Thread 21515115

We post what we ate today and insult each other over our choices.
I will start:
>6:30 espresso
>7:30 espresso
>9:00 espresso, crepes with chocolate syrup and jam
>9:30 instant soup
>10:30 one blueberry poptart
>11:00 espresso, gin and tonic
>11:30 another gin
>13:30 a bowl of bacon mac and cheese, glass of malbec
>14:30 ice coffee
>16:30 3 cheese sticks and some salami, double gin and tonic
>17:00 all done, fasting until 9:00
Something made me shit violently, can't figure out what exactly.

>>21515115 (OP)
>5am cigarette, black coffee
>12pm cigarette, black coffee
>3:30pm cigarette, black coffee
>6pm cottage pie, broccoli and cheddar rice, peas and carrots and carrots cake.
Why are you drinking in the middle of the day op? Unemployed?

Coffee, black
avocado on rice with curry powder, onion, jalapeno
a few handfuls of grapes
1L of vodka with diet 7up

>>21515119
That's pretty good, I should smoke more than my once a week cigar.
>Unemployed?
Sort off, but still get paid. I'm on call, nothing ever happens.
And if it does they already got used my performance while I'm slightly inebriated.
I'm drinking a bit more than usual this week as I got the kids, we all have more fun playing their games when I'm a bit more retarded. Youngest one is 1.5, oldest 6.

Milk coffee and a doughnut for breakfast.
Grilled mackerel with cabbage salad for lunch.
Cold buckwheat noodles with marinated tofu, sliced omelette, stir fried carrots, stir fried gat leaves, stir fried red cabbage, stir fried mushrooms, blue cabbage, fire flowers and buchumuchim. Also kimchi.
Water throughout the day. 3BoPRLdmaQidOQj

>>21515124
Honestly have no idea what half of that is.

>6:30am bowl of oatmeal with blueberries, coffee, cigarette
>9:30am eggs, bacon,toast,coffee, cigarette
12pm spicy dirty rice with tilapia, sliced cucumber
2:30pm cream cheese bagel, an apple, coffee, cigarette
6:30pm chicken nugget parmesean pasta, green beans, cigarette

probably something to do with mixing gin with wine. idk how you can start drinking then stop for a few hours then start again. Seems very unnatural and possibly demonic.
I have had 2 cups of tea, 2 cups of espresso and two bacon and egg sandwiches.

>>21515123
>we all have more fun playing their games when I'm a bit more retarded
are you sure about that? I fucking loathed playing games with my drunk mum as a 6 year old.

>>21515115 (OP)
7:00 AM - Breakfast: A cup of offee with milk and four plain crackers with strawberry jam
10:00 AM - Another cup of coffee
13:00 PM - Lunch: Breaded cutlet (milanesa) with mashed potatoes
17:00 PM - Afternoon snack: A cereal bar
18:00 PM - Coffee with milk
21:30 PM - Dinner: Beer-braised pork chops with homemade potato chips (leftovers from Sunday)

>>21515144
Yes, because they are the ones initiating.
Also that's 6 drinks total over 6h, I'd have to slam all of that at once to be drunk.

>>21515143
I feel slightly tipsy after having a double for maybe 30min. I'm highly functional alcoholic.

>>21515152
Why are you eating dinner at 930pm you jive honkey

>>21515115 (OP)
bro I don't care what you eat.

>>21515170
It's the regular dinner time in my country.

>>21515134
Milk is a secretion from mammary glands.
Coffee is a brewed drink made using the roasted seeds of an African tree.
Doughnuts are pieces of dough shaped into a circle and fried.
Mackerel is a fatty fish.
Cabbage is a head-forming brassica vegetable.
A salad is a cold preparation of food with a dressing.
Buckwheat noodles are strands of dough made from a combination of flours, one from a pseudograin and the other from wheat.
Tofu is the curds of soy milk collected and pressed to hold their shape, similar to a cheese.
An omelette is a fried preparation of egg.
Carrots are root vegetables, typically orange.
Gat leaves are the main organs of photosynthesis and transpiration of Asian headless mustard plants
Red cabbage is a variant of cabbage (see above) which, despite its name, has a colour somewhere between red and blue which is called violet or purple.
Mushrooms are the fruiting bodies of certain fungus species.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
Blue cabbage is a preparation of red cabbage that turns its colour similar to that of the sky or a clean ocean.
Fire flowers are both an omnipresent power up in the Super Mario series of video games as well as an edible garnish made by soaking chilies pared in a certain way in ice water so that they curl and resemble blossoms. I ate the latter.
Buchumuchim is a salad of garlic chives dressed with soy sauce, garlic, sesame oil and Korean chili flake.
Kimchi is a fart cloud in the cartoon Chowder as well as a fermented cabbage dish of Korean origin.
Water is a transparent, odourless and generally tasteless liquid with the chemical formula H2O.
3BoPRLdmaQidOQj is a streamtape link to the 9th episode of the 14th season of King of the Hill.

>>21515170
A black man once asked me for a cigarette. I told him I didn't smoke and he said "man, you is a jiiiiiiive turkey!" and all I could think of was June Cleaver in Airplane! saying that she speaks jive. I didn't know people still said jive turkey in the 21st century

>>21515115 (OP)
>10:20am Shitty gas station coffee, and I mean shitty by gas station standards, unfortunately my route today doesn't take me past any good places
>4:00pm One bite of beef jerky that had sat in my car for months, realized it was spoiled and spat it out
>8:30pm Chicken and broccoli fettuccine alfredo

>>21515189
Very informative, thanks Anon.

>>21515115 (OP)
Too much espresso, and drinking at 11 in the morning, on a Tuesday? Sad.
>8 am: Waffles, sausage, and scrambled eggs with cheese
>2pm seven cherries
>7pm one bowl of spaghetti Bolognese
>715pm one homemade cherry pistachio scone
And that's pretty much all I'll eat today.

>>21515189
In summation, I'm a huge flaming faggot.

>>21515269
Or Asian.

>>21515269
>>21515278
it's ai, half of the responses itt could have come from chat gpt

>>21515159
Kids can be pretty perceptive

Today I had:
>weed ALL DAY
>2 frozen white castle burgers, microwaved
>Ore-Ida extra crispy fast food style fries
>with a fried zucc
>and 2 fried pardon pepperinos

5:00 am - Monster Zero Pink Grapefruit and 2 bites of an everything bagel with cream cheese.
7:30 am.- 7-11 coffee with extra espresso and some milk/splenda
10 am - Monster Zero Peachy Keen
11 am - 8 oz banana, espresso, and cacao smoothie
12:15 p.m. 3/4 of stale bagel from the morning.
2:30 p.m. - 1/2 of chicken banh mi sammich + 20 oz. coke zero Big Gulp
The most I've eaten in months, felt like such a fatass.

>>21515115 (OP)
>2 AM Wake up for work and drink a coke zero
>4 AM Muffin and double espresso
>5 AM Double espresso
>7 AM Cappuccino
>8 AM Bacon egg roll and a large sugar free redbull
>12 PM Pho, dumplings and a mango smoothie
>1-5 PM Excessive amounts of coke zero and other diet soda
>Constantly vaping lethal amounts of nicotine throughout the day
I'm probably going to randomly drop dead from cardiac arrest in my early 30s, inshallah.

>>21515115 (OP)
>11am
Subway sandwich $4, 400 calories
>4pm
Some chicken fingers, cottage cheese, pistachios, bite off a cheeseburger, 400 calories
>8pm
Pasta with meatball and sausage, 1200 calories
Weighed in at 204 lbs today, down from 248 in February, 6’2 height.

It was my night off, so I only ate one binge meal.

04:00 AM

1 single serve chobani zero sugar vanilla
Approx. 10g granola
1lb strawberries

Enough digestive friendly/old people cereal to make me full. Not entire boxes, just until satiation.

Bran Flakes, Kellog's All Bran Buds, Kashi Go Protein+Fiber original (red label), and Fiber One

Am a skinny manlet, but I think I'm spiraling into eating disorder territory.

>>21515115 (OP)
ON A WORK DAY:
>0200: store-bought sandwich
>0900: small yoghurt
ON A FREE DAY:
>0400: The Slop Bowl (220g Rice, 200g mince meat, two eggs, green beans, ½ large onion, mayonnaise, mustard, salt, onion powder, "grill seasoning" powder)

Iced freddo espresso coffee
Chicken parmezan and cheddar sandwich
200g Low fat greek yogurt
3 boiled eggs
2 chicken sausages with mustard
Some grapes

usual:
9a skip or small cup yogurt w/ fruit, granola, or peanuts. maybe protein shake or egg.
4p salad w/ protein from last night or canned fish. the below ramen if craving
6-8p dinner: usually meat and veg, no starch or just a bit of potato. will eat rice, noodle, bread if not a ramen day.
10-12p dave killer bread, peanut butter, pepperchini, one cup milk

today:
9a starbucks caramel frap milkshakino or whatever, two bean burrito and chicken chalupa from taco bell
4p juiced up samyang ramen: 2x, lapchong, homemade thai&carolina chili oil, beef/fr. green bean stirfry leftovers garnish with fried egg, fresh onion, garlic, furikake, pink peppercorn. eaten with a big wedge of raw napa cabbage and ranch dip
5p haribo gummy bears, triscuits and government cheese, tortilla chips
10p now bread thing, but 2 cup milk and shitty discount bread

food fucking sucked today and feel like shit, going to leave a bad review

>>21515123
What a pathetic excuse for a father you are.

>>21515436
daytime weed smoking (and your unsurprising diet to follow) is very gay and nigger
>>21515137
this is too european with the weird two breakfasts (why cigarette between breakfasts? just have one on waking then have a bigger breakfast at 9. sound like you're actually trying to maximise the cigarette taste in your food. You definitely go to bed hungry as a result.
>>21515120
needs more b vitamins in food. don't drink coffee when you stop the vodka diet.
>>21515245
can't talk shit, this is pretty dope. last meal at 7p is some grandma shit though
>>21515449
I'd have mental-illness/tranime/body dysmorphia/SI/whatever your problem is, too, if I ate this diet

>10 wake up
>11 bread with cambozola and veal sausage
>15 1l milk
>20 half a chicken

>>21515123
>drinks more *because* he has the kids

grim

breakfast: nothing
lunch: nothing
dinner: 1 chicken, bell pepper and onion skewer, 1/8 cup of white rice, roasted brussels's sprouts
late night snacks: 1 apple, 1 clementine

>>21515357
Why do I keep getting accused of being AI? I'm just some Eurasian dad living on the American East Coast. The most artificial thing about me is the leave in conditioner I use on my hair.
That said, I didn't go on my run this morning cuz I didn't feel like it so I probably won't have a doughnut or muffin today. Might skip breakfast altogether. My wife and kid will definitely have cream of wheat, though.
>>21515449
I've not been to a Sev in ages. I was unaware they had espresso now. Neat

>>21515115 (OP)
I ate a tub of peanut butter, a slim jim, a sleeve of saltines and drank a fifth of cruzan aged rum today.
I weigh 350lbs and I'm 6'3 and 33 years old

>>21515849
There's an autist on this board calling everyone AI.
He did it to me as well.

>>21515863
>t. AI

>>21515792
I usually have two breakfasts because I walk a few miles and work out in the morning. Then after some hours of doing chores/errands Im hungry again. Also I dont smoke before I eat, Ill have one after. I dont understand people who smoke before or while eating.

6am : pieces of bread dipped in olive oil
9am : small cup of coffee, no sugar
noon : 2 eggs with bread
6pm : salad, lasagna some fries on the side and bread of course, pic related

So far:
>mocha with almond milk, to wake up (85 cals)
>brekkie: 2 large eggs, a piece of pumpkin bread, coffee (405 cals)
>lunch: homemade burger, ginger ale (715 cals)

Not sure what else to eat. Also walked like 3 miles today so I need to replenish my energy but Im not too hungry.

>>21515792
>this is too european with the weird two breakfasts (why cigarette between breakfasts? just have one on waking then have a bigger breakfast at 9. sound like you're actually trying to maximise the cigarette taste in your food. You definitely go to bed hungry as a result.
DYEL?

>>21515115 (OP)
Not gonna do the times or count how many durries I had but for food I had some left over Bolognese for lunch and a pizza for dinner, also had abit of salami as a midnight snack

6:30AM - Moment of posting: Nothing but water
Been fasting for three days.

2pm: Wake up, plain oatmeal
7pm: Whatever dad cooked for dinner
Yeah uh arraaAAAARGH AAAARGH AAAA SICK FUck yeah.

>>21515115 (OP)
woke up at 5:30 pm covered in sweat
>9:00 pm: bowl of instant chicken pho
no more foods except mac n cheese but im too lazy to boil water

>>21515792
Ok today I had:
>weed ALL DAY
>BLT
>It's-It
Kek cry pussy

>>21517827
Oh yeah and some black or indigenous tea of color

>>21515115 (OP)
>5:00-19:00 water
>21:30 2 extra strength tylenol with water
>00:00 pork liver pate on toast with water

>>21515115 (OP)
Breakfast
>2 leftover chicken thigh fillets from last night
>tomato sandwich with mayo and slice of american cheese

lunch
>hot dogs, pickled jalapenos and baked beans on toast
>slice of bread with blackcurrant jam
>one Sports Mix sweet

drinks
>tap water(I fill two 1 litre jugs in the morning and go through them)

its half six now and I've just eaten a couple of oranges. I'll have dinner about 9pm

>>21515115 (OP)
too much caffeine and sugar lad. Its good feeling young and invincible but it will catch up with you

Breakfast at 0730 2 eggs, 2 toast with jam, 2 bacon slices and coffee
Lunch at 1200 2 sloppy joe sammiches (extra sloppy) potato wedges and an apple
Dinner is gonna be some kind of pasta I think and salad

>>21517822
>>21517956
You are going to die

>>21517956
based liver pate enjoyer

>>21518530
Just had dinner

>Air fried skin on potatoes
>Steamed carrots and broccoli
>3 egg scramble with sesame oil, ashwagandha powder and garlic powder
>one Sports Mix sweet for afters

Feel full and relaxed now. Time to start drinking and watch some TV.

>>21517818
Dads dinner was too salty? Having chest pain?

>half a ramen noodle with one egg inside it, random vegetables, 3 soup dumplings (got full before I finished the noodles)
>like 8 ritz toasted chips
>1 cheddar bay biscuit and a can of soup
>later will be a grilled chicken patty with a wrap and baba ganoush tzaziki and vegetables

>>21515115 (OP)
You had like 5 coffees and 5 drinks dude id shit violently if that was me

>>21515115 (OP)
>7am slice of banana bread
That's it

>7am two mugs of coffee, which is equivalent to one pot of coffee

>After groceries were delivered at noon, I snacked on a can of deluxe mixed nuts and a 2 liter of Squirt Zero


>For supper I am going to eat a bowl of guacamole.

>>21515124
Milk coffee and a doughnut for breakfast.
Chicken salad on whole wheat with carrot salad for lunch.
HK-style curry with rice for dinner. The curry had tofu, chingensai, mushrooms, carrot, onion and red sweet mini peppers made into flowers. It was made with Taiwanese Knorr mushroom stock cubes.

>>21516401
looks good

>9:15AM slightly cold water from insulated cup
>9:20AM max fresh colgate toothpaste
>9:25AM refilled cup with ice cubes and water
>4:00PM thinking about leftovers in the fridge
>5:15PM beers for a while
>10:00PM finally eat leftovers

>>21521672
kino

>>21521672
How toothpaste did you eat?
0730 breakfast was bowl of oatmeal with milk, scoop of peanut butter and diced up apple
1100 leftover spaghetti and canned grean beans
1430 a chunk of bread, tomato soup, cheese slices and celery
1800 dinner was a bbq beef sandwich, tater tots and some canned fruit mix
2130 a cup noodles
Plus water and coffee all day, pissing like a race horse

>>21521771
toothpaste has to be peppermint, not wintergreen or spearmint or cinnamon

Woke up at 8, ate spaghetti at 1pm now its midight I just had toast, three fried eggs and several cans of sprite. I

>>21515115 (OP)
8:00: Cum
12:00 my boyfriends foufou
1:00: Cum
4:00 Big black cup of coffee
8:00: Cum

I am white btw.

>inb4, neet
>04:00
500gr ground meat 70/30, celery, avocado, spinach, 2 cups of green tea, 2 tbsp of salt. 6 boiled eggs.
>05:00 to 20:00
3L of water.