thats wierd.
>STOP BULLYING ME AAAAA
I hate millennials so much its unreal.

>>21516141
even your hands have autism lmao

>>21516188
At least my mommy loves me despite my faults

>>21514452 (OP)
Salami and brie? I'd bully you too. Not because it's weird, but because your taste is shit. You couldn't pick two more clashing ingredients.

>>21516204
hhehhhe :PPp

>>21516204
>meats and cheeses clash
are you retarded?

>>21516196
Did your mommy also teach you to mix these ingredients?

>>21516242
She didn't allow me to make food by myself in the kitchen until I moved out at 23 so I've been experimenting with what tastes best

>>21516086
>keeps posting normal looking things and acting crazy
attention seeking schizos like you are the worst

>>21516246
mixing cucumbers with this shit is neither normal or appetizing. without them maybe

>>21514452 (OP)
I'm going to try this for breakfast tomorrow, thanks OP

>>21514520
Look man, everything is contaminated by PUFAs and other forever chemicals. It's in the food, the water, fucking everywhere. And if not that, it's microplastics.

Worrying about some nitrites isn't gonna let you live longer when the above is gonna get you cancer sooner rather than later. It's better to eat tasty meats, avoid botulism, and enjoy life.

Plus you never know what some anon will dig up against the corpo jew later on in life, discovering some shit they knew about for decades but were dumping on your ass while you were ignorant. It happened with lead, teflon, plastics, it's almost guaranteed to happen again. Next century will be about how the bugs have a thing in them that gives you turbo cancer and blindness or some shit.

>>21516188
Kek

>>21514452 (OP)
>>21514519
>Swedish
>posts the most Swedish food possible
>Why do normies get offended at this?

I really like this OP.
I like this thread.
I like all of you.


you are all good people. I've never seen such a spectacular thread on /ck/!

>I'm constantly bullied
good

I work on a building site with Mexicans, don't even get me started

>>21514452 (OP)
Hotdog bun without the sausage is a staple here in Denmark and you can get your nose broke talking shit about it.

>>21517152
I only have online friends from other countries..
>>21518135
Wow this is amazing

I can't for THE LIFE OF ME understand WHY Anakin would still try to engage on Obi-Wan despite Obi-Wan having the high ground and being a master of the Soresu combat form. I mean come on, they don't call it "The Resilience Form" for nothing. The man is turtling and has all the advantage in the world and still tries to go for a leap attack ?!?!?!

>>21515008
That's only Swedish
Swedish people dont eat things that come in jars because they can't get their head inside

>>21516253
cucumbers are rarely appetizing
on an "open faced sammich" (aka a fucking slice of bread) it helps keeping shit from sticking to the roof of your mouth

>>21518292
No it's because it tastes good. Why does no one appreciate cucumber.
Picrel todays lunch

>>21518330
with the hilarious amount of cucumber you put on, then yes i agree it adds flavour

.. er det leverpostei du har puttet på den andre skiva?

>>21514572
>tomatoes
>raisins and grapes
>olives
>lemon and lime
>every fruit based dessert imaginable including chocolate

>>21518360
Yes indeed it's liver pâté my friend
>>21518361
Tomato is treated like a vegetable
Raisins and grapes are fruits
Thinking of an olive as a fruit is retarded
You're right about lemon and lime
I'm not talking about desserts dumbass

>>21514649
Why is your hand so narrow? I thought you were missing a finger and part of your hand, but it's all there. Wtf...

>>21518713
their hands look nice, it's a shame swedish nobility is eating like a peasant

>>21518713
I'm sorry I'm narrow as a whole, my head and everything. I look like an alien

>>21514658
grip tak i isen (swedish "glassen") med tennene i overkjeven din, skjær ihop isen ifra undersiden, tygg av en bit vaffel etterpå hvis du absolutt må ha det i samme munnfull
like with a semi-solid cheese in a crunchy tortilla tray, you can slide the filling out a little and chomp it off before you get to work on the tray-ay-ay-ay

does the swedish "glassbåt" have jam in it?

>>21518330
Che schifo

>>21518815
I think I get it.. and yeah it has jam in it. Do you like the licorice glassbåt
>>21518830
Alright bro, not like an Italian would know anything about being creative

>>21518873
What exactly are you creating there?

>>21518878
I'm innovating* but maybe you're too mean to see it

>>21518882
What are you innovating?

>>21518884
You wouldn't understand because it's a swedish thing. Stop pressuring me

>>21518893
Very lagom of you

>>21518884
op's combination is pretty good, i don't have whatever dry bread they are using, but it was tastier than i expected when i tried it on a regular cracker. the cucumber didn't ruin it at all

>>21518873
good to hear
i havent been interested in ice cream for years, so i'm not sure if we have a liquorice version in stores here in norwegistan
but that would be peak scandinavia

>>21518906
Bro you gotta try it.. Raspberry licorice

>>21515008
Because you're an idiot. English and scandi are extremely similar in grammar and syntax. English even has a ton of loan words like window, neighbor etc from norwegian that are just a bastardized version of their words.

>>21515015
>Tänker absolut INTE
Thinks absolutely not would be a literal translation. Will absolutely not is what it means

>>21519137
This

One thing that really annoys me in particular is how English somehow dropped the 'kn' sound and either split it into two syllables, or reduced it to an 'n':
"Knut" -> "Canute" (a nigga named Knut)
"Kniv" -> "Nyfe" (a tool used for slicing, dicing and chopping)
"Kne" -> "Nee" (the bendy part halfway between your hips and your rear paws)


I want to blame the French for this, but ironcally, the Norman invasion of England was done by descendants of norsemen

argh

>>21518330
I ate exactly that after recovering from a surgery.
>cured meats, sliced
>toast and pate
>cucumber, pickled or otherwise
>various cheeses
I still eat that sort of meal if it's late and I'm tired.

>>21518899
I love you thank you
>>21519166
English is objectively one of the worst languages, it's just stealing shit from other languages and bastardizing it

>>21516141
one time my stupid fried ordered a whole pizza from a high end place he insisted on, with just olives. It was awful. And I knew it would be, so I insisted on the other pie being just anchovy. I ate my whole pie, he threw away half of his

>>21519989
Bro that sounds yummy as fuck..

>>21519991
trust me canned olives on decent-good dough stands out. He, the olive apologist, realized his mistake before finishing the first slice

>>21520013
How would this be any worse than just eating olives straight from the jar? I have been eating jars of olives as a snack since I was a child, how can it be worse when you pair and dilute it with something else

anyone wanna play some magic the gathering arena with me? I got this sick new deck made up of cards from the final fantasy set AND the lord of the rings set!

>>21520016
idk man they just weren't good. Plain cheese would have been better. They added a dryness that did not complement the greasiness

i dont have any reason to think this swedish person is combining ingredients that dont go well together

however
the amount of cucumber and olives is somehow very funny to me

>>21520072
All this talk about olives made me crave some. Lunch for today

>>21516224
not him but yes i am

>>21520137
>crave
the only thing you crave is attention my lonely friend

>>21514519
>crackers, swedistan
:O

>>21520153
Thanks for providing it then

>>21520153
the only thing i crave is sex

>>21514631
wtf is wrong about smoking by the traintracks?

I mean, I avoid getting fined for smoking where it's illegal, but not because of social conventions, just because some faggots forbade it and it could cost me good money.

>>21514452 (OP)
The ingredient choice is okay, the one thing I question is why one sandwich has 2 slices of cucumber while the other is buried.

>>21520166
and I'm sure the guys are running scared

>>21520137
leverpostei pro-tip: put some pickled red beets on there
mycket nammis

>>21516253
mixing cucumbers with that shit is absolutely normal, everybody does it

mmm i smel a lot of cuccumbcer in this threadnn mmmmm.,,,, ffffuck i looove cucunmebr *sniff sniff*

>>21520474
>cucunmebr *sniff sniff*
my dog goes insane for cucumbers and watermelon both

>>21520474
cucumbers are severely overrated

>>21520474
MMMMMMMMMfff fn SNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF oouhg gfuck is a that cumruber... lets share one like a sppaghetti and kiss at the end of it mmmm

>>21514452 (OP)
OP, since you are Swedish, have you ever tried lutfisk or surstromming?

>>21520534
No my friend I have not.. I want to try some time. I like pickled herring a lot though

imagine giving a shit about what other people think about what you eat. very..... europoor.

i don't think protein/meat, carb/bread, cheese veggie / garnish combo is strange.

>>21514649
>>21516141
those hands though. yes those are weird looking

>>21520514
MY GOD...... I WOULD LOVE TO.... SNIFFFFFF SNIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFF MMMM CUMBERCUBER SMEELS SOOOOOOOOOO GOOD FUCKKKKK

>>21520567
cucumber doesn't even smell great, it has a soaplike scent that makes a lot of combinations very mid

>>21520569
Yeah well I'm eating it not sniffing it..

>>21520569
SILENCE FOOL. MY NOSE IS FAR GREATER THAN YOURS, AND I BELIEVE IT SMELLS DELECTABLE. IDIOT. MORON. NINCOMPOOP. SHIT FOR BRAINS.

>>21518906
I'm eating the salt licorice ice cream right now

>>21520723
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>21514452 (OP)
Nah that's a pretty banger looking sandwich (or is that just meant to be eaten like that?). Too many 'cumbers but maybe it's not as bad if you press it down.

Because people are basic bitches with no imagination. /ck/ has a fuckin meltdown if you improvise.

>>21520553
>"imagine giving a shit about what other people think about what you eat. very..... europoor"
>goes to /ck/

>>21520474
>>21520514
>>21520567
>>21520575
My dog fucking loves cucumbers. Is that a universal thing? He likes carrots also.

>>21521197
his poor anus

hey guys!! im a kitty cat ahaha!! meow!!!!!!!! xD

>>21514519
>Laughs in WASA Multi Grain

I'm groggy roo~ rooby rooby rooooooooooooooooo

>>21514769
It's knäckebröd actually

>>21522176
AWWW IS WITTLE BABY ROGGY GROGGY???????? AWWWWWWWWW ARRRWW AWW LITTLE BABY ROO

>>21514566
it's probably brie. good fucking cheese.

>>21522256
what's the best food to eat when groggy in the morning?

>>21522403
Banana. and also cucumber because it has the same shape

todays lunch

>>21514452 (OP)
>brie not lightly melted
ngmi

>>21522497
you should slice banana over this to make it more indigenous to sweden

>>21522612
No I eat the banana for breakfast

>>21522497
is there anywhere you can spend <70 sek for a dime of all the ingredients? want to be able to make at least 10 of these if i'm looking for a budget meal

>>21522623
I guess you could get close to 70 sek if you bought really shitty ingredients. You don't want to cheap out on the brie though, President is the best brand from the grocery store and its like 40 sek. It's worth to spend a bit more since you get a lot of meals out of buying the ingredients once.

>>21522633
yeah, i'm pretty well aware of how important it is to source good brie, it's sad to think some people may not have access to this

>>21520137
Only soy boys and women use the word “crave.” Stop being a faggot.

do you guys like me?

>>21523071
your food choices are mediocre, improve upon it

>>21522732
I crave sex

>>21522732
I crave sex as well

>>21523076
OP here, that wasn't me

>>21514452 (OP)
Looks fucking delicious

>>21523085
sex? would u like some sex OP?

>>21523097
I'm not so sure anymore, I don't really feel like it now when the opportunity is presented to me directly

>>21523446
my D on S!

It seems like the salami would overpower a delicate cheese like brie.

>>21523618
it really doesn't, its the brie that overpowers the salami

>>21523618
Brie is pretty sharp even if it has a soft texture

>>21523706
liar

>>21518368
Anything designed to carry seeds is a fruit, like my testicles.

>>21523751
Can I see

>>21516245
Honestly, Anon, good for you. It shows you have a soul.

>>21524716
I would also like to see

Quite distraught I forgot to buy more cucumbers for todays lunch

how do u guys deal with sweaty grievous players in SWBF2? he seems impossible to kill ffs! Makes me not even want to play supremacy.

>>21521253
so is my cat
get over yourself
m-meow

>>21524966
are cucumbers expensive in sweden? worst case im sure you can sell some stocks to afford it

>>21525058
thanks to OP, yes
yes they are

>>21524966
just wipe the poop off the ones you used to cram last night

>>21514452 (OP)
This isn't weird.
I eat the same shit.

Its basic food and its more healthy than all the other poop out there.

GOOD JOB ANON

my balls are starting to hurt from eating all these cucumbers! should i go to the doctor guys?

>>21525992
I need to sook me kin

>>21525992
Nope. Just tell your dad you enjoy them orally not anally.

good morning everyone! time to pee

>>21514452 (OP)
>normoids will see this perfectly fine sandwich and spaz out because it's not featured on the Panera menu
baka....

>>21514572
Pie??????

>>21527050
Pie is not a fruit loser

>>21527055
but you are

>>21527055
Pie is something that contains fruit.... I'm sorry to tell you this, but people consider pie a dish...

>>21527056
I'm not GAY!!!

>>21527074
only meat pies are acceptable. IDIOT HEAD!!!1

OP here, due to logistical reasons I was not able to make my lunch today. I'm sorry

>>21514452 (OP)
0/10 if you salt the choped green, what word for it in english?
10/10 if salted.

>>21527686
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>21527686
do black people like and eat cucumbers much? you don't really see it featured as much as melons

>>21527718
I speak for all my ninjas when i say that we only eat zucchini. Cucumber is the devil's dick and we don't like dat. das da devil right dah..

one more genie BJ please!!

>>21527693
0/10 if you salt and 10/10 if you salted? What are you trying to say

>>21527746
if put the salt then is good yes?

I couldn't wait until tomorrow. I need it

>>21527879
Brie and salami is salty enough but I don't mind extra salt on top of the cucumber

>>21527911
Also I forgot to add that a silverfish crawled from under my crispbread after I put it on the plate and I got very scared

>>21527911
what happens when an autist gets fixated on a meal

>>21514452 (OP)
Had my apples and yogurt hidden on few occasions because anything that isn't a sandwich or instant noodles is weird unless that guy is bringing entire dinner, then it's okay.

>>21514452 (OP)
det ser helt normalt ud. lidt mange agurker måske.

>>21518135
krasser chad

im hungry

>>21514452 (OP)
Are you a retard who keeps posting their food on social media?

>>21529332
Yes, I post my food on the board for food on the social media site 4chan! Use less butter fatty

>>21519989
Do u mean with no sauce and cheese or something because a pizza with olives on it is perfectly normal and tasty.

Today I didn't deserve cucumber because I did something very bad.

>>21530069
must have been really bad considering how much you like cucumber anon.

>>21514452 (OP)
you went overboard on the queue cumbers

>>21530069
nigga u gay u never deserve cuCUMber

>>21530199
latent homosexuality is so cringe

>>21514452 (OP)
I am the only one to answer the question and I find it fascinating why so many people seem to be bothered
The best understanding of it is that I think they are insecure and feel attacked . Like they feel wrong because they would never eat that, so they attack you in retaliation

>>21530788
this makes perfect sense. im gonna go piss now.

>>21514645
>>21514822
Shit taste

>>21530788
Your insight is invaluable thank you anon

Lunch. There is no dish I enjoy more than this, genuinely

>>21531458
autism!!!!!!!!!!!11

How is this thread still alive, it's the most basic ass shit to put on your Knäckebrot during summer

>>21531507
*kisses u on the cheek* there u go my darling dearest little bumble bee bumpkin pumpkin pie

>>21531507
rawr!! x3 meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

>>21531507
Seething because you can't make a good thread, anon?

>>21531514
im the anon you responded to, yes im seething and im a dumb doo doo baby and i stink really bad!!

>>21531507
what are you talking about, the cucumber swede made the best thread in a while. generals and reddit slop are already plenty

>>21531513
>the kind of shit my cat says
you're wrong

got a retired cucumber in the fridge, gonna prank my cat with it
like those "cats are scared of snake-like things" videos, but with a stinky cucumber wrapped in plastic

>>21514452 (OP)
I prefer prästost to brie.

Am I retarded or is that mayo still in the packet?

>>21531513
nigga, put ur cat on a leash

No cucumber because it's not with knäckebröd

>>21534159
did you fish this out of the toilet

>>21522071
They're good. Great reminder to get some tomorrow.

>>21534159
eat ur brie endpieces like a good little dog

Lunch since I ran out of salami

>>21536070
what is that on the left? tofu? what brand of cookies are those (I know you didn't make them yourself)

>>21536676
It's halloumi. This brand was absolutely unbearable in squeaking and it was hard to finish eating it. The cookies are made by Marabou...

>>21514452 (OP)
Looks good.

Canned fish as lunch since I still don't have any salami

>>21537608
fuuuaarrrrrkkkkkk mane, I LOVE deenz. Fucking nigger cunt coworker complained to HR that I eat DEENZ everyday and now I can't. I wanna choke her

>>21527693
Cucumber

>>21531507
>lonely autistic swede posts about his cucumber obsession
Honestly better than yet another slop thread.

>>21538511
>Honestly better than yet another slop thread
nah

>>21537608
wish you'd post these cute and dumb pics in #images

Sink sous-vide

>>21539649
Kill yourself yourself

>>21539651
HEY!!! DON'T TALK TO MY CUCUMBER KITTEN LIKE THAT !!!111

>>21539649 >>21539654
don't listen to that other meanie head mommy. i love your sink sous-vide!! *kisses u and blushes*

>>21539652
>>21539655
Fag alert. Now all the cucumbers make sense.

>>21539659
I do not associate with him

>>21514649
That’s a woman hand. You know the rules

>>21514452 (OP)
just eat teh cucumbers as a side you fucking troglodyte

>>21539699
das not nice

>>21539699
Why would I do that? The cucumbers add flavor and moisture to each bite. Ruins the purpose of the cucmbers if I eat them on the side RETARD

>>21518330
>Why does no one appreciate cucumber.
The Brits appreciate cucumber. I'm an American who lives for tomato sandwiches. I need to give the cucumber sandwich a try.

>>21539741
mmmmmmm yummy

>>21539699
literally why

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>21514452 (OP)
It's because what tastes good and what tastes bad should be something universal that cross all cultural barriers. If we can't agree on something so simple and basic to human perception, then we're never going to make it as a civilization. So the easiest solution is to ostracize and cast out people with shit taste like you OP.

You're not going to toast it or put anything on the cucumbers?

>>21514452 (OP)
fuck 'em, eat what tastes good. Me, I eat your mother's pussy, but I encourage people to liberate themselves from social conventions.

>>21541361
YEAH FUCK EM YEAH

>>21517117
Have you throuroughly convinced yourself yet? Btw I'll be living healthily into old age because I actually give a shit about limiting bad agents from entering my body when possible. I also live in a cleaner spot of the world with plenty of unpolluted water and food sources and I buy locally. Yes I have some plastic and pfahs in me but you'll have ass cancer and need a colostomy bag by the time you're 60 because "hey man everyone's dying haha"

>>21541550
mmmmm

>>21541550
You'll get cancer no matter how healthy you are

>>21514452 (OP)
Why do you care so much?

>>21541361
I thought juvenile comments were reserved for the first replies in a thread, not an old one

>>21543034
Juvenile? Brother, what I do to your mother's vagina is far from juvenile.

>>21543037
Except for your size lol

>>21543099
Oh, when I'm done downstairs she doesn't give a shit about size, I won't even argue about dick size, she calls me back because I'm actually able to make her cum, that's all properly adult women actually care about. Size queens are a small subset of women, and it's mostly girls with no experience. Sure, it helps, but it's far from necessary. My tongue's better than any fat hog.

>>21542999
And you'll have it alot sooner. Nuff said

>>21543368
I'm having an American lunch in honor of you so I can get cancer much later in life instead of early

>>21518135
I used to fly to denmark a lot for work, you guys arent breaking any noses.

>>21544318
could this thread get any more retarded

You just might be autistic

>>21514452 (OP)
Looks good. Just replace the crisp with rye bread. Put some salt and olive oil on the cucumber heap and no one in Danmark would bully you.

>>21514578
That's not breaking a social convention, that is just retarded, you dumb faggot

My American lunch wasn't very filling so I had to make this too

>>21544483
c-can i have one of those cumber bumbers pwease...

>>21544483
mmmm cumberbatches...

>>21546175
Butter.

>>21547140
try it with garlic butter since you’re a swede

>>21548144
eating cucumbers is schizo, they should only be put up your ass

>>21548120
Northern Europeans are allergic to anything what has even remotely any flavour.
Scandinavians are especially problematic, they won't accept anything except salt and perhaps some pepper.
Garlic is an overkill...

>>21548572
I wasn't aware this was a ratatouille thread

>>21548120
I prefer that with my entrecôtes
>>21548573
I know this is bait but I hope you get shot

>>21516086
That looks like Salami with Brie cheese and cucumber. I don’t what the other meat is and I can’t name the type of bread. I want to try salami with brie cheese now

>>21514452 (OP)
I mean i lobe everything in this pic but the watery tutumbers would just drown out every other flavor if eaten in the same bite

I'm tired of seeing this thread. I don't know what the actual discussion has become, but I'm only trying to get it to the bump limit so I don't have to see it anymore.
I hate persistent retard threads.

>>21541550
>limiting bad agents

Ah, one of those fucktards afraid of microplastics and teflon and mercury and seed oils and you think burned toast or blackened meat is filled with "carcinogens".

And you actively work to specifically not eat things on your retarded paranoid list of horseshit "danger foods".

I love that people like you get hit by a bus in your forties and all of your "clean living" was in vain.

>>21539649
The tap water doesn't even come close to getting to the heat you'd need, nor will it maintain it for enough time.
What a sad situation where your tub and sink share a faucet and the toilet is RIGHT THERE.
Do you live in a shitty apartment or a fancy RV?

>>21517117
I agree except I'm not a schizo who blames Jews for things. Shame on you.

>>21518275
it's the microplastics in the Jedi chow

>>21550105
this thread is amazing compared to most of ck in 2025

>>21514511
wasa

>>21550112
Lmao what a fucking retard

>>21527911
why do you lay your cucumbers so unevenly?

>>21514647
>>21520169
I wanted to type shitting but my mom was looking over my shoulder and doesn't like it when I cuss on the Internet

Why is this thread still up but my thread about interesting asian food was deleted within hours

>>21514452 (OP)
What "normies"?
No one is offended by anything you do, faggot.

>>21514452 (OP)
The STC is sacred. You are a heretic.

>>21514769
o with slash doesn't exist in swedish, but it does in danish and norwegian

>>21519166
Sad. Knife used to be pronounced knif in english, very similar to modern day swedish

>>21514452 (OP)
I don't know what people malding about.
This looks like a pretty normal breky made quick.
Maybe the amount of sliced cucumber triggers the autist?

>>21519991
Why do u put cereal in ur taco?

>>21539649
KEK

>>21516086
That's just a plate of charcutterie