>>21516713 (OP)
I AM SUCH A HARD-CORE FOODIE, THE SPICIEST IN THE WORLD. OH, HOW GOOD IS THIS HOT, I EMPHASIZE HOT, MUSTARD. OR "OO I'LL BUY CHIPS, BUT NOT JUST ANY CHIPS, THEY HAVE TO BE SPICY, I'M BETTER BECAUSE I EAT SPICY FOOD AND YOU STILL EAT PEPPERS OR ONIONS? I EAT WASABI, IT TASTES LIKE VINEGAR WITH PEPPER, BUT I EAT IT, IT'S HEAVEN IN MY MOUTH, IF IT WERE A LITTLE SPICIER, I WOULD FUCK MY OLD MAN IN ALL HIS HOLES, I WOULD BE SO EXCITED, I'D MAKE IT EVEN SPICIER AND HOTTER AND HELLISH. I UNDERSTAND GIVING IT EXPRESSIVENESS, BUT KILLING THE WHOLE FLAVOR OF THE DISH FOR THE DOUBTFUL PLEASURE OF BURNING YOUR MOUTH? YOU CHOKE, YOU SWEAT, AND IT RUNS FROM YOUR NOSE. IT CAN BE COMPARED TO THE PLEASURE OF CHOKING ON A DICK. THE REAL FUCKING SHOW STARTS WHEN SUCH A TOUGH GUY CAN PROVE HIMSELF, AT A PIZZERIA OR IN HIS OWN KITCHEN. WHAT'S UP, MOM, LET'S ORDER PIZZA, FOR ME MEGADIABLOPIZDAMEXICANOOSTRA WITH EXTRA PEPPERS, HEHE NOT SPICY ENOUGH, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GUYS CAN EAT SUCH BLAND FOOD xD WHAT'S UP, WANNA TRY IT, SEBA? JUST DRINK MILK BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DRINK WATER XD AND NOW LEAVE ME FOR A MOMENT BECAUSE I HAVE TO SHIT MY MEGA BURNING STOOL, AHH THERE'S NOTHING LIKE BRUTAL BURNING OF THE ANUS AND JERKING OFF TO HELL.
